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Charlton Heston’s nursery?
“From my rosy little hands!”
Maybe they should at least point the guns the other direction!
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They just seem too lazy to arrange the room correctly! This cat is pretty damn lazy too!
*kicks “in” into Erica’s sentence *
No. They are correctly positioned toward an outside wall (see light coming from window).
Correct-a-mundo…
No, I think some one snuck in took a photo at my house. I pitched a huge fit and had my husband move his damn guns. Even the gun rack looks the same!
I was thinking more like a leaked picture of John Rambo’s childhood room (Rambo V coming soon!!!)
total win!
It’s a prison cell. Keep your head down when shots are fired!
And keep your back to the wall.
baby got (your) back?
Funny that they’re pointing towards the bed.
coincidence?
Just tilt it a little bit more….
BANG …… ……. ……. …..
How are babbys formed?
damien’s bed.
Can’t be – I don’t see a nanny sent by Satan himself and a hell dog anywhere.
okay… would you believe… that this is Baby Trig’s room in Wasilla?
The airplane and wolf paws are outside in the garage.
BANG! Now Bamien is de(a)d.
Right! That’s the day care and guns sorted. Where’s the doughnuts?
I wonder if that room belongs to the guzzle kids lil sibling.
Are those Cillit Bang baby wipes too?
BANG! AND YOUR BA- I can’t say it, it’s too horrific.
Teehee!
ITS LOCKED, HEEHAW
The moment the baby tries to get out of the box, it will be shot.. THIS IS SPARTA!!
In Hellenistic city-state baby shoots you!!!
Whaaaahaaa , best reply ever !!!
Son of a gun, that looks dangerous.
I’m not quite sure it’s the gun’s offspring one should be worrying about here.
15th comment!
Sorry, judging by your name, you are a slap to the face to all Deathbats.
Loooks like some type of evil SAW trap
The world needs less evil saws, good saws are what we want.
What’s the fail? Protection is a basic parental responsibility. Always go armed.
the fail is that no parent is present.
basic gun safety fail.
There’s no baby present either. Perception fail.
Also the guns might just not be loaded, and it might be just for decoration (unlikely, but hey, it’s worth consideration).
I also noticed that there are no sheets or blankets in that crib. I’m starting to think it’s just been put in that room because it’s no longer needed.
perception about direction. …
Perception = basic baby fail, you don’t put anything but a fitted sheet in a crib like that, the baby could smother.
But, there isn’t even a fitted sheet. That was the point.
And I knew that about blankets, but you know, some people would put maybe a pretty afghan or something in it while the baby isn’t in it, to make it look “made.” But again, my point was that there isn’t ANYTHING on the mattress. So… you missed my point, LoL.
And actually… that sort of crib could be used for a toddler as well, in which case blankets would be just fine.
I remember sleeping in one until I was at least close to three years old.
Baby’s got a gun…
Where is your brother, Karamasov?
… will travel?
I don’t feel inspired by this Fail
BANG….. …… …..
bang, maxwell’s silver hammer?
So, tell me about your childhood……
it was a banging good time.
My childhood was no fun, my parents were always loaded.
this wasn’t funny at all
I see no fail. I grew up around firearms and because of it learned to use them properly. It’s the curious kid who points them at people. And it’s the stupid parent who leaves a gun loaded and unattended.
your first and last sentences are in disagreement. please rewrite and resubmit for full credit.
But there’s nothing to say the guns are loaded, nor is there any ammunition present.
In fact, being hunting arms, they most likely aren’t.
And an unloaded firearm is as about as dangerous as a baseball bat.
Good gravy. If you don’t see any FAIL here, then I recommend you shut up and finish pumping my gas.
OH NOEZ! GUNZ N BABEEZ IN DA SAME ROOM???
Seriously though, if the guns are unloaded, there is no safety hazard here. Even loaded guns dont just “go off”. And they’re definitely out of any baby’s reach.
I grew up in a home with guns. I knew not to touch them without my parents’ permission. I knew how to check if they were loaded.
A little good parenting goes a long way…
CARNAGE!!! Who says youngsters can shoot???
I see no youngsters. Nor do I see lawyers or money to go with the guns.
Where the he!! is Zevon when a person needs an explanation??!!
Send nannies, guns, and babies!
The sh** has hit the fan!
not yet, they wait until they are 2 1/2 to start training them
It’s the set for a kindergarten-reenactment about the fall of the Berlin wall.
…Wait, what?!
An innocent human being behind a wall (okay, a fence, the budget wasn’t sufficent for a wall), guarded by spring guns… Oppression, I tell you, oppression! Can’t you see how they oppress the baby?
(DAAAMN you, Blogmonster!!!)
There there, Arthur, I wouldn’t go as far to call Khrushchev a blogmonster.
~as
I see no youngsters. Nor do I see lawyers or money to go with the guns.
Where the he!! is Zevon when a person needs an explanation??!!
Zevon’s asleep.
He’s a slippery character at the best of times. Or is that you?
this is not a fail unless you are scared of guns.
they are above the baby’s reach ,hopefully unloaded and when the baby gets bigger then I’m sure they move the crib to the baby’s own room.
But the question is, would you stash guns near your baby’s crib, regardless of whether they are loaded or not?
And the question is, what harm is that going to do? They’re rather simple mechanical devices; it’s not like they’re going to jump up, do a musical number, and then walk over and kill the kid. Assuming there is a kid, we only have a picture of a crib…
… and weapons which are pointed AT that baby’s crib.
Anyone know if the chucklehead owner keeps the weapons loaded?
And plus, the shelf is unstable, so the guns could fall into the crib. Baby thinks they are toys, messes them up, and you just lost a bunch of money in guns. And displaying a rifle pointed towards any bed is kinda crazy anyways.
perception fail, guns are pointed along the wall not at the crib. Assumption fail, no one here knows if the gun rack is firmly bolted to the wall or not.
Perception fail, guns are not over the crib, so could not fall into it. Knowledge fail, guns can take a fall or two, or three.
Gun safety…
Put guns in locked safe to prevent accidents, and oh yes accidents will happen….
Do not point gun at person, wether gun is loaded or not..
Guns and kids DO NOT MIX, Ok, so you think kids should be taught about guns, fair enough…
In a safe place, where all safety rules are observed, is that too much to ask of the general public.
Hmmmm, Oh yes of course it is, see Darwin Awards for details
*facepalm*
I, for one, am in mixed agreement with lobosolo and k@ the custard platypus. While I, personally, would not store any weapons on a rack in my baby’s nursery, they still appear to be perfectly safe from the child that would be sleeping in that room. Any responsible rifle owner keeps his rifles stored unloaded (the pistol OTOH is a different matter.) They are well out of reach of the crib and are not “pointed at the crib”, as many have said, but parallel to the crib. Baring the rack falling off the wall, there is no safety hazard presented even if the guns are loaded. Again, I would keep my rifles, unloaded, in a safe (I don’t actually own any firearms) but I don’t see this as a full out “FAIL”, just not the best idea.
there is noting fail about having guns in the same room that your kid sleeps…. I have a friend that gave a .22 to his 1 year old kid… he has yet to shoot it.
Besides the kid will be safe.
Safe from those darned negroes, commies, and wetbacks, I assume?
Or, whomever else would be bent on doing them harm. . . even midgets.
Awww… Lee Harvey Oswald’s baby.
I don’t see a Carcano on that rack…
That’s outrageous! How can someone possibly raise a child if he can’t even level a gun rack!
I mentioned this already, but has anyone else noticed that the crib isn’t even made up? Looks to me like they’re not even using it.
baby’s dead
yeah
that’s what I said
the world
is full
of confusion
that baby
is dead
ain’t amusin’
(continue)
Probably some redneck named Joe Bob’s kid’s room. “When little baby Bubba gets old enough, like in another year or so, these guns will be his.
Hah!
Rubberneckin baby!
Societ grows foolish on a moment-2-moment basis.
This contains no fail…….
But whining ninnies may wet panties upon seeing guns.
This FAIL posting was a test…
You failed…
Now go wait in the truck, Jeb.
1. Nursery looks like it is not in use.
2. Even if it were, guns are out of baby’s reach unless said baby is a large orangutan.
3. If I had a baby and someone broke into its nursery, I would want a shotgun at hand, too.
So you would sleep in the nursery too? Otherwise, the intruder would have access to the weapons long before you would.
If there was a baby orangutan in this pic, it would be a win!
WE NEED GUN CONTROL NO ONE SHOULD B ALLOWED 2 HAVE GUNS FOR ANY REASON
It’s easy, just do not sell bullets.
Yes, but then you can’t have the National Bullet Association because the acronym’s already taken!
So, don’t have a gun. However, I want mine as a means of protection against those who might do harm against people.
What we don’t need are caps locks . . . Those should be illegal.
Eh, if they banned guns, there would just be a black market for them like everything else that is banned. Then only the non-law-abiding citizens would have them. Not exactly a good scenario there, LoL. I’d rather a burglar not know whether or not I have a gun than know for sure that I don’t.
Easy there Adolf; I can think of a few good reasons.
Jetzt?
Juhuu! Being able to post is pretty nice!
Uh, you okay there, Arthur?
Apparently I was banned for about an hour…
Well, if you will use !maginary languages!
*anklesqueeze*
Ten thousand internets says that room is somewhere in Texas.
A perfect example of redneck discipline!
Just looks like a nursery from the South. Not a Fail.
Is the failure here that this person does not know how to hang something level?
Actually, the picture seems tilted, judging by the corner…
No, the fail is that there’s no shotgun up there…just rifles. Now how’s a kid supposed to learn about shotguns in a nursery like that? Total Fail!
Oh Well… At least they start baby off right with an M1 Garand.
This problem can be solved by simply buying the little piece of white trash an over-and-under.
is this not a gun-nut WIN!?
I don’t know why everyone is freaking out. It’s from a kit called “Baby’s First Assault Rifle.” Didn’t everyone have one growing up?…
Are you afraid that the baby will use them? It’s not like it is kiddy porn or something. Kids that are raised around guns, and taught safe gun handling skills, are less likely to be societies problem later on.
Guns don’t kill people, babies kill people?
Lemme guess. An American scientist found that out.
If by ’scientist’ you mean ‘Montana Militia member,’ then yes.
Could you lean a little more to the left? You’re blocking the view of Montana.
Almost a total win, inspiration on how I’ll set up a nursery someday!
look, its a perfectly resnable dessision, there might be theves in your house at night, the baby gets up in the middel of the night, he can shoot the theves.
its the basic princible of give kids guns cause were all to fat and lazy to use them ourselves.
“reasonable”, “decision”, “thieves”, “middle”, “principle”, “we’re”. Jus thawt ewe shud gno.
Wow, this posting would make my English teacher mother snap like Detective Monk at a Gallagher concert!
this is a big fail! that gun rack isn’t level at all, thats just crappy worksmanship
Looks level to me. I think it’s the angle of the camera.
I don’t see a problem….what’s wrong with that pic?
Did I mention I’m from Texas?
The problem is that some people think that guns just go around firing themselves. Hmm, I’ve got five of them, and they have yet to show any such personal initiative. I’ll have to have a talk with them…
Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.
Yes. We heard you. We just don’t care. But good luck for your attempt to post that on every fail that exists.
there keep a wolf cub there
How do I know they are Republicans?
You don’t. Could be Libertarians, but it’s a REALLY good chance they’re not libs.
Libertarian = Republican that owes back taxes.
Have you always been this jaundiced, or is it a recent development? I don’t owe back taxes . . . and I’m Libertarian.
why the hell is there a baby’s bed in the gun room?
The nursery is too full of stuffed animals.
I don’t get the fail. The rim-fire Savage Mark II and Ruger 10/22 are excellent inexpensive learning guns for the kid. Once he gets older the 7.62×39mm Russian SKS is perfectly fine for his first center-fire hunting rifle although he’ll probably want a more accurate bolt-action rifle in a more powerful cartridge eventually.
Here, Here! Though I was raised on a Ruger 10/22 and have decided it promotes a “spray and pray” mentality…I prefer a breakdown singleshot for my kids
You two watch “The Deerhunter” and wack off, don’t ya?
“freezeeeeze”
baby goes like ” ukha?” and takes his shotgun
long live the redneck family’s!
NRA WIN
This is likely the same house that the guy who started that “DONUTS GUNS DAYCARE” place lives in.
thats funny as hell
Looks like a typical American household to me. Nothing special.
Certainly not a Canadian household. Here we have laws stating that guns must be stored locked up and the ammo locked up as well. Keeps kids from getting into them when they shouldn’t be. Either ways pictures like this explain why the USA has 10x more murders by guns per capita then any other developed nations. Certainly not something to be proud of.
Education fail. Gun crime in the US is driven by homicides among young, poor inner-city residents and is largely drug-related. Canada has different demographics–a more racially homogenous population, a higher median age, and lower income disparity. This is not something for Canadians to be proud of, the population makeup of a country is just a fact. Certain population demographics tend to produce higher or lower crime rates.
US homicide rates have actually dropped sharply in recent years. This is chiefly due to the aging of the population. When males 15-25 years old make up a smaller proportion of the population in any nation, there is less violent crime.
Canada also has nothing to brag about. If you look at Nunavut you can see Canada has its own problems with violent crime. Nunavut has a much lower median age than other provinces and a high percentage of residents of an ethnic minority (making it in some ways a better comparison to US inner cities), and has a shockingly high sexual assault rate and also a higher murder rate than many US states. Canada overall also has a very high sexual assault rate. This same pattern extends west to Alaska, so it appears to be something about the demographics of northern North America.
The guns in the picture are rifles, typically used for hunting and target shooting, and rarely used in the commission of crimes. Most gun crimes in the US are committed with handguns, and by people involved with the drug trade. Growing up around firearms doesn’t turn people into murderers anymore than growing up around steak knives turn them into murderers.
I know who’s this is. . . hilarious to see it on here. Definitely from the South and definitely in use as we speak [but wasn't at the time].
I can’t believe this is up here!
This looks like all of my friends’ homes growing up. I don’t see a problem since the ammo appears nowhere in sight.
When I was young, all my friends and neighbors had guns in the house and learned to use them from a young age. Safety was a priority and none of us have had accidents. In fact, and this wasn’t so long ago, it was commonplace to have guns in the cars at the high school parking lot (early or afternoon hunting). I blame pop culture for imprinting improper gun use on today’s kids.
i see no fail
It is fairly obvious. You don’t need binoculars when you already have a high-powered rifle with a long-distance scope.
SNIPER FAIL!!!!
ah the brilliance of our species
nursery WIN!
You guys! Everyone knows that you shoud keep a gun incase a yellow eyed demon does crazy shit with your baby.
Looks like an SKS, a Marlin Model 60, aaaand… a Savage 110? More like WIN!
No fail here. This is a win!
“I ain’t raisin’ no sissy boy! My son is gonna grow up and be a MA– *BOOM*”
First of all those are pellet guns. Second, Failblog has really been on an anti gun kick lately. I guess new legislation is coming up and fail blogs democrat masters have told them to do their best to brainwash all the lib-sheep.
An SKS style pellet Gun w/ a bayonet = FAIL #1… It looks like a Chinese Norinco to me.
Use of term lib-sheep = Fail #2
I’m pretty sure Moron4Hire has it right on the Marlin as well.
That’s a win. There’s protection against the boogie monster in the room. No need to call the parents.
These comments are fail. You should all become an hero.
OMG it’s my redneck brother’s house.
and the odd thing is the baby is not there. lol
Sigmund Freud: “A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.”
Jeff Cooper: “Hoplophobia is a mental disturbance characterized by irrational aversion to weapons, as opposed to justified apprehension about those who may wield them.”
George Orwell: “That rifle on the wall of the labourer’s cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”
Sigmund Freud: America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Sigmund Freud: If you can’t do it, give up!
Freud said alot of things not all points we can agree with. Not to mention few here have stated a fear of guns. Cooper is known because he is a gun buff and Orwell’s comment says nothing of storage. Having the right to own a gun is good, but not keeping your gun locked up or stored in a secure place is just irresponsible.
Clint Eastwood’s nursery
Sorry guys, but I don’t see the fail here. Yes, there are guns on the wall. However, there is no way that a baby can get to them.
Oh Zalver, don’t be embarrassing to us Canadians.
I really don’t seee a problem with this. Child cannot reach them, furthermore it is probably a locking rack anyways. No point having your gun locked up so that you cannot get at it. How else are you supposed to stop a wave of militant muslims, communists, angry lesbians, Mormons, George Bush supporters, killer Klan members, or urban wolves? Plus, its just fun to shoot at stuff.
This is a knee-jerk moron detector. If you failed to notice that there’s no damn way a baby is going to reach that, unlike say if the parent had stored the guns in a unlocked closet, then please report to your nearest hospital for retroactive abortion treatments.
Oh, and if you come across a voting booth on the way to the hospital: stay away. You aren’t qualified.
I killed fiddy men!
Just in case the baby is being a little arsehole
You never know what might need to be done in this failing economy!
There Baby is possessed by a demon
Quick call the exorcist!!!