Comments on: Dating Fail http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:46:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: protection asset http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-968854 Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:03:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-968854 dating is a failure, period.

]]> By: Chris de Vidal http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-692028 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:04:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-692028 I just have to know — when they arrested her, did she get his phone number??? ;-)

]]> By: stealthpanther http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-666362 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:19:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-666362 ahh, love the puns in failblog comments

]]> By: MRN ♂ http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-663517 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:56:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-663517 Well, we can’t all be as timely about posting things on Failblog as you are.

]]> By: C http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-663515 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:51:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-663515 This thing is old…

]]> By: firestarter http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-663490 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:29:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-663490 i imagine she was like “YESSSS!!! arrest me bad boy!!!!! i was a naughty girl !!!” when the cops returned to arrest her.

]]> By: serg http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-661195 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:57:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-661195 highly classified material. top secret no boys allowed

]]> By: Guinastasia http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-661063 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:55:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-661063 Yeah, I mean, it actually did work. (Wouldn’t it be hysterical if she actually did get the guy’s number after all?)

]]> By: James http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-660148 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:23:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-660148 Has anyone mentioned the eerily similar 30 Rock episode yet?

]]> By: ddarrow http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659599 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:31:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659599 You mean your phone doesn’t have an 11 key?

]]> By: Sampdel http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659420 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:11:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659420 AT least she found a way to make them come back.

]]> By: Snape123456 http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659413 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:03:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659413 Well at least she enjoyed being handcuffed.

]]> By: AtomicPilot http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659244 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:59:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659244 wow.. that lady needs some peen.. STAT.

]]> By: domerdaver http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659233 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:45:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659233 Actually, I think she says “this is not, absolutely in uh way, shape or form…”

]]> By: cant remember http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659231 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:45:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659231 i saw that and was gunna post too haha..

]]> By: domerdaver http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-659225 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:39:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-659225 Yeah, that didn’t escape my notice, either. It’s nine one one, not nine eleven. So 9-1-1, or just 911, but not 9-11.

]]> By: KZN02 http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658716 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:58:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658716 Hmm, I believe this was mentioned on Reader’s Digest.

]]> By: Leila - Made of Toxic Cocoa with Shiny New IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658469 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:50:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658469 Thanks PD. I do like the option of roasting as opposed to nuking, boiling or steaming.

]]> By: Leila - Made of Toxic Cocoa with Shiny New IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658467 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:48:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658467 I think Avis is looking for it. I am looking for a plain one. Care to share anyway? :mrgreen:

]]> By: Warkst http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658318 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:47:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658318 Some people are so sad :<

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658174 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:47:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658174 *catches MRN’s floating squeeze and embraces it with joy!*

]]> By: kristopher http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658139 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:55:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658139 Did anyone else notice that there was a fail within the fail? read the last sentence. it says “in now way” when she actually says “in no way” lol i just thought it was a little amusing

]]> By: Brian http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658131 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:37:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658131 Misusing 9-11? I thought the was the Republican’s job. Zing! (You see, it’s actually 9-1-1)

]]> By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C] http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658050 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:24:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658050 (After you eat it, that s what I mean)

]]> By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C] http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658049 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:23:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658049 The woman I walk with has an excellent recipe.

]]> By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C] http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658047 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:21:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658047 The only one you know Ryannon is the one in your belly LOL.

]]> By: 5 eagles: high 5, 1 fox, 2 cats, 1 vole, 1 owl, 1 Caterpillar, 1 subway, 1 tombstone, Mexicanwaiter:Sergio 1 plastic skeleton [C.C.C] http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658045 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:20:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658045 Try sweet potatoes instead of punkin Avis.

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658022 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:52:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658022 I know a good pumpkin cheesecake recipe.

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-658011 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:45:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-658011 You WERE the caretaker here, Mr. OGrady.

REDRUM
]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657979 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:16:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657979 Nope, it was sincere. She said she wished Gaynorvator had been there to commiserate with her, because I guess he “refuses” to watch the Star Wars movies, also…

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657972 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:09:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657972 That was for real? I figured it was a joke I wasn’t getting! 8O

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657965 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:04:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657965 I’m still looking for a pumpkin cheesecake recipe! None of my pumpkin pie recipes are anything special, just very basic. And all call for the glop in a can.

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657946 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:47:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657946 We never use euphemisms or innuendo here.

]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657940 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:42:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657940 That blog is hilarious, Avis — I’ve seen it before. Pretty popular, I’d say. I would think that a lot of people now use this euphemism just because of it!

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657907 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:15:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657907 LBG go to red carpet fail and find one of my comments (I forget which one is the right one. But it’s right about when we start talking about grilled cheese sandwiches. FOLLOW THE LINK. It’s surprisingly work safe, but you’ll never think of a grilled cheese sandwich the same!

]]> By: nightshayde http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657902 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:12:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657902 Around that blind corner over there. :arrow:

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657899 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:10:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657899 Sorry, LGB, I guess that one left me speechless.

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657898 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:10:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657898 The Mythbusters did a whole hour show on duct tape. They lifted a 4 door sedan using 99 strips of the stuff (the tape ripped after a few minutes, the adhesive held strong), they made a boat out of it and they even made and shot a cannon out of nothing but duct tape.

But I ain’t never seen no sparkly duct tape. Until now.

That.
Is.
So.
Cool. 8-)

]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657896 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:08:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657896 LOL, ZA! I was completely floored when Leila said she hadn’t seen Star Wars and didn’t know who Yoda was. My jaw literally dropped. I really didn’t think there was anyone left in the universe who hadn’t seen it…

]]> By: Preacher's Daughter http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657894 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:07:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657894 Raw pumpkin is wonderful if you roast it in the oven rather than boil it, but you have to watch because it can go from GBD – golden brown & delicious, to burnt pumpkin-leather real quick. Roasting makes it easier to peel, too. Then you mush it with a potato masher, or in a food processor on low until you get a nice paste.

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657873 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:03:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657873 RIGL LGB! I have a co-worker I’ve affectionately nicknamed “cave girl” who has also missed most every movie out there (NOT just over the last couple of decades either). I’ve heard her using lines from Airplane without any idea of it’s origin (she heard others using it …). She’s never seen any “horror” flick of any kind (absolutely no zombie movies :( ), never seen Ghostbusters and once asked me what a “Caddyshack” was. It’s especially funny considering she’s a South Park fan – I swear she doesn’t get half the jokes because she hasn’t seen the movies they’re parodying. :D

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657856 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:59:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657856 Also forgot to mention to use Sugar Pumpkins.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657855 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:59:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657855 Oh Dragon, you gotta see this! Sparkly tape(s)!!
Clickie! And completely work safe.
If the link works.

]]> By: A Life Less Luminous http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657846 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:56:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657846 I was thinking of something more like a dresser. Maybe, for FailBlog, an undresser might be more appropriate,

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657844 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:55:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657844 Seriously? I need to start watching out whenever I go for a walk in the woods…

]]> By: Leila - Made of Toxic Cocoa with Shiny New IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657843 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:55:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657843 Good deal!!! Thank you so much.

Since you are baking a couple mind if you add one more and just send it to me when ready? LOL j/k

]]> By: Leila - Made of Toxic Cocoa with Shiny New IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657842 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:54:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657842 :oops:
Saaaankoooooo!!!!

]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657840 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:50:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657840 Leila, one of these days we’re going to sit you down with some popcorn and show you all the movies you’ve missed in the last couple of decades, or so. When do you think you’ll have a spare elebenty hundred hours?

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657839 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:49:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657839 @ Dragon, I swear to god, I’m going to find sparkly duct tape and send it to you! I’m sure some company somewhere makes the stuff! Would you want pink, or purple?

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/10/28/dating-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-657838 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:47:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=28897#comment-657838 Forgot to say: Make sure that the pumpkins are ripe. No green on the outside.

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