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Handle with care.
Or you might spill your load.
whoops! Got some on my pants!
Cum now, we can talk about this politely
You said a nasty word
oops:
Do you like cream in your coffee???
Nothing like a cup of morning wood to start your day
Don’t you think that was a bit premature?
The thought never crossed my mind
first
Handle with care.
Or you might spill your load.
whoops! Got some o-…
Seriously? I have to be the guy who can’t capitalize the first word in a sentence?
I feel unclean.
*rolls into a ball on the floor, shivering and muttering quietly to himself*
“whoops!” isn’t really a sentence, so you might get away with a less severe penalty. How about 10 Hail Marys (Maries?) and wearing your underwear backwards for a week?
Nonsense! The full penalty for not capitalising a sentence is:
*unravels scroll*
10 Hail Marys, 6 recitings of the Lord’s Prayer, drinking 2 glasses of water in 10 seconds, and reading Karl Marx’s Das Kapital backwards. Yes, the whole thing.
But isn’t “Whoops!” an….errrrr.. ejaculation?
omg its an interjection thingy…
Is it true that when you read Marx backwards it says Lenin is dead?
Let’s try. Xram. Hmmm. No.
I thought he meant Groucho Marx.
*waggles eyebrows*
you rang?
by the way … do you know you’re ringing?
LMAO
I won’t. But thanks.
no, it says xraM
I have failed in that I did not read previous comments. I hang my failed head in failed shame.
Yours Failidly,
…
At least you can see your own failness. So many fail to do that.
Merry X-ray to all, and to all, a good dental plan!
HAHAHAHA I was laughing for a good 5 minutes pretty damn hard when I read this! What else is in that scroll?
damn i fail.
You still came and commented though.
failed by 4 minutes..
I think the failure began a looong time before four minutes ago…
Was a bit premature.
And very unexpected.
premature articulation?
roflmao.
That comment is win.
However ‘roflmao’ is fail. Mayo on a roll laughing the flaw off.
no sugar in mine thanks!
I also wouldn’t want cream in mine, especially if I’m not sure exactly what kind of “cream” it is. (Does that picture on the coffee cup look like what I think it looks like?)
I’ll take mine black.
thank you forever
Does that say, “ED TMI”?
If your caffiene high lasts more than 4 hours, should you see a doctor?
anyone with caffeine in their cream needs to see a doctor.
pronto.
That cup must be expensive.
I would buy it just for the penis, but I still can’t work what it was spposed to be….
Also, what the heck is that coming out of it??
)
( The flipper like thing on the side
I have an inkling that that drawing is supposed to be a teapot/coffeepot with a spout, and the white thing is the lid handle. Or something like that.
Also, given the Dutch connection, it seems likely that the other interpretation is not accidental. That’s just the way they hang, in the Netherlands.
No it’s a action from a coffee company, there are around 30 different types of that cup, they drink really good though…
…but they make the coffee a little salty, sometimes kind of garlicky.
I know….I was talking about the cups, not the coffee…:P
So was I.
They’re hung like teapots?
I’m going to claim that I was inferring they are warm and refreshing and will perk you right up.
*writes a note to his lawyers to that effect*
I LOLd on this one
Should I be flattered or offended?
*feels perky*
Perky thanks you.
I would never knowingly offend the Dutch, Aja, lest my supply of chocolate covered coffee beans be interrupted.
Me neither. My supply of … ahem. Forget it.
Wooden shoes?
It’s indeed all natural, but that’s all I can tell you about it.
Dutch hooters?
Ohhh, Dutch Treat!
Yeah, just thinking about Dutch hooters makes my coffee mug hard.
what the he- i mean fu- i mean cra- i mean hay are you talking about???????????????????????
Weed, tits and phallic coffee mugs?
Wooden shoes and cardboard socks.
What the hay? Is that a common saying?
a dutch wife perhaps?
dutch weed?
I’m a little teapot,
short and hung,
this is my william,
this is how I’m hung.
We all want an expansive cup.
must be really nutritive
idiot
i agree with the ftacheerasassssaax
oooh cool picture
oooh really cool picture how’d you get it?
I dont know it just pops up.
you all suck
uh huh
*snickers*
Here we can witness what seldomly happens: A troll is accidentally almost nice to someone, but reconsiders quickly.
*snork*
almost.
I don’t.
*quickly calls the “two girls” to let them know the cup has been found*
*Insert sexual innuendo here*
*Inserts*
Ooh.
*appends*
-err missus.
*Ponders*
All three of us?
It’s from ”Douwe Egberts” a coffee brand…
The best part of waking up, is a penis ejaculating on your cup!
You might care to read the Sherlock Holmes stories, if you have not done so already. There is quite a lot of ejaculation contained therein.
are you sure that’s not just drippage?
I LOLd at this comment also!
I don’t know what to see in it! O_O
Don’t understand either…
a loving spoonful, perhaps?
do you want cream with your coffee?
Yes i do, I have brought my own thanks.
Yes please. Just a swallow.
Haha, typically Dutch:P
Why am I reminded of tulips?
no idea and I hope you never tell.
HAHAHA Douwe Egberts is so silly!
G rated only? Maybe I spend too much time at 4chan…
This cup is espacially for hot milk!
To bad we don’t have pictures of multiple angles of the cup so we could see what the picture was supposed to be. :/ I Googled some of the Douwe Egberts coffee cups and I didn’t get much of anything…
It’s supposed to be a teapot. There’s the spout on the left, and the handle on the lid on top.
and 10cc about to be collected thereon?
I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my spout…
I think it’s a tea pot, the flipper thing coming from the side being the spout. Just a guess tho
I Got some white liquid for your coffee, and it’s non-dairy
Given your name it must be snow.
Sorry Arthur, I don’t get your drift.
oh, that’s just cold. glacial even.
made my day
It’s a coffeepot people :p
They’re perfectly normal, it took me about 4 minutes to make anything sexual out of this. Don’t you have coffeepots in the US or something?
Congratulations, your mind isn’t (as) dirty as us.
i actually didnt even see the coffepot until i read this coment
Don’t you have penises in (wherever-it-is)?
LOL, I must agree. Even with the coffeepot explanation, I am having a VERY hard time seeing it that way. That’s one abstract “coffeepot,” “lid,” and “spout.”
none that look like coffee cups suffering from premature articulation.
I want it and I want it now. I could use it to serve my MIL when they come round for lunch.
hehehehe…I would serve my mil coffee in this cup also, but she would love it.
Yo MIL so fat she has a plural pronoun
The designer used to work times in Sex Shop !
Sorry for my bad english
Finally! A “it-looks-like-a-penis”-fail! I’ve been waiting for one of those for a decade.
A decade?! But that’s – that’s -
*head explodes*
… more than half. I know, I know.
*reassembles head*
Well, no, I didn’t – never mind, it’s not important.
*walks off, muttering*
it’s wrote d-e on the cup. for dick ejaculation
Teh white thing is the handle on the lid to the teapot, the spout is on the left
Oh I thought it was an ejaculating penis with an odd growth…
Wait, you mean penises aren’t supposed to have growths like that?
lol i didn’t see a teapot until someone mentioned it.
i actually never seen a teapot in nude color and with cum on the top.
Did he died?
No. Your sense of humour did.
*fires several rounds with Magnum 44 at macdougal, a la Dirty Harry*
I guess the punk wasn’t feeling lucky this time.
Where’s the teabag?
LOL WNG?
seeing as the “DE” logo is for Douwe Egberts (a Dutch coffee company) and given the notoriously liberal views of the Dutch as a whole, the similarity is probably intentional
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
OMg we have those at my work… now i have to find this one and show it to my sick minded co workers
Oh good god, what the hell are you thinking?! If that racist, bigoted group that calls themselves a “politcal party” was ever mentioned on FailBlog, I’d leave, whether they were marked as a fail or not! Those skinheads cannot, and will not, stain FailBlog with their poison!
You mean the British Nazi Party?
That’s so funny even Nick Griffin can’t deny it.
Aaaaand… GONE! Thanks Emily!
Poor Emily, has to work on a Sunday. I know the feeling…
Is there anything the FailBlog admin can’t do? They are simply wonderful!
damn… I miss all the fun.
Liquid Love.
Just a coffee-pot… we’ve got those cup’s and i have never saw the coffee-pot as a fail… you’re al sex maniacs
Awww… Thank you!
We do love being complimented like that!
And *Squeezie/Cuddle Puddle* Whores.
*squeezies to the fail peeps*
you make that sound as if it’s a bad thing.
whats it suppsed to be?
That’s got to be the most FAILed FAIL ever.
Not even a fail… must be hard up for real FAILs.
He said ‘hard’.
LOL!!!
That’s what she said
Nothin’ like a steaming cup o’ joe on a cool Fail morning…
I think you meant Joe, or possibly Joseph. Joey?
Joure!!!!1!
I seriously don’t get this one…
The fail is that the cup is chipped. Look, you can see it there, right at the bottom.
Jeez, guys, when I asked for a nice, stiff cup o’ joe, that really isn’t what I had in mind…
that is a fail a cup for sperm
Oh, wow… That’s a pretty sad fail right there…
So ture, don’t they know coffee mugs perform better uncircumcised.
*true*
ha ha ha…..it has arms!!!!
OHHH! it’s supposed to be a tea kettle! lol
i want to see the whole cup
cup made in china
seems fake to me, DE stands for Douwe Egberts and is a quality belgian coffee brand
Dutch as mentioned before.
But well I can understand Belgium to claim the brand…. We ‘ The Dutch’ claim Belgium.
This is fail-lic.
Well, you’ll never hurt for cream! (At least it’s not SUPPOSED to hurt…)
So they installed a word-filter, ey? Censorship … how pathetic.
censorship is practiced by governments, not by blog owners who decide what is or is not acceptable to their own tastes.
I think I found my new milk glass!
no choice but to swallow… sorry spitters..
I admit it, I’m a coffee addickt.
I think…. No, wait a second. Is that a? Oh shit..
That’s for guys who REALLY love their coffee.
What’s so wrong about a picture of a hair gel dispensor on a coffee mug. You guys are just so weird.
Remember the movie “There’s Something About Mary”.
And that time when he gets his coffee cup stuck in his zipper.
Oh, man. i recieve the punishment for not capitalizing a sentence, but what’s the punishment for starting a sentence with a conjunction?
i don’t see the fail in this?
NEVERMIND!
i just failed.
Coffee with milk? LOL
my penis.
is tiny and ceramic
wouldn’t this be a creamer win?
Good to the last drop!
I’m sorry, I just don’t see the fail here. I see a coffee/tea pot with a spout and steam shaped like hearts coming out. Am I supposed to be seeing a penis or something? Because that’s not what it looks like me.
I agree. I don’t understand this one either.
Don’t see it?!?! Have you ever actually SEEN a happy pen!s? Once you have, it’s kind of hard to miss in this pic!
Cream in your coffee? Why yes, just this morning.
It didn’t look like a teapot to me, it just looked weird and obscene. Imagine drinking from a cup like that! It’s a FAIL alright!
I’d drink from that.
If i poured the coffee myself to besure nobody had… erm, spiked it…
its the handle
I don’t possibly see how this can be unintentional.
I want that tea cup for when I have friends over. Wonder if they want cream in their tea…
It still is censorship, sauerkraut.
just not my cup of tea
you’re all wrong. That’s the container they give you at the clinic when you donate sperm.
I want to know what the hell that’s supposed to be!
OH my haha
BALLS
lol that’s the company where my dad works :p
you have to wonder what the artist was intending to make here because that just flat out looks like a penis.
This is actually not an fail.
This is on old style tea pot drawing on the tea cup.
lol is that cum
or just milk i cant tell
To settle this for once and for all:
The Dutch coffee brand Douwe Egberts made these coffee cups some years ago. It was a special line of cups with limited availability, and all type of modern famous artists had created the design for the cups. I believe they came in a six-pack.
This particular cup shows a penis, with several love symbols and some other ‘art-like’ crap. If you look closely you will find that the artist’s initials are written on the bottom where the penis is.
wtf is it suposed to be
I dun get it, sorry can someone explain it?
Omg Their so stupid at Douwe Egbert XD
OMG, I have that exact coffee cup! It designed by a Dutch painter/singer (I’m serious!). Can you believe I’ve never looked at it from that angle xD Now I feel stupid
FIRST!!!!!!