Comments on: Baseball Bat Fail

By: Agent 47

Agent 47 — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:33:10 +0000

What kind of dumbshit names a (presumably) male child “Jaden?” The might as well have named him sexually frustrated meth addict.

By: larsson

larsson — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:09:43 +0000

Happy Buttplug Jared!

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:52:08 +0000

Uh, cakewrecks did this already, and did it better

By: Andre

Andre — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:52:39 +0000

Its a big turd that somebody threw third base on and then drove over with the lawn mover? Maybe?

By: MentalFloss

MentalFloss — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:59:45 +0000

What the hell kind of a name is “Jaden”?

God, can we PLEASE stop with the pretentious-sounding made-up bullcrap yuppie kid names???

If I hear one more parent yelling at their “Connor” or “Ayden” or “McKenna”, I will strangle them with their own entrails.

By: bbar

bbar — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:21:04 +0000

Is this supposed to be the dirt path between the pitcher’s mound and home plate? No way that’s supposed to be a bat.

By: CBR954Girrrl

CBR954Girrrl — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:49:13 +0000

LOL! Love The Holy Grail! Nice reference there Zombie!

By: Mithras

Mithras — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:03:39 +0000

Which is a bigger fail? The fact that the baseball bat looks like a schlong, or the fact that the kids name is “Jaden”?

By: Murilo Romulo

Murilo Romulo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:41:26 +0000

So well made, sure.

By: McNanner

McNanner — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:38:51 +0000

I’d hit it.

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:51:54 +0000

By: alex

alex — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:27:30 +0000

That’s supposed to be a screw. As in “screwball”. Wordplay failure.

By:

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:20:27 +0000

It should be the one that has 200,000 views

By:

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:19:25 +0000

Watch Fastest Time To Eat A Raw Onion on YouTube, I almost choked laughing, srsly funnier than anything on failblog

By:

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:16:44 +0000

397rd

By: finefin

finefin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:42:10 +0000

hmm… looks like a rocket.

By: Christian

Christian — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:40:05 +0000

Penis or not, that thing looks delicious!!

By: puppatoons

puppatoons — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:23:44 +0000

Is Jaden a boy’s or girl’s name? I’ve seen the names “Reighlaiegh”, “Kayedehn” and “Austlynn”on a day care center sign (wishing him/her/it a happy birthday) and I can’t figure out what these names belong to or where they come from.

By: Jadon

Jadon — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:22:54 +0000

its a real name you dumbass. names are not confined to just Tom Dick and Harry.

By: Jadon

Jadon — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:21:36 +0000

thats my name -.-

By: Caveman5000

Caveman5000 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:03:58 +0000

Lol, good one

By: Caveman5000

Caveman5000 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:03:06 +0000

That bat looks like a turd flattened at one end with a bandage wrapped around the end of it

By: nihonjinkeiho

nihonjinkeiho — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:58:40 +0000

They don’t ever say that…

By: Mary

Mary — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:51:38 +0000

Looks nothing like a baseball bat. But I wonder who would wish the kid a big black d*ck on their 11th b-day??

By: johnd9007

johnd9007 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:40:13 +0000

Kraut ‘N Kielbasa sounds good right about now C’MERE! Nom nom nom

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:54:47 +0000

you know what you know, if you know what I mean – mz. brickell.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:53:33 +0000

so his name is supposed to be what… jordan?

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:53:03 +0000

just don’t poop on it dogbreath.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:52:18 +0000

is that a different way of saying “it’s not the meat, it’s the motion”?

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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:40:41 +0000

Take it like a man Leila!

By: johnd9007

johnd9007 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:17:06 +0000

Ummm….*looks around* well if noone is going to eat it….

By: Scooby Don't

Scooby Don't — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:57:43 +0000

Well then, I know a certain cookie cake who’s sleeping with Mommy tonight!

By: Cloral

Cloral — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:40:01 +0000

Tuukku.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:04:49 +0000

Jaden? What the heck is that? That’s not even anything close to a real name. NAMING FAIL!

By: Fairus

Fairus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:53:40 +0000

Sorry ZA! I didn’t realize you were napping there, I kind of got caught up in the moment. No hard feelings?

Of course you can have some cake *hands Dragonwriter some cake*

By: dc

dc — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:36:46 +0000

but that’s how i learned baseball…. what fail 0_0

By: John

John — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:37:02 +0000

whoever did this was either a master of disguise, or an idiot

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:30:43 +0000

4. xany.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:30:04 +0000

* stares *

woof!!

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:29:19 +0000

bixexual is pretty funny… made me pay more attention.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:28:27 +0000

* Stares *

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:27:46 +0000

on the cake or on your nose?

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:26:33 +0000

a chick with a dic*?

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:19:33 +0000

Thanks for the info. I appreciate the help. Unfortunately, I am blocked. Darn work computer.

By: OPMS - Flo (Employee Of The Month)

OPMS - Flo (Employee Of The Month) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:47:06 +0000

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By: OPMS - Flo (Employee Of The Month)

OPMS - Flo (Employee Of The Month) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:46:11 +0000

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By: zooomz♀w/love to MOM aka LGB

zooomz♀w/love to MOM aka LGB — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:43:55 +0000

green spam and eggs?

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:36:01 +0000

I believe that I need to figure out how to build an avatar without getting myself into any trouble.

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:34:53 +0000

Sorry LGB. I think I’m working on it. But you know, thinking comes from not knowing.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:34:49 +0000

For the record, mine look MUCH more realistic but thank you for thinking of me.