Comments on: Halloween Display Fail

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By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Mon, 24 May 2010 03:26:42 +0000

Real corpse win.

By: cinsellik

cinsellik — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:21:17 +0000

You meant it could’ve been an Easter display, not a Christmas one

By: Pommiegirl

Pommiegirl — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:03:56 +0000

LMFAO!

By: Mooster

Mooster — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:38:06 +0000

Actually I don’t remember which episode it was but they did that on the show Bones once. With the kids in the hay maze and they found a dead body.

By: clyde frog

clyde frog — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:37:21 +0000

Lol. Yeah this happened right next to my friends apartment. He didnt see the “dummy” unfortunately…

By: Kelly Ann

Kelly Ann — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:07:43 +0000

Well, see. I’ve heard of stuff like this before.

I’ve been having nightmares about “realistic” Halloween decorations for the past few weeks because of a situation that’s going down.

It’s a fail! Go buy latex props….they keep better, jerks.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:59:03 +0000

Doesn’t anyone else think his name seems to look a lot like Mofasa from The Lion King? Huh huh?

By: S

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:10:13 +0000

You meant it could’ve been an Easter display, not a Christmas one.

By: John

John — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:20:35 +0000

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-marina-death17-2009oct17,0,3558556.story

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:53:32 +0000

By: carol

carol — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:41:16 +0000

LOL LMao!

By: OMG possum!

OMG possum! — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:03:27 +0000

wow… this is the kind of thing you would only expect to happen on CSI or Law and Order…

By: dfasilly

dfasilly — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:09:19 +0000

UYD!!! FTW!!!

By: Xprya

Xprya — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:28:05 +0000

Poor guy.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:50:50 +0000

My across-the-street neighbor stood on his lawn dressed as Frankenstein, slowly and jerkily raising and lowering his arms. His wife sat in a nearby chair with the candy. When the older kids came up, he’d wait til they reached for the candy, then yell and lunge for them. I could hear junior high school girls screaming all night.
I can’t wait to see what he does this year.

By: Guinastasia

Guinastasia — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:00:28 +0000

Wouldn’t they have noticed the stench?

By: Fawfulster

Fawfulster — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:05:49 +0000

Don’t want to sound racist but… Why is there a dead Pakistani in my patio?

By: Ploerp

Ploerp — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:47:25 +0000

Obviously faked Halloween news.

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:21:54 +0000

Not eating or drinking for several days may just kill you anyway, or at least a coma which usually leads to death and if not that, the autopsy will. If you want to freak people out, sit on your porch in a costume and pretend to be a statue and leave a bowl of candy near your door that says “please take one!”. Then when a kid takes two or more, (and trust me, they will,) have fun with scaring the crap out of them! I personally have never done this but I know some other people in my neighborhood who have, and have really enjoyed it.

By: Charles

Charles — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:11:16 +0000

Sorry, wrong place.

By: Charles

Charles — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:10:10 +0000

In the contrary, it was a major WIN that this guy wasn’t killed.
The driver obviously couldn’t see him from where he was seated.
Don’t walk too close to the front of a running semi.

By: John

John — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:38:46 +0000

why doesn’t this surprise me?

By: jam

jam — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:15:16 +0000

I went on SAW today. Gave myself a wedgie, saw throat and arrhythmia.

By: Knutars

Knutars — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:09:21 +0000

Sounds like a particular scene from the movie “Satan’s Little Helper”

By: Dude

Dude — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:03:43 +0000

Sorry, we have no openings at the moment.

Now I have to get back to work….ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

By: DeepInTheHeart 失败

DeepInTheHeart 失败 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:45:28 +0000

Perhaps that’s why I don’t celebrate Halloween. Morbid.

By: DeepInTheHeart 失败

DeepInTheHeart 失败 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:44:35 +0000

I would have guessed first to get his head put into orbit by gracie with a shiny pink bat or a shellacked mackerel and then placed on his porch next to a jack-o-lantern.

By: Palmer

Palmer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:29:57 +0000

what they don’t tell you is he was beheaded. I forget exactly how it happened, I heard about it. I think it was from gang members. He was on the front porch of his house, which had a little yard with grass on it.

I mean hey, if it is almost halloween and you see a decapitated body on the front patio, would you think any different?

By: Dexter

Dexter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:23:59 +0000

Nice free-pass for serial-killers. Just kill someone and leave the body on someones front porch three days before halloween. No one will ever notice!

By: DeepInTheHeart 失败

DeepInTheHeart 失败 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:12:57 +0000

I think I’m going for a display that will either offend everyone or seem unusual and inclusive. The theme will be ‘light of the world’ tying in the Hanukkah Menorah and the Christmas Star. In blue and white (and silver). Yes, Messianic Judaism is always a crowd pleaser. Not controversial at all. . . *rolls eyes*

By: DeepInTheHeart 失败

DeepInTheHeart 失败 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:07:52 +0000

I’m just trying to help string this one along. I’m really terribly un-creative, though.

By: DeepInTheHeart 失败

DeepInTheHeart 失败 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:03:42 +0000

I don’t even want to know how you know that.

By: Brewski

Brewski — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:42:08 +0000

Meister!

(You know, he hates toys in "Santa Claus is Comin' To Town")

By: Brewski

Brewski — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:46 +0000

That’s a common phobia in Boston.

By: Piggy

Piggy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:37:28 +0000

Wow, those neigbors are some morons! They can’t tell a body from dummy? But maybe he was face down on floor or something, but why would anyone let such dummy just lay down on floor for days? Or he was, lets say hanging from rail or something and they just didnt recognize his face? I dont get it.

By: Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague.

Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague. — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:20:28 +0000

Formatting error. AARG. *Squeeze*

By: Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague.

Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague. — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:18:56 +0000

*reciprosqueeze*

By: A Life Less Luminous

A Life Less Luminous — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:02:52 +0000

Only scary arses

Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just horsing around.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:59:46 +0000

Fear of ‘r’s?

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:59:14 +0000

*Stocks punrun with fish fry*

By: A Life Less Luminous

A Life Less Luminous — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:55:40 +0000

Why do I always read that as “ponychat”. That’s something completely different … err, or so I am told.

By: Jules ♂ ♪

Jules ♂ ♪ — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:54:56 +0000

Did he die?

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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:54:29 +0000

I am very good Leila. I am really stressed these days, I could use a sweat lodge every weekend. How do you handle stress Leila?(copy of last fails question to me).

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:54:15 +0000

I’d respond to this, but I’m tied-up at the moment.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:52:24 +0000

*rests elbow on Jules’ shoulder*
*munches more popcorn*

Why is that, GS?

By: Jules ♂ ♪

Jules ♂ ♪ — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:51:50 +0000

*tacks ‘pickle’ on after polar*
I can’t wait to see their surprise.

By: ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer

¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:48:41 +0000

*is reminded of Bugs Bunny talking to Elmer Fudd*

By: Jules ♂ ♪

Jules ♂ ♪ — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:47:46 +0000

Sounds like fun. I wish I could do that.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:46:45 +0000

*scrutinizes list of people who like Spam™ Cookies*

1. WN
2. Jenny
3. Judy
4. NS
5. eye