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So, what’s the theme for today?
Milktonium?
We really should try to stay abreast of current trends in society.
The boob tube makes it easy to stay current.
Fangs for the mammarys.
Is that revenge for nursing while the baby is teething?
No, but the Breast Chaser will get you.
:p
That’s how serialrapists are made…
*thwacks BallsAreBig with a ginormous halibut*
*pulls out notepad, takes memo*
Go to Joe’s Dairy for that.
SoHo funny AA.
*hides dabuttacow — just in case*
Disburbed by this Fail trend, I am
*LGBsqueezes*
What if the child is over age 45?
12 years and younger… free buffet!
True story: Someone told me he remembers himself getting a cookie from the cookie jar and then running to his mom for the milk.
Too long. Just sayin’.
BLAAAARG!
MILD ew?
Hmmm? I was vomiting and it wasn’t mild.
*squeeze*
I’ll let you drink that one in again.
*SQUEEZE!*
*shake fist at language barrier*
GRRR!
If it makes you feel any better, Arthur, I didn’t get it either.
*squeezes*
I did. But not until just now.
*squeezes Brewski and Arthur*
It does help, Brewski!
*double-squeeze*
OK, will somebody enlighten me then?
I don’t get it! I’m soooo confused!!
*runs around in circles*
Mildew or
ew.
I was going for “drink”, but yeah, okay…it was lame! Is everyone happy now? Laugh dammit!!!
*Snickers*
I need a drink now.
*laughs nervously*
Don’t you mean laugh HOORAY??
(What happened to my reply? Razzaflabbin’ Blog Monster!)
*eyes AA warily*
*forced laugh*
Dammit is the new hooray…
Haha haaa hahaha, Admiral.
:p
Hooray! I missed that.
We need that German accent to make us laugh, dammit!
Hooray, I didn’t get it either.
I was a bottle baby.
Vhat? You vill not laugh about ze Krautz!
*giggles*
Now I’m picturing Col. Klink…
*snorkles*
Get the (mind) bleach…
Did he dunk?
Children over 12…thighs, drumsticks, etc.
(I’m a fiery wing man, myself.)
A chance to find, a pheonix for the flames
Is this lactose intolerance?
Are you saying the people at Pepe Rosso don’t have toes?
It explains why it’s hard for them to stay instep with current trends.
They haven’t reached the digit-al age?
They have a hard time finger-ing anything out.
Admiral, I think that would be dactylose intolerance, wouldn’t it?
(But heehee! You remembered my pun! *hugs*)
Of course!!
*sugar hug*
Dinosaurs breast feed?
Well whadya know!
Does anyone else sense a disturbance in the force today?
The bonus fail too early they posted.
These are not the mammories you’re looking for.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Never tell me the odds!
Hey look, Brewski’s flying solo.
I prefer the Hans off approach myself.
*snork*
Thanks…I’ve to clean my monitor now…
Yes, but they’re making up for it with the theme.
Boobie-shaped Spam Cookie™ anyone?
*offers tray to fail peeps*
No thank you. I prefer to be able to readily identify my meat products.
*eats caramel pop corn instead*
Looks like a tractor tyre… or tape.
You didn’t save any cookies for us?
Just kidding. It looks like a roll of blue duct tape to me.
Are you a roll of duct tape?
Okay, I wasn’t sure which roll of duct tape I was right now (blue or silver). Glad it’s blue (favorite color)…
Okay, but you’re on probation.
Double-secret probation?
Wait… probation? What does probation entail?
We’re developing a new line of E.T. fingers of various sizes. As a probie, you get to test the prototypes and let us know the results.
DOES NOT WANT!!!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Thus the reason it’s called PROBE-ation…
*snork!*
Well, it was worth a try, Judy.
*Watches JW disappear into the distance*
And I had high hopes for her, too.
Ah, just as well…
JW, I suggest you stop applying duct tape down there…you’re confusing people.
I see JW doesn’t want to be part of the blue movement anymore.
Too bad there isn’t a way to make it bigger.
But there is! You just have to stroke… wait, what are we talking about?
It’s okay Arthur, one day, when you’re older, you’ll understand.
Blue duct tape.
*squeeze*
So what if I’m a lemming. Lemmings are never lonely. Besides.. except for the spam, minions have more fun.
Failpeeps have more fun! You’re already a Failpeep, so relax and enjoy! I didn’t go blue to be a minion, that was just a bonus. I was feeling kind of blue on Monday, so found a pic that corresponded.
*squeeze*
Wait a minute – you don’t like Spam?
*begins to reconsider decision*
I tried spam once… Then I looked at the ingredients on the can… I’ll reemphasize… I tried spam once
I usually have my spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam without the spam.
Why not? I can go with the flow [of milk] !
*noms cookies*
Good batch today, LBG.
I made my galatic reference up there^^^
*squeeze*
There is something very unsettling about this pattern…a cow could get seriously hurt…
*protective buttersqueezes*
. . .or the Breast Chaser will come and get you. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*makes scary monster hand gestures*
What an eccentric performance.
Hello Tarzan.
The Tarzan I know doesn’t chase breasts. He’s happy with what he’s got.
Smug vine clinger that one.
*Squeeze*
Eeeeeeep!!!
*covers self protectively and fleeeeeeeeees*
*gives DW a dragon-sized flee collar*
Found a sparkly one just for you!
*squeeze*
OoooOOOOoooo! Sparkly!!
*fastens flee collar around neck*
*poses*
*click*
Good! Now show me sassy!
What a bunch of boobs!
*stands side by side with FailSisters*
Yes, and damn proud of ‘em!
♫My boobs are always bouncing
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big boobs
Should be held everynight.♪
PT will be so disappointed!
Does this mean PT has advanced to breast-feeding stage???
Congratulations!!
*squeeze*
No, but I’m working on it.
It’s obvious the owners were bottle babies. Jealous buggers.
Milk Duds anyone?
*snerk*
*Graciesqueezies*
You…squeezed…Gracie’s…milk duds?
*click*
Well, um…*shuffle, shuffle*
Sowwy!!!!
Only be sorry if she didn’t enjoy it
Is this really a problem?? I’ve heard of the mom who still breastfeeds her 8 year old daughter…but 12????
*thinks of own 12 yr old son*
*shudders*
12-year-olds would love the chance to see breasts, but I don’t think they’d want them to be their mom’s.
I stopped breastfeeding mine when they got their first teeth. I’m not getting bit, no way no how.
The nurse told a friend of mine that they only bite once. That lesson is learned very quickly…
Suddenly Toni Morrison’s “Song of Solomon” has come to mind…
*SQUEEZE!*
Not to mine, ’cause I don’t know it. Fortunately, I guess.
*SKA-WEEEEZE*
Is that a song by the Dead Milkmen?
That was quite a leap AA. I’m impressed.
Speaking of songs… anybody ever pay attention to the chorus of Neil Diamonds “Forever in Blue Jeans”?
Money talks…something something and da da da da.
Forever in blue jeans, Babe.
????
“Honey’s sweet.
But it ain’t nothing next to baby’s treat.
And if you pardon me
I’d like to say we’ll do okay
Forever in blue jeans.”
That’ll never fly.
Oh sure Dragon and AA, start a punrun and then fly off and abandon me.
Abandon all Marius, ye who fly off here!*Is scarred for future generations*
I try not to pay attention to Neil Diamond at all.
I’ll pretend you didn’t say that…
So true…
At least you have multiple udders to share.
uhhh…I guess that would make you a bit freaky…lets’ try multiple tetes? Is that the correct spelling?
How about multiple milk giving pouch-y things?
Milky Way, anyone?
When they go dry, are they milk duds?
ARGH! *headdesk*
I see you beat me to it!
Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry!
(Been waiting a while to use that one.)
Don’t get me laughing too hard or you’lll end up with milkshake…
*pictures multiple udders*
*holds in giggles*
Ummm, ‘cuse me…nature calls…
*finds little bovine’s room*
ooohh Milkshakes. But I’m over twelve.
Whew, that was close!
*looks around*
Who’s over 12?
*sees JG*
I can offer you some whoppers…
*shudders at thought about 8 y/o getting breastfed*
For how long will they continue? 16? 30?
*thinks of month old son*
Shoot… he doesn’t want to nurse now, let alone what’ll happen in 10 years…
… or in 30 years…
Hehehe – maybe some of the in-mom’s-basement-trolls we see here still do?
Ouch… my twin brother is one of those “in mom’s basement trolls.” Actually, they refer to him as their troglodyte.
Although, they have talked about selling the house and not telling the new owners that he comes with it… for that matter they weren’t going to tell him about it either.
*snerkitty*
Umm, honey…what’s that noise in the basement?
Oh nothing…just the troglodyte…remember?? It came with the house…one of those added extras…
It’s either a pool or a troglodyte, you can’t have both.
Not even a pool-dwelling troglodyte?
*pouts*
No, he could drown and then someone would ask “Did he troglodyte?”
Work-safe clickie…someone in my college speech-writing class shared this. All I could say was
…
Okay… here’s the stupid part of all of this.
Having a month old son, we’ve been inundated with all the literature about breastfeeding that you can possibly 1magine.
The nutritional value of breast milk for the baby is about zip after two months of age. At that point, they are getting almost all of their nutrition from other sources, such as baby food and supplemental formula.
Yes and no JW. The manufacturers of these product of course they have better stuff and they don’t need your money right, cause they are giving it away for free for the benefit of man, and the doctors are not getting paid to tell you this either. Dude wake up to the smell of money.
Yes feeding your child past 3 years old has no benefit and their is food supplemented. Therefore it is just a comfort zone for the mom and child.
That was not supposed to be as harsh as it sounded JW.
Wasn’t harsh (at least I didn’t take it as such)… at least not harsh to me. Sounded more like a criticism of Capitalist America.
Umm breastfeeding has tons of nutritional benefits for the entire time a child is breastfeeding and none that can be matched by formula or baby food. And no baby should be getting baby food at 2 months of age unless they have severe acid reflux and even then it should only be rice cereal. If breastmilk didn’t have nutritional benefits for children even up to 3 years of age formula companies wouldn’t be trying their damnedest to match it and constantly improving their product to keep trying to match what is in breastmilk. And formula makers wouldn’t make formula for kids up to 3 years of age.
Seriously if formula was so good it would come out my breasts as God intended and not out of a factory.
Yeah, except the majority of the literature that arrives in my mailbox comes from…. FORMULA COMPANIES! How ironic that they tell me that “breastfeeding is best.. but…”
At 2 months, baby should not be getting baby food, and she certainly NEVER needs supplemental formula. The word “supplemental” name alone should be a hint that it’s not necessary.
Breastmilk is all the baby needs for at least 6 months.
*glances at exclusively breastfed 22 pound 4 month old son* Ummm…. whaaaaaaa? Breastmilk is the perfect food for infants and all they need for at least 6 months if not longer.
*shudders*
*shudders*
:ick:
I knew a mom who was still breastfeeding her son at 10. It was really awkward too, they had a special name for it so other people won’t know what your child is asking for. When they’re old enough to ask for it, you’ve gone too far IMHO.
I completely agree!
I ask for breastfeeding sometimes! But that’s a little different.
Well, you’re welcome to my teats anytime…
Wait…that didn’t come out right…
gets little stools for Gracie and me.
*raises eyebrow*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
It were just little stools. I just hope he used a plastic bag in case they were … you know, liquid.
:ick:
Hey now! What kind of cow do you think I am??? I’m into that kinky stuff…
I meant to say NOT!!!!!!!
*facepalm*
Interesting… Now let us talk about your childhood.
pulls up leather chair with AE and gets note pad out and starts to write.LOL
*snobs*
It was horrible! All these men, pulling on my mom, milking her dry…just so they could have some cream in their coffee…mom was never the same…WHY????????
Not to be picky, Suzie,… but wouldn’t it be *facehoof* for you?
Snobs?
*raises nose in the air and glides away*
You’ve obviously never seen what those damn milk snobs do to a cow Gracie. It’s terrible!
I believe all the really “classy joints” actually use something like a flame thrower to clean the udders and make sure they don’t get infected. (saw that on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe)
Nothing’s going right today!!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*agrees*
*shudders*
My daughter started asking for it at 4mo. She still asks for it at almost 10mo. Doesn’t make her any less of a baby. She still will need breastmilk for at least until she is 2yo. I could buy expensive Pediasure after 1yo but my breastmilk is still better at rounding out her nutrition and gives her immune system a boost after 1yo.
A baby is still a baby. I do agree 10yo is a bit long but obviously the child was emotionally behind his peers otherwise wouldn’t still be asking for mother’s milk because most children self wean around 2-4yo.
Can’t help laughing…thinking of the old SNL skit…”I’m doing my “drawrings” you cheeky monkey”
My related story. 13 year olds playing baseball, mom with a 3 year old on bleachers. Toddler approaches and says I need you RIGHT NOW. AND MOM OBLIGES!!!
You should have seen the kids in the dugout (fenced in only) trying to look but not look. Reminded me of Tom Hanks trying not to look at his gf’s breasts in “Big”.
that sucks…
The scene of the crime
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=149+Sullivan+St+New+York,+NY+10012&sll=40.727258,-74.001732&sspn=0.000651,0.001034&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=149+Sullivan+St,+New+York,+10012&ll=40.727145,-74.001503&spn=0.010358,0.016544&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=40.727258,-74.001732&panoid=TPnAKEqQhLaBKGIYKppzZg&cbp=12,131.01,,0,5
All right. Completely off-topic:
Off and on for the last few days, we’ve been hearing scratching sounds in the wall behind the sink in the laundry room of our house. We got the exterminator to come out on Monday. Of course, he found nothing, refused to go under the house, and charged us $92 for the privilege. Fast forward to last night, when we heard a scream coming from our daughter’s bedroom. Seems she was on her knees in front of her bookcase looking for something to read when the rodent raced out from under the bookcase toward the stairs. The dog caught the rat in her mouth, but let go of it before we could drag her and it outside. It then scurried into the living room, whereupon it climbed up into the recliner and buried itself. My husband turned over the recliner. Nothing. He beat it with a broom handle. Nothing. Success came when he sprayed the recliner with “Pet No.” Mr. Rat finally scurried out into the open, whereupon Daughter Unit poked it with a stick and Daddy Unit got the net from the pool skimmer and trapped it. (I’ll not say how my husband finally offed the thing, unless someone really wants to hear the gory details.) The whole time the drama was unfolding, the dog was barking, my daughter was screaming, and my husband was yelling…
The kicker is that because we knew the rodent was still in the house somewhere, I called our exterminator yesterday and arranged for them to come out AGAIN this morning with another technician and a supervisor. You can bet I’m going to tell them every shred of the above story — including all the gory details!
Why are people trying to give me the heebiejeebies a week after Halloween?
*shudders*
You should have gotten the video camera out and made the supervisor sit down and watch the proof of his technician’s ineptitude.
So you ratted out the incompetent exterminator to his supervisor?
His reputation will be dropping[s].
The job required a bravermin than he.
Not to mention a refund, right? You deserve one! Jerks.
Rattus norveigicus
Cute only if you want them in the house with you.
Rats are heading indoors for the winter it is natural. Put a empty garbage pail out fill half with water and three bottles of beer, sprinkle with stryro foam peanuts then put a wooden ramp up and wait for the next day for floaters.
Breast-feeding in Pepe’s? Did you kick them out, MRN?
Do I have to keep up the running from the previous fail, I am a bit tired now.
No, you can stop running now.
No. Now you must run and sing. At the same time.
Now I am confuzzled.
*does a jig*
*squeeze*
Ok, you can stop now. Here, have a cookie. They’re Arthur’s recipe.
I am not sure I require chemical assistance!
*collapses*
*snores*
*puts poofy pillow under k@’s head*
*covers her with soft blankie*
*puts up “Do Not Disturb” sign*
*tiptoes away*
*sneaks over and dips K@’s hands in warm water*
*leaves pile of ShamWows by K@’s head*
Head? Will that make her cry?
*moves ShamWow pile to next to K@’s waist*
Have you never had your hands dipped at a sleep over?
Apparently, you have, probie!
Never mind the “probie” – I see now that you have declined the position. Anyone else interested?
*Raises Brewski’s hand*
Brewski’s willing to take one for the team
He usually does.
Look, Brewski! A shiny!
Yes, and it’s an urban legend. It doesn’t work.
And there’s no Easter Bunny either!
WHAT????
*childhood delusions crushed*
Wait a minute…then who was that I saw with the white cotton tail???
Pamela Anderson?
No, her tail is made of silicone injections.
Everyone know you use warm beer, instead.
*suddenly looks forward to easter time*
And you don’t dip their hand in it, you pour it in their mouth.
Eggzackly.
Jeez Brewski. It’s just a sailboat. You’ll see it someday.
I know what it’s supposed to do, therefore I was wondering about the Shamwow localization.
So she’d know where they were and wouldn’t have to go looking for them.
As for the urbal legend… technically he’s right, one hand has to be warm water, the other cold. Shocks the body into an entertaining reaction.
Speaking of entertaining reactions,… ever want to get even with somebody who’s had more drinks than they should? Give them a nice cold glass of water. The cold water will shock their stomach and… well, just make sure you’re not standing in front of them, and have a couple of ShamWows handy.
*facepalm*
*trades l for n in “urban”*
I think it would be more appropriate to break out into a rendition of ‘Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west’
I find the Comic Sans font more of a fail than the fail itself..
That was my first thought too! ;D
Ok I want to see the pics of kids 13 years and older breastfeeding.
Google it.
Don’t link the results.
Ditto.
*moominsqueeze*
Moomin.
*dittosqueeze*
*squeeze*
Moomin ditto!
*noms*
Moomin burrito!
*bums*
Jam Frito!
I’m not jam.
*hums*
Jam Incognito!
Get pregnant, buy a camera, breastfeed for 13 years. DIY.
psp caeras are awesome.anyone concur?
You know what that means, someone had to have done it… o.o
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The funniest part to me is that I know this very restaurant & it’s awesome for cheap eats in SoHo. The sign matches the owner/manager’s sense of humor…
He’s using a PSP!
I would like to preen in my shiny new Avatar.
(does this avatar make my butt look big?)
I was thinking of going with something BLUE. It’s so slimming.
*sloppysqueezestofailpeeps*
You are ruining my day.
Da siehst du mal wie das ist.
Getting out German to English dictionary……Oh, that’s right. I don’t have one. Would you care to translate? How am I to truly appreciate your wit when I can’t understand it.
BBB, even when he speaks english, half of us can’t understand his wit… or don’t want to, not sure which wins out more often.
I really don’t know what to say to this.
I found something to say. I was just talking to Dragon about how I’m falling behind getting to know the new people, and how I’m not reading every comment even on one fail anymore.
Thank you!
Same for me, some days I don’t find the time to read anything, let alone everything. And then, all of a sudden, new faces have appeared. Nice if they are nice, if not…
At this point, I’m gritting my teeth and restraining myself from *FOOOOOM!!!!*-ing both BBB and JW to within an inch of their lives.
No one…and I mean NO one…insults Arthur around me and gets away with it.
*gets all fierce and defensive and smoky*
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
HOW HARD IS IT TO BRING UP A TRANSLATOR ON THE COMPUTER???
Oh no…you just shouldn’t speak speak your own frikkin’ language because it’s too inconvenient for others.
*fume*
Speak speak?
Apparently I’m beside myself with outrage.
I see I won’t have to point out this thread to you later.
*scratches line through note*
*patpatpatSQUEEZE*
Damn me, this Admiral is quick!
Ahhhh. I feel better.
I’m keeping my eye on these noobs, though. Hmph.
*slowly pats Arthur on the ass*
*click!*
*click*
*turns head and…:) *
*…and hits his head on a table trying to
*
*has a serious case of snorkeritis*
*groupsqueeze*
JW, are you referring to Arthur? I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt since I haven’t been following your comments much and you’re new. I assure you that intelligent people have no trouble following his English or German and find him HIGH-larious.
*squeeze!*
*showing hyooge restraint squeeze*
You’re a Zen master!
(Isn’t it interesting that he didn’t say anything to all of this?)
It actually doesn’t surprise me at all.
And Admiral, don’t be restrained, squeeze Arthur all you like!
I think we might have a case of rejected – resurrection here.
*agrees*
^Ditto
*Stimmt überein*
*umarmt*
*Gibt zurück*
Is that right?
You spelled it perfectly right, but it would be more like *erwidert*
Ahhh. I knew it was the general idea but not the right phrase for the job.
Thanks AE.
Somehow it doesn’t really work in German. All of our constantly used action phrases sound pretty stupid in German. Dunno why. But still you did very well!
I like it!
*squeezies*
*squeezes BBB*
I like this better.
Why you look mahvehlous.
:”> Ya’ll are gonna make me blush. Thanks for the luvin’s.
Are you a sunset? I’m having trouble distinguishing it. Whatever it is, it’s lovely!
Right click on the picture, show picture and then change “…32&d…” to “…320&d…”.
We really should try to stay abreast of current trends in society.
It doesn’t mention adults. So no breastfeeding from ages 12 to 18?
bitty?
lol, 1st thing that came to mind
Little Britain rox
Or “Why to use polarizing filter?” fail.
I’m sure this sign was prompted by an actual incident in the restaurant….
Anyone wanna bet that “Joe’s Dairy” in the background put that sign up to steal buisness?
“Or anywhere else, for that matter”
Headline FAIL
Just found where this picture was taken
http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=149+Sullivan+St+new+york&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&gl=ca&ei=6_f0SpqiHIPL8QariYjzCQ&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA&hq=&hnear=149+Sullivan+St,+New+York,+10012,+United+States&ll=40.727348,-74.001659&spn=0.000566,0.00142&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=40.727258,-74.001732&panoid=TPnAKEqQhLaBKGIYKppzZg&cbp=12,102.13,,0,-2.18
This is not a fail. It’s a WIN
i dunno if the age thing is a weird mistake or what..
but i do gotta say- breastfeeding rates are way too low in north America- and I do wish people had a better understanding of how important it is.
you’ll see all sorts of opinions-
I suppose to me something this beneficial to mother and child deserves the protection it is afforded as a basic human right-
boobie juice would probably be the healthiest thing IN that restaurant- in any..
Bitty!
can anyone else see the second fail in this picture
..or is it just me?
wait. y does he have a psp?
Wow, how dumb would you have to be?!!!
I mean, they’re only going to say something like that if someone’s tried it before, right?
Thats what ticks me off about the ‘please keep your hands and feet inside the machine at all times’ thing on rides.
Yeah, well i’ll stick my arms out the side if i want- okay maybe not = /
. . . well, maybe if i was drunk enough i’d try to get some hang time on the hanging roller coaster electrified railing?
holy crap, is this the Pepe Rosso on Sullivan Street in SoHo NYC? I could swear there is a Joe’s Dairy across the street, I think I know this place! Never noticed the sign! that is hilarious.