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fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirssttttttttttttttt
*Gets out box of Troll Deterrent Pellets*
*sprinkles pellets around perimeter of FB*
Stop, drop,
.
*Sc
s down and away*
Don’t sc
down TOO far…the blog is full to t 
s today.
One of them is almost a resident troll. I’m not amused. :[
“Almost”…?! Pffft.
(I didn’t want to give him too much credit…)
Who is it? Do tell.
Just look down and count the spamming comments.
If it’s not obvious to you, you’re apparently immune to this kind of comments. Good for you.
Hmmm… Is it a certain undead sharpshooter?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I dunno, are bears catholic?
They are – except koalas, they prefer Hinduism for whatever reason.
I think the pandas are Buddhist…
Of course, they don’t kill any living creature. But some of ‘em seem to be catholic priests, because they don’t show any enthusiasm for procreation.
This is only a test. Had the T:roll: been sniping today, the fire “extinquisher” would not be screwed into the cabinet.
forty-seeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeenthhhhhhhhhhh
*:roll:’s out anti-troll cannon*
*
’s out anti-troll 
ing cannon (spelled right)*
What is this anti-trollrolling cannon? Do you mean the anti t
ing cannon? Here it is.
*rolls out the anti t
ing cannon*
*fires several shots at Andrew and poppper*
Whats a t *face* ing ?
it is thus – : + roll + : =
Whats a “:”, “:” and “roll”?
oh you poor troll
It’s sold. The offer was just too good.
LOOL! ^^
Lets just hope the inspection authority is either blind or stupid as hail.
I hate the stupid hail, they’re not clever enough to avoid my head on the way down.
I like stupid hail. The clever hail aims for my crotch.
We all do.
Don’t we all?
You have good aim.
You have a big target.
You have a tracking device.
Yes, it’s built into the ring,
I thought that this was a decoration for the antenna.
I am limping to slow for posting so my aim is off.
I think I need to adjust the station. I’m picking up some vibration.
You can use the vibrations as an auxiliary source or energy.
GPS
Gonads Pursuing System
Gyroscopic Pubic Seeker
Gorilla Pucnching Spectacle
Grape Pelting Stones.
Groin Pinching Satellite
Goon Punching Satyr.
I recognize this. It’s a hallway at DW’s.
Is she allergic to fire extinguishers?
*Ishouldlearntorefresh-SQUEEEZE!!!*
*SQUEEZE*
*adds lemon, refreshing squeezes*
*shakes, doesn’t stir*
*squeeze!*
Ooh, that’s a bad case of the shakes you have there, Arthur. Here…try this.
*hands Arthur some dragon-grog*
I’ve been warned about that stuff…
…
To hell with reason!
*sips*
Hey there, hawt stuff!
Hiya!!
*squeeze*
I hope that this photo wasn’t made in a school or a hospital or …. but it depicts a type of firefighters’ nightmares O_O
There’s that, and the type in which they find themselves naked in the firehouse.
…holding a duck.
With GCF in the room.
And they have a soreness in an unexpected place.
Unexpected unless you’re around.
*squeeze*
Oh, Arthur! *squeeze*
Why isn’t it a picture of a hammer? I don’t understand! *sobs quietly*
*Tries to grab fire extinguisher*
FAIL!
It would work if you draw a hand around it
A hand wrapped around a tall cylindrical object with a rounded top? Really?
It’s drawn with a magic pen, for putting out imaginary fires…
*limps in search for magic pen guy*
He is hiding behind the imaginary wall he drew for himself…
Drawing fire.
shouldn’t you be wearing your troll-proof vest before stepping into harm’s way?
Vic Reeves was proving it existed.
Yooo…hoooo!
Holzkohle… find ich gut!
THIRTEENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yu spelled saturday wrong!
Friday The Thirteenth!
This fire extinguisher is floating!!! :O
Its hope is adrift.
Somehow, I am just drawn to this.
*drawn my interest*
Looks like a pokeball up in the corner. Maybe the Squirtle Squad will come fight the fire?
Good Morning and Happy Halloween everyone!
*Halloween-squeezes*
I am helping giving-out candy this year (whats left over is mine)
so hand out one smartie at a time lol
*Hands one out at a time*
*hand falls into one of the trick-or-treater’s bag*
*the trick-or-treater drops their bag and I retrieve my hand and I attempt to return their bag*
*pops out of the ground*
*looks for candy store*
*accidently scares away the store’s customers*
*limps towards candy isle*
*grabs some candy*
*buys the candy*
*limps back home*
At least it’s not locked this time.
*good-morning squeezes*
In case of fire, break glass and run.
*Squeeze*
I think you need a screw driver to get the dohicky out of the cabinet; it appears to be screwed in.
Safety Third.
Thinning the herd
Failing to word
Replying for blurred
It’s also a hyphenation fail.
It sher is.
Thank goodness all I have is this sticky note that reads “fire”.
PUT IT OUT!!! Are you trying to burn the whole blog??
Everyone quickly! Grab a few favorite posts and move to Google until it’s safe!
*accidentally touches note*
*screams in pain*
*draws “COLD WATER” on hand*
I’m going to draw a few extra pens before we run out of ink, in case this gets out of control.
Dang! A *FOOOOOOM!!!* isn’t going to be any help in this situation, is it???
…Though, fighting “fire” with fire might actually be interesting.
*Draws water*
Will this help?
That’s not enough. Here:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Great…now I have to pee!
*runs to the bathroom*
Check for Fluffy, first!
She lives in the toilet?
Only after a night of partying.
Been there, done that.
*flushhhhhhhhhhh*
*wanders back into thread*
Now…what are you guys talking abo….
OMG!!! FLUFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*runs back out of the room*
Veni, Vidi, Vici?
I came, I saw, I flushed?
Good morning all. Remember be safe out there when you are trick or treating. Use big holes in your costumes for the eyes.
And don’t trust old men with big holes in their pockets… there is never candy in there!
holes for t:rolls:?
me and my friend r goin trick or treating but we’re gonna eat the candy on the way to the next house
really???
It looks like Harold has been here with his Purple Crayon again.
I hope he didn’t draw flames to make the fire extinguisher less lonely.
If I ever see a fire drawn on a piece of paper, I’ll know right where to go.
BTW, I’ve been reading Failblog for quite some time now, but I hardly ever post here. However, I’m a bit mystified by all these posters who say “First!” all the time. Why do they do this? What’s the point? When I read the comments, I want to read about the picture (perhaps even find out where it comes from and what the story is), but every time I look at the comments and see someone write “first,” I feel like strangling someone.
Well, Steve, the main reason idiots post “first” is that somehow, being first to comment is something to celebrate about and tell the whole world, according to them. Your tendencies are normal for any person with a brain, and firsters are seen as outcasts.
Seeing someone post “first” is like being in a boat and having another boat crash into you. You look up, ready to shout at the driver that they need to watch where they are going, but then realize it is just an empty boat, come loose from its moorings. Suddenly you are not as angry. You let it pass by and continue on your way.
The people who have nothing to contribute to the dialogue are just empty boats. There is no one to strangle. Just move on.
Welcome, Steve. Like MRN says, just skim over the troll threads, and join the real conversations. Getting all upset about trolls just serves their purpose of getting as much attention as possible, so ignoring them is best.
Seeing someone post first is like hearing someone repeat an old urban legend as fact…
You could correct them, but why bother?
because correcting is so much fun?
Scary stuff.
So’s your avatar.
Eep!
*hides behind Arthur*
I’m a shield even for the fiercest Dragon – yes folks, I’m that strong.
*begins fantasising again*
*strikes some poses*
*click!*
What, just because it’s a black cat? I resent that.
It’s not a vampire?
looks like a foxy vixen.
Hey, in -whatwasthatshow’snameitwasbasedonsomethingdanish- Kingdom Hospital that worked… >_>
Just use your imagination
Must be for in case of drawn fire.
boooooooooo. Did I scare any one?
They can’t even spell ‘extinguisher’ correctly. Nice job, personnel training!
I don’t know, I think this could also count as a win.
so dangerous, I just read a post on some legal blog about the dangerous of negligence and lack of insurance : http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2009/09/25/uninsured-car-accidents-can-cost-you-big-time/ . People could get really hurt, I hope the landlord or building management fixed that.
rotf!
There’s no other indication of what this little closet thingy was intended for, so think – is this really a fail?
Hey, it works just fine in the event of a picture of a fire.
Hey, stupid idiot. Quit spamming about your gay guitar crap.
In case of fire, use head to dent in metal, until extinguisher is reachable.
I’m guessing that some one drew this with a magic marker, so it’s magic
Taking photo straight fail.
hi im back from yesterday whays up
I see petergriffin.