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Cheezburger Company Blog
OMZ That’s Epic
Second!!111!!!
And indeed a big win!
This is so epic win!
ur not second, those are first 3:
1 ‘MUFFINZ!!!:D says: November 2, 2009 at 7:01 am’
2 ‘Mads says: November 2, 2009 at 7:03 am’
3 ‘Deaddoggy says: November 2, 2009 at 7:05 am’
‘Yellowpikmin says: November 2, 2009 at 7:05 am’
YOU FAIL AT TIME!
*tsk-tsk-tsk* … that is sooo snaad….
*tsk-tsk-tsk* … that is sooo a win for me….
No, dear, it’s sooo sad that you a) actually took the time to type all of that and b) corrected the troll who said it in the first place.
No, dear,
a) i copied it (&i had too much time)
b) i hate trolls
a) Obviously.
b) You may very well “hate trolls,” but your remark was troll-ish inandof itself.
but ur remark was like a brittain, and brittains are lots worse then trolls.
Oh yeah, brittish are trolls, but theyre the stupidest.
oh, u don’t have to say anythin about that? i win
No. You’re boring.
Yes, you’re a winner all right.
Anyway… who really wants to win the race where the reward is being hit by the FailBus?
did you use a hand towel to clean your mess up after typing that, snaaaaad?
So if a blind guy walks into a nightclub with dark shades, people will mock him? There is no justice in this world..
But if they just point and stare, he’ll never know.
… And justice is blind, don’tcha know.
True justice is when a pidgeon poop on another pidgeon.
Some days you’re the pidgeon… some days you’re the statue…
and then there is the statue cleaner…
And other people say they have to deal with cr@p all day long…
Shitty job.
Defiantly for the birds.
Smells fowl too.
Another chicken-$hit job if you ask me.
*golf craps*
Wouldn’t that hurt???
*LGBsqueeze*
Took me awhile to find it…
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/26/awareness-fail/#comment-654226
*specialskaweezysqueezefordabuttacow*
not gonna ask what a golf crap is, no sirree bob.
Just skip the ninth hole is all I can say…
Use rubber gloves to get the ball out.
what the heck.
PRUT
Zeg dat wel.
YAY! Nederlanders, w00t!
Dat bord is neukend episch!
t
This means you Kanye.
He wears those Venetian blinds on his eyes. He can filter out the sun as necessary.
*makes note to find pull cord*
Just don’t pull the long pink thing.
*blargh
*blaaaaaargh* +1
Ok, third time’s a charm!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5681327&vk=2yZ%2fQidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3%2fcPg2b6nsReX
Ok that’s it, we definitely need a new cheezburger site for these sorts of things. Perhaps one called “first kill all the lawyers” (Shakespeare’s words not mine)
*Raises hand*
Can we not destroy the ones I work with, I need the money.
What do you mean ‘No UV protection’?!
There’s a lawsuit right there!
*also raises hand*
Skip my firm, too, please!
What about this one? (I was busy doing nothing today.)
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2792440320
Any reason for the space in between the two t’s in http?
Stops comment from being moderated…
What he said. *sigh*
I’m tempted to break the blog now though.
Is there a reason you don’t put them in your clicky?
Didn’t let me. Kept eating my comments.
Aah, it must have a craving for jam-filled comments!
So jam, these are pics you’ve submitted? Excellent! hope to see them up here soon!
Yeah, I got bored today. Had them sitting around for a while.
You should be celebrating Dia de Muertos (Day of the Dead). I’m sure ZA is.
I’ve spent enough time around my own blood this weekend without having to fake it with ketchup.
Not to be confused with Halloween, although no coincidence they’re almost the same date.
But… what’s this about blood? Accident? Everything OK?
Yes, I’m fine. Thank you.
Couple of stitches in my finger is all.
*shakes fist at pumpkins*
Ouch! Do you keep a first aid kit on your wall for these situations?
That turned out to be a safety hazard.
She also had to remove the fire extinquisher…
Makes sense that he’d be a vampire. He sucks the
talentblood out of all those around him as his own is hollow and nonsustaining.I wish more people would catch on!
I wish catch would more people on
I catch wish on more would people!
I wish you people would piss off…
*high fives teff7*
*Smiles smugly*
I wish more people would catch piss
pwnt
FRIST!
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
and you are as cool as those sunglasses
8)
*zooomysqueezy*
LGB squaweeeezy
Epic win.
Thats a epic advertisement win IMHO!
What a typical engrish t:roll: comment.
Dangit!
I think you meant to say t
, BSR.
That’s right. At least I’ve learned something new
.
*replaces ‘ed’ with ‘t’*
Or
I could just remove ‘ve’ instead
*can’t make up his mind*
*head desk*
Whoa, I’m not feeling too well…
*becomes unconscious*
*places poofy pillow under BSR’s head*
*puts up “Do Not Disturb” sign*
*places 8) on BSR so he’ll look cool*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love that, can’t do the faces here though
Try this website, zooomy:
ht tp://www.k-director.com/blog/text-codes-for-wordpress-smiley-faces-emoticons/
will do, but I think it is the security here won’t let you download anything…
THANKS MOM, er, well you know what I mean!
No problem, punkin’. Now, run along and play nice with the other bloggers…
8)
Who turned out the lights?
Who who who turned out the lights (sung to Who let the dogs out)
“The sun never sets when you’re cool”.
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
~Jack Nicholson
I wear dark sunglasses at night
so I can so I can
without my eyeballs being seen. …
this is true
Well, every belief system has to start with a foundation. Yours is pretty straightforward, I’d say.
LOL iv seen this at a night club!!!
Yes, Bowser, you would’ve HAD to see this sign in a nightclub.
Yesterday I had dinner with my family, yesterday.
Did you eat while you were having dinner?
No, but we had dinner while we ate.
Did you dine in the room where you eat dinner?
Nope. We were in the dining room.
Did you drink what you drank?
huh… I thought everyone gathered in the kitchen at parties.
At my house, the laundry room is party central!
Nothing beats sitting on the washing machine at a sex party, eh?
W-w-w-w-h-h-o-o-a-a-y-e-e-a-a-h-h!
is that CLEAN sex then?
Well, if it’s good and off-balance and you find the right corner. . .
Well, hey, Arthur. . .sex with your washing machine is good clean fun and non-penetrative sex. LOL, my parents definitely did not teach me that one! Waiting makes you creative.
Is it a top load or a high efficiency machine?
Or should we all just bleach our eyes at this thought?
Don’t get agitated sauerkraut. . .
LOL. . .at the baby shower I threw this past Saturday, I spent most of my time in the kitchen instead of the crowded living room. It was easier to have quality time with a few in there. Everybody pitched in and it went so well! I did wish Ry could have made the cake, though. I think about you guys offline, see!
*squeezie squeezie squeezie*
I think this is from the UK, the font and wording are similar to the warnings you get on cigarette packets here.
Or Canada… but then they’d need a gruesome photo to go with it.
and cue Kanye…
Have never heard “gruesome” associated with Canadians before. Some fights at hockey games get ugly, but other than that…
I guess you’ve never seen a pack of Canadian smokes, eh? The bleeding gums pic is my favourite. There was also a band from Montreal in the 80′s called The Gruesomes.
Nice double reference, then!
Reference WIN!
*squeezyMRN*
Did you dress-up for Halloween?
Ah we have those on our ciggie packs here as well. The leg with gangrene is pretty cool, but the women with mouth cancer is a favourite. The best bit is there are TV ads to go with them so you get to see brains cut open as the anuerism bursts (blood everywhere) also the ad where they’re squeezing crap out of a persons arteries is oddly fascinating.
Is it wrong that I am not squeamish about this sort of stuff “:twisted:”
Of course not. Squeamish people are irritating.
gruesome and canadians… celine dion? ben johnson? the woman who was snacked on by coyotes over in nova scotia last week.
this picture makes my eyes bleed out of amusement…
Only two kinds of people that wear sunglasses at night: A**holes and blind people. Which are you?
♪ I wear my sunglasses at night! ♫
*squeeze*
GMTA, Ms B!
*squeeze!*
I couldn’t remember the line after So I can, so I left it.
I had to google it.
Who is that behind those Foster Grants?
Ooops! Forgot…
*squeezes Ms B & Gracie*
*bluesqueezes*
Gracie sandwich!
*squeeze!
*Spreads arms wide for a big GracieJudyMsBSqueeeeeze*
I hope Monday’s treating everyone OK.
So far, so good for me! You, Scotty?
Well, I’ve gotten coffee, so things are looking up!
*includes GS in the squeeze*
It’s getting better now.
Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
The rest of my life begins today
I can has ***GracieJudyMsBScotty Squeeezies***?
*braces for the lol speak lectures*
both.
*runs into column*
Oops, didn’t see that there!
Take of your sunglasses, dear.
There now, that’s better.
Have a cookie.
*gives Judy an extra “f”*
*nomnomnom*
Yum! Thanks, Judy!
You’re welcome!
Then I won’t ask you who “dl” is, you fiend!
… da blog musta blarged …
“DL” is for Def Leppard, my all-time favorite band!
Ooooh, I know what you mean! I went through a Def Leppard phase myself. It was loud.
Yup. That’s one of the things I like about them!
you are a pillar of strength, Ms. B.
♫I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Watch you weave and breathe your story lines♪
♫She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molasses,♪
♫but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses.♫
♫ I’m not the kind of guy
who dresses like a king.
And a really fine pair of shades
means everything
And the light that blinds my eyes
shines from you.
It makes me come in the night
It makes me swim with delight
I like this pain, I like this mirror
I like these shades. . . ♫
♪ Things are going great!
And they’re only getting better.
Doing alright,
Getting good grades.
My future’s so bright
I gotta wear shades! ♫
great… now I’m left wondering if she has legs. …
I think i look pretty sharp with my dark glasses on.
How come is it so quiet on the blog today?
Shhhhhh. . . everyone’s sleeping in. . . work.
(It is, after all, Monday.)
Shhh! We’re trying to sleep.
JINX!!!
Oops, Judy jinxed herself.
“Judy, Judy, Judy.”
*squeeze*
Sorry you should have had the hono(u)rs. My bad.
I’m not clear on the rules for jinx. Didn’t Judy jinx me or was it my comment posting before hers that jinxed Judy?
if you get jinxed, you must pay for the next round.
Jinx is up to whoever calls it first and who you call it on, but she called it on her own post, thereby jinxing herself. My faux pas was entering in when you
were the other party, and had first dibs on removing the jinx.
My apologies.
No blood, no foul.
I’ll drink to that. Who is buying?
She should have replied to your comment with the JINX, and we’ll go over the Jinx rules at our next meeting. In the meantime Emp released her of her self imposed jinx and therefore no one owes anyone a coke.
My bad! I saw that as soon as I posted it.
I’ll be sure to attend the next meeting.
In MY meantime, have some cookies!
*proffers tray of peanut butter blossoms*
Ahhh, I see.
*Puts Ray-Bans back on*
*Opens Trapper-keeper and makes note*
*Slouches in chair and lets girl sign his Denim jacket*
*Eats some cookies*
*finds some rhinestone shades*
*wheels out cart of delicious alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages*
Is this where the party’s at?
Shhhhh!
MMMMMFFFF!
Bwahaha! Now you can’t talk until somebody says “Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org!"
.
Wait…
*squeeze*
*Suddenly feels all sleepy*
ZZZZzzzz
Ooooh! It’s a sleepover!
*drags in blankets and pillows*
*plops on floor*
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
*fluffs the poofy pillow she gave BSR up there ^*
*tiptoes away*
*just barely manages to mumble thnksszzz*
* sneaks in tickle powder *
*Puts pocket watch away*
s.
Good, when you awake you will cluck three times whenever someone
Now when I count to three you will awake. One. . .two. . .three.
cluck cluck cluck
Oh hello there! Uh… what just happened? I cant remember anything…
*Snickers*
*puts clock near BSR’s head*
*sets alarm for o’dark thirty*
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
You tit! I was so scared I solied my armor!
Grrr soiled that is.
GET UP MAGGOTS. Another day on the fail blog is another day on the farm. You will type and you will be a unit.
LMAO 5 eagles!!!
The line from Aliens 3?
Drop and give me 5 push-ups LGB NOW YOU HEAR ME NOW.!!!
*drops*
.
*falls asleep*
*slides pillow under LGB and lovingly tucks in under a blanket*
She does look cute when she sleeps, eh Deepitheart?
Oh my god! LOVE this sign. Where was this in the 80′s??????
Shades at night were the least of the fashion atrocities of the 80′s.
Hey! My parachute pants are awesome!
So is my mullet and my mustache.
My Bee Gees cassette is still not worn.
My acid wash jeans still fit like a glove and look Sex-ay!
and what would you wear it with 5 eagles?
Misunderstood the question, something we wear! I will have to think about that far…. wait valour shirt?
Glad I wasn’t born yet.
Oh. Glad THAT got cleared up. I was thinking it gave the true impression of being an idiot.
The two are not mutually exclusive. Aspiring idiots can be both.
i cant see this pic, im wearing very dark shades.
Did you say something? I can’t hear you, I’m too cool.
Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.
~Corey Hart
Corey had lots of heart.
I haven’t got the hart to tell him he’s not cool…
Oh deer me.
This should be on Engrish, not failblog. What a terrible sentence.
Um, no.
FAIL.
its a Diesel commercial, they are everywhere in DK!
“Because when you’re cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day!”
Actually, I have prescription sunglasses, and if I fail to plan ahead, I’m sometimes caught after dark without my regular glasses. So, I might be faced with seeing things slightly darker – or not at all.
Epic fail for douches world wide!
You wash your eyeballs with masengill?
who doesn’t?? they’re as fresh and natural as ever!
Epic and cool win.
HEY! Thats in Akureyri in Iceland! I’ve seen that one too! NICE
Lool!
And wear dark shades wawing internet??
LOLZZZZ…
Haha.
flashing lights…. pupils
I’m Doctor Fishcake and I approve this message.
i love u
How epic…:3 its true tho it does give that impression.
wow nice lol
oh shit!!! what i am going to do with my dark clothes now?