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how are people this stupid?
I don’t know, itdoesn’tmakesense!
Im -64 years old and I have OVER 9000 years of experience, Can I apply?
You’re obviously overqualified, Capt.
I think he needs some more kilograms of experience.
I’m 12 but I only have 17 years of experience. will they take me?
I am 14 with “an 18 year olds experience”
*winks*
do I qualify?
you don’t have to be stupid for your finger to slip from the 2 to the 0 on your keyboard.
Big hands?
So they need 22 years experience then?
LoL. On the keypad on the right, though, the 2 is right above the 0 key. And I think on most keyboards the 0 key is larger than the others, making it easier to accidentally press down.
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look on the far right of your keyboard…
Laptops, most of them, don’t have independent keypads. And in the number bar at the top of keyboards, the 2 and 0 are far apart.
Idiots who can’t check what they’re typing are failures.
you have to be very very…. very stupid to think a person working on this will use the numbers above the letters. Obviously a person typing fast all the time will use the number calculator pad on the right of the keyboard. Where the 2 is just above the big 0 key, the key word here is slip.
why do you say obviously? is there a rule that people use the right hand numbers? i have never used the right hand key pad. gaytard, stop acting like your right.
gaytard? quit being a biggot and maybe i’ll agree with your point. also, you are= you’re.
No, even if they “slip”ed then the fail here would be the fact that they didn’t look over what they wrote before posting it in the newspaper or wherever
the 2 and the 0 are nowhere near each other on the keyboard
missed the delete key, and didn’t look back maybeh?
Only a stupid person wouldn’t understand
I embrace my stupidness.
Help me understand?
I doubt it was genuine stupidity that created this. It’s a simple typo, most likely.
Here is how it is possible. Time travel. You can be 18 years old, but through time travel and the postponing of your external age, you can also have 20 years of experience.
What if we got two or three 18 year old ladies and the years experience added up to 20 years, would that suffice?
Actually they meant 20 years old with 18 years experience.
Duh
Doctor Who would foam at the mouth if he saw this ad.
Every time I go to get a job, they want someone with more experience.
Forget about the age error, who really needs 20 years experience to wait tables?
Only the best
Only the best of the best.
Only better of the best of the best =DDD
Yeah, that is the error. It was probably supposed to say 2 years of experience which is a lot less ridiculous.
maybe they’re trying to get benjamin button
if of course he was a girl
That doesn’t make sense. As one could expect.
Isn’t he?
yeah you’re right
there’s something called a reply button
I don’t believe you
Obviously an ad with a sense of humor. But failblog doesn’t have one, so you didn’t get it.
Yet you’re here. And you post. What does that say about you?
FailBlog doesn’t have one? FailBlog doesn’t have one?! Oh my christ, what do you think this blog’s whole purpose is?!
Roleplay Hornychat, of course.
It’s not a collection of art student’s photographs then?
I feel as if I’ve been coming to the wrong place for months now.
Sorry, in this case I agree with salmon. They’re looking for somebody with a well-worn waitress-like crusty personality, but who’s young enough to work like hell. Of course, they could also be idiots.
I actually typed “WOW Forum to discuss night-elf emo experiences on a dungeon” and pressed the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
I ended up here.
it means i enjoy doing this enough to ignore the likes of you
If you click on the tiny blue reply button before you type your comment you’re able to… well, reply.
He doesn’t want to reply. He’s ignoring you.
should’ve been 2 years, but even then they’ll have a tough time finding someone
… *Smacks you*
does it really matter?
Yes.
fine, if you say so.
There, that was easy, wasn’t it? Remember, the reply button is your friend.
really! oh reply button, how i have misunderstood you so!
(hugs reply button)
*pats itdoesn’tmakesense*
There, there now.
*hugs itdoesn’tmakesense*
thank you *sobs*
i can’t believe that all this time I never gave him the love he needed
Its alright and its not your fault.
i know, i just wish i had given him more attention
*gives itdoesn’tmakesense a ShamWow to wipe his/her tears*
thanks *hands tear-soaked ShamWow back to ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors’ Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork
You’re welcome
*puts the tear-soaked ShamWow away*
What-the-f**k
It’s a typo. It should say “Reincarnation” restaurant
Exactly.
I have forty years of experience.
Oh- you mean in this life?
If that’s how it works, we all could qualify for anything
All you know how to serve are turnips.
how exactly would you know that
Edmund told me.
and how would he know
It was all part of a cunning plan.
a plan for what?
This plan cannot be shared with everyone. If you want to know more details you should show us you credentials.
credentials that show what exactly?
do i need to be 18 yrs. old w/ 20 yrs. experience in failblogging?
If you don’t know what credentials you need we shall no disclose more information to you.
For you, they show a clear lack of knowledge of Blackadder.
He asks too many questions.
I think he’s a German spy, going to give away our battle plans.
so you guys are at war with the germans?
what did they do this time?
They grab ankles.
That Moomin asked for it!
*sneaks away*
*puts on flying helmet*
*chases after AE in Spitfire as “The Dambusters” theme tune plays in background*
That’s unfair! Let’s sort this out with a penalty shootout.
Carnation? More like incarnation, the only way the minimum requirements can be met.
*Launches a “re” into Someone’s post*
Nice1, haha!
it managers tend to fail like this all the time; asking for 5-10 years of experience on a technology that is barely around for 4 years.
Absolutely.
“Do you have 2 years’ experience in the JQuestion protocols?”
“No, because it just came out six months ago.”
“So who says you are qualified in JQuestion?”
“I am, because I invented it.”
“Next!”
It’s supposed to say 78 years old. The Person Carnation Restaurant caters to a mature crowd.
I’m surprised that this took 11 months to get from EnglishFailBlog to here. :/
Why would anyone need more than 2 months experience to be a waitress?
Back to the future?
Back to the future 2?
really! damn!
Good morning all.
*squeezes at 17 and with 20 years of experience*
Gooooooood Morning STSZ!! *Squeezes in return with 16 and 20 years experience*
simply it can’t be, it must be joke
I’d believe they’re being that effing picky in today’s buyers’ market… asking for a ridiculous amount of experience because they know someone out there is desperate and has it. Heh, maybe they meant their mom had to have been a waitress when she was pregnant with them…
“I was conceived on this very table 19 years 8 months ago. I’ve never left the building since.”
“Who are you?”
“Scruffy… the janitor.”
I am not surprise to see ads like this, even with programming, a language could be only 3 years old but some employers could be asking for 5 years of experience
Surely it should be the other way around (20 years old with 18 years experience). At least that is reasonable.
Fails needed. Must be WINs.
The owner seeks amish girl who works double shifts.
This isn’t a fail; see, they mean eighteen in THIS plane of existance, and you must have twenty years of experience in a different plane of existance where you are older. It’s simple, really.
I’ve been serving tables since I was a sperm, but that only puts me at 19 years experience…. damn
Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.
Sounds like a typical Grand Junction, Colorado help wanted ad… Except they aren’t requiring a BA in Restaurant Management and starting at $7.50/hr part time.
Of course here the BEST ways to get the job is to luck out and meet the owner in rehab, be his nephew/son/drinking buddy from ‘83, and/or know Broncos stats from the 1992 season game-by-game. Well, you COULD also be a very sexy girl with no morals and get a good paying job, but that’s a given anywhere.
Employers can afford to be as picky as they want, thanks to BUSH’S ECONOMY and the immense amount of FAIL it brought us.
They have the pick of the litter, while you (who had your choice of jobs in Clinton’s America) have to hope you have the precise skill set the employer seeks. That’s what you get when you elect Republicans, you morons!
Enjoy the corporate rape, and remember to place blame where it lies.
This was stolen from Jay Leno, like half of these old and not funny newspaper headlines on fail blogs front page.
Obviously it should say ” Apply in person to the ‘Reincarnation’ Restaurant.”
PHOTOSHOPED! “18″ is photoshoped
You probably need to have either a BA or MA as well. I’m surprised it wasn’t mentioned in the ad. :/
I’m 17 when i was in my mom’s womb, she made such horrible food for me, that i took up cooking while it the fetal position
What eighteen-year-old has two years experience?? Unless this is for stripping…
neverminding the that fact that it’s illegal to hire people based on age (something about discrimination and human rights), has no one else here seen the shirt/mug/cap that reads, “i’m not 40, i’m 18 with 22 years experience!”? the restaurant obviously wants a mature waitress with plenty of experience but who has the attitude of and looks like a younger woman.
I’ve been waiting on tables since I was negative two.
They just wanted that someone took a picture and publish it in failblog.org. Does this make senses now??
Way too late to comment on this Fail and have many people read this, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that it specifies the potential server must be female?
To those critizicing Annie´
Im her girlfriend and Im the only one allow to f*ck her. with cucumbers, and I think
you have to be very very…. very stupid to think a person working on this will use the numbers above the letters. Obviously a person typing fast all the time will use the number calculator pad on the right of the keyboard. Where the 2 is just above the big 0 key, the key word here is slip.
great job offer!
I’m guessing this is a typo and was supposed to be “2 years experience”…
Still funny.
i saw this almost a year ago, this is also a time fail
Can you open up a restaurant in your mommy’s tomb? If so, this is possible
Hey, I’m 18 years old with 28 years experience! I should apply!
- Time traveling/multiple past lives required.
Waitresses aren’t made. They are born … which leaves only 2 years of prenatal experience …