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Best fail EVER!
Everyone needs transportation….even the dang animals!
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Check out this FAIL of a cat losing its battle with a door!
Who’s driving who?!
Not driving. More like Muhving!
“What? What’s so funny? I asked her for a ride and she gave me one.”
Check out this fail of comment spam!
how the HELL did he manage to get that cow on that bike?! i m really impressed by this.
Touché
Bad Touche Bad Touche! Stranger Danger!!!
Suck my cow
*sucks Warkst’s cow*
Tasty. Thanks.
Better you than me. I am lactose and asshole intolerant.
If it wasn’t for the lactose tolerant people, there wouldn’t be such a thing as lactose intolerance!!
Or nevermind…
The cow looks, dead. Maybe that’s how he got it there…
Wait, what?
*Is convinced he has seen this fail before*
True, but
-not with a cow, it was a sheep
-not on failblog, it was in Wallace&Gromit
*SnorkS*
True, but
- Not on a bike, it was a bed.
- Not on failblog, it was http://www.yourwetdreams.com
True, but
- Not on a bike, it was a bed.
- Not on failblog, it was at your bachelor party
*snork*
Wasn’t a sheep. T’was a goat.
Almost, one dude had a sheep tied on his back.
Found the previous fail. clickie.
At least the man is wearing his pants.
*Steals man’s pants*
AHA!
*Squeeze*
Ew.
I’m ewwing wondering what exactly it is timbus is squeezing…
I think we all know what Timbus is squeezing.
Milking?
Itsn’t that a bull?
Whoops. Isn’t. my bad.
Who was talking of the livestock here?
Well, I was. I suppose it could be the man, too.
Timbus is having a cuddle party that I’m not attending. Way out of my comfort zone.
not to worry if you don’t let him steal your pants.
*secures pants with heavy duty belt and a master lock*
don’t forget to cover that crack with a sturdy board.
Just you wait… I’ll catch you from behind with your trousers down!
And then sell you to the Russian Workforce.
I think you are overdue for a milking.
One of my “Venn diagrams” thinks so.
Which one – the left or the right?
It depends on your position when looking at them. Wheelbarrow? Bumper car?
I’ll need to check Fluffy’s website for some ideas and get back to you.
I don’t wanna know what he is squeezing.
Image authenticity fail?
your “joke” has missed the broad side of that barn.
I have some questions here:
1. Why?
2. What?
3. Who is the driver and who is the passenger?
4. What?
5. Why?
At first look I thought the cow was driving…
The cow is driving and the guy is tickling it. *tickletickle!*
which of the two is having the moo-ving experience?
Would be terrible if the cow sneezed.
oh lord… there’s a visual.
road apple coming up!
Or worse, how’d you like to be sitting directly behind it when it *ahem* passes gas?! I don’t know that a person could survive that!!
and if he’s smoking a ciggie when that happens…
FOOM!!
BBQ?
it’s a clear WIN
I agree. Cycle Cow for the win!
Fat bottomed cows they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
why is everybody always picking on the fine bovines?
Because these model bovines have been air brushed and cause other bovines to feel bad about their appearance.
no amount of airbrushing can hide the fact that the man has hisself a horny cow.
nay, the cow has himself a horny man.
“Bend over, I’ll drive.”
Yes, exactly!
Hey, at least he’s being green!
Carpool!
I’d be green too if my front parts were being so closely squeezed by a cow’s back parts.
holy cow that’s crazy!
I hope they don’t oxidentally fall off, it would beef atal!
Me and my Cowasaki
It could be a Yamooha
It’s beefed up alright….
Cud we stop with the cow puns please, they are an udder disgrace to fail-blog
The pot calls the cattle black.
Yak Yak Yak, Is this all we ever do?
I hate busy days. I can only graze the blog.
That’s a pity. You’ll miss most of the good yokes.
skip the yolks; serve road apples instead.
That’s a great “tip”.
Talk about efficient scooterpooling..
scooterpooting?
cheap date
This is what you get in free online dating services (or so I am told)
He should try ht tp://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
I met you on a free online dating service, honey. Failblog was out of sheep, so I settled for you. I’ve never regretted it.
And I am very happy about that, even if you did not gave me a ride on a bike.
Bike? I thought you said “dyke.”
Are we talking of our conversation about our Christmas presents for this year?
Yes, I am shopping online for that now. Do you want a blonde or a brunette (redheads are too expensive)?
Say blonde say blonde!
Blonde of course. Because of
Ryalready having a brunette.Her avatar is blonde. However, I think we need to investigate her person.
I have blonde highlights if that counts but you cannot compare drapes to carpet.
My blonde carpet matches my blonde drapes.
*slaps hand to mouth*
I seem to have lost my inner dialogue again.
Tile matches everything!
One should be carefully about making such a comment, someone bound to read it and think that you shave certain areas…there a lot of weriod pervets out there
*there’s
**weirdo perverts
And now having failed not only at making a comment with out a spelling error, but also failing to pick them all out in one correction, I must now ban myself from posting anyfurther comment to save others the time they’ll waste reading my comment.
^failed yet again *hides his face in shame* DO NOT LOOK AT ME I’M HIDIOUS!
Hey barkeeper! One Daiquiri and two straws…
Make that two bales of straw.
fig-ment of your imagination.
And when the fun is over there is always the BBQ to look forward to.
This looks like a scene in a Disney movie or something where you only accept what’s happening because it’s a movie. I don’t know how to feel right now…
Lets explore those confused feelings. How do you feel about cattle?
Oh.. I think they’re bovine!
feeeelings…
nothing more than
feeeeelings. …
Yellow sandals!
What? It’s a motorbike, for Bob’s sake! Have you guys never seen a cowling?
comment WIN
One move from that bull/yack thingy and it’s curtains for the driver!
On the other hand, I’d love to be in the car and drive by to see the bull/yack thingy’s WTF expression.
mooooooo’ve along
there’s nothing to see here.
I’d call this a win. What a rad dude
CLEAR WIN.
As clear as my thoughts on whether he unzipped before mounting.
it’s best you not visualize an unzipped barn door.
MOOOOOOOOOO over!!!!!!!!!
We should take a poll if this is a win?
Where”s the beef!!!
Winananann
winanannnan ananan
winanan nananan (sound of a motorcycle)
I hope everyone has a good day! May your sunshine be warm and bright. May you smile pick someones soul up and they live for another day.
*squeeze* You’re having fun this morning!
We might need to run the poll, there are a lot of “wins”.
if you really want to win, you’ll need more cowbell.
Why Sauerkraut, you have a fever!
that’s okay; I do not fear the reaper.
That, my friends, is a WIN.
That, my friend, is not a very original comment.
At least it is not fully grown,
He would need a much bigger engine for that.
900 V Twin?
Fully grown, nothing smaller than a goldwing I reckon.
But seriously.. how did he get the cow on to the bike??
That poor man is waiting for the Viagra to wear off.
very carefully.
Well, I can’t call this a fail ’cause I’m impressed. How does one entice a (?yearling, ?2-year-old) bovine onto a motorbike AND successfully navigate?
I really don’t believe it’s physically possible.
This coming from the guy that was able to get a sheep to put her back hooves behind her neck that one time. Puh-leez.
When I was in Mali, West Africa last year, we saw stuff like this every day. A family of 5 or 6 on a scooter, 4 goats tied together and laid between a guys legs on a scooter, a herd of sheep bound and stacked on top of a bus.
The mental !mage of a whole herd of sheep bound and stacked on the top of a bus is killing me!!!
You think it’s killing you? Just think of how the sheep felt when they went through a tunnel!
how udderly ridiculous.
That’s a fail? I’d like to see how that guy got the cow on the bike myself.
WIN.
That’s my cousin!!!
*snork*
Not a safety conscious ungulate?
No helmet.
I don’t think it will fit on the horns.
In todays world, I am sure there would be a way to drill holes in it without ruining the integrity….
OK, OK, I just want to see a cow in a hat.
How about a bandanna with sparklies all over it?
Hmmmmmm, depends how sparkly!
Think Swarovski!!!! I would think real diamonds would be ostentatious. No one likes a blamboyant bovine.
Ok, I could be tempted, but I would really prefer a hat…..*daydreams of ermintrude*
Le Manège enchanté?
Oooooooh! I see where you are going with that. Perhaps we can add some fancy plumage.
And lace!
and flowers, lots of flowers.
Wait, wait…slow down you two. I have to put this down… lace, flowers, plumage… Oh how I love this!!!! Anything else?
30kg of sequins?
You know those sort of pot shaped helmets with the spike in the center? That’s what I’m picturing, but with plumes instead of a spike, the whole brim trimmed with lace, strings of pearls, and that trim is accented with rinestones and flowers. Oh, and the helmet parts that actually show? Hot pink glittery.
*blink*
*blink*
30kg?
…..for the cape.
*stifled LOL*
Sequins and pearls and plumes and rinestones … Now I am not so sure.
What happened to the ‘less is more’ mantra ladies?
Are we gonna paint her hooves too?
We’re talking about decking out a cow, how could less possibly be more??
*debates pink sparkly leg warmers*
*fetches hoof paint*
If we get her a cape adorned with 30kg of sequins, I think we may as well get her some leg warmers.
I have some left over house paint we can use. That’s a saving for us.
What do we do for her tail?
Holographic tape wrap?
GMTA k@!!! Heeeeeee!!!!!!
Can we add those thingies you’d find on a girl’s bike handles to the holographic tape? To accentuate her fluffly tail end of course.
Who can we get to try this out…….
Suzie, where are you?
Um, ladies, I, uh, hate to break it to you, but my cousin is not a girly-girl…*snerk*
She won’t come within a mile of anything pink or frilly…
What’s with all the feathers and sequins? I’m starting to look like Liberache…
The only thing remotely shapely on a cow is her legs and you ladies want to cover them up with bulky legwarmers? HELLO? How about some red sparkly pumps instead?
In that case, here’s a candelabra for you, dahling!
As in a bandana with bling?
*pictures a sort of “gangsta” cow*
*giggles*
TeeHee!!!! *MorningSqueezies*
Hey Ry said she has a recipe for cheesecake pumpkin pie.
WooHOO! Will she send it to my blog?
*squeeze!!*
I won’t be here all that long today, massive cleaning to be done and all before 5ish. Rooster coming over tonight and we’re leaving for St. Louis in the a.m. Plus, that cleaning really has to get done as my folks have already paid me!!!
I will ask her to send it to your blog if I see her.
Are you excited about the trip? Are you guys flying or driving?
Very excited, and we’re taking the train. It should take about 5 hours or so. Which is perfect for a first trip together. I’m packing a cooler with soda, beer, and fried chicken (lunch). Otherwise I’m almost all packed (gotta get a few things from the dry cleaners).
Sounds romantic.
I hope you have a great time!!!!
Thanks! I plan to!
Posted!
Thanks Ry!! It looks delicious!!
http://www.acrcd.org/Portals/0/cow%20with%20hat%20for%20web.gif
Ta-dah! A cow in a hat. Google really can find anything. Strongly suspect this has been shopped though.
No, she’s a wild one…likes to feel the wind in her hide. I keep telling her she’s mad….
I got to admit, “Where’s the cows helmet?” whas my second thought.
how do you even get a cow on a dirt bike?
a) it’s not a dirt bike;
2) very carefully.
Someone needs to tell that cow that picking up hitchhikers is dangerous.
…especially as all this one wants to do is cuddle.
I would pay to see the video of the moo cow/bull being loaded on the bike.
When you gotta cow, you gotta cow.
This is not a fail.
Ridin’ cow WIN!
I wonder who’s driving x]
I wonder how many people are going to ask that.
*sings Moooove Closer*
The guy in front of him had to change his sideview mirror to say “cow may be closer than it appears”
COWABUNGA!!!!!
Where have you been?
Good to see you.
He mumbled something about stalking and crept out quietly
I think you are right.
And again I say, “How in hell is this a FAIL?”
Who is riding whom?
Buona mattina signorino. Tu hai peccato.
No non ho peccato. Io sono uno buon bambino.
Put the guy in cowboy boots, jeans and a cowboy hat and it is a normal sight every time I drive to Tulsa to fly out. No fail here.
In Tulsa, who is driving? The bovine or human?
Ever notice most cows are named Daisy or Bessie? Where do you think that movie originated? Don’t let them fool you into thinking it was really in Alabama.
It’s just a couple in love on a romantic afternoon ride. Look how sweetly their legs are intertwined
MAJOR WIN!
You lean when I lean, got it?
Two words: bum steer.
Redefining bullrush?
*squeeze*
He’s got a lot at steak.
*squeeze*
They see me rollin’….they hatin’….
How can it look like I’ve posted a duplicate comment when the comment has not appeared?
Answer that!
Yeah!! *looks sinister*…*waits*
BEASTIALITY!!!!
Veal and a show?
No, no. Clearly too old and lanky to be good veal.
Speaking of, where’s the PETA freaks stomping their paws that the cow’s not wearing a helmet or in a carseat or something?
Is he one of those greenpeace guys?
Cows come and cows go, but the bull in this place goes on forever.
DITH — what the heck are you doin’ on this fail? Everyone’s on the Product Placement fail. High-tail it over there!
Reminds me of the joke, What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are both fun to ride until your friends see you!
What gets me it that the cow is totaly calm, like thias happens all the time or something.
The new 2010 Ducati Mootorcycles look plenty roomy, but that two cylinder doesn’t look like it’d make it over Kilimanjaro.
Just taking the little woman out on a date.
cow date?
That…works…?
what is that which prevent the cow from falling down?
probably his willpower
looks like he’s humping a cow…
Hmm..Dunno how this is fail, probably the best way to transport an animal quickly without some sort of trailer.
am i the only one who thinks it looks like a cardboard cut out?
No way, that guy is totally 3D and breathing.
He could be onto something. Everyone knows a fish can ride a bicycle, why not a cow?
Clearly, I’m gender confused today.
I’ve always been confused about your gender so welcome to my world.
Like hell fail.
Some things just don’t even need words…
Quick! Honk the horn!
Just wondering … if you photoshop away the motorbike, that might look nasty.
That’s hilarious.
WTF!!??? how is that even possible!!???
how the hell did he get the cow on the bike????
I hope he brought a condom, that cow is gonna have a happy ending
hahaha…lol
What the? how he ride O_O lmao Epic fail No cow ride bike lol…
Be even better if there was a fast food joint nearby…
Er… not a real cow. That’s a statue. Still, worth a double-take.
how, in gods sweet name, can you tell, when it’s taking up all of about a third of a ~500 pixel wide image?
this kind of shit is plenty common in india and other such places, if you somehow haven’t seen it before. in fact, a single calf is pretty small potatoes in the cramming-livestock-on-a-moped stakes.
I can’t possibly consider this a FAIL unless, e.g., there’s a follow up picture someone can link where the cow gets pissed off and pitches the guy off the bike. Preferably with the endgame being either “Man in road, cow continuing to ride bike”, or “man faceplant’s cow’s asshole, just before it craps itself in panic”.
I mean, all seems well in his world right now.
Gah. “Faceplant’s”? My grammar-fu is weak today.
I dont know,but for some reason i think that that cow is just a cardboard decal,photographed from good angle to be nice on failblog.
OMG!!! this is a WIN A WIN A WIN. How did he fail, that is an amazing feat. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
I’ve drank a lot of booze and done a lot of drugs in my younger days, but never, ever did I come up with the idea of loading a cow on a motorcycle and going for a cruise. I wish I had.
Aaahh… kenya. the good life. **** cows and then drink their milk.
that’s pretty sweet. I think this is a win.
He is riding the cow riding the bike style!
Sweet!
LOOK AT THE COW POSITION XD. looks like the guy is raping a cow
Driving instructions for the cow ride…
Pull tail to honk. Do not stop near shoulders with bushes, unless cow is hungry. Do not run out of gas – you cant refuel. Do not encourage cow to use brakes / gears or drive itself. Do not slow down near bulls… you might be sandwiched, unless you prefer it.
The Gods Must Be Crazy 2 has a scene in which a lost American is found by a gentleman on a bike. She manages to communicate that she needs help, so he hands her his chicken, parks her on the handlebars, and pedals off with her.
This pic just made me think of that, and I laughed. You probably had to be there.
Okay, the dealership those two borrowed that bike from for a test drive is gonna be really ticked off when they see this. They were only supposed to go to to the end of the block and back.
dont have a cow man.
mad max 2!
How is this a Fail? He’s getting the cow transported. I call it a win.
To call this a fail is western arrogance part 38475683465789347589340573478956.
lol i thought it couldnt get worse than the goat on the mans back on the bike lolololol
So, is the cow transporting the human or is the human transporting the cow?
It’s not a cow!!!
a.) Wonder why they aren’t wearing protection??? (I meant why aren’t they wearing helmets… what were YOU thinking???)
b.) Oh sure, put the bovine in the front b/c he has to STEER?
c.) That’s one horny cyclist… or is that two???
d.) Wheeeeeeeeere’s the beef… oh, there it is, right in front of me.
only in tansania…
Guess that’s what you call a real HELL’S ANGUS.
I wonder if he has to take the udderpass when he’s on the highway?
“BOOOORN TO BE LIIIIIVESTOCK!”
OK, I’m done.
OK – one more.
“Come on, man! We’ve only got minutes to get to Moo Mesa!”
“good evening mem, can i see your driving license please?”
win
he said he wanted a leather seat cover, but isn’t there some kind of tanning process involved?
Lmao. This looks like something you’d see in Dominican Republic
**cue angry hindus**
cow WIN
Why the hell is that a fail?