Comments on: News Anchor Fail

By: rdwf

rdwf — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:39:26 +0000

MY GOD your comments are so LAME AND NOOBY

By: Frank The Tank

Frank The Tank — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:47:54 +0000

Isn’t this the same reporter who accidentally said “blowjob” on TV? Here’s the vid of it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lIMe1syhd8

By: ant1ph0n

ant1ph0n — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:08:44 +0000

it’s probably been said but does that pass for a Freudian slip…

By: AlfaWolf04

AlfaWolf04 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:07:22 +0000

What’s our vector, Victor?

By: Connor

Connor — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:11:53 +0000

Thats what i done when i had to do a project thingy in class lol

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:18 +0000

I posted the video, and I can verify that it definitely was Jeff Varner.

By: Triad Tirade

Triad Tirade — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:44:51 +0000

ROFLMAO

By: Triad Tirade

Triad Tirade — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:42:48 +0000

HAHAHA. Very funny. Could be Tucker. Could be Varner. They sound a lot alike to me. But Varner was not fired as one of you posted. Do your homework. It was pretty public at the time why he left Fox8. There was a news article in the paper. Varner was a big Fox8 loss and those of us who’ve watched for years know it. Very funny clip.

By: Chiva

Chiva — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:04:02 +0000

yeah, I only knew that because of the Colbert Report. Greek Courts are the 3rd biggest threat to America, after bears and John McCain.

By: lols

lols — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:57:52 +0000

War in the “mideast?” do they mean middle east?

By: Cupid Stunt

Cupid Stunt — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:22:00 +0000

…which begs the question, is carpet bombing the most effective form of attack on lesbians? How can yo tell when they have been licked?

By: Cupid Stunt

Cupid Stunt — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:19:20 +0000

I have been to a few of their parties, and let me tell you, bombed lesbians can be a lot of fun.

By: Fawfulster

Fawfulster — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:20:56 +0000

This reminded me of something.

“Today I went to a parents meeting in my daughter’s school. The teacher said I was brave and respected me from who I was. Confused, I sat down. It was not until later I realized my daughter told her I was a Lesbian-American. Wrong. I am Lebanese-American. FML”

By: Branman275

Branman275 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:35:02 +0000

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!

By: Deep In The Heart

Deep In The Heart — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:01:58 +0000

Those darn lesbians and their slips of the tongue.
Oh wait, did I say that?

By: free virtual worlds

free virtual worlds — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:44:30 +0000

FOX News FTW!

By: capt. awesome

capt. awesome — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:44:05 +0000

Anpu is the source of all that is awesome. When man had just mastered the use of fire and pointy rocks, Anpu was listening to Led Zeppelin. While your average cheer leader’s body is hidden from view like some sin against God, Anpu’s cheer leaders (all female) were sporting nothing but see-through uniforms. While man had to suffer through the unholy triforce of country music, hip hop, people who won’t shut up in movie theatres, and Zelda cd-i games (those games are so unholy, they don’t even count as an entire anything), Anpu was standing in front of his throne of awesomeness, taking heavy metal to new extremes while surrounded by his semi-nude harem.

In other words, he’s more awesome than you. Bow down before his awesomeness.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:15:14 +0000

Yes.

By: Madelaine

Madelaine — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:13:50 +0000

Oh crap now all the Lesbians are going to nuke us with their toaster ovens!

By: themishanator

themishanator — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:37:59 +0000

dud yaa, everyone knos that.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:48:21 +0000

Exactly!

By: chez

chez — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:40:12 +0000

“Where have all the lesbians gone?”

By: Failhuman

Failhuman — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:15:01 +0000

roflsnork?

By: ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer

¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:06:59 +0000

*wakes, takes tiny Snorekitty™ strip off of nose*
Bleah, anybody got some water and aspirin?
Why is everybody shouting?
*puts on Dark *

By: ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer

¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:57:39 +0000

You could also be unable to resolve internal resources if you did this at work.

By: Madd0wFan

Madd0wFan — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:25:00 +0000

Does he not know that the Lesbians have Nukes? They saved all the toaster ovens and converted them to microwaves to make a nuclear device.

By: JW♂

JW♂ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:22:04 +0000

Just say no to butt floss.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:12:15 +0000

Those damn Lesbians! You never know when they gonna attack Israel.

By: brschwei

brschwei — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:51:16 +0000

OMG! I watch this news channel all the time b/c I live in its coverage area. Poor Chad Tucker, whose voice I (embarrassingly) recognize. And how old is this video? This channel changed their logo several years ago. Despite the slip of the tongue, FOX 8 WGHP is the best news channel in North Carolina.

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:42:54 +0000

Are you left handed or right handed?

By: Shadow ©

Shadow © — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:36:48 +0000

No, silly, that’s the devil who has just been left speechless face.

See? The devil part is shown by the “]” for horns, and the speechlessness is shown by the lack of the mouth.

We have very specific emoticons, it seems.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:31:32 +0000

I thought that a serious face was ]:

By: Andriffic

Andriffic — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:20:17 +0000

LOL- lots of lesbians.

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:12:24 +0000

It’s true. We do take serious very seriously. :[

By: Shadow ©

Shadow © — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:53:00 +0000

Actually, no. Your serious face is :[ .

If you intend to make any headway around here you’re going to have to get used to it.

By: CJ

CJ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:48:17 +0000

Silly Jeff Varner.
I remember him (Fox8 is my local station) saying this…and he was shortly thereafter fired (not a joke–this is my serious face :-l ).
Just shows that people from Survivor can’t do anything real…like the news.

By: Shadow ©

*snorkroffle!*

By: ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:30:11 +0000

DOTTEDLINES!!!

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:24:25 +0000

You have a gift for analogies that is far beyond what I can grasp at this point in my training.

By: erock

erock — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:19:42 +0000

Correction: Armpit of America: Terre Haute, Indiana. Believe me, it smells like it too >.<

By: Lilybean

Lilybean — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:11:01 +0000

WTFFFFFFFFFF

By: Lilybean

Lilybean — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:08:41 +0000

It’s ALL because of the lesbians! As every crazy Southerner knows, lesbians, gays, and free-thinkers will cause the Earth to simply implode come 2012.
(Y’know, crazy southerners. Grammatically similar to red m&ms, NOT furry cats)

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:06:06 +0000

No, that’s what I was worried about. :p

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:58:53 +0000

*puts one of Scotty’s own Snorekitty™ strips on his nose*

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:48:59 +0000

…AND???
Did it happen?

By: Shadow ©

I once got a fortune cookie that said, “What will happen will happen.”

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:37:19 +0000

Ok, stand corrected!! truly thanks guys

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:35:26 +0000

do do do do do do do do

(lame attempt at Twilight Zone music….)

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:28:26 +0000

Since Brewski seems to have left for a while, I’ll answer for him (and not leave you hanging). He used to live in that area, but now lives near Boston.

By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 cornucopia* [C.C.C]

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:23:23 +0000

Shadow do you think spelunking is really a sport or a pastime?