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Anyone else feeling flushed?
1st reply
WIN
*sigh*
Reply Fail
Epic comment fail
Yes yours was.
Im am failz.
This is much more of an epic win than a fail. It was obviously intentional, why is it on failblog?
Because nobody recognizes fails any more. “Anything funny is a fail hur hur hur!”
AMEN brother! Something intentional CANNOT, BY DEFINITION be a fail! GEEZ! That pisses me off so much
Are you intentionally pissed off?
If not, happiness fail.
Logic fail — affirming the consequent.
Of course something that’s intentional can be a fail. It’s the IDEA of this that make it a fail. :/
Srsly, what were they thinking?
They were thinking “Hey, this is a fun bar, we want people to have a good time. This is a cheap laugh…let’s do it!”
This is no fail! this is humor, in matter a fact, it’s a win!
Definite win
This
is a win.
IS SPARTA!
in sparta, instead of dropping ugly girls off a cliff, they pissed in their face
Glad to see I’m keeping with Spartan traditions.
WIN
Hmmm, could it be because you’ve been smoking pot?
Hoy, quit yanking my chain!
You seem to be getting a bit bogged down there.
I will try not toilet it hold me back, I promise.
If urinal’ot of trouble, you can always go somewhere hot and loos yourself or a while.
Do you think we’ve about plunged the depths of this conversation?
Have you gone potty? You can never have too much toilet humour.
To right, I dunny understand that point of loo.
Just thought I’d float the question before the hole thread went down the drain.
Just make sure you put the seat back up when you’re done.
Recap of story: last place I worked was in an old school. The room I was in had 17 cubicles, and two bathrooms attached that were single seaters.
Being the only guy out of 17 people in the room, the ladies claimed the men’s room.
I put up a sign that said “Return seat to its proper upright position when finished.”
I bet they didn’t though. Women, never do as they’re told.
No… but I’m surprised the sign wasn’t taken down right away… They all thought it was funny, so they left it up.
if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and raise the seat?
Are we in-cistern that this should stop here?
Netty worry! Let us carry on.
Anybody else want to be privy to this conversation thread?
I think we are a Head of most.
Is that because we’re the most commode-ating?
Felt throne into this conversation.
this hole conversation is a wipe. it just dangles and refuses to fall away from the surface. my bowl runneth over with loosely held together puns.
this hole thread has gone to (the) pot.
This thread is only weekening because of these re-pee-t puns
this is not fail this is win
Seconded.
Twelveded
Talking ’bout golden arches…
I knew there was something funny about my Big Mac.
Not a very happy meal?
You don’t even want to know about the milkshakes.
Stay away from the fries! Just…stay away…
yes I do. sing it to us… about your milkshakes, that is.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like… Jam, you’re such a retard.
*roffles*
*gets up quickly*
*runs for the shower gagging*
* SNORK *
(wipes coffee from the keyboard)
*hands sauerkraut a stack of napkins and a new cup of coffee*
>spank you?<
well, crap.
What if the action verb is going in the opposite direction – would you feel whipped?
It’s not fail, it’s win. They did it on purpose because they thought it was funny and other people think it’s funny too- hence win.
Then you are a fail. Just because people think it is funny doesn’t diminish the inappropriateness.
How is it inappropriate? There is very clearly a boy on one door and a girl on the other, plus they added humour. Perhaps you should try it yourself.
What, golden showers, err no thanks.
If she didn’t like it, she could have moved.
Find me someone who knows where that one is from
Darn, still trying to get the small text thing
try again?
BG, I fought with that one yesterday.
the text that goes inside the html s is “pre” and “/pre” for the small text.
Use those ><, the other way 'round.
THANKS JW and AE *squeeze*
Boondocks
Its from Dave Chappelle.
And this is a win not a fail. Get it right Failblog.
Boondocks actually.
Both
Obviously her head is on fire, and he’s helping her put it out.
golden?
nah… looks silver to me. the boy had better get his silver levels checked before he turns blue.
Notice that it’s in a bar. Not a place where kids will be frequenting, nor some fancy restaurant where crude humor won’t be appreciated.
It’s a bar in Quebec. The clientele will all be underage.
Quebec fail?
Nah, Quebec WIN. Their bars can stay open longer than everyone else’s, so when I lived in Ottawa (right on the border of Ontario and Quebec) we’d drink ourselves silly in Ottawa, then cross the river into Hull to drink another four hours.
Uh-oh, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone that.
But I hear –actually, I read it about 10 years ago– that the Hull strip is defunct now. The claim was that city councillors or other such people didn’t like the “Hull is where you go to get drunk” perception (well, reality, not just a perception), and eroded the strip through whatever business-license-granting or other powers they have.
I live in Hull. Yeah city council killed downtown Hull in the 90s… City Councillors FAIL!
My thoughts exactly. It was clearly intentional as a joke, and thus this is win.
Totally. The French are just like that, they love quirky humour.
And the drunker you get, the funnier it becomes.
pure win not fail!
Lets get drunk and share in the fun…wait. Never mind. I can’t do what the guys can.
sure you can… there’s a couple of companies out there that make “stand up” aids for the ladies who like to be outdoors.
*considers going to pee bar with sauerkraut to pee on ladies*
hell no, I won’t go!
Got kicked out of that one already?
Yeap, a Win to me
I agree, it’s totally a WIN !
*pulls out mega-sized logbook to record “WIN!” posts*
*puts several more logbooks on backorder*
*Hands Brewski extra box of pens to help with logging all the “Win” posts*
*Has second thoughts*
*Also hands Brewski a Guiness to help with not going insane while logging the “Win” comments*
Don’t know about you, but the constant writing hurts my hand. I have a bunch of club counters. Just write the final number in the log book.
* pulls out bic lighter *
* * FOOM!! * *
Read: “lick biter”
Yeah, this isn’t a fail. It’s an epic win, though…
Ya know, I think that girl’s head is on fire, and she running around screaming and waving her arms. And the guy is just trying to help.
But he really should be dialing 3333.
Sorry, you got that wrong. The line indicates the way that a stone flew which she was throwing at a guy who showed her his dick.
She has a good aim with that left hand. Wonder what else she can do!
she could be holding a whip with that left hand and is having a Devo moment with the exhibitionist !
The bloke and sheila are holding a jumping rope for the candy machines.
It’s supposed to be for a limbo contest, but someone switched the stick with a flexible rod as a joke. Everyone run under and win!
Fail? This is the most obvious win I’ve ever seen!
It’s a WIN.
FAILBLOG FAIL.
Let me run to the bathroom for a Golden Shower real quick.
Urine trouble with the establishment now!
IDK about you guys, but I don’t want to be that girl getting golden showers from the guy on the other side. Hence FAIL.
You do realise it’s an image on a wall, right? Designed to be funny…hence WIN.
Idiot.
‘Zackly. Who didn’t have a little brother or cousin try to pee on her when they were little? It’s hilarious because it happens. Or, in the vernacular, “It’s funny because it’s true.”
jp, I too, do not enjoy golden showers on the way to the bathroom.
I’m 19 years old, and shall probably never grow up, because that’s a good old Win right there.
*Haze of glory?* ^^
Anyone else notice that the girl is twice as thick as the boy? I don’t think little boys should be in a bar tinkling on innocent bystanders.
Fat chicks are alowed in bars too.
Rid the bars of those underage pee bandits!
me thinks you are skirting the issue.
Intentional, and funny, thus Epic win instead!
Clearly a WIN… We really live in sad times if sense of humour is considered a FAIL…
We live in even sadder times when you feel the urge to immediately bash someone who doesn’t agree with you. Hmmm. No, that’s got nothing to do with the times we’re living in. You’re just an asshöle.
From what I’ve gathered in all the other comments, you’re the only one who is in disagreement.
Cross your legs and think of England.
If she has to think of England, he’d best make it a cold shower, not a warm one.
oh lordie… that’s a horrible visual.
When I think of guys from the UK, I feel all warm and tingly.
When I think of guys from the UK, I think PENALTIES!!!111!!!!1!!
Why am I not surprised this is in Quebec?
Because you are a Jedi master?
Feel the force in your bladder?
Poo, or poo not??
poo in the bladder?
eeewwww. …
poo not in bladder belongs.
Being myself from Quebec, I’ll take that as a compliment.
“I wouldn’t piss in your ear if your brain was on fire. … Well, OK, maybe just this once.”
If you cared you would *runs off crying*
WIN
That is a win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously R-Kelly inspired
So I guess she’s underage then?
possibly
Definitely.
Quebecois bar.
Thats a win I think
I wonder what the next comment will be?
*sigh
How about stop your whining? People have the right to their own opinion… just because the majority is against you doesnt mean you have to bitch and moan about every comment… people wont change their minds because of it.
t
ditto
I dont give a crap about peoples point of view- they are entitled to think what they want, but there is nothing more annoying than the same frikking post over and over and over. Originality is something alot of people do not get- Kiss my a$$
K@ for the win.
Was there ever any doubt?
*Hands K@ confetti cannon*
That’s unfair. Youngrebel insults her and then is allowed to kiss her ass. In that case:
Hey k@, err, you’re a bitch. Hmmm. And stupid. Yeah.
You always have permission!
(It allows me to blame you when things go wrong!)
*SMOOCH*
Whatever you do Arthur… don’t close your eyes… you never know when Brewski or Granny are hiding around the corner.
*startled*
Er, that’s the first time I’ve seen my name next to Granny’s. Hmm… time to join a monastery. I wonder if Westvleteren is accepting applications?
If they are, and you get in, see if you can’t ship a case or 2!
*offers k@ a Shiny New IgnoreButton™*
Press it. It will make you feel better.
*good morning squeeze to you and all my FailPeeps*
Gosh it is shiny isn’t it!
That’s the candy coating. That way you want to use it.
Oooops -premature posting
I was distracted by the shiny!
*Squeeeeeze*
Understandable. Hey, there are wonderful medical advances for the premature thing if you are interested.
premature articulation? that’s it… hit the shower !
the next comment is:
this is a win.
I don’t get it… so they’re playing double-dutch with a long sausage link. How is that a fail?
double-dutch has two ropes, this one has one, that’s why it’s a fail.
this is a win.
That is a powerful stream for an invisible penis.
He uses the force.
Only in Quebec!!!
Watch out! A car!
Wasn’t this already posted on failbog?
yer gonna get pee’d on if you keep asking those questions in the negative.
Does the guy have a tail?
a fail tail?
It’s a fail because the metal stream crosses the door jam, preventing it from being opened.
“Don’t cross the streams”
Or the giant Marshmallow bites you!
Speaking about him: I miss the Moomin.
He was here earlier…
*checks under sofa*
← He’s right there.
Yeah, but it’s not the same. He leaves some comments and vanishes again. Booo.
How dare those people make him do work! It’s shocking!
I’ll give his boss a call and tell him the Moomin is a drug addict. And that he likes to poke his nose and smear whatever he finds in there under his desk.
Hahahaha… You’ve met him too then?
No… have you?
Ummm…
*whistles*
Nice day, isn’t it?
I’m not jealous.. not at all… no…
*cries*
*tickletickle*
Would it help if I told you he’s horrid, rude and evil?
Yes… *sniff*…is he?
Yes. He’s just awful. I had to walk around all day with a photoshopped marshmallow. Yes, that’s right, he is fake!
The pigeons were trying to tell me something that day!
Whew, what a relief. Somehow I knew he was a horrible person, but to hear that he is photoshopped… Shocking. Just shocking.
I blogged about it, if you’re interested. I also took a photo of him but because he’s photoshopped, you can’t see anything but the pixels and shadows.
Just read it. Sounds like you had fun.
*nods*
Muchly fun.
He’s still evil though!
WIN!
thats a win!
Male win!
She should use the cone.
Yes! The cone! That would be more fun than an E.T. finger!
Oh, piss off, the lot of you.
not enjoying your Devo moment, eh?
but but but…
*hangs head*
*walks off*
wrong end, jam.
*tinkles to get the right end*
Better?
* takes out earplugs *
are you done yet with your niagara moment?
Val d’Or WIN!
Dans votre face Rouyn-Noranda!
I’m drunk, so F*** it, this is a WIN!
Teff, Teff, Teff.
*shakes head sadly*
Teff, Teff, Teff.
*shakes Arthur sadly*
*t-t-t-tickles Judy*
*wiggles around trying to escape the tickling while laughing incoherently*
Ooops….brb
*flees to bathroom*
*Returns from bathroom*
*Read post*
*Hangs head in shame*
Sad, Sad, Sad.
*shakes Teff shamefully*
So what does your name mean? I know teff is a grain from my neck of the woods.
He’s a 7-grain poster?
My name is David, my tongan mother pronounced my name taffid, and because of that my friends called me taffy two totts which became Taffylua (Lua is Tongan for two) which became tefalua, which eventually became Teff…
And 7 because I’m guessing there were six Teffs before me on bebo…
Bebo must be a popular place for Teffs!
…ummm, wow.
That is most definitely a WIN!
I never understood golden showers.
Well……
*whispers in Leilas ear*
*cringes*
Whaaaaaat?
*whisper* OMG!!! Please NEVER tell BFF … ever!!!!!
*goes to corner, thumb in mouth and rocks*
it’s one of those kinky things in which the guy says it is better to give than it is to receive.
That’s just total bullshit. HeHe
I’ve heard of kinky stuff but this one really gets me. It’s disgusting. Another one is toe sucking. BLECH!!!!
I wouldn’t compare toe sucking to pissing on someone. I’m not into either of those, but the ladder really is disgusting. Not as much as scat, but still.
*runs to the bathroom to make a long distance call to ralph*
… what did I eat that was blue?…
IT WASN’T ME!!!
True… that would be really rude, we barely know each other.
What I did once was piss in my wetsuit to get warm as my friends told me this was the norm… unfortunately a hot bubble of urine on your stomach is the grossest feeling in the world!
O.K that was gross… No more drinking and failblogging for me!
*hands Teff another glass* And what else do you do with friends?
*climbs the ladder to get a better view*
I wonder if we should bring this to AE’s attention.
Dealing with waste is not sexy to me.
I agree, TOTAL WIN
Seriously, man. That’s a way cool idea. Imho, absolutely a WIN.
EWwwww, just ewww.
Ooooh! You’re blue!
Would you like to be one of my minions?
Positions are still available!
*ahem*
I’m here about the minion position…
*looks Chaz up and down*
Hmmm, well, you’re not quite the right shade of blue, but you can go ahead and fill out the application. Don’t bother reading all that fine print at the bottom, just sign.
I was born a Judy minion!
You were nice to me when I first posted on FailBlog.
*skaaaweeezie*
Yeah…
About that day. Forget anything I said, k?
The force of it makes her hair flop.
I really don’t see this as a fail. It’s more of a win!
This is a Win surely? Maybe only the guys agree.
or not.
This is not fal!!!!
Shouldn’t this be a win?
How is this a fail? I think thats funny as shit.
wrong end, dude.
Will has poo in the bladder. So sad…
For once, i 100% disagree with you fail blog! THIS IS A WIN! FIX IT!
Failblog fail?
Win. Definitely a win. Come on girls, you know its awesome.
Its such a win ffs, change headline
It’s a WIN!!!
Definite win (and I’m a girl). It’s damned funny.
For real, this is a win.
Fail! its a win!
Actually… it’s an enormous WIN! xP
I have the feeling that people might see this as a win. I’m not sure, though.
The guy represents BMW, the girl represents Audi.
Hence a BMW WIN!!!11!!1omg!!elebenty
what does porsche think about this?
Sexist, disrespect for women win. I could laugh at it in peace if there weren’t so many teenage boys watching sexist porn and fantasizing about urinating on the face of women.
Totally.
I mean, imagine it was a girl urinating on a guy, then how many guys would like to see that artwork then?
Oh. Wait.
Never mind.
a woman must have posted this, cause otherwise this is a titanic win
epic win
This fail is WIN!
R. Kelly WIN!
definitely a WIN
Bukakke Win!
I lived in the ‘real’ dundee in Scotland for a while and that mural is not far from reality
I’m still looking for the fail here.
I can only see WIN and/or ownage in this picture
More like WIN
Am I surprised that most of the WIN votes are males? No. It’s a completely sexist and degrading Fail. But I laugh because I know lots and lots of losers PAY to have women piss on their faces.
If the boy pisses on the woman it’s sexist…. and probably if the girl were holding her skirt up and using her fingers to pee on the boy it’d be sexist too, wouldn’t it??
Can’t you all simply laugh it off?
Intentional. This is a WIN.
is this some kind of crazy sex bar?
WIN
Yeah, definitely can’t see why this is a fail.
Pissing Win!
obviousliy: WIN
NO WAY! This is a WIN.
MOST DEF a WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks more like a Win to me. :0
This isn’t a fail; it’s just plain funny.
WIN- & I HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONING YEASTY BLOODY VAGINA.
Where is the fail? Surely a win.
Definitely a win. That’s hilarious.
Best Toilet Entrance EVER! No way it’s a fail (unless the labelling is wrong)
I’m female, and I say this is win.
R. Kelly win.
I-Denti-Fail
My God.
FAILBLOG FAIL!
My Lord.
MAILMOG MAIL!
As a woman, a feminist, and as someone REALLY grossed out by pee, I find this…REALLY funny!!
fake~and..Blah!
LOL!! That’s a WIN!
this is a win
no shit… how can they say fail?
this is a WIN
win
WIN, ou yeah!!!
I agree, this is definitely a win. It would have been a fail if I didnt know which door is for which sex. The penis clutching is pretty obvious for identifying the men’s.
WIN!
This is no fail! Lmao
this is such a WIN
If bars are supposed to be for adults, why should they be a place for such juvenile humor?
It’s not funny, it’s gross. That’s why it’s a FAIL.
no, it’s not funny, it’s hot.. that’s why it’s a WIN.
seems like a win to me too!
To R. Kelly this would be an epic win…
Was that supposed to be R Kelly?
piss-off eh..WIN!
I’m the designer who did this and I was confused when I saw my creation on FailBlog. Now I’m happy to see that most peaple think it’s a win!!! By the way, it’s was not my idea but the idea of the owner but it’s was so funny.
I’m really prod to be on FailBlog. I hope a other creation will be there soon!!!!
By the way, I’m not kinding. I really did this and i’m pround!!!!
Finally, my comment is a fail for my spelling…
i came i saw i came
his
his words
WIN.
ben tabarnak je ne pensais pas voir quelque chose qui viens de Val-d’Or. Au Dundee en plus/ it in Val-d’Or in Québec
Criss oui!!!
That’s not a fail, that’s just really funny.
I’d say that this fail just won! xDD
meh, Its a little offensive. …says the purveyor of dick jokes
It’s a win
This is only a fail if you’re a girl not into watersports.
It’s a fail because it’s rather misogynistic.
Je vais jamais a val d’or.
HAHAHAHA Quebec wins.
Why don’t people understand? If its intentional its a Win, if its an accident its a fail!
‘Shopped?
the r kelly bathroom
dude, so totally a win
Pouahahahaha, Val-d’Or est tellement sur failblog caliss XD Qui aurait cru un jour??
I know, eh? Là ça m’tente d’aller à Val-d’Or juste pour voir les toilettes de ce bar! XD
I’ve never seen pee go through a wall, and make it to the other side.
I’d call it a win!
Labeling fail. This is win.
are you kidding? that is such a win! lol
No, that’s a win.
I don’t see anything fail about this whatsoever.
I think it looks pretty cool.
i vote win!!!!
THATS A WIN!!!!
‘Bar Dundee’…..typical eh?
Nope, Definitely a major WIN.
WIN!!!!
YEAH!!!
this is a definite WIN
i saw this in germany!
for everyone who doesn’t know where that is, it’s in europe.
europe is a continent and germany is a country.
for everyone who doesn’t understand why i’m explaining this: