I would ask you to repeat that in comprehensible, sane English, but, seeing as you are a mindless, robotic troll, one would ima gine you wouldn’t have the mental capacity to.
Actually, General, he accidentally left out one letter, and was making a satirical remark regarding how many Fails include the misspelling of loser as looser. One would think that a man of your “mental capacity” wouldn’t flip out on someone, calling them a “mindless, robotic troll” because they made one typo. By your standards, YOU are a “mindless, robotic troll” (ima gine). But, no offense. It was just pretty thoughtless of you.
“It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.”
This is actually a hotel in my hometown of Gothenburg, Sweden. Sad to say I don’t live there right now, so I can’t check whether they have corrected it or not. It houses a big guitar show every spring.
…no, not really, but I ima gine it would probably be torn off its base by the time the tornado reaches it, so I guess my simile doesn’t really work. Damn.
Incredible, this is almost exactly as in the cartoon short “Larry and Steve” which showed on Cartoon Network in 1996 and was the first step of what would later become Family Guy – except that in Larry and Steve it’s the Q letter that falls.
I wound up staying at a Motel 6 recently that had a guy tossing his lunchbucket in the parking lot when I got back after checking in and the counter in the bathroom had scratches like someone was cutting coke. No blood though, I guess you had found it.
This is a hotel in my hometown Gothenburg (Göteborg). It’s not photoshoped. It happend after a storm and it’s fixed now. The hotel is located by a river and “the river” (älva’) in Swedish is pronounced the same way as “11″ (elva) in Swedish.
Svenskar är bättre än jänkar! Ni suger så hårt!!!
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Not really a fail, the hotel is obviously abandoned if you look inside
There’s a crane inside!
This is a swedish hotell. You can find it i Gothenburg and it is not abandoned.
It’s a hotel in Sicka, Nacka, Sweden.
It’s not abandoned, i work there.
loser
WINNER !!!
@ts6788
loser is write with 2 o
nub
I would ask you to repeat that in comprehensible, sane English, but, seeing as you are a mindless, robotic troll, one would ima gine you wouldn’t have the mental capacity to.
Actually, General, he accidentally left out one letter, and was making a satirical remark regarding how many Fails include the misspelling of loser as looser. One would think that a man of your “mental capacity” wouldn’t flip out on someone, calling them a “mindless, robotic troll” because they made one typo. By your standards, YOU are a “mindless, robotic troll” (ima gine). But, no offense. It was just pretty thoughtless of you.
If one’s reader requires a decoder ring to understand one’s message then one is a 0.
I believe the General was referring to the first post on this thread from the supposed t
if bondsfan was thoughtless, how does a person describe your rant?
flopculture
First!
I thought it was a bug with the system that the comments are so late…
where the f*** is gracie’s bat when one needs it?
:/
HOE
TEL
No no no, you’ve got it all wrong!
The hotel is in London, so its spelt how it’s pronounced.
kw-al-i’eeh oh-’el
They obviously didn’t have any ‘ in stock.
Middle!
Not no more you ain’t, bub!
FAKE!
maaaan…a bad one…
are you sure it’s not photoshopped?
first?
surely you jest.
The sign must have been set up by C0ckney builders.
They’ve thought ahead though. See the crane in the reflection? They’re ready to pick it up and put it back on the building when it finally falls.
I thought that the cranes were busy rebuilding the previous 10 Quality ‘otels, which have already collapsed.
Damn these lousy architects! Good thing that our banks are … nevermind.
*picks way through all the trolls*
*SQUEEEEZE!!!*
Heh!
*just got on myself squeezes*
You got on yourself? Stop being so hard on yourself!
*hears the far-off asplosion of yet another innuendo machine*
*squeezes*
*thanks for handling that for me squeezie back*
*mysteriously squeezes AA and DW at the same time*
*goes back to grading*
Woop!
*goes back to waiting*
I see that FAIL blog hasn’t fallen back.
Well, you better be done in time for The Next Iron Chef!
“It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.”
*goes looking for Swedish girls with huge … tracts of land*
Make sure the prince does not leave this room until I come and get him.
they are busy drinking belgian coffee at hovels in amsterdam.
No collapsing the hotels!
u r unsafe.. you must be eliminated..
*EPIC SQUEEZE*
Apparently the ‘H’ is silent.
Same for LMAO.
*watches as the ‘H’ falls just as someone opens the door*
CLONK!!
*winces*
Silent…but deadly.
‘Orrific!
‘Ow so?
This is actually a hotel in my hometown of Gothenburg, Sweden. Sad to say I don’t live there right now, so I can’t check whether they have corrected it or not. It houses a big guitar show every spring.
Of course you can check! You don’t have to live there to go back. C’mon! We’ll be waiting on a future Fail – probably a penis fail of some sort.
Not likely. Arthur has already had his quota for this decade.
Arthur’s busy reading Marx backwards. He likes a happy beginning.
And here I thought anthing involving penises is an automatic win..
y?
maybe got roaches!!!!!!!!!!
quality size
It’s across the street from HOT L BALTIMORE.
Good Lord! You remember THAT crappy show.
Safety third, quality eleventh.
This one goes to 11.
As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
The first hotel to have an indoor crane.
The guests crane their necks to look at it, wondering what might fall next. Then they yell, “Whooop!”
*cough*
*sees a daisy, takes pic, sends*
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotel, check out the enclosed instruction book.
first !
AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!
*runs screaming from the room, arms flailing in the air like a windmill in a tornado*
Have you ever seen a windmill flail in a tornado?
…no, not really, but I ima gine it would probably be torn off its base by the time the tornado reaches it, so I guess my simile doesn’t really work. Damn.
Depends on the windmill and on the tornado. Small tornado + solid windmill = good simile.
I wonder where this Quality otel 11 is. How good quality otels do they sell?
I’ve been looking for a good quality otel.
Incredible, this is almost exactly as in the cartoon short “Larry and Steve” which showed on Cartoon Network in 1996 and was the first step of what would later become Family Guy – except that in Larry and Steve it’s the Q letter that falls.
I wonder if I should stay here tonight?
As long as you don’t stay there!
Well, of course! The other ten got all the good signs.
Then what do you think happened to thirteen?
it became unlucky.
FAIL1, lol
will become a motel
will become an ‘otel
They might have just placed it wrong. I mean, it’s not easy to put an H next to a O.
Molecule humor!
try not to go polar… just bond the H to the O and you’ll have enough to take a bath.
Photoshop WIN!
yes, absolutely.
ahah nice
if this is the quality hotel, i would hate to see what the tawdry one looks like
Welcome to Faulty Towers Hotel… or was it Fourty Towels, of Fa lty Tow r ?
brilliant.
I stayed at a “Quality Inn” once. There were bloodstains on the wall by the lightswitch. When we told the front desk, their response was, “And?”
I wound up staying at a Motel 6 recently that had a guy tossing his lunchbucket in the parking lot when I got back after checking in and the counter in the bathroom had scratches like someone was cutting coke. No blood though, I guess you had found it.
Hey, they never said it was GOOD quality!
This is a hotel in my hometown Gothenburg (Göteborg). It’s not photoshoped. It happend after a storm and it’s fixed now. The hotel is located by a river and “the river” (älva’) in Swedish is pronounced the same way as “11″ (elva) in Swedish.
Svenskar är bättre än jänkar! Ni suger så hårt!!!
Ah, göttebosshumor änna!
Nothing says Quality like a Good Sign
It’s the cousin of Fawlty Towers
Haha Fail! Maybe the “un” fell out.