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Once again – That’s more than half!
hey let’s vote yesno!
On the Issue.
On the Tissue.
gonna miss you.
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Results show it’s 50/50 but 9 times out of 10, they vote ‘yes’.
Nice using past fails to high light this fail Jam. Good morning.
*homer* mmmmm…..Fail jam.
No means no!
What part of “No” don’t you understand?
Don’t you no?
I have difficulties with the ‘o’-part.
Oh?
I understand “no”, just don’t believe in the “n”.
I have problems with the part between the “n” and the “o”
And then it’s no.
Just remember to say yes to voting no, yes? Or maybe not. Sorry, what was the question again?
I thought we were saying no to voting yes, not yes to voting no.
Well, yes and no.
phonetically speaking the word “no” (spelled nou) means now in Afrikaans, I love Afrikaans chicks
Just say “now” to drugs.
there are now limits to its uses
But I am still allowed to take a bath in heroin?
now! unless you leave the water in for granny
*squeezy*
Oh now! Granny!
*SquealySqueeze*
Nu!
No, no, no, no, i–
Nu!
No, it’s not that. It’s ‘ni’.
Nu!
No, no. ‘Ni’. You’re not doing it properly. No.
I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m strangely aroused
I think he said ‘yes’. It’s a green light for you, Granny.
And, where you are concerned, the “strangely” part is redundant, Granny.
lol! thanks
*tacklesqueeze!*
*runs off to sew wild oats*
*oomfsqueeze*
I hope your oats don’t get smutty.
mmmm pornoats
Do you have porntatoes too?
Porn Flakes!
*slap*
*tickle*
*flop*
*MC Hammer slides into thread*
Protein in a straw! The great start to any day
reminds me of a south park where Cartman got semen from a man named Ralph in “Simpsons Already Did It” who told him to “close his eyes and suck it out of a hose”
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
will you fart in my general direction or blow your nose at me?
vote yes!
No, but I may send you a giant wooden rabbit that is supposed to have a lot of troops inside… but forget to load the troops…
Beware of Robin’s Minstrels….
*runs away screaming*
What is your quest?
I seek the holey fail
What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
You mean the European swallow of the African swallow?
I think s/he means a spitsor swallow.
Gordon Shumway? Is that you?
(I’m a he, fyi… somebody posted it yesterday, but what’s the link to the basic wordpress html coding for text?)
Did you find it?
We are the knights who say: Ni!
errr Lekke?
you speak Afrikaans? oooooh!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
I stayed there for a few months, enough to pick up the bad words, and buy beer!
….
lol! they’re tricky like that, I stay away from the animals here, restraining order and all
You for them, or them for you? (or do we really want to know?)
Can’t picture Granny showing any restraint without a court order.
Can you really see Granny showing restraint even with a court order? She just has to be sneakier…
To Granny, Bach’s “Schafe können sicher weiden” (“Sheep may safely graze”) is just a dare.
Puts whole new meaning to “counting sheep”… especially after Granny’s been around…
those sheep are all f*ckin liars!
…what about the goats?
I’m guessing even granny stays away from the goats… They have a tendency for telling big brothers!
Hmmmm, might be handy to have a few around to sort out our t
infestation…
baa means no! or was it yes?
It wouldn’t matter either way!
Just look at the way they dress and graze.
Granny givesa hole new meaning to fleecing.
No means yes in soviet russia!
Vote for what, No?
Yes!
I vote for no more sense-of-humour fail failblog posts.
This explains why I keep voting No for penis fails, but they get voted in anyway.
heheheheh you said penis MRN.
Yes I didn’t!
Oh good morning MRN.
Any voting in Canada today? I already voted here – local elections this year for most of the U.S.
No your other no.
Maybe its voting no to voting yes?
He vetoed himself.
He wouldn’t vote for Themself?
This was not necessarily A FAIL.
Example from our country. A referendum was held. It was about joining NATO. The question was: Are you against joining NATO?
so here you go. If you were against the idea of joining you checked YES.
not necessarily a fail
Yes, it was.
And now you Fail.
The sign says “Vote No!” They made a hook in the field “Yes”. It is a fail.
Arthur, I know you’re making a logical argument to refute samo, but… you did a nice imitation of funnyboi there.
*SNORK!*
I indeed did.
Then they should have said that. They have to make sence, otherwise they DO fail.
Here in the U.S., Diebold picks the winner anyway.
Hey, that’s just paranoid… just because their CEO is his state’s party chair doesn’t mean he’s going to be partisan, does it? (^_~)
Schroedinger’s election
*puts cat in ballot box*
*puts someone’s disembodied arm in ballot box*
It appears that you really NEVER understand anything that’s going on here.
Just spent the last ten minutes trying to come up with a dumb joke for how a disembodied arm could relate to quantum theory, cats, or elections, but I’m drawing a blank.
I think it’s pretty much a Cartman-esque “Rainbows? I HATE rainbows!” type of comment.
Simple, just simple!
Good morning STSZ. Vote “maybe”.
Good morning 5 eagles.
*votes for Maybe*
makes perfect sense as in saying yes to voting no
Hi and Good Morning everyone!
*squeeze*
(I was busy and still looking for the lost city of the mole people)
good morning!
are these the same mole people who taste like mole, but talk like people?
Do they taste like guacamole? I love avocados!
*monday morning squeezies to all Fail Peeps*
Is there a box for undecided?
“Maybe” (see above comment) K@tcf. Good morning.
And a box for splunge?
I would like to see a box with- I would like to replace the government with a cream eclaire for a day.
probably solve all the problems around here
It would be certain to boost their approval rating.
Also, whatever happened to “All of the Above”?
I ate it…..sorry.
2 Responses:
1) Is the eclair chocolate covered?
2) The eclair is a lie.
3) Safety.
♪ You say ‘Yes’, I say ‘No’ ♪
♪ You say goodbye, I say hello! ♪
♪ You say stop, I say go go go! ♪
♪ you say you will and then you won’t ♪
♪you say exit only but I say its lonely♪
When I worked retail, a woman wanted to show me her new breasts. She had “exit only” tattoed on her ass. Not that I looked; it was what she claimed.
and you quit this job?????
I can’t even sell retail.
And that’s legal!
Hmmm…something broke here and I can’t put my finger on it. Anyone?
I don’t think the first sentence has any influence on the plot whatsoever…
Interesting nonetheless…
What’s with the Do Not Enter sign?
It’s wrong; it should be green or blue with an arrow.
A timely warning. Entering politics can seriously damage your credibility … permanently.
And, just for the record, entering politicians is potentially even more disastrous. Just say no! (or yes).
*hesitates to shag Merkel*
Is that what Europeans mean by a “grand coalition”?
No, that means “not really doing anything significant, but being in power”.
you tease!
“I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.”
– John Kerry, on funding for military operations and reconstruction in Iraq and Afghanistan
Brilliant!!!!
I saw that earlier on my way to the mall this weekend! I almost took a picture but I didn’t. Ha. My friend who was driving just thought I was crazy.
Well, going to the mall on a weekend is crazy.
Indeed. It was her idea.
ROFL!
^5 MRN.
*squeeze*
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
J. R. R. Tolkien
that explains their scarcity ……. and the pointy ears….love handles I say
the signs say no, but my box says yes yes yes
*roffles*
You have some ticks in it?
well I’ve had a few comments in my day “hey baby nice ticks” and “check out the ticks on her” among others, but I’m a modest old girl
*left eye tics*
My box doesn’t talk, but it can blow smoke rings.
Now you’re just
blowshowing off.If box means what I think it means, Mookie should check her diet. Or use a lubricant.
or slow down, but I still wanna see!
Granny likes to look.
*winks at granny*
I take pictures too!
*nudge nudge*
Did you take pictures?
I would have given you some if you wanted them.
*wake up brain!!! WAKE UP!!!!*
*flashes Leila*
better? *squeeze!*
Um… I think so.
*goes to fetch bob*
I could always do with more
its just the left overs from the mushroom cloud
wow what should someone say now.
something clever and witty that will make me pee in my pants from laughing so hard please
*hears crickets chirping*
ht tp://instantcrickets.com/
this will come in handy
And I thought juggling ping-pong balls was impressive.
*Votes yes to voting no*
*agrees to disagree*
a cruel blow for democracy
That’s why so many people like dictatorships
Hah! I drove by this sign yesterday and laughed. It’s in Chapel Hill, NC if anyone cares.
Indeed… I stopped and took a picture of it with the same intentions, looks like I got beat to the punch!
A friend of mine in CH told me about these last week and I was hoping to see them before they came down, but this works, too. (I’m in Hillsborough) We were wondering what they were supposed to mean.
Yeah, I’m from Chapel Hill, too. The sign is apparently intended to make some sort of statement against election signs (or something).
http://orangepolitics.org/2009/10/vote-no-yes
I was wondering about that, I’ve been seeing them around for the last couple weeks and couldn’t parse them either. (I’m in Carrboro.)
omg I LIVE THERE TOO! I didn’t know that it was against elections. I guess the statement failed.
I’m pretty sure that these were put up by our friendly neighborhood anarchists. It has that ring of bizarre anarchist humor to it.
I actually took one and put it up in my yard. :]
Carrboro rulz.
people have trouble naming pictures in way it would be funny or interesting.
Please tell me more.
Vote YES if you’ve seen my pet monkey.
[ ] YES
*humps leg*
*flees*
Hey! It’s not even hump day you silly marshmallow!!!! I will get you!!! I will.
*shakes fist at TM*
i’ll show you mine if you show me yours. . . (geesh granny has been a bad influence on me today!)
Awwww… Granny makes me so proud.
*sheds single tear from left eye*
Me too jam. Me too.
[√] YES
Don’t worry though Leila, neither of you have something to hide.
Never mind that. What did you do with my monkey?
Don’t worry, it’s right up there. Le singe est sur la branche.
This actually makes sense some of the ways they write the proposal, at least in MI. They’ll write it so that to vote YES actually says no to the topic (same-sex marriage, for instance) to confuse voters into approving something they never would have otherwise.
Why exactly is that legal?
That voting campaign’s so bad, even the sign disagrees!
Hooray Chapel Hill, NC! I’ve seen those signs all over town and I’m glad someone submitted it here!!!
Same here. I couldn’t get my phone out quick enough while driving the other day. Glad to see someone did.
Yes! I pass by these signs EVERY DAY.. hahaha I was thinking about taking a pic too, so I ‘m glad someone submitted it
This photo is taken in chapel hill NC ive seen it with all those other signs
None of you are intelligent, unlike the person who made the billboard.
It’s supposed to be ironic in that it’s voting ‘yes’ on voting no.
You silly silly people.
First Post = Usenet
X-No-Archive: yes
Of course, there’s no evidence of this.
Double fail. The signs are on the wrong side of the road. Note the Do Not Enter sign, position of the divided road beyond. Signs are facing away from the cars passing closest.
in fact it’s on the “right” side, as it’s on the left side, and people in great britain drive on the left side of the road.
these signs are posted in the town where i grew up, Chapel Hizzle. I saw them all over last weekend and tried to take a picture but failed. that’s a pretty busy intersection and they are meant to face the cars turning left at the corner.
I live right where this pic was taken! This is so cool! These signs are posted all around Chapel Hill, North Carolina and they confuse the heck out of me. And here it’s on failblog. Awesome!
It’s a trap!
Have you stopped beating your wife yet? Just answer yes or no!
win
Stupid butterfly ballot. I wanted to vote “No,” but I accidentally voted for Buchanan.
Total irony and carnage, I’d say.
CHapel Hill North Carolina… see those signs everywhere
this is not fail, this is win.
hahah! Saw that last weekend. Made my day.
I live in Chapel Hill and saw these signs everywhere, too, including where I work, considering my boss STOLE one of them because they were so fantastic.
We still haven’t figured out who put them up, or if it’s a serious campaign sign or someone trying to be silly.
I think it’s a win.
HA. Never mind, I could try clicking that link I scrolled past up there. Der.
If the person who made the sign made that mistake, It would be a fail. If someone else did it, It would be a win
This is why i don’t vote
i don’t think this is necessarily a mistake. think about it.
“vote yes for voting no.”
God… I live there…. NC FAIL.
this is in my town….chapel hill north carolina