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Cheezburger Company Blog
1st
double kill!!!
olga must die. …
The hoard is in a particularly good mood today, so …
*drags stereo from the grave*
*plays “Monster Mash” again*
*10 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard does the monster mash – again*
*hoard mashes around olga*
*screams can be heard, flesh and bones fly*
*hoard mashes back into their graves*
*except for a lot of footprints, no signs of attack can be found*
*standing ovation*
I haven’t heard Monster Mash once yet.
I’ll have rummage through my record collection.
That is so funny. He has a hair trigger on the fist!
Oldest crappy video on the internet.
Failblog fail.
I’m about to FAIL epicly:
if I hear “congratulations, you’ve won” one more time. …
*
s over sauerkraut’s comment*
*boops on nose*
… just as long as you don’t bop me nose with the bottom of ye toes!
*hypnotized by all the synchronized eye rolling*
Congratulations! You’ve won!
congratulations, you’ve won XD
*runs away and hides behind a rock*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL-KILL-KILL-KILL
F-F-F-FAIL
(roll call)
Ah, so THIS is how we
♪ Rolling, rolling,
rolling on the river! ♫
I brought fresh-baked
s for everyone!
They see me
in’…
*:roll:s stone*
*
s stone*
Very d
, LGB.
*cruises slowly by in a
s Royce*
Now we’re having a
icking good time!
Even though this thread was started by a t
!
*munches on a
*
*Goes for a str
*
Oops. I
ed my “r”
♫Though the streams are swollen, keep them dogies
in’ rawhide♪
RAWIDE!
*runsawaywithaslightlyjetlaggedquickness*
*purchases steam
er and 
s over thread*
BFF!!! I was wondering when you’d
back around these parts!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*thinks that the miscreant should be incarcerated, without chance of pa
*
Way to pat
, my eye!
giddee up!
*squeeezes DW, and all others*
I
ed back into London tonight! I thought my head would 
from the flight!
*Performs rick-
*
So are you just gonna talk about it, or are you gonna do it?
(BTW, I have an awesome clickie!)
*
s on back in mud* Hey everybody, feed the t 
!
*en
s BFF in night school so he can play during the day*
No work and all play…
That’s how we
.
*
IGL*
Suzie
ed in!
ing*
*Squeeze to keep the good times
*SUPER SQUEEZE*
How come everyone has been leaving so early, lately?
I used to come in during the night hours, and it was fun.
Now it’s just another wasteland…
*Tumbleweed rolls by…*
Man, I have no real friends to hang out with on Halloween.
Correction: Tumbleweed
s by.
Just what for an idea to
by.
*
s back and changes ‘what’ to ‘wait’*
I’ve been caught up caught up in that scary thing called life, so I can’t post as much here as I’d like.
ed in, so that’s been 
ing around in my mind lately.
…And Borderlands
*Caught up in that second “Caught up” while
ing through*
*Erases it*
Just
-ing by to check on things. I left work early today for my daughter’s party at school.
back your clocks this weekend…
*squeeze*
Btw, don’t forget to
F’real, Hammy? You Rick-Rolled your failpeeps?
*sighs disappointedly*
*f
ics*
To be fair, I didn’t think anyone would fall for it.
Goodness… what a
er-coaster
Ralph says: “Oldest crappy video on the internet.”
Yeah. Failblog is going down the drain.
If I may direct your attention to the title of the fail, which starts out, “Friday Rewind”. Furthermore, notice below the fail where it says, “Every Friday we’ll be bringing you a classic FAIL Blog video.”
In other words –
Yeah! What sammy … erm .. samhainnykins said…
Really Scott? Now tell me: What’s the next video? Darth Vader singing “Chocolate Rain”?
ralph needs more cow bell.
Thought that was Elvis … hmmm…
Not another Elvis sighting…
Boo!
YAA!!
*pant pant*
*pounce and squeeze!*
*squeeze!!*
Good to see you! How does it feel to be back in the land of the living, just in time for the day of the dead?
It feels pretty darn good. Still coughing up a storm, and I can’t seem to think straight. It’s a good thing I only work half-day Fridays. I don’t think I’d have been able to survive a whole day trying to use my brain!
Wow…most people just cough up phlegm.
Our Ms B is not most people!
She can cough up anything she wants to!
I know!! I’m soooo impressed!!!
*waits with bated breath to see what will come up next*
*coughs up cookies*
Anyone want one? No?
Say, uh, you feel like coughing up a million bucks?
Here, I just coughed up these million internets. Will those do?
Uh…I’ll take ‘em – just drop them over in that pail of disinfectant over there. →
*pouts*
I’m not infectious anymore.
Brewski! You found your pants!
*ROFL!*
Usually, heavy breathing leads to pants coming off, not on!
Hee-hee!
*high fin*
*Shuts down*
*reboots*
That’s a nice way to get rid of zombie processes.
I feel refreshed and energized!
Enough to *Man-Squeeze!*
*squeeze*
Happy pre-all-hallows-eve!
Hmmm…Is Halloween celebrated outside North America?
I know they don’t in Australia. I think that’s one of the things I missed most when I was there.
here in australia? nah we dont. well most of us dont. ok about 3..* loses train of thought*
……… O_0
Not over here in NL. Unless the Coca-Cola companies managed to import it.
Pre-all-hallows-eve, better known as Mischief night, Devil’s night, or Gate night.
They do in France. Trick-or-Treating is big there. When Hubby and I were in Germany, our German friends celebrated Oct 31 with costume parties, but no trick or treating. Carnival was the big candy-giveaway holiday.
It’s huge in Japan, which is partly due to the “westernization” of my country in post-war times, and department stores are decked out in full Halloween regalia at this time of the year. I’m not so sure about the UK, though it is “recognized”, and most shops sell Halloween stuff.
Well…yes. Halloween finally came back to Europe. Here in Germany many people are in this annoying thingie.
I’ll ignore it. Meh.
Looks like he got spooked!
you know if you switch the C with the ST in your name, then…nevermind
You know if you take the first six letters out of your name…
You know, if you take the first 3 and last 2 letters out of your name, add 2 Qs, flip it around, then put it in the oven at 350° for ten minutes…
…it asplodes?
like a bekkit poe tay toe
…sauerkraut, is Dan Quayle typing for you?
no. I’m much more modern in my role models. Besides, everyone knows Sarah Palin is like so hot. When she winks at me, I let her fingers do the typing for me.
FALCON PAAAAAAWWWWNCH!!!
*Facepunch*
Yeah. WHAT!?
*covers nose*
Ouch! I know you haven’t seen me in a while, but geez!!!
Oh, sorry! I wasn’t aware you were Oscar the Grouch for Halloween.
*Appologetic+ Icepack squeeze*
The mask probably softened the blow somewhat…
Besides, they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
Anybody want a peanut?
btw a black man called tyrone haha
*thwacks olga with a shallacked halibut*
*readies halibut for all other racist commentors*
that’s a whale of a bat you got there for all that thwacking. …
Hate Crime.
I hate crime, too.
You can’t tell me what to hate!
Personally, I hate justice.
I thought only clickies were evil, Qwaz…
Like… This one?
Yup! Prezactly! LOL!
knevil was evil.
You should see what he does to the trick-or-treaters who ring his doorbell!
does he brewski pant(s) them?
*drags in hot tub*
*settles in*
Ahhhh! Cuddle puddle how now opened in the new fail. Any are welcome to join me!
*warms up the hot tub with a small, controlled *FOOM!**
*climbs in*
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Poifect.
*brings in Halloween decorations & stereo from last fail as well*
*settles into hot tub*
Ahhhh, just what I needed.
*squeezes cuddlers*
*slides in, feels cares melt away*
*brings tomato ketchup chips and bottle of Grenache*
*cuddles*
*scubas in via underground network of pipes*
*relaxes*
Did you see a manatee named Julian?
*joins failpeeps*
Why are there soggy chips floating in the hot tub?
*dips big toe*
Just right!
*glides in gently so as not to make any waves*
*splashes LGB, just to make waves*
:p
*squirts DW with squirtgun*
Take that!
Water fight!!!
*fills up water balloons and throws them at LGB and Dragon*
*hides underwater to avoid the water sports*
*runs down street*
*comes back dragging firehose*
*opens valve*
*slams over backwards, flailing wildly*
AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!
I can definitely tell you’re feeling better, Ms B!
*wheels out water cannon*
*aims at Ms B and DW*
SPLASH!
ACK-THHlllbbbbbbt!!!
NOW you’re in for it!
*begins incantation to summon typhoon*
Just don’t screw up the words. We don’t wan this to turn into one of those Hallowe’ens where someone accidentally raises the dead or something.
He didn’t mean it, ZA! We love our undead zombie!
Accidentally! As long as ZA brings his zombies around in a timely and well-planned fashion, I welcome him with open arms.
I accidenty the dead.
The whole dead?!
Nothing but the dead.
*wheels in stereo*
*cranks volume – pushes play*
*Oingo Boingo – Dead Mans Party starts playing*
*deafeningly loudly*
*10 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard dances the weekend away*
Wishing a scary Halloween to all my failpeeps!
Whose got the best Zombie ever? Failblog.
We totally do.
Yeah! So, take that… um… other blogs that pride themselves on the quality of their zombies!
*pthphhhp!*
Still drinking beer, there, Scott? You shouldn’t – - it really messes with your grammar. Try “who’s.” *pre-Halloween Squeeze*
Oh, sorry – - forgot to thank you for dinner & drinks!
*smooch*
*pops head up to see if it’s safe*
YOINKS!
*dives back to safety of underwaterworld*
*starts coughing up another storm*
Judy, brought my umbrellabubbble with me so I could watch the action without consequense. I’d be willing to share my bubble with you if you like.
Thanks, Bop! Appreciate the offer.
anyone not emiting noxious gasious emmissions is welcome in safety bubble.
Sowwy! Chili for lunch.
what about un-noxious gaseous emissions?
I should hope so. Breathing would indicate being alive, which is definitely a plus.
Er… not that being dead isn’t a good thing too!
At first I thought a cannon ball entry might be overkill, but it sounds like I might be able to get away with it.
Overkill? With this bunch?
Pshawwww!
Certianly not with ZA.
couldn’t resist a little undead humor
Well, it is Halloween Eve.
All Hallow’s Eve²?
I’m the only one with the power to overkill anyone. Look upon my work on olga above and repent! Or at least know my power! Or at the very least have a good scary Halloween!
Soitenly will, my undead friend!
You, as well!
I know what little kids do in that hot tub.
Everyone is long gone from the hot tub and cuddle puddle by now but I join in spirit.
*squeezies if you’re reading this*
*offers really really good cookies I baked for tomorrow’s baby shower (sorry no spam)*
They played this on Tosh.0 last night. That show reminds me of Failblog an awful lot.
That is why you don’t scare a black man.
Door, this is Mitch. Mitch, the door.
Don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
Awwww! But that’s the fun part, Brewski!
Yeah! Please hit him plenty hard on his way out.
*waves mallet*
I’m going to be having fun with this.
you are going to ditch mitch?
I thought they only wanted to do that here in Indiana (Governor is named Mitch).
mcconnell’s state, too.
Well, i’ve never seen this video before, so I laughed.
*SNORK!*
I’m taking one of those stupid quizzes on Facebook, and the question pops up: “[Name of someone] just died. It’s the worst day of your life. What do you do?” And one of the responses listed is:
“Do something to cheer yourself up, like going on Failblog.”
Methinks I’ll check THAT answer!
*ponders*
Hmmm. What was the second one again?
Works like a charm for me every time…
Zat one of those quizzes with all the typos? Some of those drive me nuts!
Me too also. I get all twitchy and fractious. This one wasn’t too bad, though!
I actually put a disclaimer on my how well do you know me quiz because I didn’t want people to think I was the bad speller!
Yuppers!
And responded! Thanks!
*takes the quiz with haste*
anyone who cannot spell “action” ought to be strung up by his personal parts and stoned with tar chunks.
Sauer, not sure this is a good option at this time. Obviously the personal part in question would be too small to support a knot.
I fully understand that it’s knot funny, but let’s use a bit of piano wire and a heavy-duty welder.
I’ll do it! I volunteer! Pick me! Pick me!
Can I help??? Please!
Me too!
*waves hands frantically*
I would also suggest a high power magnifing glass as well. It’s all in the detail as far as attachment goes.
Or should I have said, minute detail?
*purchases Nanooze microscope*
*aims it at part in question*
*detects nothing*
*shrugs*
*walks away*
*trys with electron microscope*
*aims at parts*
*still can’t find anything*
*marks parts down as “NON-EXISTANT” on diagram*
*snorks while watching white night drive off in BIG TRUCK*
Hit first, ask questions… um… when he regains consiousness?
If.
*Walks in with a defibrillator*
*Walks slowly toward ZA*
Boo.
BWAAAAAAHH!
*Is scared*
…
Oh, it’s just you.
Hello all …*5 eagles jumps out of blue recycle can*
‘Scuze me, must go change me britches.
Anyone else here from Capital highschool? Thats our school. I saw this live!
So how did your nose recover?
Illegal *facemask* punch on the offense, 20 internet penalty.
Well, it looks like it’s just you and me, Shadow. What do you wanna do?
BFF! I thought you were all jetlagged and everything, and that’s why you weren’t posting.
*specialFridaysqueeziesforBFFandShadow*
Naw, I’ll go to bed in a few minutes, I’ve got just enough energy to comment he-ZZZZZZzzzzzz….
*snorkroffle*
I wanna wait a few years
*thinks*
Oh crap.
*prays that the innuendo he saw in LGB’s comment was intended*
*checks innuendo machine*
Naw, I got nuthin’ on this machine. Not a bleep or a bang.
*BEEP*
There we go.
Nonononono — not something like that! I meant mischief! Like stealing Judy’s E.T. Finger and poking trolls with it — that sort of stuff.
(P.S. Please wait until you’re married. kthanxbai.)
Curse my 15-year-old brain and it’s perverted tendencies!
Just stay a few more months here, Shadow, and those “tendencies” are going to get a bit more…detailed, shall we say.
Hehe! I’ve been here plenty long enough to know what FailBlog does to your brain. I believe I started around the time you did.
I have to say though, on the subject of Failblog perverting my innocence…
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
*squeezes all*
Did you really? Then you must know the origins of the innuendo machine, and Ryannon’s antics, in the Golden Age of FailBlog. Those were the days when regulars walked high and burns were the norm…
*eyes mist over*
Anyhoo, yes your mind does tend to get nearer and nearer towards the gutter as you stay here longer and longer. My mind used to be quite pure, believe it or not; the dirty jokes were left to others.
I miss Bod…and Lunchbox…et al.
*walks in on stilts*
*strikes match to light jock o’ lantern*
*sets curtains on fire instead*
*runs out on stilts*
JACK O’ LANTERN.
*waits for innuendo machine to go into overdrive*
“jock o lantern”
*giggles wildly!*
*pees a little*
*exits quickly*
I agree with LGB, please wait until you’re married.
(the clickie is an abstinence site if you want reasons why)
Just don’t do it.
What, are you like anti-Nike or something?
The Goddess of Fail?
The Demon of Faildom?
that would be his reaction. typical
good job scaring a black guy that’ll kick ur ass
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*boots David into troll cage*
Haven’t used this for a while.
*looks at cage*
How does this work, exactly?
Well, many moons ago, this cage used to be the dwelling of Boggy, the blog monster, who snacked on trolls who were brought to him. Whenever a troll is booted into this cage, he is expected to stay in there and beg for mercy, or he will be consumed alive by the hungry monster. Unfortunately, the monster seems to have escaped, so we’ll have to make do with thwacking him with a mallet.
*THWACK!* I can’t believe I’ve *THWACK!* been reduced *THWACK!* this! *THWACK!*
I mean, c’mon!
*kicks bloody remains*
*puts brain in jar and saves for ZA’s midnight snack*
*makes a spectacle of noming on snack*
Thanks LGB! Scary Halloween!
Did I miss something here?
invisible??
Or is it…
*Random laser firing*
Damn it! The enemy is attacking!
out the fleet!
*radios in janitors from the Janitors’ Union to come and help attack the enemy*
OK. who broke the blog?
*sigh*
I haven’t even been near Shadow’s inhaler, honest! Is someone playing Halloween tricks already?
I swear, nothing was nested! I refreshed but it was still broken. Of course as soon as I post it’s fixed.
Someone is playing tricks on Facebook. I was thrown off for account maintenance! I take good care of my place!
Yeah, right…the health inspectors SHUT YOU DOWN!!! :p
They won’t find any health potions at my place!
Did you start a chemical fire at your cafe? You were cooking up the good stuff again, weren’t you?!?!?!
*heads toward Admiral’s Cafe withaquickness!*
Oldie but goldie!
Oldie but moldie!
Moldie but coldie!
LOL, I remember this one, still funny. That guy got socked
Boo ……just checking the time.
I’m so lonely…
*Edges away*
*comes out of the ground*
BOO! *zombie noise*
Good evening.
*squeeze*
(I got lost underground)
GPs not working STSZ. good evening dude from Philly.
Oprah died on me. I can’t make my way around San Fransisco now!
*wonders for a bit and then limps away*
*Grabs Qwaz and puts in a headlock.*
*Bites arm*
*Never looks back*
who bites these days lol.*puts bandage on teeth marks*
I think cuz he wanted the 50% discount @ Payless today…
I from the west side of PA.
PA mmmmmm Pa or Dad Father?
The west-side of Pennyslvania.
Is that where Dracula lives?
Thats Trannyslvania.
Is that not railroad on Monopoly?
Good ol’ Trannyslvania!
*Graps Qwaz* not so fast brother.
steps closer to Captain obvious. And starts to see a Johnny Cash song
♫have you ever heard the lonesome dove cry he sounds to blue to fly the moon went behind the clouds to hide its face and cry. I so lonesome I could cry♫
Where’s the slow motion replay on that one?
People tried scare mr today and I never was frightened the first person: I slapped with my arm as a reflex. Another tried and failed.
sooo many misspelling errors in that sentence.
I miss spelling
its a blog dude not a spelling test lol despite what some think.
Okay, children, it’s time to start your test. And DON’T fail on me this time!
*Menacing glare*
*grasps pencil*
*gets ready*
*begins test*
brown noser
*rights and rights and then day-dreams about brains*
*quickly refocuses on test and finishes*
I will kill you grammer nazie with my Enfield 240
Oops forgot LOL.
(orginal message) People tried to scare me today and I never was frightened. One of them tried to jump out in front of me and scare me but I slapped them with my arm out of reflex.
It was the most frightening moment of my life!!! I’m still trembling!!!
The guy has fear and violence issues. Normal people don’t go around punching people because they are spooked.
265th COMMENT
Number troll!
GET’EM!
*sets piano snare up*
*plays an Elton John song on the piano*
Says a lot about someone who punches first before thinking….
oh, Lame comments as usual….
lame comments indeed; starting with yours.
where the he!! is gracie’s bat?
Where is He? don’t you mean who. who is on first.
I think you can say hell here. You don’t have to do the H-E-double exclamation points thingy.
he!! no.
Wasn’t this on America’s Funniest Home Videos? I distinctly remember Tom Bergeron saying ‘I want this guy as my wingman’ or something.
To anyone still around, and I don’t know that there is, I have just finished carving my Jack O’ Lantern. A psycho-vampire-clown with ears, a red clown nose and painted face. It should permanently damage some young psyches.
I just picked up my carving kit & templates today. I’d love to see yours! The clown aspect in itself should damage kids all by itself, without the vampire touch!
I’m thinking of adding a clown wig. I don’t believe that it would go up in flames. Of course I might be setting myself up for a FAIL blog moment.
Templates?! Tsk tsk. Let your creative side out. Channel Michelangelo’s spirit.
Ooooo! I wish I could carve punkins!!
Could someone carve a dragon punkin for me? That would be awesome.
Try painting one.
I’m glad somebody is about. I’ve been losing at solitaire and downloading Francois Couperin harpsichord pieces to pass the time.
Heh. I’m glad I caught you, too. I’m about on my way to bed, though. It’s been a rough week, and I’m exhausted.
But HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! *hugs*
G’night to you and happy free candy day!
In college my friend passed me a note and I barely stifled the startled gasp/scream. It had this demonic clown with razor sharp teeth and hooks for hands and was just generally horrifying. I wish I’d kept that!
I don’t like clowns. Creepy.
*this has been your installment of life stories you really didn’t care to hear*
SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT:
I have some sketches that I’ve been doing over the school year whenever I get bored. I think they’re nothing special, but my family seems to like ‘em, so, y’know, why the hell not?
Just some random cartoon-y crap:
ht tp://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=9784&id=100000018426580&saved
Sorry. It seems one must be a member of facebook to see anything on facebook.
My dad got started in art by sketching in school. Keep on!
Hehe! I’m not much of an artist. I just draw stuff I like.
I could probably make a halfway decent comic if I wanted to. I have a drawing in the album of the Grim Reaper, except I made him look friendly and even sort of cute, in a rather detached sort of way. It’s kinda cool.
A not so Grim Reaper. Develop it. Even if you don’t sell it you have the practice and something for your portfolio. Throw nothing away. You may come back to it years from now.
Are the chemo hallucinations coming back or was there some idiot doing a series of asinine posts here. (I don’t mean me!) Now he’s vanished. More weird Halloween stuff.
*whistles innocently*
*eyes suspiciously*
*polishes halo*
*even more suspicious*
♫All alone, I’m so all alone♫
♫There is no one else but you♫
♫All alone by the telephone♫
♫Waiting for a ring, a ting-a-ling♫
it’s funny cuz his name is tyrone and he’s black
that was bound to happen
The Lid falling back down on the poor guy just completes the story! HA!
Where’s John Conner?
Last
Serious talk here:
That’s why you don’t scare strangers, PTSD trigger those kind of reactions. By the man reaction after he punched the masked guy, you can see he just reacted on instinct. Hell, leave race alone, I had a white roommate who had a bat under her bed, and I almost got hit when I wanted to wake her up to ask her something.
Falcon Punch!
I’m surprised it took that many responses before somebody said that.
Most epic vid on the net.
hey guys!
what is the man asking the black guy?i cant understand it really?
What’s your name?
- Tyrone
Are you going trick or treating?
- No, probably…
RAWR!
BOOM!!!
oh… lol
I want him on my team!
he “probably” grew up in the projects where one often has to react fast to survive…
Shit, this video is ANCIENT! Another OldBlog fail!
That is like failtacular!! Its a fail so spectacular its almost a win!
I think that’s a reaction win.
He was expecting it!!!11ONEone
its mor like WIN
Oh la belle droite!
Tyr-owned
Black people are impulsively violent.
What part of “Rewind” didn’t you guys understand?
And that seems more like a WIN!
Jack-In-The-Box meets Whack-A-Mole !!!!!!
Major killer instinct win for that guy!
Wow great reflexes.
Capital High School Olympia, WA WIN.
This was taped YEARS ago for CNS-Capital News Service.
I believe it was in 02.
Before the remodel, and before all the snow made the roof collapse.
Classic tape, Great job Failblog for keeping it alive.
CHS ALUMNI WIN!!!
*Video was shot at the lower part of the school.
The sign on the wall says Administration, with the CHS Cougar next to the arrow. This is when the office was downstairs, as I stated, before the remodel.
The vending machines are there because this was right next to the Gym and wrestling mat rooms.
The glass trophy cases contain multiple football, baseball, and golf trophies, as CHS is one BAMF at sports.
The black dude reacted this way, because there are only about 60 black people in Washington State.
Honestly.
We had ONE black guy on our football team.
ONE.
And two on the Basketball team.
Do you understand a little better now??
He was reverting to behaviors that he relied upon before he moved to Olympia.
If you are from Olympia, and you arent a damn Greener, or lesbian, you are the minority.
Olympia, WA=Uber Megatron Fail.
i bet he didnt see that coming
That is so funny. He has a hair trigger on the fist! Cool