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I like the part where the candy store sign displays prices and product names which also have a double entendre sexual meaning.
Cheaper than my local brothel, I’ll take both.
both of those three? You might need a potato after
from a homeopathic remedy book – “try a crushed garlic suppository. fierce heat followed by soothing warmth”
“Crushed Garlic Suppository” would be a great name for a punk rock band.
Or a song ♫ Your love, Is like a crushed garlic suppo-sitory♪
“(…) I don’t want it, because it is smelly and unsavoury”?
Like my grandma.
First!
Looks like you get a $.50 discount on the threesome. And, apparently, candy!
to get the taste out
Money is no longer an excuse!
Cash in advance please. You owe me $6.50.
Do I need to tip? Do I need to pay taxes? (those things always confuse me, you know)
Depends where we do it, sweetie. In the States we’ll need to tip at least 20% , but we don’t pay tax for services. In Madrid no tip, but services are taxed at 16%. Plus we need to convert to euros.
Maybe we should consult an accountant?
You are right. I think we need more candidates, honey.
Well, my second husband isn’t blonde, nor is he an accountant. I’m going to need more husbands.
Well, my ex girlfriend is blond-ish and she knows how to use accountability software. But she works in euros. Maybe we should look for candidates outside of our exes pool.
I think we’re going to need a Venn diagram for this.
Good idea. Send me your set and I will work on the intersection.
Hmmm… My “set” will be there on the 12th, and so will I. We can intersect then.
Hmmm, how big is that set we are talking about?
My set is 36C. Have you forgotten already? Fickle man.
C is for Chicks?
Calle. Me llaman…
Well….I’m not actually an accountant, but. . . .
I’ll be the judge of those
*goes around the corner with granny*
*flashes DD’s*
*comes back around the corner with a strange smile*
*is well impressed*
*can’t not smile*
You are going to be all over this fail GCF. Good morning.
*Pays $20*
*jumps out the box*
*claps*
*gives Aja and MNM the clap* (sorry)
*Jumps out the Granny*
eeeep! forgot about you after the last threesome! look at my cake! its ruined!
*MC Hammer slides out the building*
*snail-slides after*
(Interrupting text) teehee
apparently it really is a sales gimmick.. (i saw this stall in Vivocity, a local mall in Singapore.)
i can confirm this, some sour candy stall
I’d like to point out the small text at the top: “Softie in my lollie”
FISRT
*lollies*
That looks like good value for a Long Thing. It’s substantially cheaper than the offers I keep receiving via e-mail.
you need to check your spam settings or send me your email address
My kind of candy store! I’ll take both, please.
in the bum
Does it make me juvenile that I giggled?
No, I think we all did.
Maybe they sell LOL-i-pops here.
they practically force themselves upon you
Does anyone notice the “long thing” in the kids mouth in the top corner?
Yeah, It’s a candy bar… What did you think it was?
looks like he could suck a jaw-breaker through a hosepipe
I’ll take you to the granny shop
Will I get to lick the gran-pop?
it looks more like a candy cane, but ok
sugar makes my ass hurt
Too much like a grater?
No, Sugar, his pet gerbil.
He gets into a fight with Lemmiwinks.
take the magic helmet torch to help you find your way
don’t turn back lemmiwinks get out of this man so gay
OMG… do people not look at what they write? Funny! haha
Yu could send these to Leno for his headlines segment!
I SAW THIS AT VIVO! it made me shit myself in laughter, needless to say!!
made you look didn’t they? haha good gimmick…. their candy’s pretty good actually…
Mustash rides FREE.
Anpu gets his threesomes for free.
I already have 1 long thing, I guess I’ll take a threesome.
It’s funny, but it’s not fail since it is intentional.
This wasn’t a mistake for sure.
you are just sick minded
Helping to fight inflation on all fronts.
i count this as a WIN no achully FULL BLOWN WIN
Such a deal!
I don’t really know what that ‘long thing’ is! Does it refer to some long bread or what?
May I have 3 long things please?
This is a win…sigh Failblog is failing too often now.
“Hurr…hurr….if it’s funny IT’S A FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!!!!!”
It is probably some type of long candy lolipop, it is a candy store
That’s the goddam’d Loch Ness Monster, that wants to have tree-fiddy!!!!
OMG I WENT HERE ITS AT VIVO CITY, SINGAPORE!!
lol, yeah its in singapore, i think it was liquorice
According to my calculations, one threesome involves 2. 85714 long things.
You get a discount on the third long thing.
You get a discount on the third long thing.
I would say pretty successful. They did manage to get themselves here.