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ditto?
F1rst
You forgot the 11one!!elebenty11!!
LGB, say it isn’t so!
Yup, ditto. Oh, almost forgot:
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Can I add “It’s photoshopped”, or did someone already say it below?
Go ahead.
I shouldn’t bring this up, but I don’t think anyone has said it’s actually a Fail.
Win Fails don’t usually garner the fail trolls.
Yeah it makes sense, and you’re right.
Fang-koo, my little black guy with an eye!
Nope, no one has.
This is actually a fail guys.
*grabs mackerel*
*smacks self*
*scratches behind ears*
Awww, you didn’t have to do that.
mackerelbation?
Mackerelochism?
*Mackerel baits*
Just about as lazy as me!
___
Will Smith’s Fail
flopculture
this is so funny…ditto as in the same…
brights up my life
♪ You, light up my life! ♫
♫ Common baby light my fire ♪
♫There’s a light.(over by the Frankenstein place)♪
♪There’s a light.(burning in the fireplace)♫
♫There’s a light… a light… in the darkness of everybody’s life.♪
♫ By the light,
(not the dark but the light)
Of the silvery moon,
(not the sun but the moon)
I wanna spoon,
(not croon, but spoon) ♫
♫ Blinded by the light!
Wrapped up like a douche,
another runner in the night! ♫
interesting take on those lyrics there Brewskie, I’ve not heard that version.
did you perhaps mean “revved up like a deuce”?
sorry I just couldn’t resist, lol, I’ll go sit in the corner now and be quiet.
it’s all the blue in here today, it’s gone to my head
Seems kinda lazy to me, like the Texas Tech Bell Ringer
i ditto that
or is it Eve’s new dear?
Reindeer?…….. Duck people- they have sharp bits.
*snork!*
I’m sure Mrs. Claus can vouch for that!
But your blue?!
♪ Am I blue / Ain’t these tears in my eyes tellin’ you / Am I blue / You would be too … ♫
♪ I’m blue da ba dee da ba die ♪
♪ Don’t it make my brown eyes, don’t it make my brown eyes, don’t it make my brown eyes blue ♫
♫ In the twilight glow I see her . . . Blue eyes crying in the rain ♫
♫ I’m a little coconut short and stout,
Here’s my husk where milk comes out ♫
♫ When you squeeze the Moomin, hear him shout
Tip him over and roll him out. ♫
♫Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the mornin’♫
Resistance is futile, Aiki. I’m one of Judy’s minions now. We got Brewski, too. Who’s next?
Sorry, blue shirts are just for science officers.
Your background is blue, so you’re safe.
What confuses me is in the original Star Trek, blue was science, red was engineer, and tan was administration/command.
In TNG it is blue for science, tan for engineer, and red for command/administration
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone sh¡t again.
You want me to get an abortion!
Wait a minute. I know you. You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Laneer up and down the court for forty-eight minutes…
It’s Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he’s Ethel Merman.
Do you like it when scraps grabs your leg and rubs up and down?
C’on guys, let’s get some pictures…
Maybe they got tired of the redshirts dying.
*shrugs*
Yeah, that bothered me too. It’s just one of many, many (MANY!) inconsistencies. In the later movies almosteveryone’s in a red uniform. I mean, how’s a guy supposed to know who’s going to die?
The confused young looking one you never saw before. That’s what I do *shrug*.
Gold shirts, duh.
This sounds highly illogical.
Somehow… I don’t think I could be a blue tiger. It just doesn’t seem right.
Hmm… a little dye, maybe some sparkles…
*considers*
No, it wouldn’t be right.
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
♪ If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? ♫
Ohhhhhh noooooooes!
I’m gonna get you for that one, aiki!
*shakes fist*
♪ …puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz… ♫
*head asplodes*
*Dusts hands*
Just don’t think of Young Frankenstein when you think of this song. 
My work is done.
But which earworm do you have – the original, or the parody from Young Frankenstein ?
Put the candle back!
Arrggghh!
DITTO!!
Stretch it out a little for effect:
Puuuutttt….tttthhhe….caaaandle….baaaaaaaaaack!
Actually, it’s: “Put … ze … candle … beck!”
It actually depends on which one is speaking.
Not to be technical of course.
That’s it! ….aaaannnnd cut!!
Print! That’s a wrap!
*hands over wrapping paper*
Now. . . listen to me very carefully. . . do NOT put the candle back.
HA, my cell phone alert for when I receive a text message is Young Frankenstein’s “It’s alive, it’s ALIVE,.. it’s AAAALIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE!!!”
Mine is Achmed the dead terrorist saying, “Holy crap! A text!”
“Let me out! I’m stuck in your pocket!”
I have the sound of a transformer transforming.
Silly me, mine just beeps.
You should have a flip-phone that makes a teleporting noise.
I’d bluetooth Achmed to you, but I don’t think you’re in range.
My father’s cell phone makes the tri-corder chirp every time it connects/disconnects from his laptop’s bluetooth connection… he’s a true nerd… even has a slide rule…
At my work, engineering developed a little gadget to take some measurements, I believe it was an infrared receiver if I recall correctly. Anyway, when activated it played a sound sample of a Star Trek TOS tricorder. People always did double-takes when they heard that.
Ewww, Mrs. Claus messes with sharp reindeer bits? She’s a bigger freak than I thought.
amagad
Dildo?
Yeah, what he said…
That’s what she said!
♪ She said, “I know what it’s like to be dead” ♪
~JWL
♪”Cos he said that she said,
WHY DON’T YOU GIVE MY HEAD SOME PEACE!”♪
Supar – christmaslights are bloody retarded.
♫ You’re a mean one, Mr. A. You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr Aaaaa. You’re a bad banana with a… greasy black peel . . . ♫
♪ And I wouldn’t touch him with a, 39 and half foot pole! ♫
NOOOOO!!!!!! You’re blue too?
It’s a blue world Max.
Like I said. Resistance is futile. Maybe if we gave you a blue background…
No, Your Blueness!
*Awards Blue Max*
I’m afraid it’s rather a small medal, Aiki, but it’s the highest Germany can give.
It all started when I came to the realization that Judy MUST be a long lost sister of mine. So, as an homage to the days when people mixed us up when we both had pink avatars, I made the color switch myself. Looks good on me, doesn’t it!
Makes it seem like the “B” means “Blue”.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink, stank, stunk.
*Applauds*
*golf craps*
I dun get it.
*adds ‘g’ to Dennis’s ‘dun’*
*steps back*
*frames with thumb and forefingers*
*sticks tongue out corner of mouth*
Nicey!
You do realize your head is tilted right?
Yes. Is that bad?
Nope… just checking.
I love this win!
Almost as good an electrical bill win as if they had just plugged a display like that into their neighbor’s power outlet.
I agree with your holiday spirit so much, I’m willing to let you pay for my agreement.
What he said.
*squeezies to Arthur*
Ditto ↑
I have the feeling this will become a new standard Failblog procedure.
*Sniffs Ditto*
Ahhh, school memories.
I actually knew a “Ditto” in grade school. He was a twin.
Can’t say ditto to that.
Could say Dido though.
♪I will go down with this ship…♫
How sad… I’d sue my parents for that one…
They have names like that in other languages, meaning “first or second born of twins or Child One and Child Two”. They sound nice if you don’t know the meaning.
I just have a hard time with naming twins like that… being a twin myself.
And some people name their child “Zero”, at least the twins have a numerical value.
An illuminating display of light work.
Absolute brilliance.
I would give that a glowing reference.
It lit up my day.
♪ You light up my life ♫
*squeezyGS*
A shining performance.
We always knew she was a bright one.
*despiteevileearwormsqueezes*
Watt are you all talking about?
LGB’s dazzling ability to share earworms.
Sank-oo!
*goes to take a bow*
*thinks better of it*
Totally luminous! That’s k@!
♫Keeping up with the Joneses, it only makes your life a mess.♪
♪Bill collectors, tranquilizers and gettin’ deeper in debt.♫
♫You better leave the Joneses alone.♫
♫ Meeee and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones . . .
We got a thiiing goin’ on. . . ♫
♪ Because something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is.
Do you, Mr. Jones? ♪
♫ It’s a big day for Mr. Jones. He is not so square. Mr. Jones will stick around. He’s everybody’s friend . . . ♫
♫ I want to be Bob Dylan.
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky ♫
♫ Mr Jones and me we both want to be … big stars ♪
♫ Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? ♫
♪ Feel so suicidal, just like Dylan’s Mr. Jones ♪
Wow, 2 John Lennons, 1 Bob Dylan, and 2 references to Bob Dylan in the same Fail for me. BRB – I’ve earned another cup of coffee.
New York Mining Disaster 1941
Okay okay… I don’t hate you. Now I just have an earworm.
*Pats Marius on the back… a little harder than comforting*
Oh sure, it’s easy for you. I have no one but myself to blame. If I’m still humming this when my wife gets home I’m a dead man.
*edges away*
There’s just something unnerving about a smiling tiger.
In what way?
My condolences.
If it is still stuck in your head when she gets back… go full out. Dress the part as well. Take pictures.
In this way:
There was a young lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.
Hey now.. no messing with Scottie… This tiger’s on his side.
♫ Now they say,
You don’t tug on superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ lone ranger
And you don’t mess around with Scott? ♫
Yes, I like that Marius!
Ok, let me just say I absolutely detest all of these songs…
My maiden name is this and, when combined with my first name, it made my life a living he–double L!
Indie? Is that you?
Morning squeezes, MRN…
Ah, yes…one of my many nicknames… *snerk*
Sorry SuzieQ had I known I wouldn’t have started it all. I just thought this guy is doing a great job not worrying about “keeping up with the Joneses”.
*carefulsqueezewithcoldwaxpaper*
OK, sorry…
What about the song “Suzie Q” by CCR (or, for purists and real fans, Dale Hawkins).
Gotta love that phrase, too, GS. That’s ok…I’m not so sensitive as to not let people have dun with it…
I’ve not heard that song, MRN…methinks I’ll have to google it…:-)
*bukkit*
*swaps ‘d’ for ‘f’*
That is TEH AWESOME.
You shouldda said, “Rat ris rawsome.”
Reah! Rat ree raid!
*roffleroffle*
*hands out scooby snacks*
*munches on a few*
Rooby racks?
*noms*
*squeeze*
Rooby racks? Rooby-rooby-roo!
*romromrom*
When I worked at Blockbuster there was this adorable little boy that would come in regularly with his dad. Every time he rented a movie he had to get his “scooby snacks” to eat with it. Now I think of him every time I eat swedish fist.
*raises eyebrow*
Swedish fist?
Is that in the Urban Dicitionary?
Under Knuckle cheese sandwich?
Where’s Granny??
Maybe that’s what’s wrong with the hubby??? Too much Swedish fist…
Or not enough Swedish fist.
*snerk*
Well…now that you mention it…
Fish!
*facepalm*
*headdesk*
*facepalm*
*headdesk*
*puts big, floofy pillow under Ms B’s head*
*squeeze*
You eat whatnow?
This is wrong on so many levels…
Agreed.
Let’s go grab some java.
Goes well with a chocolate cupcake…
I have chocolate cappuccino muffins. Want some?
Yes, please.
*Sits muffins on little plates and starts handing out*
*noms*
Isn’t Ditto a pokemon?
Yeah, but it’s kind of Farfetch’d to think that’s what it means here.
Luckily we can pika’ chus the context in which we read…
But that might be a Gastly mistake.
You are making me Wheezy with all your pokemon talk.
All these puns are onyxceptable!
*snorlax!*
You know why they banned Pokemon from my local gym?
Because they might Pikachu!!!
(hey, it’s kid friendly unlike a lot of my posts today)
*wonders if references to Lickitung are kid friendly*
Usually not…. I’ve seen some weird porn. ;x
pokey-mon rox!
*pikachu-squeeze*
I didn’t get it…
If you don’t know what ditto means, you can always google it or use my clickie.
There’s something clean in the Urban Dictionary? I had no idea…
(… and am somewhat disappointed.)
ditto means “me too” or “same here”
I had NO idea. Until now that is …
Ditto.
What does that mean?
Not “For The Win”.
If it wasn’t for you, I would be walking around in total darkness.
*ThankfulSqueezies*
Hopefully not bumping into too many things…
granny seems to always be there.
That would make it kinda funny, in a dangerous sort of way.
Ahhh, why am I not suprised!
Never, never, never go ahhh when Granny is involved.
*duct tapes all orifi*
*squeaks*
Well, there are some interesting definitions on the next pages.
I’m a lazy bastard…
dit·to (dt)
n. pl. dit·tos
1. The same as stated above or before.
2. A duplicate; a copy.
3. A pair of small marks ( ” ) used to indicated that the word, phrase, or figure given above is to be repeated.
adv.
As before.
tr.v. dit·toed, dit·to·ing, dit·tos
To duplicate (a document, for example).
*duplicates Porra’s comment*
Yes, you are a lazy bastard…
I’m going to take a nap in your honor…
Wow, Leila! I’ve never had someone actually nap in my honor. I’m a bit jealous now, really…
Ok
This is for LGB
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*pokes k@*
Wake up sleepy head…
*snuggles into Aiki’s fur*
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And all things are right again in the world.
Fuzz therapy… works both ways.
wha…..eh….*grunts*
*rolls over*
*flails*
*falls off couch*
*click*
Awwwwww! Thanks, k@!
*sticks tongue out at Leila*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*grabs LGB’s tongue*
*wipes granny’s *#$#@! with it*
*releases*
*giggles uncontrollably*
It’s the sugar.
Vote YES on the best Christmas display.
[ ] YES
*thinks Leila’s ballot is biased*
Where’s the “maybe”?
*calls security*
*passes blanket*
*grabs a sock and a bar of soap*
*grabs a sock and bar of soap too*hehhehehehehe who are we going to welt?
*hides under desk*
Hey! This one is mine. Go find your own desk. Unless of course you brought some cookies with you. Then you can stay.
Huh?! Welt? What is this, a blanket party? No no no… I was going to do my laundry.
Bull shit AK47 lol. Check under the desk? Go go go.
*hides under desk with jaydubbya*
*notices Leila isn’t wearing panties*
*nudges JW*
*points*
*giggles*
speaking of which, where is Brewski?
*steals gracie’s pants instead*
Eep!
*runsawaywithaquicknesstogetnewpants*
*Click*
Too Late
*goes to change avatar background to blue*
Wait…
*runs and finds another place to hide*
Searches for bottle of mind bleach…
[married with a baby]
Your wife doesn’t wear panties???
Umm…
I’m digging the new avatar, jaydubbya.
To quote my favorite zombie:
“Duct tape is like the force,
It has a light side and a dark side
and it holds the universe together.”
Thank you. I couldn’t find one with multiple colors of duct tape… had a guy in college come to my dorm room and asked if we had any duct tape… I just lauged at him and picked up six different colored rolls from the window sill.
Got any sparkly duct tape? We’re looking for some for Dragon.
I don’t… haven’t found anywhere that has sparkly… about the best I can get you is some blue/purple/pink tie-dyed.
That might work! We’ll have to ask Dragon when she gets here.
Oh, she’s got plen-ty! No need to replenish her supply!
But… but… if we can get her some sparkly…
*pouts*
Well, they do make Chrome duct tape now. It’s more shiny than sparkly though.
ht tp://duckproducts.com/products/detail.asp?catid=1&subid=1&plid=742
Nobody can find the sparkly stuff because a certain Dragon and her Admiral hoard it all.
…for when you’re feeling the need for a colorful quick fix!
I feel the need to …
*TacklesLGBtotheground*
*sits on her and tickles*
*flees*
ShamWow™? Anybody? Little help here?
*passes LGB a ShamWow*
*pulls up recliner and watches the tickling commence*
I don’t call that too lazy, it’s clever, he actually wrote out the word “ditto” it’s more of a shot at their neighbors than actual lazyness haha
I also don’t call that. Too lazy, too.
I also don’t. Call that too. Lazy too.
2lazy2
Ditto ↑
Yup.
Lazy…
Too…
Lz.
2
Anyone who does not know what ditto means is obviously under 30.
Wonder if this is real or Photoshopped.
Obvioulsy you are wrong on all accounts. Don’t make me list them!!!!
*swaps Leila’s “l” with her “s”*
List them, I dare you!
(1) I am hungry
(2) I hate brussell sprouts even as a vegetarian
(3) I wish my boobies would grow a little
(4) I also was caught…
…wait, what list are we talking about?
Brussel sprouts have a bioflavinoid, tatazian, that has been shown in laboratory rats to make their boobies grow.
… you never read that?
I missed that report I guess. That’s okay, I will leave my boobies be. The smaller they are the less chance they will make friends with my belly button.
*looks down*
*measures space*
Uh oh…
*offers LGB curling iron and some tape*
Here sweetie, just roll ‘em up and tape them in place.
*curl, curl*
*tape, tape*
Good as new!
*click*
*knows she’ll need to request curling iron and tape in a couple of years*
The hazard of big boobs. They don’t stay anime perky out of a bra, a harness, severe taping…
Can they make friends with my belly button?
Boobies, MRN’s belly button.
MRN’s belly button, boobies.
Well, I guess I didn’t even deserve that much courtesy.
I learned what “ditto” meant while playing Pokemon! Who says video games are a bad thing…
LIES!!!
Pokemon is a Jamaican proctologist.
Bend over, no worries!
♫ Be happy . . . ♫
NEVER!!!!!
*places EXIT sign back there*
*skips up*
*swaps EXIT sign for ENTER sign*
*skips away*
*hides under a new place*
*bites nails*
Ugh, sad to see so many posts asking what “ditto” means. What the hell is wrong with our education system?!
Ditto?
Dtito!
Dotto!
Ok failpeeps- quick check-
How many here have English as a first language?
How many of us are presumed American?
Me- yup- UK-not USA-
Not I.
In USA via Africa.
*raises hand* (American, duh)
English!!! My dreams have just been crushed.
Now we will never be able to break the communication barrier. I mean you’ll say petrol, I’ll say gas, and we will never be talking about the same things.
Hold me…
*holds Aiki*
awwww *squeeze*
Paniceth not, I am used to Americanisms, I have family in Utah……
(yes I get to change her daipers too)
*bukkit
*swaps i and a*
Have been making typos all day. dammit
“Pinaceth?”
*giggles*
Aiki!!!! *SQUEEZE!!!!*
There, now I have shared the cold that was so generously shared with me!!
*raises hand*
American, born and raised.
Yes, English first.
Canuck living in the US.
(My husband is Canuck-American also, GS.)
I suppose you’re not a fan of the Guess Who’s biggest hit. (I assume it was their biggest…)
Yes my self-inflicted earworm is fixed!
♫ No time left for you . . . On my way to better things. . . ♫
Oh, I love that song, and the Guess Who.
“American” was in quotes because of a stupid pet peeve of mine.(Along with some other Canadians)
There are continents named America, but not any countries. Why then do people from the United States call themselves American? Couldn’t Brazilians make the same claim?
Good point! I will ask the next American I run into.
I am a citizen of the United States of America. Or for short, I’m an American.
Hey, you. American. Please answer GSC’s question ^^ there.
*SqueezesTheAmericanMsB*
It’s stupid I know. And to answer my own question, it’s because how else would you shorten United States of America into something that works as an identity? Unitedians? Staters? USAns?
Oh, and *Squeezestoyouboth*
Coincidentally, we usually just say “Us”.
*SqueezeBackToGSC*
I am with MRN. I usually say that I am from the US.
You’re with me? In my dreams…
Aaaaaaaaw!!!
*swoons*
I’m also with…ummm, I mean, I agree with MRN. I say I’m from the US or the States.
Born and raised mid-west USA… live in the middle of a corn field… bad place to be with seasonal allergies during harvest time.
Ooh, what state? I live in Nebraska.
Indiana.
I’ve never been to Indiana. Is it more interesting than Nebraska?
Indiana wants me.
Lord, I can’t go back there.
(Top that , earworm demons!)
WEll, I could stick you with the one I’ve had for three days now. I watched a Bond flick the other day, and can’t get the damned song out of my head. And no, it’s not the theme music.
Are you back?
You and Rooster are Bonding, eh?
*snork*
And sharing a cold between the two of us. I’m only here for a minute or two, then I’m gonna crawl back into bed and prepare for death. With company.
well… the hills are more rolling… and there are more trees, so you can’t see quite as far… other than that, not really.
Well, there’s sugar cream pie and corn dogs…
We have sweet corn and pot holes…
I’ll see your sweet corn and pot holes, and raise you some sand hills.
I’ll see your sand hills and raise you the ability to drive in the snow without freaking out
USA – Texan.
“They misunderestimated me!”
“Nucular”
“Strategery”
“Y’all”
Is English our first language? *shrugs*
I speak two languages. English, and bad english.
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
*blinks*
*starts to twitch*
*faints*
*fans with pretty Chinese fan*
Are you conshus, Leila? Better go get a fizzishun…
I feel a bit dazed but I think I am okay now. This fail is a little too much for me today…
*stashes pretty Chinese fan away*
I don’t really know if I’m counted among you failpeeps but anyway I’m not a native English speaker.
You’re counted. Number 628,189.
*squeeze*
Aww thanks!
*squeeze back*
Hey Sir brave ribin its me 5 eagles hello hello hello
Hello, hello, hello! Nice to meet you.
. . . . . . . . ..
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
There, there, Leila. *pat.pat*
Here, have a Vegee Spam Cookie™…
Spam…oooooooh, um, I don’t feel so …..
BLLLAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!
Sorry, I had blue M&Ms earlier.
Eat Skittles, sneeze the rainbow.
But not the ones in the hourglass!
Eeeeeek! Zombie Timothy Dexter on the loose!
*flees*
(Some assembly required.)
In west Philadelphia born and raised,
On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Really?
I’m just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Nah, but I’ll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool.
Hey, just like my avatar!
Suddenly…I want to go sing karaoke…
just chillin out, maxin’, relaxin’, bein all cool playin’ some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys that were up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood…
What happend to your sense of humor?
*looks under the couch, in the couch cushions etc.*
Nope… not here. But I did find 43 cents American… oh wait.. one Canadian quarter.
Hey! That’s my retirement money. Put it back or there will be no cake for you!!!!
*LongTimeNoSeeSqueezies*
*Sqeezes*
Okay… here you go. I’ll throw in my 2 cents also.
Are you asking for one too LGB? If so…*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
No, but I’ll take it.
(aiki accidentied his ‘u’)
I was just so happy to see him that I didn’t even notice his accidenty.
I was hoping that no one would notice that…
Glad I could be of service!
He’s Blue Too!
DItto!
Fido.
Dido.
Libido.
what’s a system? i don’t get it…
*sigh*
*guy*
What’s wrong with our education system? They don’t use Ditto Machines anymore.
Prepare to throw the switch….zap…. zap….. crackle…. pop…snap… boom..
….sizzle…..shaaaaboom……. and we have lights.
Stand by the main reactor.
okay… giving myself away as a relative newbie… how do you do the small text?
Type
after it.
(Take out the spaces I’ve indicated above.)
dang it!
View the source code. It will show you the HTML codes used for bold, italic, and small.
WOOHOO
(whoohoo)
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It’s the “pre” HTML tag. Good instructions on how to format in general can be found here: (remove the space between the Ts)
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Hold the monitor further away, take a photograph of the text, and then upload it.
I like the way you think Moomin. Lmao.
I don’t get the DITTO thing
When they first come off the machine you hold them up to your face and sniff.
You, are a genius.
*squeeze*
*flees*
*runs after the Moomin with de-flee powder*
Deftly done.
*squeeze*
*scooches*
Greetings to my favorite slingers of sarcasm and pornographic puns.
Greetings, Boppity. Come join us on the News Anchor fail.
To make this a sure win, the house next to “Ditto” should say, “What he said.” Now THAT’s original.
awesome!
haha epic win
Hahaha. Brilliant. Total win!
It’s photoshopped.
Ditto? that’s a fail. It is latin: dito – with ONE t
Not in English. For whatever reason.
The spirit duplicator was invented in 1923 by Wilhelm Ritzerfeld. The best-known manufacturer in the United States was Ditto Corporation of Illinois, hence that name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto_machine
damn i’ve seen that you have it in english with double t !?!?!
Good, that’s sorted out.
I am SO gonna decorate my house like the one on the right this year!!! xDD
ditto is a a name of a poke’mon that shapeshifts or copies other things.
not sure if that is what the guy ment though
The spirit duplicator was invented in 1923 by Wilhelm Ritzerfeld. The best-known manufacturer in the United States was Ditto Corporation of Illinois, hence that name.
Look up “Ditto Machine” in Wikipedia (the link is waiting for moderation in another post).
And yes, they named the Pokemon after the copying machine, not the other way around.
Shopped. This is a house in my city and the family does big things, and on their guesthouse next door they put “Noel” On the outside.
Nice x-mas lights!
Thank you Ditto Guy for inspiring me! When I decorate my house from now on, it shall be like yours in every way. No more breakng my back over Christmas decorations!
That’s awesome!
Nice way to save on buying Christmas lights!
Best way ever to conserve electricity.
LOL WIN INDEED!!
win =/= fail
this is one of the best LOLs ever seen on failblog! LOL WIN!!!
that house looks like the one used for the wizards in winter synced christmas light thing.. lol
That’s actually a fail- they’re using way more electricity than they need to by putting the lights up so early…
Actually they’re using way more electricity than they need to by putting the lights up AT ALL.
I prefer the days when Fail Blog was mostly made of fail. Now it’s 40 to 50 percent Win. This picture is a complete fail and would have been labeled as a fail in the past.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA