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	<title>Comments on: Fire Hydrant Fail</title>
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		<title>By: dubdub</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-764684</link>
		<dc:creator>dubdub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mutated dogs with acid pee these days....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mutated dogs with acid pee these days&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: cinsellik</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-723700</link>
		<dc:creator>cinsellik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now how’d that happen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now how’d that happen</p>
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		<title>By: SquatnChowder</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-680021</link>
		<dc:creator>SquatnChowder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Super nuclear dog!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Super nuclear dog!</p>
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		<title>By: Snamb</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-677334</link>
		<dc:creator>Snamb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure that a dog did that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure that a dog did that</p>
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		<title>By: Sabot</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-669971</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>solid proof that america is sinking. It will probably wash up in the middle east later</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>solid proof that america is sinking. It will probably wash up in the middle east later</p>
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		<title>By: Nisimako</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-660574</link>
		<dc:creator>Nisimako</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ARTAX!!!!! NOOO ARTAAXXX!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ARTAX!!!!! NOOO ARTAAXXX!!!</p>
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		<title>By: ZoZoZoZO</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659688</link>
		<dc:creator>ZoZoZoZO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is one sad fire hydrant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is one sad fire hydrant.</p>
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		<title>By: dorion55</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659626</link>
		<dc:creator>dorion55</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>where is it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>where is it?</p>
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		<title>By: free virtual worlds</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659539</link>
		<dc:creator>free virtual worlds</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nice.</p>
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		<title>By: someguy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659477</link>
		<dc:creator>someguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A dry barrel hydrant has drain valve that is open when the hydrant&#039;s main inlet valve is closed.  If the main inlet valve isn&#039;t closed completely, the drain valve can be partially open while water is still coming into the hydrant.  If this happens, the water comes out of the drain valve under pressure and can wash away loads of soil under and around the hydrant.  I suspect that is what happened here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dry barrel hydrant has drain valve that is open when the hydrant&#8217;s main inlet valve is closed.  If the main inlet valve isn&#8217;t closed completely, the drain valve can be partially open while water is still coming into the hydrant.  If this happens, the water comes out of the drain valve under pressure and can wash away loads of soil under and around the hydrant.  I suspect that is what happened here.</p>
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		<title>By: lemusa</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659389</link>
		<dc:creator>lemusa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pure art!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pure art!</p>
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		<title>By: Tobb</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659365</link>
		<dc:creator>Tobb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You got it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You got it!</p>
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		<title>By: Yeh Man</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659207</link>
		<dc:creator>Yeh Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can we feature that video on failblog? Because it is a fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can we feature that video on failblog? Because it is a fail.</p>
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		<title>By: NotJesus</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659160</link>
		<dc:creator>NotJesus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This one is soooooo funny... :P *sarcasm*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one is soooooo funny&#8230; <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  *sarcasm*</p>
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		<title>By: esbeon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-659114</link>
		<dc:creator>esbeon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmmm........ looks pretty real to me................</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmmm&#8230;&#8230;.. looks pretty real to me&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: NIhilFuca</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658971</link>
		<dc:creator>NIhilFuca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>its a pingas of the street</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its a pingas of the street</p>
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		<title>By: Karko</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658774</link>
		<dc:creator>Karko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nah, I think you&#039;re imagining things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nah, I think you&#8217;re imagining things.</p>
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		<title>By: R</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658589</link>
		<dc:creator>R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Hydrant with Headache&quot; by Salvador Dali</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hydrant with Headache&#8221; by Salvador Dali</p>
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		<title>By: cynnicysm</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658507</link>
		<dc:creator>cynnicysm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats not a hydrant. thats a sidewalk shark, its int eh same family as the land shark. this photo constitutes the only known footage of the sidewalk shark poised for attack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats not a hydrant. thats a sidewalk shark, its int eh same family as the land shark. this photo constitutes the only known footage of the sidewalk shark poised for attack.</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658496</link>
		<dc:creator>k@ the custard fairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*Laughs*
*Points*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Laughs*<br />
*Points*</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658492</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve got that 
sinking feeling
woe oh
that sinking feeling
I&#039;ve got that 
sinking feeling
now I&#039;m gone
gone
gone
woe oh oh oh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got that<br />
sinking feeling<br />
woe oh<br />
that sinking feeling<br />
I&#8217;ve got that<br />
sinking feeling<br />
now I&#8217;m gone<br />
gone<br />
gone<br />
woe oh oh oh!</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658491</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>because it&#039;s too hard, silly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>because it&#8217;s too hard, silly.</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658487</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* plays more cowbell *</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* plays more cowbell *</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658486</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she got caught up in the quicksand.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she got caught up in the quicksand.</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658485</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>where&#039;s the cowbell?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>where&#8217;s the cowbell?</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658484</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>canary!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>canary!</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658483</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a concrete answer but the thought drifted away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a concrete answer but the thought drifted away.</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658482</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chastity bono.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chastity bono.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick D</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658480</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s a pretty poor Photoshop job. The lighting is all wrong on the hydrant, and the shadow is just cut off when it hits the ground.
If I wanted rubbish photoshoppery, there are plenty of other sites. 

I expect actual real things on here. A sad day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a pretty poor Photoshop job. The lighting is all wrong on the hydrant, and the shadow is just cut off when it hits the ground.<br />
If I wanted rubbish photoshoppery, there are plenty of other sites. </p>
<p>I expect actual real things on here. A sad day!</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658479</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* brings out gibberish to english dictionary *</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* brings out gibberish to english dictionary *</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658478</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* plays along with a cowbell *</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* plays along with a cowbell *</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658476</link>
		<dc:creator>sauerkraut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>exact-o-mundo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>exact-o-mundo!</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658448</link>
		<dc:creator>Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...so Billy the Hydrant was found by the mob...poor Billy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;so Billy the Hydrant was found by the mob&#8230;poor Billy.</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658445</link>
		<dc:creator>Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re on fire!

♫Fire!
The way she walks, talks, really sets me off on a full alarm, child♪

~Classic</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re on fire!</p>
<p>♫Fire!<br />
The way she walks, talks, really sets me off on a full alarm, child♪</p>
<p>~Classic</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658441</link>
		<dc:creator>Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So when is hydrant harvest season?</description>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658434</link>
		<dc:creator>Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*does The Monkey*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*does The Monkey*</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658417</link>
		<dc:creator>k@ the custard fairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you ever get that sinking feeling?
&#039;Cause I do!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you ever get that sinking feeling?<br />
&#8216;Cause I do!</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658415</link>
		<dc:creator>k@ the custard fairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Huh?
No that is me!
It is for banana transportation.
*tuts*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Huh?<br />
No that is me!<br />
It is for banana transportation.<br />
*tuts*</p>
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		<title>By: Hydrant_Terminator</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658391</link>
		<dc:creator>Hydrant_Terminator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know now why you cry, 
but it is something I can never do. 
Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the concrete. 
Good-bye.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know now why you cry,<br />
but it is something I can never do.<br />
Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the concrete.<br />
Good-bye.</p>
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		<title>By: Karko</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658386</link>
		<dc:creator>Karko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus walks on water, why can&#039;t hydrant swim in concrete.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus walks on water, why can&#8217;t hydrant swim in concrete.</p>
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		<title>By: Siberias</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658378</link>
		<dc:creator>Siberias</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always suspected that Clifford might not be as innocent as he looks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always suspected that Clifford might not be as innocent as he looks.</p>
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		<title>By: Guan-Di</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658345</link>
		<dc:creator>Guan-Di</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Picasso or Garfunkle?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Picasso or Garfunkle?</p>
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		<title>By: Guan-Di</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658344</link>
		<dc:creator>Guan-Di</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why can&#039;t you do it, 
why can&#039;t you set your monkey free 
alwyas giving in to it
do you love the monkey or do you love me?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why can&#8217;t you do it,<br />
why can&#8217;t you set your monkey free<br />
alwyas giving in to it<br />
do you love the monkey or do you love me?</p>
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		<title>By: Tz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658341</link>
		<dc:creator>Tz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s why you never hear any &quot;why did they fire hydrant cross the road&quot; jokes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s why you never hear any &#8220;why did they fire hydrant cross the road&#8221; jokes.</p>
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		<title>By: DeadCoyote</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658340</link>
		<dc:creator>DeadCoyote</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Three seconds is enough to say &quot;Candy!&quot; or something like that. 
And have you ever seen a fairy without helmet? I meen, they fly high and can hirt themself by falling down - so why don&#039;t they where some armor. Like helmet.
And rating - may be a lot of people on youtube just don&#039;t like candies?
And, and... and...
Bawwww, i just hoped it would be a candy and not a monkey with a helmet-finger-girl.

http://lurkmore.ru/images/0/0a/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three seconds is enough to say &#8220;Candy!&#8221; or something like that.<br />
And have you ever seen a fairy without helmet? I meen, they fly high and can hirt themself by falling down &#8211; so why don&#8217;t they where some armor. Like helmet.<br />
And rating &#8211; may be a lot of people on youtube just don&#8217;t like candies?<br />
And, and&#8230; and&#8230;<br />
Bawwww, i just hoped it would be a candy and not a monkey with a helmet-finger-girl.</p>
<p><a href="http://lurkmore.ru/images/0/0a/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://lurkmore.ru/images/0/0a/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: jam</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658337</link>
		<dc:creator>jam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=29023#comment-658337</guid>
		<description>You&#039;ve a fetish!

♪ Feeling like a freak on a leash ♪
~ Kornucopia</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve a fetish!</p>
<p>♪ Feeling like a freak on a leash ♪<br />
~ Kornucopia</p>
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		<title>By: loufail</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658330</link>
		<dc:creator>loufail</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It cannot be an anal orgy; they are only two of them, one seem to be stuffed and the other seem to like protection a little to much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It cannot be an anal orgy; they are only two of them, one seem to be stuffed and the other seem to like protection a little to much.</p>
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		<title>By: General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658327</link>
		<dc:creator>General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Odd, I thought it was alcohol that caused monkeys on backs. At least, according to Barney Gumbel in the Simpsons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Odd, I thought it was alcohol that caused monkeys on backs. At least, according to Barney Gumbel in the Simpsons.</p>
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		<title>By: General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658326</link>
		<dc:creator>General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We have our own version of Johnny Hydrantseed in the UK; he&#039;s called Billy Trafficconeseed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have our own version of Johnny Hydrantseed in the UK; he&#8217;s called Billy Trafficconeseed.</p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/10/29/fire-hydrant-fail/#comment-658325</link>
		<dc:creator>The Moomin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s an analogy.
She&#039;s obviously messed up on drugs and has a monkey on her back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s an analogy.<br />
She&#8217;s obviously messed up on drugs and has a monkey on her back.</p>
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