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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawr!
How fierce! Are you the one who gnawed at the jeans of those girls?
Rrrrrrrrrrrrripped ‘em to shreds!
(maybe my avatar should look more fierce. . .that little bear never bit anyone in his cute candy life)
What is your bear’s name?
Errrrm. ummm. Fail Bear?
*squeezies* for the person who comes up with a much better name!
Do you have any ideas BFF?
Dereck
Jürgen.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg.
(Worst thing: This one is real.)
Lord Jiffy Boatrace?
(this one is real too)
Hahaha, yesterday I told Jam that I wondered if we were ever going to find out your real name!
But… the guy I mentioned is not here, Dave.
Dave’s not here, man.
Who is this Dave you keep talking about?
He means Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! He’s right, GCF is not here yet.
What do you mean, Sonya? Alberto did not mention a GCF.
What do you think you’re doing, Dave?
Tsk! I’m not a hedgehog but I can be prickly.
a) a code is made to be broken!
b) You’re my wife now!
Only monkeys salivate over perplexed lobsters!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
Yes?
lol!
second
A former german soccer-trainer said once: “Nichts ist scheißer als zweiter”
“Nichts ist scheißer als Platz Zwei” – Eric Meijer.
Was über drittes?
Nö. Du?
erm…. Ich Bin Ein Berliner…..
I only have a VERY basic grasp of German
Really? Doughnut? yummy!
Don’t thank me, Thank President Kennedy!
I am not sure he would appreciate the sentiment!
I really don’t think he would care… Just a thought.
You’re… a bratwurst sausage?
Sicherheit Dritten.
(i’m sure my german is wrong but it’s the spirit that counts!)
third?
I no wanna talk to you no more, you KKKKKKKKKNIGITS!
Well, it’s hard. She’s got two plates. The other one probably has a number on it, too…
At least she held up the one with the letter, I hope.
Let’s dish a little more!
Are you being a bit saucery?
Cup a load of that!
*cups a feel of k@*
*skips off with a la la la la*
*wonders if k@ is now bowled over*
Oh goody Plateime!
Hi!
it’s been chopped, she is holding it the correct way (convex)
What about the plate in her other hand. I think that is the one she is supposed to be holding up. I don’t think it was shopped.
i (sadly) go to this school and know this girl. trust me…it hasn’t been chopped. she is really that dumb.
haha Can’t believe I actually saw one with no comments on it x)
ahh the irony of this =p
That plate is a perfect metaphor for her mind.
jajajaja omg!!! that’s what i love in the blondies …:P
How cute, their food has the shape of letters!
The blonde couldn’t wait, it seems. What bad manners.
She is on a diet. She cannot eat anything non-white.
I hope you’re all eating enough with Mookie in her condition.
I am eating for two.
And sleeping for four?
I daren’t ask what he is doing for eight.
All I’ll say is he eats mints afterwards.
*walks away*
Sometimes he eats the mints first. He is so kinky.
I had a clock made specially for me and my special needs.
Are you saying cLock to avoid moderation?
*snork*
What about Hispanish? White or not?
All I can say is that they are edible, lickable and low on calories.
High in sodium though. Gotta admit that.
Pasty is tasty!
you probably need to go on a diet, fatass.
Obviously she did it on purpose (she has another plate in her hand). This is a fake fail at the expense of her class.
Not only that, the word, “FAIL,” is clearly photoshopped in. . . note the pixellation. . .shadows. . .*stalling for time until gracie comes with the pink sparkly you-know-what*. . .oh yes, clearly sabotaged, utterly fake fail. . .
actually… i know who took that picture, and it is completely real!
thirteenth
Bat time!
wooo thaz nosz ni eeeet no no no
DONT REPLAY KME
…Let’s try posting that again in coherent, sane English.
You have to play it backwards, then it’s understandable.
Hmm, I’m not so sure about that. Will I become a Satan worshipper if I do so?
Let me put it this way: You won’t freeze again. Ever.
….ooookay, maybe I might give it a go:
*reads*
on on teeee in zson zaht ooow…
*eyes bulge*
*screams*
*head implodes*
Welcome to the Brotherhood…
on on teeee in zson zaht ooow…
on on teeee in zson zaht ooow….
*outstretches arms*
*lumbers away*
Must…find…new…members…must…find…new…members…
Toasty warm!
Senioos?
Sounds like drunk English hooligan chanting.
“Seen yours”?
“Seen yobs?”
“Seen o.0’s”?
The back of the plate had a ~ on it to go over the n.
Yes it’s the new cereal marketed to older teens.
Senioos™ – they’re what’s for breakfast!
*squeezies to arthur and bff and loufail*
*squeezes back*
Look honey, it’s Püpi! ^
That bear has a great agent.
And quite an interesting past!
I hope they launder him between jobs.
Okay, I know I am going to regret this but, who is Püpi?
Senioos – now with extra idiot.
you need to grow up.
Wow, that’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Desperate much Failblog?
weak shop fail
this is real accidentally picked up wrong plate i wouldnt post a fake FAIL, too much pride
Not shopped. Not staged. I know this chick and she said they took many pics and this was the only FAIL
That chick on the far right has a scary smile.
Ah, the “Julia Roberts” smile. That is scary. Julia Roberts, I mean.
Scary – yes
Hairy – occasionally
Fairy – once
Dairy – ?
Her films are quite cheesy, yes.
*looks up Senioos in dicitionary*
Everything seems to be fine here… move along people
Looks like the flash whited out the r to me.
Nice one!
Ooo.. new avatar! Tom Waits?
Isn’t that what blondes are supposed to do?
(F) (A) ( ) (L)
That’s FAKE…. the plate shadows are looking the same as others. So it’s photoshopped.
*runs over FakeBong in tank*
*peers from top and notices purple mush*
Have I run over something?
Nevermind. What’s a fake bong good for anyway?
*comes in pushing a wheelbarrow*
BONGS! GENUINE BONGS! GET THEM AT HALF THE PRICE! LOVELY BONGS!
Don’t you put your lid of oregano in your fake bong to give to t*olls?
actually it’s real. i know those people and know who took it!
this is not fake, i posted this and was there she accidentally picked up the wrong plate, this is not photoshopped
FA L
Gotta love all the pre-torn $100 jeans they are wearing….*rolls eyes*
idk, looks a little shopped to me too…but it could be either way…
I do love the $100 pre torn jeans
i think its funny how people think that is shopped *rolls eyes* dont be jealous you dont have those jeans. and they are not $100 you might want to leave your little computer and go buy a pair and find out. thanks
Class of ‘10 fails anyway. Probably not as bad as my class but they still fail pretty damn hard.
Its obviously a space.
I think the dude on the bottom right has a boner…
Of course it’s the blond….shocker.
what does two in the pink and one in the stink have to do with this?
Two getting freaky and one being sneaky?
Nice to see you Ryannon. You just bring that little “je ne sais quoi” to failblog. I’ll never look at baby Jesus the same way again.
*smooch* I showed it to my old English teacher in high school. Nuns just don’t find the same things funny.
The hand holding the blank plate and the plate are completely shopped. There is either no arm on the hand or the arm is covered in a shirt. Either way, it doesn’t match up. She has the plate in her other hand. FAKE.
no it isn’t. i was standing by the kid that took this picture. trust me. the other plate had a 10 on it. if you look closely you can see her arm. sadly this is real.
Carlo Ancelotti
At least Anpu never had any senio moments.
I remember back when I was a senios. That was way back in the da.
O O that boobies?
notice it’s the blonde one that failed
Like how the blond is the one holding the blank plate..
They told her to draw or write what was on her mind and she did. Hence the blank plate.
Notice how shes blond…
i call photoshop on this one. easy enough to remove the “r”.
I take it you don’t see the plate with the R in her other hand.
wow, if you know that’s an “r” in her other hand then you must actually be this person because i’m thinking it’s probably a “10″ considering that the people holding up plates behind them all either read 2010 or just 10. now, are you sure that it’s an “r”?
Senio is my nephews name! Go Senio!
Its always the blondes
i take personal offence, as i am a blond.
Another blonde fail: to admit blondness in a post dissing blondes, where no-one can see your hair color…
your giving blondes a bad rep with this comment,
before you get all offensive, you might wanna try spelling blonde right.
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Theres no R in Blonde. lol
Well, she’s blonde.
leave it to a blonde….
This is definitely my school xD
Yeah, the other plate in her hand is a “10″ plate. They also had “11″ plates with an X through them. That was our homecoming assembly xD
YAY FOR SENIO S!
wow, my school’s seniors are really stupid. that’s my school. never really knew how stupid our senior blondes could be.
who is this
you are all very lame to sit here and comment pictures on a fail blog. and who ever lea is, its really said you only say that stuff on the internet instead of to that girls actuall face
Don’t take this the wrong way yep, but have you considered performing retroactive birth control on yourself?
dont take this the wrong way coyote but have you ever considered actually getting a life?
Dont talk shit on people you dont know and could probably kick your ass. Whats your last name?
lolol stop defending people, it is not you so chill out
sigh* noobs
Its fake…notice how everyone’s plates are the same way, and so is her’s….sad attempt to make a fail
actually it looks like hers is backwards. Look at her hand. It goes in towards her, when everybody else’s are obviously going out toward the camera. Also her’s has more shadows than the girl next to her.
the plate with the r is in her other hand.
What a stupid bitch
I concur.
May be dumb but i’d def hit it
No entendi ni mierda ….
Dude if you look at all the other pictures on facebook you can clearly tell this one was shopped. Pretty lame but good try.
These are my friends and your definitely stupid cuz its not photoshopped. we arent lame enough to photoshop a picture to try to get on fail blog. get a life.
She looks like a fake blonde, so it’s more likely to be a brunette fail.
says the blonde
I do believe someone removed the “R” for a fake fail..retarded..
It is no fail, it’s a chant for their Mexican friend, Senios.
Stereotype win!
Everyone on here needs a life honestly
I love how people keep going into detail about how it’s photoshopped when it definitely wasn’t seeing as I was there.
wow SCHS way to represent!
and i also love how ppl believe this is fake, i was deffinatly there!
You go to that school? Really? I can tell by your grammar.
I can’t believe any one i s actually reading all of this.
*like i just did*
*coughes*
Chenkui!
Wow they look like hobos or prostitutes with those pants
you look like a hobo and a prostitute with that stupid name
fail, u cant see a guy by his name
i know thats why i said by your name genius
fail, thats like saying to an black guy hes not black enough when hes speaking proper english and went to college or university
fail, thats not anything like that . stop being racist
That is cape coral high school, I went there, they are the class just after me*facepalm* wow no wonder people think floridian’s are all idiots
thats deffinatly St. Charles High school.
I know the girls in the picture and was there when this happened.
Good grief- this is the SAME mistake that a lot of the seniors at my school made when window-painting everyone’s vehicles. It’s stuff like this that almost makes me not want to admit that I’m in the class of 2010.
D:
Always the blond i knew it
had 2 b a blonde
OH, wow thats my school!!!!!!!!!
I heard about this going around and had to check for myself, it really is a fail & deffinatly not photoshoped. LOL
thats something i would do on purpose.
blondes are stupid
Hello its me the “dumb blonde”. Some of your comments were pretty funny. I got a good laugh out of them. A select few of you just ramble and talk about stupid shit and the majority of you on here are just plain idiots. For those of you that say its fake, your stupid because its not. I accidentally held up the wrong plate for one picture. And for those of you that go to my school and talk shit, none of you will say anything to my face anyway so that does not bother me. Its simply a sign of insecurtiy in yourselves and I really just feel bad for you. lol special thanks to joey puleo for posting this picture in the first place you little prick. lol Have a nice day lames!
CALM DOWN
LOL silly u, i always bring this up in front of u and u dont do anything
>=)
u also shouldnt mention peoples full name on here……..very gregarious
i’m sorry and thanks big cups
aaron, dont tell me what to do :p lol. cupcake… shut up you punk bitch..you lucky ur my friend or i would punk you right in the teeth
and little prick, i hate you lol
ouch i don’t call you names =( I just was speaking the truth my feelings hurt and my heart is torn apart =’( i should feel bad but i don’t cuz i thought this was sum funny shit lol
This is just soooo great. I’m gonna tell my grandkids about this!
I think cupcake is a genius. I’m putting this picture on my car.
^^^^^^BIG FERGS is above O.O
Dohbaggins is a silly name =P