Thanks, my friend. *squeeze*
I am still entangled in a web of my own confounded device, but hope to Fail even more soon enough. Hehe. *squeeze* (I really miss everyone tremendously.)
You people got it all wrong.. you bump into the first aid kit, get unconscious, fall on the floor with your mouth open and all the pills and band aids and even those little scissors pour into your mouth. Honestly.. am I the only one who watches tv?
The next time someone disagrees about the Idiocracy coming, I’ll punch him in the face. Really. Why did we not stick to wars and exterminated ourselves. Because this here is worse than extinction.
Never said it wasn’t without certain side effects… on the bonus, you don’t have to worry about getting hair in the cut, since the duct tape rips it all off.
First aid kits on walls can be very dangerous… like at the school where my wife teaches… they have a defibralator in a wooden box on the wall in the gym… one of the school staff people was sitting underneath it for a rally in the gym, and stood up right into the box… gave himself a nice concussion.
One guy on our risk management team used to go around flailing about things on top of the cabinets; books or files on top of the eye-level cabinets were a safety hazard, he said. We couldn’t figure out why. So we laid him off. Hee!!
Wow, I got quite a hefty raise for taking on the role of Safety Manager at my company and pointing out things like that. Of course, I don’t “flail” about them. =P
People kept hitting their heads on the box?
Scissors. Deadly scissors.
I see, so not people trying to strangle folks with bandages then?
They needed to keep it out of reach of the zombies…
oooooh attack of the mummy?
Sometimes placement is key!
On purpose. One has to wonder…
Wheeeeee!
You’re back?
Well… yes/no, sorta/kinda… we hope for the best, but plan for… the best! Haha! (Not sure)
Welcome back anyways. Hope you can stick around for a while.
*squeeze*
Thanks, my friend. *squeeze*
I am still entangled in a web of my own confounded device, but hope to Fail even more soon enough. Hehe. *squeeze* (I really miss everyone tremendously.)
theres Obongos health care plan
Maybe it was nailed poorly.
At least you could bandage yourself after hurting yourself on said hazard
But then you cut yourself when cutting the bandage!
followed by Antiseptic in the eyes, and a band aid wax?
Almost, you choke on the bandaids
….so where does the eyebath come into this?
In between the second cut and the bandaid choke
I would assume Antiseptic in the eyes would need to be washed out? Don’t put rubbing alcohol in your eyes. Ouchy!
You people got it all wrong.. you bump into the first aid kit, get unconscious, fall on the floor with your mouth open and all the pills and band aids and even those little scissors pour into your mouth. Honestly.. am I the only one who watches tv?
Are you speaking from past experience?
All those dangerous First Aid kits. We can’t have that, they did the right thing removing it.
I heard a first aid kit murdered three people in texas.
It hopped on the bus to Alabama, leaving behind only a note that said “The first aid kit was removed from the wall”.
4rd
Ford?
My Badger has a Fantastic!
Found On Road Dead
(but they were invisible, so no one knew.)
nice one.
they also removed the fire exits because in the event of a fire there was a risk of people being crushed running towards them.
Thats how they roll! keepin’ yo fools from getting hurt
The public are mindless sheep. We need to protect people from themselves.
That random pic looks like a swastika.
peace and good luck all round then …
What a paradox. You can just feel the universe disintegrating.
Entropy, my friend. Entropy.
You’ve been reading too much into that Dick.
The next time someone disagrees about the Idiocracy coming, I’ll punch him in the face. Really. Why did we not stick to wars and exterminated ourselves. Because this here is worse than extinction.
Need any help?
Uhmm…
Never mind.
(How do you do the small text?)^
Hmm… blogmonster ate my comment.
Probably had jam on it.
(no spaces between brackets and what’s in between them)
*looks very silly*
Good morning all! Hey I cut myself and need a bandage anyone got one?
No bandages, but I’ve got some Duct Tape…
Owww buts ot hurts when I rip it off!
Never said it wasn’t without certain side effects… on the bonus, you don’t have to worry about getting hair in the cut, since the duct tape rips it all off.
Now that’s true. At work we use masking tape for bandages they stop the bleeding quick and they don’t fall off. We call them carpenters band aids.
Safty first – dying later
Safety THIRD! geesh
Comic Sans was removed from the author’s fonts because it posed a sanity hazard.
it could have fallen
The notice is a lie?
Yes the first aid kit is actually on the floor below the notice.
First aid kits on walls can be very dangerous… like at the school where my wife teaches… they have a defibralator in a wooden box on the wall in the gym… one of the school staff people was sitting underneath it for a rally in the gym, and stood up right into the box… gave himself a nice concussion.
Lol, first aid should just be left there so we can laugh at these kinds of knuckleheads!
That’s the third time someone bumped into the First Aid kit.
I second that.
I third that.
Those first aid kits are a death trap.
The fails are getting uh… failer. Great job.
Is that from the same building as the fire extinguisher from earlier? Oó
Sadly, no…
do not mock me, i have a first aid kit and im not afraid to use it.
I LOVE YOU BABIESS YOUR SOO SEXIII
Should princesses be locked in the tower and made to wear a high buttoned collar?
Then wouldn’t the wall be a safety hazard? People kept walking into it last time I saw…
Irony win! XD
One guy on our risk management team used to go around flailing about things on top of the cabinets; books or files on top of the eye-level cabinets were a safety hazard, he said. We couldn’t figure out why. So we laid him off. Hee!!
Wow, I got quite a hefty raise for taking on the role of Safety Manager at my company and pointing out things like that. Of course, I don’t “flail” about them. =P
All I have is this sticky note that reads, “injury”.
Where to find the 6th thumbs-up?
what happened to the second aid kit?
Removing the First Aid Kit because it posed a safety hazard?! Total disgrace!!
Total carnage and treachery! What else would we use if someone gets injured?
That’s so Frikin wierd