it’s not like there’s only one person who ONLY sins about partying …. have you ever listened to what kids listen theese days ? If it’s not about killing gangstas , taking drugs , having sex with whores or doing all those things at the same time , then it can’t be number one …. unless you are a sexy girl who undresses in her video clips or some emo androgyne who cry on his mic ….
so seeing all these people not knowing Andrew W.K. makes me almost happy ….
this is what happens when homosexuals are let out of the house without a properly trained handler
*for those of you who cant tell, i am joking. there is always at least one frail ego out there*
no he’s not
he’s actually really handsome
and he wears the hobo clothes to be his own person
just look at him in this show he used to be in called “21 jump street”
Well, okay. But it’s kinda like partying at a funeral. So you’ll have to forgive me for being low-key.
*passes around beers*
*guzzles one*
♫ Thanks for the memories!! ♪
*spies AE bent over, licking liquor*
*sneaks up from behind…*
Naw, I can’t do it.
Wait? What am I saying? WhoaNellie would WANT me to!
*skewers AE in the tuchus with E.T. finger*
For you, WN!
He said goodbye on the Product Placement fail earlier today. I’ve been crying on and off all day. This might sound stupid, since I don’t him personally, but I feel like I’ve lost a good friend. I had been reading his posts for a long time before I stopped lurking, and he always made me chuckle.
Messed up day at work, delayed and now messed up day on the blog. I wish I felt this more, but …
[Pink Floyd]
The show must go on!
[/Pink Floyd]
*wheels in shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*polishes cannon with ShamWow*
*load ridiculous amount of powder and confetti*
*points cannon in a non-dangerous direction*
*partially buries self – hesitates to light it …*
*slowly lights fuse – quickly buries self*
Those without video:
Fox news is interviewing somebody via split screen. The interviewer is asking a lengthy question about the morality of polygamy and other nonsense, and the interviewee in the split screen is making a horrendous cross-eyed frowny face. Then he just answers “YES!” to the question.
Somebody else can probably do a better job explaining, but that’s the gist of it.
My mothers company put in a lactation room when they moved to a new space. From what I understand it’s like a bathroom without the toilets. Cold, tile, and bad lighting.
I wish the room was refrigerated. A lady here put the milk she expressed right the in the refrigerator…where I keep my lunch. I don’t think it’s so gross but kinda unnerving to see that there is someone’s milk … right there … by my food.
I’m a SoCal gal, too. Growing up, I didn’t know anyone who went to church. Anyone. I knew one or two who went to synagogue on High Holy Days — but I was fairly certain that hardly anyone in the country went to church since I didn’t know anyone who did.
My daughter is 5 1/2, and I don’t think she’s ever been in any kind of “house of worship.” She’s been to a couple of weddings, but one was in a back yard & one was at some sort of restaurant/resort-ish complex.
I like singing at church. We have a rock band and an energetic good time. Church shouldn’t be boring or irrelevant. (IMO)
When I’m leading and I look out and see the ‘worship zombies’ (ppl there in body only, not participating), I think, “Hey, it’s a beautiful day, why are they here and not out having fun?!?” A lot of people out here in the ‘Bible Belt’ go to church out of habit as a purely social convention; it’s how they grew up.
Never had one to lose. I mean, sure I believe the people associated with some religions existed, (i.e Jesus and Mohammad) but I have a problem accepting that they are more than that.
When was the last time you saw a zombie take offense at anything? OK, maybe we get offended that you try so hard not to be eaten by us, but other than that …
*smacks forehead*
Duh! The teleporter’s not broken! We can have both.
*flips open communicator*
Enterprise, beam everyone at my location to the Caneel Bay resort on St. Johns Island.
*Changes into retro Jams*
Lets hit the beach!
*sigh*
Some luxury resort! If you want something done right…
*opens communicator*
Enterprise, beam the cabana boy to my location immediately.
*cabana boy materializes*
Bring me a margarita, and make sure to get everyone elses order.
October and I'm already dreaming of the beach.
It's going to be a long winter
Leila - Made of Toxic Cocoa with Shiny New IgnoreButton™ says:
You folks do realize this bag will be too heavy need to be checked. You’ll end up in a holding pattern over Heathrow and disappear into terminal 5 never to be heard from again.
‘YES!’ <- That was un-called for for. I would've expected for him to do that for a few more seconds until the anchorman stopped him, but the 'YES!' part just multiplies the win by infinity!:D
So I went across to get me a salad and it’s sprinkling here. I come to enter my building and there are a bunch of smokers huddled by the entrance butt sucking. Nevermind there is a sign that says they have to be 25feet away. They have a designated area mind you but it’s not protected from the elements.
Why should I be punished for their choice to smoke? I have allergies and I have to walk thru the cloud of nastiness just to ge thru. Who is at fault? The smoker for having a bad habit or the building management for not providing a covered area for smoking?
What happens when it rains on a smoker? Do they melt?
Sorry if this offends anyone but I just needed to get if off my chest.
The cigarette goes out when rained on.
Building management should do something to provide some kind of shelter and a butt-can of some sort.
Not providing a place for them- or the telltale evidence that gets left behind- does not encourage them to quit. It does encourage them to hunker down in doorways and leave the butts all over the place.
I complained at my company’s old building. We had 3 entrances and people smoked at each one. I asked why couldnt one be designated for non-smokers. When I pointed out that there were cigarette butts and ash all over the front entrance, it finally hit home. “It looks bad for visiting clients”. To hell with the health of the employees but I got what I wanted.
Avis, I agree, if no protected area is provided, people are not likely to stand out in the wind and rain and snow. Fortunately, we have some back and side entrances that are rarely used, so people hang out there.
Chicago wants to be a non-smoking town (Ok, all of Illinois wants to be non-smoking, indoors at least) but until they provide proper receptacles for the butts, the city will continue to be littered with them. It’s not so much that the smokers want to throw them on the ground, but there’s really nowhere for them to put them but the ground. Yes, everyone could quit, but how likely is that? That being said, the city also has a major shortage of trash cans in many areas. And we wonder why there’s trash all over the place?
I used to get bronchitis all the time as a kid. . .and then my mom quit smoking.
I have sympathy for people who want to quit but can’t, but when I’m wheezing and choking, it goes away quickly.
Well, it’s back to the windows. Or blinds, rather. THEN I can get to the windows. After that I get to clean my folks place (where I am, right now) then it’s off to my place for a repeat of the whole affair, windows and all.
woohoo
I can't wait.
No, really, I can't wait, I have to be done by 5ish today!
I like to cook and even then I don’t like cleaning my mess. Fortunately I have an awesome husband who is very helpful and doesn’t mind cleaning when I cook.
I find that when I start to clean I can’t stop. I even use brushes to brush in between stuff. I move the oven and fridge and … that’s why I hate cleaning.
Since my 20 minute break turned into closer to 40, I gotta get back to work! See ya later!
Like Tuesday maybe, Rooster’s coming over tonight, and Whirly Bird (in St. Louis) recently had her computer stolen. Looooong story to that one.
Have fun everyone!
Broken faces, burnt and bent
Deal off some from everyone did
Ride on nothin’, ride your head
Got no fear, sayin’ not said
We are a population
We are a factory
We don’t do, but we never did anyway
We are your mother’s father
We are your fighter friend
You can’t stop what you can’t end
I love New York City
Oh yeah, New York City
I love New York City
Oh yeah, New York City
I think it is an appropriate face for any question posed by TV faux-reporters.It is not, however, appropriate to have your two year old nephew do your typing for you.
No way, I celebrate the ability to skip when the need to pee arises. Do you realize how difficult it is to move in that fashion when your bladder is attacking with prejudice?
Heh, this is why I love Red Eye. The guests/celebrities they have on treat it like no one watches it (hey, maybe I’m the only one) and they do and say all kinds of crazy shizit. If you think this is stupid – that’s the whole farking point. It’s stupid and wrong and all kinds of fun.
Good night, Failpeeps. I likely won’t be around until Tuesday — going to Disneyland for a few days for my birthday! Everyone have a safe, happy, fun Halloween!
I was so distracted by that guy’s face, I almost missed how incredibly dumb Mr. Fox News’ question was… 92% vs. 91% in a poll is totally meaningless, unless they polled every person in the country. Nobody at Fox News has heard of margin of error?
He’s damn funny. That is absolutely the right place to screw around during an interview. Andrew W.K. for the win! Oh, and his wife and he seem to get along quite well, so kudos for him.
I guess you have to have watched “Red Eye” to appreciate this format. Tongue in cheek, hilarious, and thought-provoking at times. I think “Red Eye” is more or a Comedy Channel-type program than a Fox News program.
TV’s Andy Levy isn’t “interviewing,” and he isn’t asking questions, for crissakes. This was either his “Halftime Report” or his wrap-up.
Andrew WK win!! especially with pwning a yakking Fox guy with
a) silence
and b) the funniest face a human can make!
Plllz god let this become a classic win!!
*cant stop rofling*
ROFL!!!
He was possessed by demons. Though it seems to have passed in the nick of time.
He kinda reminded me of Jim Carrey there for a moment.
Guys, Guys, guys…
He must remind you of Jeff Hardy from WWE.
More like Matt Hardy.
He kinda looks like someone I know, but can’t place right now.
Reminds me of the girl from the sucking it in commercial. It just clicked with me.
ww w.youtube. com/watch?v=WRsvnlNYGIM
Scary
he looks like my brother. Unfortunately I can place that one.
Does that mean that my brother is being possessed every time I talk to him?
He’s Andrew W.K. guys! COME ON!!!! =( i’m disappointed in you all for not knowing the guy that basically JUST sings about partying…
it’s not like there’s only one person who ONLY sins about partying …. have you ever listened to what kids listen theese days ? If it’s not about killing gangstas , taking drugs , having sex with whores or doing all those things at the same time , then it can’t be number one …. unless you are a sexy girl who undresses in her video clips or some emo androgyne who cry on his mic ….
so seeing all these people not knowing Andrew W.K. makes me almost happy ….
I’m disappointed that you seem to only know one guy that sings about just partying.
Hahaha I love this guy… And he looks so familiaar.
Andrew WK kinda looks like Johnny Depp.
For that comment, please jump under a bus.
this is what happens when homosexuals are let out of the house without a properly trained handler
*for those of you who cant tell, i am joking. there is always at least one frail ego out there*
That’s hilarious. Johnny Depp is ugly and dirty. So you’re right.
no he’s not
he’s actually really handsome
and he wears the hobo clothes to be his own person
just look at him in this show he used to be in called “21 jump street”
For all the people that say he looks familiar….. He looks like jack nickolson in the shining
http://tobuildaprivatezone.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jack-nicholson-the-shining.jpg
i love the fake laughing in the background… only on fox news
Fake laughing? thats all they do on Red Eye… you do know its a comedy show where they talk about the news and joke around, right?
awesome
Cake and champagne for WN!!
How timely.
Timely? He left!!! Hence my
down below vvv.
Timely because even though it’s sad that he isn’t here, we are going to celebrate the fact that we know someone like him here on FB.
I choose to celebrate WN!!!!
Well, okay. But it’s kinda like partying at a funeral. So you’ll have to forgive me for being low-key.
*passes around beers*
*guzzles one*
♫ Thanks for the memories!! ♪
I’m with you, Leila, this is a win for WhoaNellie.
To WN, do what you have to do, and keep on being you.
*clink!*
*¡˙˙˙ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
In homage to our recently fallen comrade, I am linking in his honor for the day.
*pours out some liquor in honor of WN*
*reconsiders*
*licks liquor from floor*
Malt liquor Arthur, Malt liquor.
*pours out a 40 of Colt 45 in honor of WN*
Congrats on the power!
*spies AE bent over, licking liquor*
*sneaks up from behind…*
Naw, I can’t do it.
Wait? What am I saying? WhoaNellie would WANT me to!
*skewers AE in the tuchus with E.T. finger*
For you, WN!
I figured you were going to lick him in the liquor.
No, he’s gonna liquor in the liquor.
*sniff*
What a fitting tribute.
It really, really was.
And Arthur has no one but himself to blame!
Judy, that. Was. Beautiful!!!
*breaks down and sobs*
get me out of this coffin!! AHH
*bang bang bang*
Um…that wasn’t a very timely entrance. But somewhat appropriate for Halloween, nonetheless. Shall I call you Edgar Allen?
Oh, the Poe man.
Aw, have a heart guys, he’s just suffering from a heightening of his nonsenses.
Yes, I can see the telltale signs. In the pit of my stomach, I know the pendulum is swinging towards greater nonsense.
No use raven about it Brewski, let’s usher in the nonsense.
Agreed!
*takes off pants*
Clothe the Brewski, Nevermore!!
*Snickers*
You truly are an imp of the perverse.
*Gives Brewski an oblong box to hold*
Thanks Marius! Here, have a drink!
*taps a cask of Amontillado*
Eureka! I’ve always wanted to try ♫
sherry baby! ♫
I shall sit here like the Sphinx and say nothing.
*flicks something from Marius’s shoulder*
Sorry…you had a gold bug on you.
Wait, what? WN left?
Did I miss something?
He said goodbye on the Product Placement fail earlier today. I’ve been crying on and off all day. This might sound stupid, since I don’t him personally, but I feel like I’ve lost a good friend. I had been reading his posts for a long time before I stopped lurking, and he always made me chuckle.
It seems the powers-that-be at FB have been paying attention.
<3 to WN. . .hope you drop by from time to time when u can.
*licks Leila's lava cake to console self*
Is that what she calls it these days?
*grabs a saguaro and chases DITH away*
Weren’t you smoking a Cuban Saguaro yesterday?
Um…no. Don’t smoke. Never did actually. I think it was LGB.
That was me smoking yesterday, but Leila made me wash my mouth out.
I am sorry. I just didn’t want anything to deter my senses from the musky, manly aroma that is Brewski.
I read that as “musty” at first. That worried me.
*sneaks up behind Brewski and sniffs him*
Well…
That’s hops, not must.
Ah yes, Cascade hops are the resin for that smell.
Woohoo, WN.
Messed up day at work, delayed and now messed up day on the blog. I wish I felt this more, but …
[Pink Floyd]
The show must go on!
[/Pink Floyd]
*wheels in shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*polishes cannon with ShamWow*
*load ridiculous amount of powder and confetti*
*points cannon in a non-dangerous direction*
*partially buries self – hesitates to light it …*
*slowly lights fuse – quickly buries self*
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Seriously! Can it get any worse? Hows that for ironic.
I’m sorry…I must have missed something… What’s up with WN?
He said goodbye in the previous fail.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/29/product-placement-fail/#comment-658854
And this fail was powered by him.
Well…crap. That completely sucks.
*waves a sad goodbye to WN*
Damn it!!!!! Got freakin’ busy here today and look what I miss!!!!

Not fun…not fun at all…
Oops. Forgot my
*saunters onto sunlit deck*
*leans back in adirondack chair*
*puts feet up*
*lights-up Cuban Montecristo #2 and draws deeply*
*slowly sips scotch & soda*
Cheers, WN! Thank you for all the lovely, funny memories!
Presactly what he wants us to do, LGB.
*sips*
*passes out shots of Cabo and lime slices*
Here’s to you, WN!
*downs shot*
To absent friends.
Cheers!
*clink!*
*douses LGB with water hose*
*grabs a CaboWabo and sips*
To WHOANELLIE and to good times!
To Whoanellie, and good times.
*licks salt, downs shot, bites lime*
Where’s lime when you need her?
You called?
Shush, don’t you have some licking and biting to do?
*tosses aside bottle of tequila, resumes activity*
What a face!!! Hahahahaaaa. I always thought that split screen could be awkward. What a great way to make the most of his on-camera time!
Who is that? Johnny Depp?
*gasp* Andrew WK is in a really bad rock bad. (imo) Its great if you like screaming and stupidness.
The name reminds me of Louis CK.
Now, HE is hysterical!!
Andrew WK is the band. He writes everything. He just put out a classical piano album as well.
He rules.
I think he’s a customer of wal-mart in the previous fail.
Hilarious!
1% fidelity + 3% commitment + 99% humor = 100% success!!!!
That’s more than…*sigh* No, I cant do it…
♬ The Brewskiman can (Brewskiman can) ♬
ROFLMAO Woot!
I finished it for you!
*squeeeze!* Thanks!
*also roffles at MAO*
The wart! Bwahahaha the wart!
*boils the wort*
*hops in*
*Bwahahahahs*
*checks specific gravity*
Isomerize what we have so far, yeast we get a head of ourselves…we’re brewing up trouble.
I barley understood that one.
Don’t worry, this will all soon be water under the bridge.
We are steeped in the tradition of brewing up trouble.
The blog is in such a tu-malt today.
It’s crystal clear that we’re going to helles in a handbasket.
*squeeze*
I’m not sure what that saaz about us, but we sure have a stout grasp of the situation.
I’m a little befuggled myself. I’m just always looking for that pot of Goldings at the end of the rainbow.
I don’t know… I think this thread is an absolut loss…
I see you’re in the spirits of things, but this is a beer punrun!
Give her one good Riesling why this can only be about beer.
I don’t mean to be a cab, but franc-ly, beer is the world’s oldest alcoholic beverage!
Yeas(h)t, you guys! Booze is booze is booze! Does it really matter?
If you want to pretend to be astout, then it matters a little.
…and that’s more than half.
Let me in on this joke. This is the second time I see the phrase and I don’t believe I know what it means.
Would it ruin it if you explained it?
I cant find the fail, but it was one a loooong time ago.
It’s right here. Clickie.
*squeeze* Again, Brewski saves the day!!
*ThankYouSqueezesBrewski*
My fav will always be the BMW win and not because I am partial or anything…and stuff.
Like, whatever… and stuff.
ok. Im outta here for today peeps. see yous later.
*squeezes*
Like *SqueezeANDStuff*.
Funny? Yes!
apparently you’ve never watched red eye…
i did
Those without video:
Fox news is interviewing somebody via split screen. The interviewer is asking a lengthy question about the morality of polygamy and other nonsense, and the interviewee in the split screen is making a horrendous cross-eyed frowny face. Then he just answers “YES!” to the question.
Somebody else can probably do a better job explaining, but that’s the gist of it.
No I think that explains it all.
Thank you, Brewski!
I can actually view it today!!
*throws confetti*
I’ll enjoy it as long as it lasts…
Can u explane how it a win tho and not a fail
Happy Thyrozine Thursday!
We celebrate thyroids?
Why not? Thyroids are people too.
*squeeze*
Indeed!!
*SqueezeStarfish*
We celebrate in the thyroid room!
*hopeful look*
Will there be chocolate cake?
When my company moved into a new office in Delray Beach, there was a lactation room. I was sorry to see them turn it into a storage room.
My mothers company put in a lactation room when they moved to a new space. From what I understand it’s like a bathroom without the toilets. Cold, tile, and bad lighting.
I hope it’s refrigerated.
*snorkroffle*
I wish the room was refrigerated. A lady here put the milk she expressed right the in the refrigerator…where I keep my lunch. I don’t think it’s so gross but kinda unnerving to see that there is someone’s milk … right there … by my food.
*watches for lightning*
People at my office tend to “borrow” whatever creamer they find in the fridge — wonder if anyone ever did that with her milk.
I find the !mage so horrifying that I simply had to share it.
All I could think of was the movie ‘Look Who’s Talking’… *snerkles*
Didn’t that happen in “Look Who’s Talking?”
What’s really important, is getting an answer to Leila’s question!
I have a chocolate cake in the oven right now!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!
Is it ready?
Is it ready?
Is it ready?
Is it ready?
…how about now?
Maybe now?
♫The waiting, is the hardest part.♪
I can’t help but think that we were duped.
It’s cooling on the racks, I promise. It is made with Kahlua and Godiva chocolate liqueur.
OMG!!!!
Chocolate cake with Kahlua and Godiva chocolate liqueur?????
*faints*
Since Leila fainted, can I have her piece of cake?
*holds out plate*
You do know she is going to give you the stink eye when she comes to, right?
I’m willing to chance that.
*Gets in line with plate*
LOL, there are about 85% atheists (infidels) in my country
That sounds like a wonderful country. Where is it?
*pshaw* I’m living in THE land of infidels.
I’m a SoCal gal, too. Growing up, I didn’t know anyone who went to church. Anyone. I knew one or two who went to synagogue on High Holy Days — but I was fairly certain that hardly anyone in the country went to church since I didn’t know anyone who did.
My daughter is 5 1/2, and I don’t think she’s ever been in any kind of “house of worship.” She’s been to a couple of weddings, but one was in a back yard & one was at some sort of restaurant/resort-ish complex.
I like singing at church. We have a rock band and an energetic good time. Church shouldn’t be boring or irrelevant. (IMO)
When I’m leading and I look out and see the ‘worship zombies’ (ppl there in body only, not participating), I think, “Hey, it’s a beautiful day, why are they here and not out having fun?!?” A lot of people out here in the ‘Bible Belt’ go to church out of habit as a purely social convention; it’s how they grew up.
Oh poop. I regret posting that. I hope that doesn’t mean now I have to behave or anything.
Oh, and, no offense to ZA or Zombies in particular.
No regrets DH. As a struggling with my faith kind of guy I agree with you.
*Squeeze*
I don’t miss my Catholic days. Nope.
Nor I my Lutheran days. Not at all.
Heh… “Religion”
*shines a spotlight on Qwaz*
Are you losing yours?
Never had one to lose. I mean, sure I believe the people associated with some religions existed, (i.e Jesus and Mohammad) but I have a problem accepting that they are more than that.
Fair enough. I tend to agree with you on that score. I had questions when I was a kid. So many, in fact, that it annoyed my extended family.
When was the last time you saw a zombie take offense at anything? OK, maybe we get offended that you try so hard not to be eaten by us, but other than that …
*packs bags*
I’m ready to move there…gimme the coordinates!
*gives DW coordinates to St Johns Island*
*removes some of packed contents and crawls in bag while she’s not looking*
*squeezes into bag next to Leila*
*piles in bag*
Yowch! DW has one heck of nail file in her bath kit!!
*tries to lift bag*
OOOOF!!
*CRICK!*
Ow.
Okay…now I need the coordinates to the nearest emergency room.
*boils screwdriver, wrenches, and ratchet set*
Are you implying that I have a screw loose??
No, just that we’re tight.
At first I read is as “No, just that you’re tight.
I was like dang AA!! A little TMI there. Now I am just… *sigh* …sorry and a little
!!
*scootches over to make room for a chiropractor*
Dammit Scotty, why does that transporter always fail at the most inopportune times?
Ummm… broken, yeah, it’s broken.
*sigh*
Fine! You caught me. There’s nothing wrong with the teleporter.
*disguises self as chiropractor to sneak into suitcase*
*snuggles Brewski, Scotty, and Leila*
*squeeeeezes!!*
I’ll take that instead of St. Johns.
*smacks forehead*
Duh! The teleporter’s not broken! We can have both.
*flips open communicator*
Enterprise, beam everyone at my location to the Caneel Bay resort on St. Johns Island.
*Changes into retro Jams*
Lets hit the beach!
WOOHOO!
*strips off pants*
*realizes they’re already missing*
*dives into ocean*
*stretches*
*pops vertebrae*
Aaaaaaaaaah. Much bettah.
*sprawls out on beach towel and summons the cabana boy*
Yeah, where is he?
Last I heard, he was taking his cow to the vet but his tire appeared to be going flat.
*sigh*
Some luxury resort! If you want something done right…
*opens communicator*
Enterprise, beam the cabana boy to my location immediately.
*cabana boy materializes*
Bring me a margarita, and make sure to get everyone elses order.
*tries to get comfy and kicks GS in the …
*
You folks do realize this bag will be too heavy need to be checked. You’ll end up in a holding pattern over Heathrow and disappear into terminal 5 never to be heard from again.
Yes, flying has reminded me of the wise old saying:
“Whereever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.”
*shielded continues to shave legs under arms and bikini area*
*wants to be ready to jump in bikini once @ St Johns*
We’re there Leila, and without anybody needing to lift the giant suitcase. See ↑↑↑
What was I doing in the suitcase then?
Why, cuddling silly!
Czech Rep. A lot of churches here, but only old ppl in ‘em
We simply do not believe
‘YES!’ <- That was un-called for for. I would've expected for him to do that for a few more seconds until the anchorman stopped him, but the 'YES!' part just multiplies the win by infinity!:D
i borrow a physic book from library..and i found this..
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7145/imageupload6768074.jpg
clearly, fox news IS news.
..aaaaaaaand that’s why I love AW.K. so darn much.
UNRELATED GRIPE OF THE DAY
So I went across to get me a salad and it’s sprinkling here. I come to enter my building and there are a bunch of smokers huddled by the entrance butt sucking. Nevermind there is a sign that says they have to be 25feet away. They have a designated area mind you but it’s not protected from the elements.
Why should I be punished for their choice to smoke? I have allergies and I have to walk thru the cloud of nastiness just to ge thru. Who is at fault? The smoker for having a bad habit or the building management for not providing a covered area for smoking?
What happens when it rains on a smoker? Do they melt?
Sorry if this offends anyone but I just needed to get if off my chest.
The cigarette goes out when rained on.
Building management should do something to provide some kind of shelter and a butt-can of some sort.
Not providing a place for them- or the telltale evidence that gets left behind- does not encourage them to quit. It does encourage them to hunker down in doorways and leave the butts all over the place.
*sigh*
I complained at my company’s old building. We had 3 entrances and people smoked at each one. I asked why couldnt one be designated for non-smokers. When I pointed out that there were cigarette butts and ash all over the front entrance, it finally hit home. “It looks bad for visiting clients”. To hell with the health of the employees but I got what I wanted.
^5. Companies will listen to you anytime you hint that something may affect their bottom line. Heeeeheeee!!!!
Umbrellas. Just sayin’.
Avis, I agree, if no protected area is provided, people are not likely to stand out in the wind and rain and snow. Fortunately, we have some back and side entrances that are rarely used, so people hang out there.
Smoking in the back entrance? I won’t even elaborate on where my mind went, put up a tent and camped out for a while.
*snork!*
I think mine just joined yours there!
I hope you brought your sleeping bag.
Yup. And my tent. And a fully stocked cooler.
You make the popcorn, I will get the s’mores. We might as well get comfie, you know we will be here a while.
I will bring the make up kit in case we get in the mood to have girlie make overs.
Who brought the TV, DVD player, and DVDs? Or should we just hire a stripper?
If he does then you will be the only one with entertainment. What will Ry and I do?
You pre-verts!
Prezacktly!
*squeezegrope*
*gropesqueeze*
Gotta run! Bye!
Too much beer?
*cya-squeeze*
You only rent beer!
“I’m not sure, I’ve never checked!”
Did it have to do with a burned potato?
Chicago wants to be a non-smoking town (Ok, all of Illinois wants to be non-smoking, indoors at least) but until they provide proper receptacles for the butts, the city will continue to be littered with them. It’s not so much that the smokers want to throw them on the ground, but there’s really nowhere for them to put them but the ground. Yes, everyone could quit, but how likely is that? That being said, the city also has a major shortage of trash cans in many areas. And we wonder why there’s trash all over the place?
Trash talking again Avis?
I used to get bronchitis all the time as a kid. . .and then my mom quit smoking.
I have sympathy for people who want to quit but can’t, but when I’m wheezing and choking, it goes away quickly.
I hate to do this at this point and time but are you ♀ or ♂? I am sorry, I am just curious.
I’ve referred to FPees by the wrong gender a few times and lemme tell you, it’s very
if you know what I mean.
I am tired of people assuming I am female.
She is, she just doesn’t want them to assume she is.
I’d be a girl.
*checks in pants*
yep. . .still a girl.
The Fail Blog exploits humanities unholyness!
Well, it’s back to the windows. Or blinds, rather. THEN I can get to the windows. After that I get to clean my folks place (where I am, right now) then it’s off to my place for a repeat of the whole affair, windows and all.
I hate cleaning.
The chemicals and dust do a number on my allergies.
We have something in common there Leila. Baby shower is here on Saturday and I’m so sick
offrom cleaning.I like to cook and even then I don’t like cleaning my mess. Fortunately I have an awesome husband who is very helpful and doesn’t mind cleaning when I cook.
I am just the opposite. I love to cook and my wife “has” to clean. “Has” as in is a little obsessive with the “MUST CLEAN UP” cleaning thing.
I find that when I start to clean I can’t stop. I even use brushes to brush in between stuff. I move the oven and fridge and … that’s why I hate cleaning.
THE WINDOWS ARE DONE!!!!!
Now I just have to vacuum, mop, and scrub down both bathrooms and the kitchen. *sigh*
*is taking a 20 minute beer break*
Avis, you are exhausting me girl!!!
And I’M one doing the work!!
Heeee!!! See what I mean? Just the thought of cleaning drives me bananas.
Since my 20 minute break turned into closer to 40, I gotta get back to work! See ya later!
Like Tuesday maybe, Rooster’s coming over tonight, and Whirly Bird (in St. Louis) recently had her computer stolen. Looooong story to that one.
Have fun everyone!
Enjoy, and Happy Halloween!
I needed to get your fat a** mom of my chest last night so I understand
That was your fat cat last night. It’s trying to kill you. You should take more naps.
Jesu… I mean Not Jesus out!
Party till you puuuuke!!!
Party till you puuuuke!!!
Any Andrew WK fans here?
Broken faces, burnt and bent
Deal off some from everyone did
Ride on nothin’, ride your head
Got no fear, sayin’ not said
We are a population
We are a factory
We don’t do, but we never did anyway
We are your mother’s father
We are your fighter friend
You can’t stop what you can’t end
I love New York City
Oh yeah, New York City
I love New York City
Oh yeah, New York City
That would’ve funny and stuff it it had been my 2 year old nephew doing it when a question was asked of him, but nope not a fully grown man.
I think it is an appropriate face for any question posed by TV faux-reporters.It is not, however, appropriate to have your two year old nephew do your typing for you.
Tounché.
Arrrgh! I need some space.
*Bukkits*
Aww, but the two sentences look so cozy next to each other.
Pssst!!! Marius needs a space as in a space between reporters. and It.
*boops Brewski*
*doesn’t say where*
*skips down the hall to go pee*
TMI
No way, I celebrate the ability to skip when the need to pee arises. Do you realize how difficult it is to move in that fashion when your bladder is attacking with prejudice?
Yeah, try to do that in a pencil skirt and 3″ heels. Just try it Skratdaddy!!!!
*folds arms and waits*
*nods vigorously and waits*
This one should be fun to watch.
Who carries the camera, again?
*Sits down next to Qwaz with bowl*
Here, I made popcorn. Did I miss anything?
Who doesn’t?
Apparently, me.
*Takes some pockern and continues to wait*
That sounds like part of my costume this year!
I don’t think they’re 3″ heels though. Maybe 2.
What’s the rest of it? Are you dressing as a sexy librarian?
A nude shoe model.
Julia Child. Pencil skirt, sensible heels, and a blue striped shirt, with an apron. I’ll be carrying a rubber chicken and a wine glass as well.
How about a rubber chicken and a meat cleaver Avis?
I can’t stop watching this… toooooo funny XD
who actually takes red eye seriously?
Ben Stein.
Clearly not Andrew WK.
Dry eye humor.
apparently the people thinking that its somehow a diss to Fox News
Now that’s a “Dis may METALFACE!” moment.
I, too, say this often.
I find myself saying that a lot, too.
well.. with that face he looks like my brother.
That’s creepy.
it just doesnt seem like Andrew unless hes hitting himself with a brick.
Wow that was dumb. Win FAIL.
maybe he has heartattack? die will he did ?
Good will hunting he did?
he is special.
Congratulations, acknowledging the problem is the first step.
Ummm.. that was meant to be a joke. I’ve been waiting a while to use that joke too.
I like that, Avis. I already borrowed it for use downthread.
Maybe he thinks that’s what one looks like?
It doesn’t?
(Y) *nod*
I thought it was (*)
Mine’s shaved. bahahahahah
… pretty sure that’s (Y)-adjacent.
You’d be lonesome up there instead of being with the rest of us anyway.
And what a lovely bagina you have drawn!
Here you go, DITH.
*drags in a new, very large handbasket – with reclining seats*
Look — it even has yellow ribbon roses on it, just because you’re Texan.
It even has cup-holders!
Haha, I actually saw that on the news.
haha, that made me think of Tom Green when he does interviews xD
And that is why you never do an interview from the proctologist office.
Heh, this is why I love Red Eye. The guests/celebrities they have on treat it like no one watches it (hey, maybe I’m the only one) and they do and say all kinds of crazy shizit. If you think this is stupid – that’s the whole farking point. It’s stupid and wrong and all kinds of fun.
What’s really funny about that is, Red Eye gets better ratings at 3 AM than CNN gets in Prime Time.
Too bad,
I thought he was having a seizure
Drag the slider left and right to make Andrew W.K. speak unspeakable things.
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It’s sad to see a spammer fail.
No. No, it’s really not.
*squeeze*
I actually find it perks me up quite a bit.
*squeezes*
It’s one of those “little things”.
*squeezeses*
O HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADMIRAL! DRAGON!!!!!! YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT ID SEEN THE LAST OF YOU AT THE PEN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8^)
*looks from person to person to person*
Who… wha… when… whe… what?
*blink*
No flippin’ idea.
Pancakes. There’s a flippin’ idea for you.
Just visited the pen drive fail…I don’t know what you’re going on about.
Is he referring to the fail in August of 2008?
This person did post on that fail under a number of different names. Same avatar, though.
*shrugs*
But, pen drive was in December 2008.
ADMIT IT!! You two are fakes! You’ve been deceiving us all this time. HAVEN’T YOU!
Erm, yes. I was referring to your post, not coyote’s. Sowwy.
I was barely me on Coyote’s referenced fail.
Hee! You still had your cute little lilac avatar!
E-P-I-C W-I-N omg…. haven’t laughed that hard in YEARS. BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK IT DRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The interviewer guy acts very profesional
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i love fox news
You misspelled “propaganda.”
Good night, Failpeeps. I likely won’t be around until Tuesday — going to Disneyland for a few days for my birthday!
Everyone have a safe, happy, fun Halloween!
You too! Have fun!
Bye, bye, NS! Happy early birthday from all of us!
*birthdaysqueeze*
G’night, sweetie, and happy birthday!!!
I’m glad you said something. I was all set to wish you a happy birthday tomorrow (for Saturday). Have a GREAT time!
*Happy Birthday Squeeze!*
Happy Birthday!!! Balloons all around. The good kind with helium.
Make up your mind. Should our Halloween be safe or fun and happy?
Lol awesome
he just did what secretly everyone does in their mind during one of those interviews
Lord knows I always do.
You guys do realize that ‘Red Eye’ is meant to be funny, right? That this wasn’t a normal news show, right?
Why so serious?
he looks just like jack nicholson in the shining
I was so distracted by that guy’s face, I almost missed how incredibly dumb Mr. Fox News’ question was… 92% vs. 91% in a poll is totally meaningless, unless they polled every person in the country. Nobody at Fox News has heard of margin of error?
you obviously never seen redeye. the question wasn’t supposed to be serious at all!
try watching it sometime, you’ll laugh your ass off!
He’s damn funny. That is absolutely the right place to screw around during an interview. Andrew W.K. for the win! Oh, and his wife and he seem to get along quite well, so kudos for him.
This is absolutely hilarious! I love how he just snaps right back and answers the question and the announcer never lost his cool. Too funny
Fox News: asking the important questions.
I guess you have to have watched “Red Eye” to appreciate this format. Tongue in cheek, hilarious, and thought-provoking at times. I think “Red Eye” is more or a Comedy Channel-type program than a Fox News program.
TV’s Andy Levy isn’t “interviewing,” and he isn’t asking questions, for crissakes. This was either his “Halftime Report” or his wrap-up.
Red Eye fans unite!
i would marry him
Andrew WK win!! especially with pwning a yakking Fox guy with
a) silence
and b) the funniest face a human can make!
Plllz god let this become a classic win!!
*cant stop rofling*
It’s the halftime report, his post-game wrap ups are for the guests to plug whatever they’re doing.
Red Eye is meant to be funny. Andy Levy does some great “interviews” as some of you seem to think this is.
PARTY TIL YOU PUKE!
Haha, I love Andrew WK!
Total Fail. The guy’s being a rude a****hole for cheap laughs.
When it´s time to screw we will always screw it hard
WTF!?!? Why is Andrew WK famous?
i love Red Eye, its finnier than the daily show and Colbert report combined
on a second note, i think all the dumbasses thinking its a serious Fox news show is the real FAIL on this video.
Yeah, Todd! LOL.
The Red Eye clip is a WIN, and those who think it’s a “serious Fox News interview” is the FAIL.
HAHA! for sure, in fact I feel like watching some Red Eye right now, which I will do… head over to hulu.
Wow my parents have videos of me making stupid faces when I was around 3 years old. I was apparently ahead of my time.
This is the best one of all time!
stupid and stupid and stupid its so boring men!!!
Man… do people actually watch Red Eye? Its a comedy people! Andrew is on the show all the time!
Wow lol that was perfect, too bad i never watch the news =P
thats about the same thing that happens to me when anything political is being said.
leave it to people who talk about politics…classic.
Bhahaha that’s awesome!
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