Comments on: Livestock Transportation Fail

By: prolaroid

prolaroid — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:29:14 +0000

Why the hell is that a fail?

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:45:46 +0000

Yes, exactly!

By: EriinDoll

EriinDoll — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 03:29:35 +0000

cow WIN

By: A Random Person

A Random Person — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:58:41 +0000

**cue angry hindus**

By: Jparkerluv

Jparkerluv — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:16:35 +0000

Lmao. This looks like something you’d see in Dominican Republic

By: cut it twice its still too short

cut it twice its still too short — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:40:48 +0000

he said he wanted a leather seat cover, but isn’t there some kind of tanning process involved?

By: The Vegan Eaton

The Vegan Eaton — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:37:48 +0000

win

By: W

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:25:34 +0000

“good evening mem, can i see your driving license please?”

By: Crittergeist

Crittergeist — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:13:58 +0000

OK – one more.

“Come on, man! We’ve only got minutes to get to Moo Mesa!”

By: Crittergeist

Crittergeist — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:13:06 +0000

Guess that’s what you call a real HELL’S ANGUS.

I wonder if he has to take the udderpass when he’s on the highway?

“BOOOORN TO BE LIIIIIVESTOCK!”

OK, I’m done.

By: LOLWUT

LOLWUT — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:39:52 +0000

only in tansania…

By: Laughing self silly

Laughing self silly — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:16:16 +0000

a.) Wonder why they aren’t wearing protection??? (I meant why aren’t they wearing helmets… what were YOU thinking???)

b.) Oh sure, put the bovine in the front b/c he has to STEER?

c.) That’s one horny cyclist… or is that two???

d.) Wheeeeeeeeere’s the beef… oh, there it is, right in front of me.

By: Beefer

Beefer — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:33:41 +0000

It’s not a cow!!!

By: Kingbob

Kingbob — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:19:04 +0000

So, is the cow transporting the human or is the human transporting the cow?

By: Monique

Monique — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:59:00 +0000

lol i thought it couldnt get worse than the goat on the mans back on the bike lolololol

By: Jon Doe

Jon Doe — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:27:32 +0000

To call this a fail is western arrogance part 38475683465789347589340573478956.

By: TeakLipstickFiend

TeakLipstickFiend — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:17:14 +0000

How is this a Fail? He’s getting the cow transported. I call it a win.

By: uberfail

uberfail — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:52:39 +0000

mad max 2!

By: marisa

marisa — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:44:51 +0000

dont have a cow man.

By: WhoNose

WhoNose — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:40:20 +0000

“What? What’s so funny? I asked her for a ride and she gave me one.”

By: fairywench

fairywench — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:21:35 +0000

Okay, the dealership those two borrowed that bike from for a test drive is gonna be really ticked off when they see this. They were only supposed to go to to the end of the block and back.

By: Kaeli

Kaeli — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:22:02 +0000

The Gods Must Be Crazy 2 has a scene in which a lost American is found by a gentleman on a bike. She manages to communicate that she needs help, so he hands her his chicken, parks her on the handlebars, and pedals off with her.

This pic just made me think of that, and I laughed. You probably had to be there.

By: Jugad

Jugad — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:20:26 +0000

Driving instructions for the cow ride…
Pull tail to honk. Do not stop near shoulders with bushes, unless cow is hungry. Do not run out of gas – you cant refuel. Do not encourage cow to use brakes / gears or drive itself. Do not slow down near bulls… you might be sandwiched, unless you prefer it.

By: gab

gab — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:45:22 +0000

LOOK AT THE COW POSITION XD. looks like the guy is raping a cow

By: Hertz

Hertz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:37:54 +0000

And when the fun is over there is always the BBQ to look forward to.

By: Shiitake

Shiitake — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:27:46 +0000

He is riding the cow riding the bike style!
Sweet!

By: John

John — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:43:12 +0000

that’s pretty sweet. I think this is a win.

By: Omer

Omer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:59:18 +0000

Aaahh… kenya. the good life. **** cows and then drink their milk.

By: john

john — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:10 +0000

I’ve drank a lot of booze and done a lot of drugs in my younger days, but never, ever did I come up with the idea of loading a cow on a motorcycle and going for a cruise. I wish I had.

By: john

john — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:54:18 +0000

“Bend over, I’ll drive.”

By: Radiozero

Radiozero — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:26:11 +0000

OMG!!! this is a WIN A WIN A WIN. How did he fail, that is an amazing feat. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

By: LuciusMare

LuciusMare — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:24:50 +0000

I dont know,but for some reason i think that that cow is just a cardboard decal,photographed from good angle to be nice on failblog.

By: TheSpacePope

TheSpacePope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:29:08 +0000

^failed yet again *hides his face in shame* DO NOT LOOK AT ME I’M HIDIOUS!

By: TheSpacePope

TheSpacePope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:27:10 +0000

And now having failed not only at making a comment with out a spelling error, but also failing to pick them all out in one correction, I must now ban myself from posting anyfurther comment to save others the time they’ll waste reading my comment.

By: TheSpacePope

TheSpacePope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:24:24 +0000

**weirdo perverts

By: TheSpacePope

TheSpacePope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:23:21 +0000

*there’s

By: TheSpacePope

TheSpacePope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:22:39 +0000

One should be carefully about making such a comment, someone bound to read it and think that you shave certain areas…there a lot of weriod pervets out there

By: tahrey

tahrey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:44:12 +0000

Gah. “Faceplant’s”? My grammar-fu is weak today.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:42:27 +0000

I can’t possibly consider this a FAIL unless, e.g., there’s a follow up picture someone can link where the cow gets pissed off and pitches the guy off the bike. Preferably with the endgame being either “Man in road, cow continuing to ride bike”, or “man faceplant’s cow’s asshole, just before it craps itself in panic”.

I mean, all seems well in his world right now.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:40:45 +0000

how, in gods sweet name, can you tell, when it’s taking up all of about a third of a ~500 pixel wide image?

this kind of shit is plenty common in india and other such places, if you somehow haven’t seen it before. in fact, a single calf is pretty small potatoes in the cramming-livestock-on-a-moped stakes.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:39:03 +0000

comment WIN

By: Cas

Cas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:34:56 +0000

Er… not a real cow. That’s a statue. Still, worth a double-take.

By: Sher

Sher — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:23:12 +0000

Be even better if there was a fast food joint nearby…

By: Satsumo

Satsumo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:28:42 +0000

http://www.acrcd.org/Portals/0/cow%20with%20hat%20for%20web.gif

Ta-dah! A cow in a hat. Google really can find anything. Strongly suspect this has been shopped though.

By: noob

noob — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:07:49 +0000

What the? how he ride O_O lmao Epic fail No cow ride bike lol…

By: dorion55

dorion55 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:36:00 +0000

hahaha…lol

By: Waldo Hunter

Waldo Hunter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:57:53 +0000

I hope he brought a condom, that cow is gonna have a happy ending

By: Sir Galahad

Sir Galahad — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:23:31 +0000

how the hell did he get the cow on the bike????

By: guy

guy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:51:09 +0000

WTF!!??? how is that even possible!!???

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:47:39 +0000

The cow looks, dead. Maybe that’s how he got it there…