Robbery Fail
Hope your Halloween costume doesn’t FAIL like this one.
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*facepaintpalm*
Not too Sharpie.
Yeah, that’ll leave a marker.
They felt the police were tipped.
They were waiting for him behind the fountain.
The criminal thought they’d get away traveling inkcognito,
They may be in prison permanently.
The penitentiary.
That should nib their criminal tendencies in the bud.
I bet they were the highlight of the local police blotter.
Not brushed away easily.
They felt stupid.
Maybe then they’ll realize their plans aren’t well thought out.
Looks like the entire thing cap-sized on them.
They tried to erase away in their car but the police caught up while they were making a write turn.
They took Getting caught red handed to a whole new color.
You got that write.
How many writes does it take to write a wrong?
They probably had no inkling they might get caught.
White-out a chance…
Yes yes yes !!!
They probably went crayon back home to their mommas after posting bail
Hahaha, good one.
You mean “drawn out.”
I think this would make a great pilot for a television show.
Now they are marked for life with a criminal record.
Needs more paint
these rocket scientists should have stepped closer to the output port.
needs more cowbell
Drawn together.
Not exactly the best way to rob someone XD
This is Robin, the other bandit was supposed to be Batman.
They’re both marked men
If he’s very lucky, the marker will have worn off by the court date.
he will be marked forever.
It’ll definitely be a black mark in his record.
Oh buggler!
.. a ski mask is not that expensive.
Or pantyhose. But that’s assuming you want an easily-removable disguise that makes you less noticeable.
I give up. Answering the door is now a full time job.
Happy Halloween everyone. TTFN!
I, myself, am off to the coffee shop to grade papers. Happy Halloween, failpeeps!
*leaves big candy bowl full of squeezes*
*hopes students treated you with a good effort and didn’t pull any tricks*
Heh, I’m currently employed as a dead body. The wonders of copious amounts of watered down red paint never cease to amaze.
*takes a squeeze from Dragon’s bowl*
I hope everyone’s having a spooky & fun Halloween. I’m a little disappointed in my neighborhood, 4:30 and still no trick-or-treaters!
*takes a squeeze from the candy bowl*
*put out a tray of caramel coated squeezes*
Enjoy your day!
*dives head first into bowl of caramel-coated squeezes*
BTW, over on ICHC there’s a Dark and Stormy night starting at 6pm Eastern and a Halloween party at 8pm Eastern. Y’all come!
Wanders off, leaving sticky, caramel-coated footprints.
Tsk, tsk
*tuts while mopping up footprints with ShamWows*
Here in London, it’s pretty silent. I heard a few wolf howls several hours ago, but that’s about it.
Don’t forget to kill Philip!
*”Werewolves of London” earworm plants itself deeply in Judy’s cerebral cortex*
Dropping by to wish everyone a Happy Halloween. We had our beggar’s night last night…
Btw…I’m so ashamed…this fail is from MY state…
Happy Pumpkin day to you!
Thanks, coyote! Though I didn’t think it was a very nice trick you played on DW…
*ska-weezesdabuttacow*
Happy Halloweener, Suzie!
(That’s what my nephew used to call it!)
*SuzieQ and Little Girl Blue squeezes*
Happy Halloweener, GS!
*squeezy-poo*
I must say i was rather dissapointed with the trick or treaters last night here in Oz. It seems they don’t really get the whole halloween thing over here. It sucks and is good at the same time.
*takes a squeeze from Dragon’s bowl*
*takes a caramel squeeze from Scott’s tray*
*leaves a freshly baked pan of chocolate chip squeezes*
Happy Halloween!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
*crawls, gasping, back into thread*
Seven…straight…hours…of grading…
*collapses as brains, turned to mush by students’ incomprehensible and incredibly lame-ass attempts at writing, ooze out of ears*
I don’t have chocolate chip cookies. I did make some chocolate chunk ones earlier today. Will they do?
*smells brain ooze is tempted but doesn’t attack*
*quickly goes to find a pranksters brains*
That’s the most intelligence you’ve EVER shown here.
Don’t forget the tall, cold glass of milk.
Here’s one for you. If you like lame-ass attempts, this is a good one. This twit got paid to produce it. There is also lame-ass editing involved. Besides the facts being wrong, pine cone is two words. Enjoy.
From Stupid History Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages, by Leland Gregory.
The pineapple is almost exclusively identified with Hawaii, but the fruit is not native to the islands. Our old friend Christopher Columbus picked up a few in the Caribbean, and because they looked like great big pinecones but were sweet like an apple, he named them pineapples. Columbus brought the pineapple to the Pacific islands in 1493, and now Hawaii produces most of the world’s pineapples.
OH!! You are officially a mean, horrible, rotten, no-good very bad person!!! To subject me to that after the day I’ve had!!
*stomps off, looking for something to *FOOOM!* in a very non-lame-ass manner*
Dang.
*slinks back in to close HTML tag*
*scootches back out*
*hasn’t a clue as to what to do with HTML tags*
*after reflection, doesn’t care*
*floats blissfully away in a wooden rowboat*
* 5 eagles grabs a huge handful of sequeezes and runs and hides a raw egg under front carpet (hehehehe).
RACIST
Exactly.
Robbin’ the FAIL.
i think he’s kinda hot. lol
There are people out there who thinks that the best way to camouflage themselfs is painting perma makers over their faces? Oh, boy…
yeah, as in hot water hot.
I love this story, his partner in crime made me make this totallylookslike http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5660539
That would be a burglary fail, not robbery fail. They’re different crimes.
Then how come the Hamburglar’s catchphrase is “Robble Robble”?
Maybe they had the right idea. Automotive test mules and prototypes get printed patterns on the body during road test to break up lines and profiles so the spy camera shots won’t reveal too much. If they had gotten clean away and all they had was a surveillance video, it could have worked.
Of course the idiots had to get caught.
And this got mentioned on WaitWait …
Maybe they should have followed Anpu’s advice and made themselves LESS recognisable.
Proud to be an Iowan right about now
hoosier mommy?
Iseh Zur daddy?
But hey, gay marriage.
this guy was just sleeping when somebody marked his face.
there was 2 of them, picture here:
patman & robbin’
http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/10/30/824701/robbers-disguise-420-420×0.jpg
Boooooo did I scare anyone?
I jumped right out of my skin.
*comes from underground and pulls on Eagle’s leg*
Noooooooo ………..whew scared me there STSZ.
Happy Halloween! (even if I said it too late)
Saw this on the news yesterday. I knew it wouldn’t be long before it ended up here, LoL.
What in the world? Why didn’t they use face paint or ski masks to blacken their faces? Make no sense whatsoever.
Whatsoever they didn’t think about what they were doing from the start.
Did they dye?
*comes from underground*
They are still alive.
I wonder if the cops let them wash ther face off before court?
Permanent marker–it’ll have to wear off. Einstein and Hawking there might wanna stay indoors for a bit.
HA, that’s my hometown, it’s good to be so well represented
Wow, that one sure missed the marker.
White-out a trace of accurracy.
Yeah, but it will make it a lot harder for the poice sketch artist…
Nope. Easier. Just scribble.
*specialHalloweensqueezycoyote*
I’m doin’ the chase vehicle thang tonight, so I’m waiting to pick up the exhausted horde.
It was raining here today so the size of the horde at the door tonight is way down. We used to get three or four hundred. Now we’ll be lucky to see sixty.
*scrutinizes trick-or-treater count list*
1.
You’re kidding.
Nope. Same as last year, BTW.
We made popcorn balls last year — what a waste. We took the other 49 balls to work and let them feast.
We got three 30 count, full size variety packs. What will I do with the left overs? Hmmm.
Give them to me, of course!Take them to work and let everyone else get fat.Back awayyyyyy from the candy, coyote! Just say no!
I’m a recovering cancer patient and not allowed to work.
The count is now up to about 40.
What type of cancer, coyote?
(Do what my friend does: When you think it’s the last kid, dump the whole thing into his pillow case! Talk about early Christmas!)
Large B cell lymphoma. Second time. I had a bone marrow stem cell transplant last May, so my immune system is non-existent.
Give the last away?! Are you mad?
Just had a couple of twin two year old witches. Cute as can be. A lot of tiny ones this year.
Also had one guy with a very healthy mustache. Not cute at all.
Prognosis?
(Dump it into your own pillow case!)
ooooooooh, God! The OLD ones! Ewwwww!
DO … NOT … WANT!!!!!!!
I did a clinical trial at Fred Hutchinson and the success rate is about 75%. I had the regular chemo the first time and the success rate is about 10%.
I love the “What is going on here” look on the little ones faces.
My psycho-vampire-clown jack o’ lantern is going over well.
I hope you don’t mind such probing questions. I have [second]-hand experience with cancer. My mother is a breast cancer survivor. You look at cancer in a whole new light when you know someone who has it.
When were you diagnosed the first time?
(I always had to coach my daughter to say trick-or-treat, rather than just standing at the door waiting for a hand-out!)
Don’t mind the questions at all. Most everyone here knows about it.
My mom had that as well. I was first diagnosed the last Friday of September 2005. Almost two months exactly after dad died. I was his f/t caregiver. Crappy year.
Had one mom here that told her little 1 1/2 year old cow to just grab “like you do in the store.” No soap. Just stood there confused and scared and tired.
We’re into the eighties now. Looks to be about finished.
Wow, so you got the time machine working again?
*Happy Hallowe’en!*
They’re going to be wandering around in jail for the next month with this stuff on their faces, because it doesn’t come off with soap and water or even cold cream. Can you IMAGINE the conversations they’re going to be having with their cellmates?
Priceless!
Boy, I’d love to be a fly on the wall in THAT jail!
At gunpoint? sheesh!
I for one am sick of these blackface scandals! Haven’t people learned yet?
I’ve grumbled ’till I’m blue in the face.
I though Amos and Andy were a bit older than that.
what a pair of dumbasses
I think these news stories get odl when they are shown every other time…
Harry Connick Jr disapproves..
No doubt about Americans. Stupidity AND dishonesty starts early there.
What, us, officer? No, it was the other pair of d-bags with texta on their faces!
I saw this story on nontt.com,
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
dat’s rascist
*blackfacepalm*
Headline fail! The guys are burglars!
That guy looks just like John Krasinski from “The Office”.
Saw this post, and being from Iowa, I said “sounds about right”…what happens in Iowa doesn’t stay in Iowa.
*looks at the bowl of squeezes, sees that it’s empty, and sadly trudges away*
Saw this on the news! LOL!
Burglary FAIL, cute guy WIN, puns in the comments WIN
*sigh.* Makes me sad to live in Iowa anymore…. DX
Holy shit! Carroll, Iowa. Thats my home town.
i live in carroll. this doesn’t surprise me.
Hard to take your mask off when you used permanent marker…
Kiss’ fan thief detected
I saw this on foxnews.com. I was totally going to submit this. Hilarious.
Blackface:
you’re doing it WAY wrong!!!
Holy crap this is awesome! haha
Seriously, they couldn’t think of anything else to darken their faces with??
They felt it was the best disguise.
have him the 911 date lady, the cow f*cker and boob grooper found a team of super idiots!
What is sad is I live 20 miles from there.
How embarrasing.
You people are funny
Of course. He’s from Iowa, just like me..*sigh*