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1st… wow.
This thing is like swiming in there o_o
SECOND.
Mah ears… it’s morning, quietly, sleepily and “…FIRST!!!”
omg
Why would you click on the troll’s video in the first place?
Exactly.
exact-o-mundo!
Can we feature that video on failblog? Because it is a fail.
You got it!
It’s like candy trap – you know what it is, but go in and hope, that it’s not. And always fail =(
I’m sorry, but I don’t really see how you can hope about a video that
1. Is only three seconds long
2. Features prominently a maniacally grinning woman in a bicycle helmet with a toy monkey on her shoulder with her finger pointed upwards
3. Has FIRST! as its title
and
4. Has a poor 2 star rating.
i missed all these things ><
I missed the fact that it was a woman.
I missed the fact that the woman and the monkey were not having intercourse.
It’s an analogy.
She’s obviously messed up on drugs and has a monkey on her back.
Odd, I thought it was alcohol that caused monkeys on backs. At least, according to Barney Gumbel in the Simpsons.
Why can’t you do it,
why can’t you set your monkey free
alwyas giving in to it
do you love the monkey or do you love me?
*does The Monkey*
* plays along with a cowbell *
It cannot be an anal orgy; they are only two of them, one seem to be stuffed and the other seem to like protection a little to much.
* brings out gibberish to english dictionary *
Three seconds is enough to say “Candy!” or something like that.
And have you ever seen a fairy without helmet? I meen, they fly high and can hirt themself by falling down – so why don’t they where some armor. Like helmet.
And rating – may be a lot of people on youtube just don’t like candies?
And, and… and…
Bawwww, i just hoped it would be a candy and not a monkey with a helmet-finger-girl.
http://lurkmore.ru/images/0/0a/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg
that is one huge finger…
I bet she has a big…
Oh wait, that’s a woman?
chastity bono.
Now how’d that happen?
I had a concrete answer but the thought drifted away.
Maybe it’s a piece of art? :O
Picasso or Garfunkle?
Fire Hydrants shouldn’t swim so soon after a big meal…
They never listen…
OMG. It’s yellow!
Yes, it’s yellow. What is exactly so earth-shattering about that?
its yellow…
Duh, YELLOW!
:O Yellow!!!!!!
It’s just a rush, push, cash
canary!
It’s the emergency custard supply to keep down the outbreak of clowns.
Huh?
No that is me!
It is for banana transportation.
*tuts*
I have some questions here:
1. Why?
2. What?
3. Was this done with my taxes money?
4. What?
5. Why?
3. Safety
4. ???
5. Profit!
1. For the money
2. For the show
3. To get ready
and
4. To go!
where’s the cowbell?
… must … reach … opposite … end … before … con … crete … set … tles …..
Aaarg!
It looks like a baby robot with a dummy in it’s mouth slowly sinking into the concrete
It is not sinking, it is growing. The fire department put some fire hydrant seeds and the hydrant is almost grown.
So when is hydrant harvest season?
Where is the mother!?
She’s flirting with some firemen
She rang them up pretending an emergency! Ohhhh, the (cast) irony!
MOOOOOOOOOO
that’s how it is, when we let children have children..
It reminded me of the image of Reggie Perin swimming out to sea.
she got caught up in the quicksand.
What kind of dog can do THAT to a fire hydrant?
Clifford.
Cerberus.
not wrong
I always suspected that Clifford might not be as innocent as he looks.
The one that ressurected Freddie Krueger
Pffft! It’s just trying to be British.
♪ Going underground, going underground. ♪
~Me
You’re trying to be British.
♪ I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so ♪
~Some band some when
You’ve a fetish!
♪ Feeling like a freak on a leash ♪
~ Kornucopia
You’re on fire!
♫Fire!
The way she walks, talks, really sets me off on a full alarm, child♪
~Classic
* plays more cowbell *
The second most famous fire hydrant. The first one was the one in “Do the right thing”, bt Spike Lee.
… and even decades after Johnny Hydrantseed passed by there were still seedlings breaking through the concrete of our sidewalks between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers.
We have our own version of Johnny Hydrantseed in the UK; he’s called Billy Trafficconeseed.
That’s why you never hear any “why did they fire hydrant cross the road” jokes.
Jesus walks on water, why can’t hydrant swim in concrete.
because it’s too hard, silly.
nah, I think you’re imagining things.
I know now why you cry,
but it is something I can never do.
Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the concrete.
Good-bye.
Do you ever get that sinking feeling?
‘Cause I do!
I’ve got that
sinking feeling
woe oh
that sinking feeling
I’ve got that
sinking feeling
now I’m gone
gone
gone
woe oh oh oh!
…so Billy the Hydrant was found by the mob…poor Billy.
That’s a pretty poor Photoshop job. The lighting is all wrong on the hydrant, and the shadow is just cut off when it hits the ground.
If I wanted rubbish photoshoppery, there are plenty of other sites.
I expect actual real things on here. A sad day!
*Laughs*
*Points*
hmmmm…….. looks pretty real to me…………….
thats not a hydrant. thats a sidewalk shark, its int eh same family as the land shark. this photo constitutes the only known footage of the sidewalk shark poised for attack.
“Hydrant with Headache” by Salvador Dali
its a pingas of the street
This one is soooooo funny…
*sarcasm*
pure art!
A dry barrel hydrant has drain valve that is open when the hydrant’s main inlet valve is closed. If the main inlet valve isn’t closed completely, the drain valve can be partially open while water is still coming into the hydrant. If this happens, the water comes out of the drain valve under pressure and can wash away loads of soil under and around the hydrant. I suspect that is what happened here.
nice.
where is it?
that is one sad fire hydrant.
ARTAX!!!!! NOOO ARTAAXXX!!!
solid proof that america is sinking. It will probably wash up in the middle east later
I’m sure that a dog did that
Super nuclear dog!