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Garbage go boom!
Prehistoric man harnessing fire! ugh agh
I love the sight of burning trash in the morning
hhhmmm… smells like…
what is that smell?
*sniffsniff*
I smell, I smell…Ducky!
♪ Rubby duck your the one,
You make trash day so much fun ♪
You dropped an apostrophe and an e. Someone could get hurt.
Seriously, grow up.
I thought it was funny.
amen.
So, this is what universal health care will cover… ah ha!
The only life form lower than people who correct “your/you’re” mistakes online is people who whine about people who correct “your/you’re” mistakes online.
As for growing up, I tried it and decided it wasn’t worth it. Wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else.
I may not correct people when I see it happen, but it simply makes me cringe every time I see someone mess that up.
Seriously, we all learned this in third grade. How does someone make it all the way through grade school and high school without an English teacher breaking your knuckles for not learning this?
I is a hi skool gradiate!
Here, eat this banana. Slowly… Okay, you’re hired.
Clearly you are on the wrong blog. Goodbye.
*sigh*
And clearly I’m on the wrong thread.
May not have nested where you wanted but it was well placed !!
because we want to and we can. ’nuff said.
So…..
People who correct “your/you’re” mistakes online are low;
People who whine about people who correct “your/you’re” mistakes online are lower;
But people who whine about people who whine about people who correct “your/you’re” mistakes online are… righteous?
Only in their own t
ish dreams.
♫Only in my dreams
As real as it may seem
It was only in my dreams.♪
that’s deep man.. GARBAGE BOMB!!
Arguing on the interwebs is like the Special Olympics…
Actually, I don’t like that phrase. It demeans the Special Olympics. I mean, comparing that to the interweb arguments I’ve seen is… cruel.
I’m saying that comparing arguing on the internet to competing in the Special Olympics does not give the stupidity of some arguments any justice.
I think that’s what I’m saying.
check back with me later on that one.
You are my favorite person to ever walk the face of this planet.
“As for growing up, I tried it and decided it wasn’t worth it. Wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else.”
That’s right. People that can’t spell or use proper grammar are higher life forms. Ironic huh?
yucky!
@ Ms B ^
This is a really volcanic ensemble you’re wearing, it’s really marvelous!
You don’t think the wings are too much? I can’t even seem to use them to fly, so I don’t know why I have them.
I think you look pretty in pink.
Okay. Let’s start over…
I was in my own little Land and Before I knew it Time had slipped away from me.
May I admire you again today?
oh lordie… and I live in the Great Valley.
(thankful I forgot the names of all the characters!)
Who’s on first?
“Smell that? You smell that? ”
“What? ”
“Garbage, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that…The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole barrel. Smelled like victory. Someday this house is gonna burn down… “
“Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells… smelly…”
I smell napalm in the morning
angel
just keep lighting the matches
baaabeee. …
Oooh-ohhh that smell. Can’y you smell-that-smell?
*squeals*
JENNY!!
*missedyouSQUEEZE*
*Inhales*
I smell garbage to the face and fire on the roof.
It will be a good day… er… evening…
Three! Hun-dred! Six-ty! Five! Degrees!
Fighting fire with fire!
I don’t know what you expect staring into the TV set.
“Electric potato”??? That’s genius. Are you battery operated? I hope you belong to the vicar.
Shocking!
He should be the new dot org guy.
Failblog, garbage explosion with him running. Dot.org.
*snork!*
HAHAHAHAHA! Genius!
Brilliant!
(I’d have to change my name, though.
)
Little Girl Blue >BOOM!< Dot Org does have a nice ring to it.
Naw — except for the occasional appropriate changes, I think I’ll just keep it the way it is…
*missesWNtoosqueeze*
has WN blues……
*whips out harmonica*
*plays WN blues*
♪ WhoaNellie’s gone
Gone away from me
WhoaNellie’s gone
Gone away from me
Although I’ll still live on
But so lonely I’ll be ♪
*bends note*
♪From this Failblog WhoaNellie is going♪
♪I will miss her great quips and her pun runs♪☺
♪For they say she is taking DW’s foooom….
hey, stop that song!!
that is just WRONG
WhoaNellie is a guy.
NOBODY takes Dragon’s foom.
Another done-somebody-wrong song?
No, indeed. The *FOOM!* is safe and sound here on Failblog.
*holds lighter in air and sways*
*holds cell phone in air and sways*
Oh..I’ve missed something important. When did WN leave? Is he coming back?
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he didn’t run, he felled. and boomed his head into the garage wall.
too bad we didnt get to see the ending… did he get the fire up on the roof out?
Did he fire?
*hangs head in shame*
Did he get it out? I do hope not.
hope not you do?
perhaps he ought to go visit the bar dundee.
Hmm. Bar dundee – heard of this I have not …yes.
..maybe there was no explosion – maybe this was the work of a sith lord..
If ever there was an occasion worthy of the term “asplosion”, this must be it.
Worst case of flaming piles ever.
maybe he tried to throw water on it but found out he threw alchohol
Did he dispose?
Did he diesel?
Hmm, a case of bad gas?
*Squeezes*
*Snickers*
Did he dumpster?
No, they’re still together.
*fishsqueezesthecoyote*
WIN
In Soviet Russia, garbage burns you
Anyone notice the child hiding behind the palate in the back? I did.
KABLAMO!
that’s kablamo!
thats amore!
Wait, so the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
That’s gotta hurt!
Or, in this case, the TRASH hit his eye!
KABLAMA?
Where the skies are so blue.
♪ Sweet home Kalabama ♫
After he blows himself up with the garbage, Lord he’s coming home to you!
*snork*
KAAAAAAAA-blokahoma where the boom comes right behind the flame!
K I’m from Oklahoma and even I know better than to use gasoline as an accelerant! LOL
Use diesel, folks! It doesn’t do the same thing as gas when it’s ignited!
Safety Sally
Bada BOOM
bada FOOOOM !!
multipass.
LeelooDallasMultipass.
Aziz, light!
Supergreen.
God, she’s sooooo sexy in that movie!
Heh, no kiddin!
*wipes over drool with coffee stained to-do-list*
Hey! Lemme see that!
*grabs Shmee’s list*
Are you sure you’ve never yelled “Frist111one!!elebenty” on the blog before?
Ok, sombody kindly explain to me why a FOOOOOM didn’t power this?!?
GMTA, Velvet.
*squeeze*
Because Dragon’s got class, this guy’s just trashy.
Well said, Scotty.
*squeeze*
So this guy’s a has-bin?
He’s in-disposed.
Why did he do this, anyway? Do you supposed he was wasted?
slow to move because he is waisted.
Naw, he was just trashed
I refuse to believe such offal claims!
ofal clams? never tried em….
I refuse to believe this run is dead already.
Rubbish. There are plenty more puns to be had.
Tho I think we might be scraping the bottom of the garbage barrel.
Don’t spoil it for me.
offal dee
offal dah
life goes on yah
la la la la life goes FOOOM!!
He scrapped an earlier plan to throw away his life.
Should’ve been powered by one of Dragon’s *FOOM*s.
Little did the guy know there was a troll in the can and dragon had already charred him. His remains were excreting noxious gas and then this guy lit it up again. Kabloowey
a troll named Gas O’line?
Totally should have!
*leaves a hunny pot*
Heads out for a bit before rejoining the late watch.
You guys are awesome.
But WE all know it was a *FOOOM!!!* and that’s what matters.
*many squeezes*
That reminds me of my brother trying to start a fire while we were camping- singed of some of his hair, and the fire went out after a couple of minutes. Fail.
*pets Kitty*
*gives her extra ‘f’ and tiny Breathe Right Strip™*
It’s harder than it sounds!
And just as stupid as it sounds.
what’s that… the sound of the FOOOM!! or the sound of his sorry keister hitting the ground?
Yes.
But, but, but why? Why put a leaking gas cylinder, (or equivalent), into a rubbish bin and set light to it?
Oh because it’ll be recorded and played on the internet… makes perfect sense….
Firework?
Redneck fireworks. The “more fancy than tossin’ a cancer stick” kind.
Redneck Fireworks: Safety? Who needs it? I only use one hand to hold m’beer!
Put down that beer at once, mister! There’ll be no underage drinking on this blog!
… umm…
*quick excuse*
But you can clearly see from my comment that it was “Redneck Fireworks” who was saying it, not me. An unfortunate choice of name, to be sure, but definitely not me! Heh… heh…
*runsawaywithaquickness*
As long as you’re only channelling redneck fireworks, I guess it’s okay. But I’m watching you!
That, and apparently the guy only has two brain cells that have never met.
Or maybe he rubbed the two together and that’s what caused the spark.
Does anyone know how long it takes to grow eyelashes and eyebrows?
No, but I’ve got experience growing a whole head of hair.
For the second time around I am sure. Unless playing with those sparklers the other day didn’t do much damage.
Yup, the second time.
What happened to your hair, Ms B?
Well, the first time Dragon sneezed and accidenty *FOOOOM*ed out her ears and I was standing next to her. It took a while to grow back, but then yesterday I was playing with a sparkler from Scott, and next thing I know we’re putting out another fire on my head.
*sigh*
I HATE it when that happens!
I really should find something else to hand out at Power parties.
Something more benign,
like glow sticks?
I vote for something even more benigh than glow sticks. Someone might accidently ingest the glowy stuff inside the stick.
Plastic spoons maybe?
Nah, they can be used to poke badgers.
Nerf balls!!!
Can you hang those in the back of a truck’s hitching post?
I’ve never understood some people’s tendency to do that… especially since, if you’re going to make it proportional size to be anatomically correct, you’d need to hang a couple of mini-basketballs at least… I’d feel really sorry for somebody who was really that small…
Did you see Transformers II? One of the Decepticons (a managerie of construction vehicles) has ‘balls’ hanging on him. I thought that was funny and disturbing at the same time.
Especially Simmons’ comment when he was calling for the attack on that Deceptacon. That was hillarious!
hey, at least you didn’t open up a grill and have a huge gout of flames waft towards you and burn off your eyebrows >.<
poor jon-boy…
This guy’s going to find out — if he can count that high.
A surprisingly long time for eyebrows. A classmate in grade school shaved one of hers off for a halloween costume (she went as a spotted dog) and it took months for it to grow back properly.
I didn’t know if would take so long.
Garbage in, garbage out.
(stupid nesting fail bug)
*squishes bug*
Anybody got a tissue?
*squeezes blue B*
Tissue? I’d be happy to!
*smooooch!*
Can I get some of that action?
Squishing, Smooching or Sneezing? Which action you talking bout?
Whichever, she’s going to need this…
*hands Ry a tissue*
*swats bug*
*squeezes Judy*
Oh, I just remembered. I am returning all the *squeezes* you left on the cop car that crashed a few weeks ago. The economy makes me do bad things.
*smiles and pretends to know what Leila is talking about”
*squeeze*
eyelashes grow back… singed my eyebrows off way back but they never grew back.
So, you’re eyebrowless, sauer?
purdee much.
got hair, tho.
Do you have to paint your eyebrows or do guys just not care about that?
ummm… never bothered me. guess I don’t care. I am what I is.
Love your attitude!
I don’t wax, either!
Not even nostalgically?
ummm… no?
Wax what?
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Lyrical, perchance?
ohhh… how poetic!
faikle
Oh, Jr! Run along and play nice with the other Fail Bloggers, now…
Frankel
“Frankel my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Finkel
farenguee.
Farkle! Now give me all your dice.
Zero Wing! Now give me all your base.
“Burning” and “Fail”, two words you never want to hear together.
Friction can be fiery.
Add the word “boat” and you have a real nightmare!
♪ I’m on a boat… ♪
*runsawaywithaquickness*
the looove boat!
*Takes BondFans’s comment and THROWS IT ON THE GROUND!*
I’M AN ADULT!!!!
and a fine adult you be
♪ Sailing hoooome…. across the ocean…. sailing home…. across the sea…. sailing home… going to be free….♪
♪Saaaaaaaaailing takes me awaaaaaaay…♪
*no one was hurt in the burning of this fail*
do not try this at (your) home
what about inside a garage?
Attached or detached?
Does it really matter?
It matters for insurance purposes. (the form for detached garages is blue)
Did you burn down your garage?!
A looong time ago when I was 5. It was a storage shed actually. I was messing with each of the tools to see which each did and came across one that did bad things… Tried to blow it out but way too late.
depends on your personality.
What a gas!
he took a pass.
‘though now he’s gone – alas.
it’s a gas gas gas. …
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hagg!
.
(sorry mum)…
For those of you out there who are video challenged:
Guy lights a match, and drops it into a barrel garbage can. The result is a small explosion/fireball from which the guy tries to run, but trips, while burning trash rains on him.
I’ve been called vertically challenged but never video challenged before.
*sticks tongue out @ GS and stomps away*
Awww, don’t worry Leila, I’m not exactly altitudinous myself.
Can I make it up to you with a chocolate chocolate chunk cookie?
*incredulous expression*
Cake and cookies made of chocolate…seriously or are you just pulling my leg?
*salivates anyway*
:[ I’m always serious when it comes to cookies.
Chocolate cookie with chocolate chunks, help yourself.
*holds out tray*
*noms a la Cookie Monster*
NOM! NOM! NOM!!!! NOMS!!!!
*ThankYouSqueezes*
*bats eyes at GS*
Do I get a cookie, too?
I made a whole batch! Help yourself.
Anybody else want a Chocolate chocolate chunk cookie?
Thanks, Scotty.
For once, I actually saw the video. I’m at home with a fever. :[
Sorry to hear you’re still feverish. Are you at least finding time to play with some jewelry?
My pleasure!
Feel better soon!
{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}
Please get better soon, nightshayde.
*pokes*
I’m serious!
♪Comon baby light my fire,
Try to set the night on fire!♪
♪ We didn’t start the fire!
It was always burnin’,
Since the world’s been turnin’! ♫
♪I’m living for giving the devil his due.♫
♫I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ I’m burnin’ for you.♪
♪Burn, baby burn
Disco inferno!♫
♪I have only one burning desire /
Let me stand next to your fire!♫
♪ Goodness!
Gracious!
Great Balls of Fire! ♫
♪ Aaaaaah, my sex is on fiiiiireee! ♫
♫ We saw a farmhouse burning down
In the middle of nowhere
In the middle of the night
We rolled right past that tragedy ♫
don’t fire the reaper. …
(it’s my song and I can change the words if I want to, change if I want to. …)
♪The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!♫
♫We don’t need no water, let the motherf#cker burn!♪
♪ I am the fire starter, the original fire starter.♪
♫The can, the can, the can is on fire!
We don’t need no water
Let the motherf@*ker burn♫
♪ I’m the slim shady, yes I’m the real shady.♪
Dammit; I forgot about Dre.
I do miss the Mark & Lard show..
*sighs*
midnight at the oasis
light your camel with napalm. ..
♪ Sunny came home with a mission… ♪
♪ Smoke in the barrel
And fire in the sky… ♪
I think you can get cream for that..
ass cream?
Well I was arse-uming it was for his genitals..
yeah, well… I ain’t going there.
♫I just wanna play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
my green tamborine!♪
Iiiii don’t wanna work
I wanna blow up the trash all day. …
That was great! Again again!
Hit the replay button! Hit the replay button!
Play it again, Sam.
Uuuuuh…BFF?
Yup? What? What did I do wrong?
Oh nothing. I thought that you were being visually cloned again.
But Bondy, I know you’re quite hot on these sorts of things normally – I might point out that that’d be one of the commonest mis-quotes in society today. (or so i’ve been told)..
Hehe… is true is true!
Ah, ya got me, Shmee! It’s true, Humphrey Bogart never really said that.
*a light doffing of the old cap..*
Guess I haven’t seen you around here before. You are new to me.
“You played it for her, you can play it for me! If she can stand it, I can! Play it!”
Now scratch my head, please.
*scratches MRN’s head*
How is that?
Thank you, Leila my dear. If you ever have an itch you can’t satisfy, let me know.
Well, now that you’ve mentioned it, I’ve this…
*whispers in MRN’s ear*
Can you do that?
♪♫Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…GARBAGE ON FIRE! ♪♫
♪don’t you want to know why we keep starting fires?
It’s my desire. It’s my desire!♪
(fire in the disco!)
Fire in the…Taco Bell!
Along with the voting of Fails, FB should let us vote on who should power the videos. I think we would do a much better job.
I’m only happy when it rains… fire down on me. …
doesn’t know how to make singy things
alt and type 14 or 13 before release.
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nopey dopey not on a mac.
Go through til you find it. It’s probably just not the same number on mac.
I’ve gotten real good at rebooting meself. … but no note thingies. Guess I’d best wait for the teeners to get home.
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Copy and paste work for me. At least, that’s how I get the music notes. Here, use these:
♪♫
A kitty cat catches swine flu??? CLICKIE!
*bakes cookies and chocolate cake and goes to cheezepeeps to drop it off*
*sniff*
Poor kitty…
*sniff*
Feel better kitty!
*sniff*
Oh! Poor kitty! Having been there myself, I hope the kitty gets over it soon!
It recovered. Not everyone realizes that mammals pass illnesses to each other. Including our little furry ones.
What the hell is that thing in the right background? You can see it moving in the beginning.
A skulker.
groundhog. his twin brother who knew when to tuck and run.
Oh, that makes sense
anyone else see the BOOM! HEADSHOT! here?
Nah, I missed it…I got lag…shit, there goes my KDR…
Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.
~Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Half-wit is an explosion of the compound.
~ Karl Schlemiel
Precious!!
~ gollum
AaaaaaaaaaaaoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo *thwump*
-Goofy
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachooooo!!!!!
~Kitty with swine flu
gggggggggggggggrrrrrrowl
- doggy with lymes that does not want to take his meds.
&$%#$@
- dog’s owner after getting bit.
*rolls up a newspaper and SMACKS dog’s owner repeatedly*
BAD BOY!!!!
BAD. BAD. BAD…BOY!!!!!
woof !!
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrroooooooooo aroo aroo
~my cake when having a bath.
*cat
I wondered why you’d give your cake a bath.
*squeeze*
So it would be clean. Duh, why else?
*runs into conversation*
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a…
*runs out of conversation*
*quietly moves reply to proper place*
*escapes notice like a ninja with an invisible cloak*
Melting in the dark?
All the sweet, green icing flowing down?
So, you can have your cake and bathe too, BG?
This sounds like a story for CakeWrecks.
Sponge cake bath?
Obscure intellectual quote!!
*gazes at LGB with worshipful adoration*
Boppity!!!!!!! Where the H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS have you been and where’s your avatar?!?!?
Hey BBB, clickie my name.
Howdy all. No avatar. Tried and it’s a blocked page.
Same issue with the clickie Brewmeister.
They blocked wikiquote but not failblog?!
Doomed to be a piece of patchwork. Such a bummer, BBB.
We love you anyway, just the way you are! C’mere ya’ big galoot!
*squeeze*
Can you access WordPress? If so, you can create an account there & create an avatar through them. I had an avatar for months before I ever went to the gravatar site.
*squeezeslittleNS*
Little Bunny FooFoo and I were real close back in the day.
Did you scoop up the field mice and bop them on the head together?
*squeeze*
Let’s just say that there was some A-Boppin’ going on and leave it at that.
Fair enough.
I totally missed the squeeze!! I needed it too!! Thanks Gracie!
*squeeze*
that’s pretty neat, brewski. go have yourself a beer.
Apologies to LGB! I realized after posting that I kinda inadvertently slapped her in the face. Not intended that way!!
No worries, Brewski!
*skaweeziesqueeze*
Who’s got the marshmallows?
Run, Moomin! I’ll distract them with hot dogs!
BBB!!!!
We don’t eat our own people.
That’s not what I’ve been reading.
* SNORK! *
dang it… at this rate I’ll never get the coffee anywhere but on the monitor.
Sauer, if you are trying to paint your monitor, I would suggest cocoa. Better coverage.
;p
♪ I NOM YOU
YOU NOM ME ♪
♫we’re a TRY-sexual family♪
if at first you don’t succeed?
Well Bunny FooFoo never complained. ;*
*eyes Leila suspiciously*
That sounds like a song by that abomination. Is it, Leila?
*gets a little wild-eyed*
*reaches for personalized pink sparkly bat*
Oh no, no no Gracie. It’s not THAT song. Nope. Put that bat down. Everything is cool!!!
Cookies?
It’s ok Gracie. It’s the Weird Al version.
*blinks*
Weird Al? Cookies? Ok, then.
*puts bat down*
Whew. I was afraid you’d have to go to the Prozac corner.
*prepares self for the promised nom fest*
*prepares as well*
BBB has you there, Leila…
Hmmm…lesse what happens when she noms The Moomin.
*sits on a comfy chair and waits*
*wiping a little Moo from the corner of mouth*
Hmm……….doesn’t really taste like chicken.
what a moron…jessse
Hey you keep poor Jessy outta this.
No Jessy, Jessse.
gah!
someone shoot me the next time I even try to click on someone’s name.
Been a lot of those lately. I hover over the name first to see if there might be something worth the risk.
Gotta love Previewer.
No clickie!
Clickies are evil!
SAY NO TO CLICKIES FROM STRANGERS!
Just strangers? Are you suggesting it’s ok to click on Granny’s?
Gather round, and listen to me closely, children.
Never, under any circumstances, and no matter what you are promised, never, ever click on one of Granny’s clickies. Learn from me, so you will not suffer my fate.
…by the way, what was kitty cat’s clickie? I’m too terrified to actually click on it, but I’m very curious!
Don’t anthropomorphize clickies, they hate that.
Gar…. total system failure… was without internet at work for the past two hours… did I miss anything important?
*ButterSqueeze* (never got to return that to Suzie)
*LGB Squeeze*
Well, Brewski hasn’t lost his pants yet, so I’d say no.
No one has lit anything on fire yet.
I thought I smelled something burning when I came back… must have been leftover from the Powered party and sparklers… set a wooden backyard playground setup on fire with one of those once…
Well, technically, it was my neighbor’s, but he’s also the genius who nailed the sparkler to the wooden frame and lit the fuse.
That was from Ms B’s hair incident … residue and what not. We need to ventilate the room.
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…
*uses duct tape to firmly attach pants* Play with Brewski’s leave mine be.
Is that a challenge?
*Duct Tapes Gracie to the far wall and retreats a hopefully safe distance*
*tries to chew through duct tape*
*fails*
*engages miniature buzz saw to cut through tape*
Muahahahahaha!
*chases JW*
*climbs wall using duct tape reverse wrapped around hands, knees and feet*
*sprays WD-40 on wall with firehose*
nooOOoooOOooOooo *lands with a thump*
*pushes away from wall and slides across the room with ease on the puddle of WD40*
*climbs opposite wall and creates a protective cocoon out of multiple layers of duct tape*
I can’t tell you how much joy it gives me to be a spectator for this, for a change!
*munches popcorn*
*pulls up chair and sits beside Brewski*
*munches on crisps*
*sips Sprite*
*drops WD-40 firehose*
*picks up firehose connected to Goo Gone*
*sprays JW with Goo Gone until the tape unsticks and his pants fall off*
*turns off hose*
*crawls up through a hole in the ceiling*
*drops water balloon on Brewski and the General through another hole*
*drops bag of cookies infront of Gracie through third hole in the ceiling*
*delivers special “pleasedon’tstealmypantssqueeze” to Gracie*
Aaaahpfffff! Alright, JW, you asked for it!
*bursts through ceiling in jetpack*
*aims water sub-machinegun at JW*
*fires*
*sees cookie bribe*
*considers leaving JW his pants while nomming on one*
*takes pants and runs*
*hides behind Brewski*
*tapes Brewski’s ankles together so he can’t run away*
Doh..
*steals Brewski’s pants*
I’ll give them back when I have mine back. Thanks.
*takes off after Gracie*
Hey!
*gives chases to JW in jeep*
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/11/04/fashion-fail-4/#comment-665533
*wonders what of Brewski’s he stole*
*looks down and realizes these are not Brewski’s pants*
Umm… a little breezy right now Brewski?
bummer… time to climb into my car for my hour long commute home.
*squeezestoallfailpeeps*
Bye! Please bring me an extra pair of pants tomorrow! I need all the help I can get.
*rummages around underground*
*offers a few pairs of pants to Brewski*
*thinks they’ll fit*
*apologizes for the dirt*
*denies stealing them*
WTF is that thing in the back ground? it Hides in the shadows on the right in the tree, then when it explodes it runs out into the other trees.
el chupacabra el chupacabra el chupacabra el chupacabra el chupacabra
“goat sucker”? Or that weird video thing? Eike! It makes my skin crawl just to think of!
actually, i think it IS a goat.
This explains a lot.
Ya know…………if we were able to combine the fashion choices from the last fail and the intellect from this fail, we’d surely have a new Darwin Winner.
good thing this rush limbaugh-type wasn’t wearing hippity-hoppity pants.
How do we know that wasn’t Rush himself?
Rush airs his garbage on his show, he doesn’t burn it.
Rush the environmentalist?
Now that’s two words that won’t be seen together, along with “Republicans” and “stable”.
touche!
or, eh…tounche?
Hey, I’m a Republican! Wait, bad example.
*wanders away muttering*
Wandering back to the stables?
Gracie, I listened to a song today and thought of you. I tried to find a link to it to send you, but it’s a pretty obscure tune. Or I could rip it (I have the CD) and send it to you. Does the other FB support file transfers? Don’t think so?
I’m not sure. I’ll message you my email address (on the other FB) and you can email it to me. K?
*squeeze*
*ROGLMAO*
Are we SURE that’s not a good thing?
*smacks forehead*
rather, are we sure tha IS a good thing?
der-duh-der
Sigh. *my stupidity is running rampant today*
Get back here!!!!
Typing and stupidity have nothing to do with it. I say it’s your keyboard. Throw it in the fire.
KEYBOARD GREMLINS!!!!
Thanks for the escape clause Leila.
Any time.
Hey, don’t blame your poor keyboard. It’s trying, really it is.
Blame Arthur.
Wow! The fatty invented a cannon!
He is not fat. That’s just water weight.
It’s his winter coat.
it’s baconlube
He’s not fat, he’s famine resistant.
rofl
thank you for a new vocabulary term
Someone is just resting in his bellah.
*mini-me noise*
OT Warning.
Do engineers just like to argue?!?! I swear there are some days I want to shoot myself.
No Ms B, shoot the engineers please
They don’t call it arguing – it’s called debating disparate theories.
If you ever hear two engineers mentions the words “string theory” don’t stop, don’t hide, just run.
We had a researcher get famous for “knot” theory, kid you not. HA–pun was NOT intended. oh know, this could turn into circular reasoning….
My brain is all tied up, trying to think my way through how to untangle this mess.
A gord-ian knot? ^
I’m a frayed knot.
One mussed knot cut.
Distract them with an action figure – or a Twinkie.
Look! Batman! And Sugary goodness!
*Tosses distractions at engineer* Have fun as I run.
(Wait, are you implying engineers are hefty?)
Engineers do not like to argue! Never ever! That’s ridiculous! I dare you to prove me wrong!
You’re absolutely right, Brewski.
Gracie! What are you doing! Agreeing with them only gets them ranting even more about how they ARE right!
How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
11.
1 to find a step ladder.
1 to find a step ladder.
1 to find a step ladder.
1 to argue about whether it’s the right type of step ladder.
1 to find a different step ladder.
1 to sketch the type of ladder to be used.
1 to paint the floor.
1 to walk over the wet floor to test for cure rate.
2 to argue over the World Series.
1 to reach up and change the darn thing already.
not bad.
How many computer engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Your bulb isn’t broken. Darkness is a feature.
*snork* Not ’till it’s documented.
*scribbles a few notes in the documentation*
Was going to say “It isn’t burnt out, it’s working in all the other offices, so it must be working in the dark office.” But yours is a good answer.
is it a black light?
I think that’s Gracie’s way to distract him before she steals his pants.
Did that already.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/11/04/fashion-fail-4/#comment-665533
He didn’t even see it coming.
Wha?!?!
I OBJECT!!!
I wasn’t even looking!
*squeeze*
That’s the best time!
*walks away, whistling and twirling Brewski’s pants*
*hangs head in shame*
I’d never argue with you! Never ever! How could you ever even think that I’d consider arguing with you! Why, the mere suggestion is absurd!!
Is this the right room for an argument?
No it isn’t.
That’s not an argument. That’s just simple contradiction!
Listen, if I’m going to argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
No! It most certainly is not the right room for an argument!
Waaaaaaaaa
I’m charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.
*Builds catapult to launch water balloons across the room*
Ha, bet you can’t build one better.
*builds trebuchet out of office supplies that can launch 2 water balloons at once*
That is how you build a siege engine!
*Looks in admiration at Scotty’s trebuchet*
*pulls paper clip hinge pin and watches trebuchet launch itself into hundreds of pieces*
oops… was that important? *hands paperclip back to Scotty.
B-but, I spent all last night drafting the plans for that. *sniff*
well… you still have the paperclip…
*Gives Scotty the balloon-a-pult as an apology for breaking his trebuchet*
Ahem!
*taps foot*
Am I not clearly a balloon? Why do you want to fling me across the room?
*cries*
♫ It was just one of those things
Just one of those crazy flings ♫
who ever said anything about launching you across the room?
Scotty! Launch Water Balloons at Brewski and the General, optimum seating arrangement for massive splash damage up there a ways ^^^^^
Sorry, I got distracted by twinkies and action figures.
I do hope none of my engineer friends here were hurt by my ramblings here. I do love you all dearly. It’s just been a frustrating week back at work.
*engineersqueeze*
*3.58 psi ± 10% squeeze*
*THWACK!*
…Just for you, Ms B. *squeeze*
the puff of smoke that comes off his head when the flames hit him is epic.
heh.. youll never catch an american doing something so stupid..heh.
Really???
It’s true, you know. It’s gotta be much bigger if it was an American.
Especially if it was a Texan!
A nuke would do.
Nucular!
that was great, if this had been staged, it would be cool. But, it wasnt and now the majority of his lawn is on fire.
btw he prolly used gasoline and let it sit too long and the fumes (which are flamable) built up and filled the gaps between the garbage. then boomish
soooooooo… how do you explain the fire on the roof?
The roof is flamable, silly. Boomish!
Fiery sermon, spreading the light to the unenlightened.
Hello pretty face.
it’s actually become a polish meme now so long ago, in the longer version the camera guy says “dach Ci się pali” (your roof is on fire) and starts to laugh like mad
That guy tried this barrel-boom again though..
How’s Granny Ogg?
Completely off topic, my turducken has arrived!!! With a great big canister of creole seasoning for all the fixin’s! Dinner will be served next Wednesday.
Hopefully I won’t get the entire maintenance staff sick.
*buys plane tickets for next week*
Wednesday, huh?
Was your turducken vacationing?
I am mentally preparing for dealing with that bird for Thanksgiving. Sooooo dreading it. I am going to consume a lot of alcohol that day.
Hey, so will I!
… But I also still eat turkey.
We go to my sister’s every year, so she’s the one who gets to cook the turkey. I usually bring a veggie tray.
Can I bribe her to make mine and ship it to me?
You can try, but I’m not sure she’d go for it.
Good deal.
*places order w/Gracie’s sister for one 12lbs browned all over bird and without his/her crevices violated with stuffing*
Oh, but a violated bird is a wonderful bird…
mmmmmm…….
*looks around nervously for Avis*
Depends on who’s doing the “violating” entirely!!!
I wish I didn’t have to do it but my family does eat animal so I don’t have much of a choice.
You shouldn’t have to cook things you personally object to. What about going out to eat as a new Thanksgiving tradition until everyone else gets on board with the vegetarian lifestyle?
I wouldn’t impose vegetarianism on anyone and my family especially. I didn’t have to work on mine and I am pretty sure they would struggle.
Besides, as long as I don’t have to touch the thing I will be fine. My hubby could turn/flip it around so I can season without handling it. He is so good to me.
Why doesn’t he cook it, then?
He is kinda new to the cooking at home experience. So we basically do everything together.
Reminds me of an old joke I heard – I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!
Is that your new nickname for him?
*snork*
I’ll have to tell him that one.
And yes, Ms B, Wednesday. Veterans Day. Thanksgiving I will be out of town and unable to cook for the guys. Turducken, green bean casserole, mashed sweet potatoes, and mashed potatoes (regular kind). They are getting a store bought pumpkin pie as I have no desire to bake one yet.
Guys? What guys? Can I have some sweet potates?
*books a flight too*
The maintenance staff at my building. Doormen too. One of the maintenance guys is paying for all the food and paying me a small fee to cook it all. It’s his “gift” to the rest of the crew. A gift that some of that crew have already started to take for granted.
If they’re taking it for granted before it’s even done maybe you should get them sick.
We did this last year and some of the guys were recently asking when they could expect this years dinner. Little do they know, the bird(s) alone cost $89. Plus the cost of the rest of the stuff, PLUS the $40 I get for cooking it all.
If I hear one complaint, I’m gonna let them know that they were lucky to get any of it in the first place. Loudly.
You can tell them where they can stuff it for next year.
*is not going to teach them how to cook a turkey (or a turducken).
Well, then I know I have been here for over a year, because I remember you did that for the building emps last year.
Yeah, I did. I’ve been here since June or July of last year, so well over a year by now. I looooooove this place!
*Oldtimerssqueeze*
You and Dragon were my welcoming committee.
*joins in squeeze*
It was the witty banter between Dragon and Fuzz that enticed me, but you, Avis, and Loz, and several other people, were the ones that convinced me this was the community for me.
Remember, you’re older than me old chap.
*Ruffles BFF’s hair*
*SQUEEZE!!!*
Thanks guys!
Maybe you can help, I’ve been sending off e-mails to the PTB to see if they can’t help me rectify my little problem with the site (weird code shows up and no comments do 99% of the time) and I need to send them a screenshot. How do I do this with a mac?
Clickie Avis. I hope this helps.
*fondmemorynostalgiasqueeze*
IT WORKED!!!
Thank you Marius! I was able to send them a screen shot of my problem and now we can figure out if it’s my computer or something else!!
*THANKYOUSQUEEZES*
(I also gave you credit in my e-mail to the PTB)
*Squeeze*
I love flaming debris.
What the f?
You mispelled whaddafuh.
Terrorists planted a bomb in there. They’re everywhere!!!
The terrorists made him stupid and somehow made gas fumes build up in a big drum.
What a dumbass!
So long eardrums!
WHAT?
WHO?
WHERE?
WHY?!
WHITHER?
Whence?
WHENCE?
WHEREFORE?
WHEN DID WE BECOME NEWSPAPER REPORTERS?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
Thank you very much, I really really needed a good laugh, and this definitely did it!
One happy customer. Check!
One good laugh. Check!
I wonder what that “Garbage” was… Heheh.
Probably old pizza boxes and beer bottles from last nights dinner. *wink, wink*
Methane buildup win?
his friends pulled a hilarious prank on him and put a huge ass firecracker in there.
The poor donkey! What did he deserve to be in that firecracker?
Poor donkey, indeed.
*Shakes fist at ass-firecracker company*
That was some fart.
HAHAHAHA!
*squeeze*
It wasn’t a huge ass firecracker, it was a firecracker made by Hugh Jazz.
Where did they get one of my garbage cannon prototypes?
Bye bye eyebrows
Full length version:
more like second attempt – not a great learner
The second time is better than the first – 3:08
♫He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.♪
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier?
Not the brightest pea in the pot.
Not the brightest wick of the candles.
not the brightest brain next to the barrel. I mean like… holy crap! He emptied the entire can of gas into, onto and around the blessed barrel !! And spread-eagled hisself!
But it’s still not the same as the original failblog shot cuz in this one, the guy didn’t get his head knocked into the side of the garage.
“Am I missing an eyebrow? How about a face or arm?”
that was a rubbish explosion
best fail ever? or worst…or whatever…
Happened to me eighter.
Put too much cardboard and too much gasoline in a barrel and you’ll get a beautiful mushroom-fireball. (burnt the half of my hair, beard included…) Afterwards I had to do the Mr-Clean-haircut.
He’s fired up, man! He’s ready to go!
*squeeze*
Shadow, why do you keep losing your © ?
I don’t want to talk about it.
Me and my © are currently not speaking to each other.
*ahem*
My © and I…
I see. What caused the rift?
*chooses to pay no attention to obvious grammar fail*
Well, we were just sort of drifting apart
And then I found at that © had been ©-ing someone else…
Grr…
*adds a period to the end of the sentence*
I’m simply full of minor grammatical error today.
Oh no, Shadow, you’ve had your chance. I’m afraid this may hurt a bit…
*gets out large feather*
*begins tickling Shadow*
*ahem*
And just where did you get that feather?
*taps foot*
*Hides obviously ripped pillow*
*Points at BondFan*
His idea.
… Probably from LGB. She’s always been rather fond of tickling me.
*points @ Qwaz*
*helps BFF hold down Shadow*
Stop squirming! You’re making this much harder than it needs to be!
Nonononono — not like that, my eye! Getcher mind outta da gutta!
*retrieves mind from gutter*
*removes pieces of lint, grit and sundry detritus*
Wait, this isn’t my mind! It appears to be a discarded grilled cheese sandwich.
*ponders*
*shrugs*
*installs sandwich in scanner and uploads to brain*
It couldn’t be any worse than what it’s replacing.
*appears somewhat disorientated and out of sorts*
*coughs up a pebble and looks confused*
*grabs bottle of Worcestershire sauce*
*dabs a little behind each ear*
Ahhh! Now that’s much better.
Everybody knows the Greenest way to get rid of trash is to burn it. Then the smoke can turn into stars in the sky!
More like “stars in your eyes.”
Huh, I thought the ♪ smoke gets in your eyes ♪
More like ♪ burnin’ down the house ♪
*squeezesforherfavoritezombie*
I see no jukebox, nor a hero.
I do have one guitar slung way down low though.
Is that a G-string??
*snerk*
They’re uhh… more comfortable than you’d think.
As long as you aren’t fretting about it…
*squeeze*
It sounds like you two are in accord.
Dirty minds just went *SNORK!*.
Well, how else do websites reproduce?
How else are websites supposed to reproduce?
*Taps foot and glares at blogmonster*
Why? Why do this at the most humiliating times?
Why, how did you think comments reproduced?
Spores, duh.
*sweeps-up double post*
*squeezes Qwaz*
*tosses post in garbage*
KA-BOOOOOM!
*admires timing and precision*
*Appreciation squeeze*
A fail by any other name…
Whoa … dejavu! Was it a black cat?
Garage Burning Win!
Haha he got air-born (:
That looked like he could have gotten hurt. Not funny, especially if that was someone you knew.
Too much Bacon Lube in the garbage can again.
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
-cccchhhhhooooo
MOOOOO
you rang?
A cow doesn’t need to ring. They have horns.
.. and cow bells.
*uses horn*
*accidently attracts a bull*
Hey, Ma! I blew up the trash again.
[from distance] Did you break anything?
No, but I got a boo-boo and the garage is on fire.
[from distance] Okay! You’re grounded!
Try to find full version “Motorniczy na urlopie” and second part “Motorniczy na urlopie 2″
DD
The first test of the prototype flaming trash cannon almost ended catastrophically when it was discovered too late that the fuse was too short. Luckily, the trained monkey was able to jump out of the way of the explosion. Only a civilian housing unit was damaged during the test.
I wonder why anyone would be shooting the “burning of garbage”??!!! …. I mean .. do we shoot video of it when we dump garbage … hahah
Heh, garbage can-non.
Fahrenheit 451
The Early Years
book it!
FAIL blog repeat!!!!!!!!
In soviet Russia…..trash takes out you!
I had to do it
That looked pretty cool!
this guy didt try to burn his grabage, he wanted to make an explosion and the best thing is ther is a second video wher he trys it once more and the efekt is once more the same.
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 would be a hundred times better if Mr Garbage Day shot THAT with a gun.
“Garbage Fail!”
“No!”
*BANG* “hahaha”
this fake, behind him you can see a man hiding. replay the video from the start and look to the right of the idiot man
Ooohh.. the guy got hot tinders on his head! haha
did he die?
americans have a strange kind of humour^^
So… that’s how you always get rid of your trash? Say, you don’t have eyebrows, do you?
Clearly staged, given the giggling of the camera person before anything even happened. Plus the fact that someone is even making a video of someone burning his garbage. No one records someone else burning garbage.
HOW
did you manage that O,o
WTF! anyone else see a cougar run away at 0:15, mid-left of fire after explosion, also can see it at beggining behind garage. To big to be a cat and didn’t move like a dog
i smell a mythbuster!
He got scared badly.
I love this.
Cletus- “Should we take a video of us doin stupid shit?”
Elvira- “Nooooo we could end up on youtube Cletus!”
Hey, hand me a match, I don’t think I threw any dynamite away recently…
there is more, roof started to burn, and there is second part of it. o, and it is polish
if that dude was any stupider he would be obama
And that’s why you don’t put gasoline in a garbage can.
That looked pretty cool!
OMG OMG CLETUS WHERE ARE MY EYEBROWS!
Remember, explosives are recyclable, do not place in the burn barrel.
For those that might not know, a lot of people still burn their garbage due to the fact the trash services don’t make their way out to them, not that they are too backwards to afford or use the services, just that they dont exist. And its a lot easier to just burn it, then keep it and take it to a dump once a month
One landed on the roof x]
Must have been an unopened can of Red Bull in the barrel. BAM!
This happens if you let the lighter fluid sit. The vapors release over time, and that’s what burns, not the liquid itself.
Advice: if you’re going to burn your garbage, only add the fluid directly before you plan to light it (and maybe consider using a barbecue gas lighter instead of a hand lighter or matches.)
Oh geez!! what was in there? Gunpowder?
HAHAHAH! I love this FAIL-Guy!
BAM!