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	<title>Comments on: Doorbell Fail</title>
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		<title>By: hoogabooga</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1004689</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hoogabooga]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[paradox]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>paradox</p>
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		<title>By: Speciālists</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-999932</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Speciālists]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ring or not ring , that&#039;s the question :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ring or not ring , that&#8217;s the question <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: sağlık market</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-919786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sağlık market]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 08:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aha! The ol’ contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aha! The ol’ contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.</p>
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		<title>By: Usdating</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-743630</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Usdating]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve made it to the end. Thanks for putting it together. Lots of things I didn&#039;t know. BOOKMARKED!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve made it to the end. Thanks for putting it together. Lots of things I didn&#8217;t know. BOOKMARKED!</p>
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		<title>By: Lars-Mohammed</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-678811</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lars-Mohammed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Soviet Russia, bell rings you!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Soviet Russia, bell rings you!</p>
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		<title>By: S-Mies</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-669598</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[S-Mies]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: http://twitpic.com/mx9qf]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Source: <a href="http://twitpic.com/mx9qf" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/mx9qf</a></p>
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		<title>By: Roxie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-669052</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Roxie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoa, that is MY house. How did that get here?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoa, that is MY house. How did that get here?</p>
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		<title>By: J</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-662843</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[J]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This reminds me of someone I used to date.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This reminds me of someone I used to date.</p>
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		<title>By: Unsatisfied</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-662237</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsatisfied]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That picture looks like it was taken on a Marine Corps Installation. lol Opsec FAIL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture looks like it was taken on a Marine Corps Installation. lol Opsec FAIL</p>
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		<title>By: psychology major</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-661071</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[psychology major]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Borderline Personality Disorder*  - the most exciting relationships you&#039;ll ever have!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Borderline Personality Disorder*  &#8211; the most exciting relationships you&#8217;ll ever have!</p>
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		<title>By: Stryde</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-661067</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stryde]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I DON&#039;T KNOW WHAT TO DO. AAAAH. D:]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I DON&#8217;T KNOW WHAT TO DO. AAAAH. D:</p>
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		<title>By: UKSponge360</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-661039</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[UKSponge360]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m so confused right now...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so confused right now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-660856</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[classic dilemma]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>classic dilemma</p>
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		<title>By: Mouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-660487</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait, what? Your elbows have mushrooms?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, what? Your elbows have mushrooms?</p>
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		<title>By: Piggy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-660326</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Piggy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-660326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My head exploded]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My head exploded</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny Locust</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-660123</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnny Locust]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ogrady</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-660000</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ogrady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#039;t know, I can&#039;t tell you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you don&#8217;t know, I can&#8217;t tell you.</p>
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		<title>By: ogrady</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659997</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ogrady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t forget mormons!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t forget mormons!</p>
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		<title>By: keithybabes</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659946</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[keithybabes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s the door to enlightenment (The bell makes the sound of one hand clapping). Once you realize what you have to do, you too will be a Zen master.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the door to enlightenment (The bell makes the sound of one hand clapping). Once you realize what you have to do, you too will be a Zen master.</p>
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		<title>By: np</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659877</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[np]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659877</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s things like this that make my brain explode.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s things like this that make my brain explode.</p>
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		<title>By: JuuEi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659876</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JuuEi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659876</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This one&#039;s new, but old.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one&#8217;s new, but old.</p>
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		<title>By: ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659870</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check!</p>
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		<title>By: Brewski</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659839</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brewski]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this doorbell located next to the door with the sign that says &quot;This is not a door&quot;?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this doorbell located next to the door with the sign that says &#8220;This is not a door&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659813</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can press it, but not ring it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can press it, but not ring it.</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659812</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659812</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What about a rusty trombone?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about a rusty trombone?</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659808</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659808</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Download the anti-download.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Download the anti-download.</p>
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		<title>By: lezard</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659780</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lezard]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that I&#039;ve just lost &quot;The Game&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that I&#8217;ve just lost &#8220;The Game&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659766</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Я записываю слова столь же хорошие, как эта машина переводчика делает. Поскольку я не перевожу проклятую вещь здесь. Я только нажимаю на слово, &#039;переводят&#039; с английского языка на русский язык. Так съешьте меня. Мы некоторое кьянти.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Я записываю слова столь же хорошие, как эта машина переводчика делает. Поскольку я не перевожу проклятую вещь здесь. Я только нажимаю на слово, &#8216;переводят&#8217; с английского языка на русский язык. Так съешьте меня. Мы некоторое кьянти.</p>
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		<title>By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C]</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659751</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C]]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ding dong or Flakey or Joe Louis or apple pie?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ding dong or Flakey or Joe Louis or apple pie?</p>
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		<title>By: Jesus MK.II</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659726</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jesus MK.II]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*rings bell*
hmm.... Nothng happened.
*universe implodes*
aww s***....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*rings bell*<br />
hmm&#8230;. Nothng happened.<br />
*universe implodes*<br />
aww s***&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jesus Teh kid</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659724</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jesus Teh kid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659724</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[i did Mandarin!
oranges for the win!
Plus i learnt chinese mandarin.
i&#039;ve decided im to tall for a post on this site.
OMG IM POSTING
SHOOP DA WHOOP]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i did Mandarin!<br />
oranges for the win!<br />
Plus i learnt chinese mandarin.<br />
i&#8217;ve decided im to tall for a post on this site.<br />
OMG IM POSTING<br />
SHOOP DA WHOOP</p>
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		<title>By: noob</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659722</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[noob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hmmm.....&lt;__&gt; *click ring* *NUKE BOOM* noob: do not click ring you get blew up okay?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm&#8230;..&lt;__&gt; *click ring* *NUKE BOOM* noob: do not click ring you get blew up okay?</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659716</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[хуя
;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>хуя <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659710</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[pffft. I&#039;m going to fail French anyway.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pffft. I&#8217;m going to fail French anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659707</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, if you&#039;re going to translate stuff into Russian, make sure you spell all the words correctly.

&quot;I do love, they do bring, but I do actually confuse by all this French of [razgovorom].Billy Of mays so im only gooing in order to print this material of randm then they do add, Daviid Of hasslehoff in order to confuse you all?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look, if you&#8217;re going to translate stuff into Russian, make sure you spell all the words correctly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I do love, they do bring, but I do actually confuse by all this French of [razgovorom].Billy Of mays so im only gooing in order to print this material of randm then they do add, Daviid Of hasslehoff in order to confuse you all?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659705</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cantonese?

Impressive. 这广东？]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cantonese?</p>
<p>Impressive. 这广东？</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659704</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never payed attention to signs anyways. I make my own path in life. I ring.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never payed attention to signs anyways. I make my own path in life. I ring.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659703</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659703</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Macht doch nichts. ;-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Macht doch nichts. <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659702</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr Awesome How Dare You AKA Michael J Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659702</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Я люблю, подводят, Но я действительно смущаюсь всем этим французским разговором.Billy Mays Так im только gooing, чтобы напечатать этот материал randm тогда добавляют, Daviid Hasslehoff чтобы смутить Вас всех.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Я люблю, подводят, Но я действительно смущаюсь всем этим французским разговором.Billy Mays Так im только gooing, чтобы напечатать этот материал randm тогда добавляют, Daviid Hasslehoff чтобы смутить Вас всех.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659701</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659701</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you ignore the d&#039; .]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you ignore the d&#8217; .</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659699</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did German and Cantonese at school- sorry]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did German and Cantonese at school- sorry</p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659698</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL, it means (not literally) : &quot;O rly? What if we can French?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL, it means (not literally) : &#8220;O rly? What if we can French?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659697</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659697</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparament il n&#039;y a pas de problème pour ceux qui peuvent pas Françoir. :-(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparament il n&#8217;y a pas de problème pour ceux qui peuvent pas Françoir. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659696</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659696</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Errrr Oui? I think]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Errrr Oui? I think</p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659694</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;i&gt; Oui? Si d&#039;on peut francais? &lt;i&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> Oui? Si d&#8217;on peut francais? </i><i></i></p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659691</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;ll need a tray.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ll need a tray.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon; Yes it's me!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659690</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon; Yes it's me!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659690</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*snork*

Whatever happened to &lt;i&gt; The Cattle in Seattle&lt;/i&gt;?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*snork*</p>
<p>Whatever happened to <i> The Cattle in Seattle</i>?</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659689</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Practitioner of the Corporal Proctology Czuhc MD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659689</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People who can&#039;t English are immediately denied access to the reply function.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People who can&#8217;t English are immediately denied access to the reply function.</p>
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		<title>By: Ace5762</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659686</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ace5762]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29174#comment-659686</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Aha! The ol&#039; contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aha! The ol&#8217; contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.</p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/30/doorbell-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-659684</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Moomin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve forgotten how to English.
*sigh*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve forgotten how to English.<br />
*sigh*</p>
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