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Do not press/push should have been more approriate?
I’m not hitting that download button.
Download the anti-download.
Ring that…oh I can’t do that
Your fingerprint might get on it!
Unless you use other part of your body to ring the bell.
It’d have to be long and hard.
But that would cause a mushroom print. How is that better?
mushroom? like toadstool? or more like chanterelle?
Toadstool, for a really special Dirty Sanchez.
What about a rusty trombone?
Wait, what? Your elbows have mushrooms?
So I’m confused. Do I press it or not?
Do both.
You can press it, but not ring it.
Thats childish and inappropriate. Plus its decidedly trollish. I may give you over to the regulars to feast on your brain (if you have one at all). Please don’t do that ever again as long as you live. Don’t do it even when you die. I’m serious. I will ressurect your corpse and kill you all over again. Not that i was the cause of the first.
*coughs nervously and hides behind a convieniently placed pillar*
He/she looks as if he/she is about to ring that bell, what with the long finger and all the precautions.
Ah yes, She must be prepared to face off against the meanest of enemies. El doorbello! the mexican Doorbell murderer, he kills just as you push it. Once he was a security guard but got fired. Now he sets traps for unsuspecting victims.
do not want
Is that the house of Quasimodo?
That name doesn’t ring a bell.
Please ring the FAIL!
Do not FAIL!
Check!
Maybe that bell has some kind of personality disorder?
Hard childhood?
*Borderline Personality Disorder* – the most exciting relationships you’ll ever have!
hahah first fail
*rings bell without ringing*
That wasn’t too hard.
*shouts DING DONG*
there, simple.
*covers ears*
piece of cake.
Hellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooo.
Ding dong.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
A dell
Dung dung dung
Fighters out, Round 1!
Woop, my name is Moomin Ali
Float like a brick, go to pieces like ghee
That’s from Rumble in the Dungle, no?
Nah, the the vanilla’s in the chilla
*noms icecream*
*snork*
Whatever happened to The Cattle in Seattle?
If you can climb the ladderless ladder to ring the bell without ringing it, why not treat yourself to breakfast at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe.
I was there once, their spaghetti sucks.
It’s more an atmosphere thing, than to actually have food.
The spaghetti fights back?
No, just the Bull steak and swordfish.
Unfortunately I didn’t really like the atmosphere too. Maybe it’s the lack of oxygen, but who knows.
Not fights back, but has that strange fire in its eyes. Not in a good way.
*Toniiight…
fire in your eyeeeees…
ay, ay ay*
That’s what happens when order penne arriabiatta. Now it’s time for angry pasta!
(Kindly note the spelling in this message may be erroneous or downright wrong)
You’ll need a tray.
It’s awfully quiet in here.
.
*suddenly remembers WN*
*cries*
I’ve forgotten how to English.
*sigh*
People who can’t English are immediately denied access to the reply function.
Oui? Si d’on peut francais?
Errrr Oui? I think
LOL, it means (not literally) : “O rly? What if we can French?”
If you ignore the d’ .
pffft. I’m going to fail French anyway.
Apparament il n’y a pas de problème pour ceux qui peuvent pas Françoir.
Did German and Cantonese at school- sorry
Macht doch nichts.
Cantonese?
Impressive. 这广东？
i did Mandarin!
oranges for the win!
Plus i learnt chinese mandarin.
i’ve decided im to tall for a post on this site.
OMG IM POSTING
SHOOP DA WHOOP
Я люблю, подводят, Но я действительно смущаюсь всем этим французским разговором.Billy Mays Так im только gooing, чтобы напечатать этот материал randm тогда добавляют, Daviid Hasslehoff чтобы смутить Вас всех.
Look, if you’re going to translate stuff into Russian, make sure you spell all the words correctly.
“I do love, they do bring, but I do actually confuse by all this French of [razgovorom].Billy Of mays so im only gooing in order to print this material of randm then they do add, Daviid Of hasslehoff in order to confuse you all?”
Я записываю слова столь же хорошие, как эта машина переводчика делает. Поскольку я не перевожу проклятую вещь здесь. Я только нажимаю на слово, ‘переводят’ с английского языка на русский язык. Так съешьте меня. Мы некоторое кьянти.
хуя
Aha! The ol’ contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.
I never payed attention to signs anyways. I make my own path in life. I ring.
Don’t forget mormons!
hmmm…..<__> *click ring* *NUKE BOOM* noob: do not click ring you get blew up okay?
*rings bell*
hmm…. Nothng happened.
*universe implodes*
aww s***….
Ding dong or Flakey or Joe Louis or apple pie?
I think that I’ve just lost “The Game”
Is this doorbell located next to the door with the sign that says “This is not a door”?
If you don’t know, I can’t tell you.
This one’s new, but old.
It’s things like this that make my brain explode.
It’s the door to enlightenment (The bell makes the sound of one hand clapping). Once you realize what you have to do, you too will be a Zen master.
“Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!”
My head exploded
classic dilemma
I’m so confused right now…
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. AAAAH. D:
That picture looks like it was taken on a Marine Corps Installation. lol Opsec FAIL
This reminds me of someone I used to date.
Whoa, that is MY house. How did that get here?
Source: http://twitpic.com/mx9qf
In Soviet Russia, bell rings you!
I’ve made it to the end. Thanks for putting it together. Lots of things I didn’t know. BOOKMARKED!
Aha! The ol’ contradictory instructions loop. Perfect for trapping door to door salesmen and jehovas witnesses.
Ring or not ring , that’s the question
paradox