We are so SMRT
Let’s face it. People do not know how to spell. Not like we mind because it gives us a constant supply of material for FAIL Blog. To celebrate our lack of spelling skills, enjoy these most epic Spelling FAILs and keep on misspelling FAILers!
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Arizona State Fair
Feirst!
firts fial
Ohhhh Mamma!
when I go boweling, the best part of you goes splishy splashy.
Maybe the second picture is not fail after all, maybe their mommy actually is a beast
They spelled mummy wrong.
And breast, too. Idiots.
British/American spelling recognition fail.
Sarcasm recognition fail.
because audible sarcasm translates so well into text.
No. They specified that she’s THE beast. Hope you’ve got things together for the end times.
Pfffffffffffffft! My bowels are always fun.
Klismo.
I’m not the enema, I’m your friend. *smoochies*
If you’re my friend, you’ll put more lube on that plastic tip. *tonguesmoochies*
I’ll not only lube the tip, I’ll warm it up for you.
Put it in your special warmer, and we won’t need the lube.
Ok, I could do with getting a bit flushed.
Plunge it in!
Don’t pull out too hard. With that suction, you never know what might fall down.
“Up-and-Down” that’s what my Grandma always said.
she was up and down all at the same moment?
we used to call her quantum grandma
Oh wow, if a thread was ever made for Granny this is it!
He taught me everything I know. Except for klismo, that was Mookie (and even now, I’m stil not sure).
I knew it! That’s where Aja’s been hiding those tiles.
Don’t blame me, please.
Arthur made you do it?
Who else?
He is the prime choice in scape-goats.
don’t let Granny hear you call him a scape-goat… bad things happen to livestock when Granny’s around…
No, that’s definitely Arthur you’re thinking of.
Carry on failing, jam.
I get my vowels from the vowel of fun.
I think my vowels are from the antiqe bowel of fn.
Do y’all remember Letter Man, the fake superhero on Sesame Street? I think someone has just been adding and removing letters.
On one of the military bases in Japan, someone kept changing the letters for the Chicken Coop and making it the Chicken Poop.
Oops. I posted too soon. Letter Man was on The Electric Company.
(youtube clickie)
AE IOU?
Where is that bowel, anyway?
at your local ally.
inside of you
Bowel of fun beats a bowel of fail any day!
Agreed.
LoL!
Should be on ingrish instead of Failblog
website nazi
Spelling “bEast” is the best of the 3.
why you dissing my momma? she is The Beast!
What’s missing at our Antique Store? You! C’mon down!
*C’mons down*
I just want to see.
So you like to watch?
Good morning all.
*squeeze*
*squeeziesforzombies*
morning STSZ spelling is the bee this morning
Antiqe you for your mommy is the beast and she loves a bowel of fun.
Although spelling mistakes are a common source of humour in signposts and boards, these are one kind of humour which will never die out. The sheer variety of these is amazing, specially in countries where English is not the native language.
nice title – SMRT means DEATH in Czech …. http://translate.google.com/translate_t#cs|en|smrt
I love reading Asian translations into english. the original language makes sense but the English is too hilarious to comprehend.
smrt means death on my language. it activates failblog meme auto =D
Which language is it? resembles Latin’s mort so yours must be romance or at least related.
Looks like lolz didn’t come back to answer your question. Good observation! You have a sharp eye. However, the similarity to the Latin “mort” is coincidental, as “smrt” is a somewhat “disemvoweled” form of a different word that’s of either Germanic or Slavic origin. “Schmertz” is German for “death,” and “smierc” (with little marks over the s and c, and pronounced pretty much the same way) is the Polish word for “death.” “Smrt” is very likely Czech, as the Czech language is notoriously short on vowels. (So are the languages in Bosnia, Serbia & Croatia.) If so, it’s pronounced “Shmirt,” with a roll on the r. (Tricky to say, if you grew up speaking English, but can be managed with some practice.) I could be wrong as regards the exact language, but it’s definitely Eastern European, which are Slavic languages with a lot of Germanic influence. As for the alphabet, the Roman alphabet became widely used west of the Urals (and Cyrillic east of the Urals, in Russia) even if the Latin language didn’t influence the spoken languages much (except in academic circles), with various accents & pronunciations thereof to accomodate the languages’ idiosyncracies.
There’s the bell. Remember, pages 48-50 are homework, and the big test is on Friday!
A bowel of fun… that fun-loving vicar and his potatoes!
Ummm Brewski you have mentioned potatoes and vicar 3 times you want to tell me about this fascination with it?
I love potatoes! They’re the most fun you can have with a starchy vegetable!
do you hurl starch at the vicar?
someday on mother days when i was young i wrote a letter to my mum, it began with “Mama, du biest…” thats german and you gotta know: bist= are biest=Beast… so i wrote in stead of “Mum, your are”.. “Mum, you beast”.. :S
Lulz! the english syntax is so messed up that even native speakers end up failing like this
boweling is best enjoyed with a newspaper.
or thru the act of hurling the ball down the greased lane. (no thanks to baconlube.)
Ant I Ques… and on the other side of the window: tion Your Dedication to Boweling.
Well, I never make any spelling misteaks!
Maybe that’s how Antique used to be spelled way back when. You know what, I change my mind. Fail.
The last one being from Arizona doesn’t surprise me. Most people there do not speak English and the vast majority that do are frigging illiterate troglodyte lobotomy patients.
Case in point:
On the 101 loop there was a road sign, I mean a REAL official state road sign regarding the shoulder of the road, oh, pardon, the “SHOWLDER” of the road.
re + tard
I just had a bowel of fun about 5 minutes ago.
I guess a bowel of fun is what the toilet is full of after a night of fun.
I’m not sure that “beast” is a fail. My tween daughter and her friends use “beast” to mean the best, the coolest, totally awesome, groovy, etc.
Plus, I think that third 6 on the mom’s head is actually an 8….
If Chelsea is holding that “Mommy” sign, then it’s simply accurate.
YOU HEARD THE BOY! His mothers the beast! Grab your pitchforks!
Think I found waldo in the 2nd picture
In Singapore, SMRT is a company which owns most of our train services here in Singapore. Go SMRT!!!
I’m actually good at spelling.
I don’t want to be a Grammar Nazi, but it annoys the hell out of me when someone misspells a word or uses incorrect grammar. D:
googled Antiqe and there’s an eBay seller by that name. Maybe the sign’s refering to eBay…?