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Forkin’-A!
That’s forked up
Oh, yeah? Well fork you, buddy!
I prefer a spoon.
Why a spoon, cousin?
What else would you use on a badger?
*poke*
You poke, you pay.
:[
*drives in on a forklift*
*carefully scootches fork under Moomin*
*lifts*
*SQUEEEEEEZES!!!*
*gently lowers Moomin back to ground*
*starts to drive away and falls off edge*
*slips an extra large pallet of Snugglies under DW*
Damn websense keeps blocking me from FailBlog…when did this happen. Better pick me up a Verizon Droid so I can surf at work!
Better yet, take your blasted spam somewhere else!
Yeah! What Gracie said.
Hey, watching that guy die was pretty funny. Know what’s about 3000 times funnier? September 11!!!
He lived on a knife-edge between lifted spirits and depression.
A ladle?
A whisk, it gives a nice frizzy action.
*whisks Moomin away before he’s impaled on a forklift*
*squeeze*
*changes the ‘a’ to ‘to’*
*frames with thumb and forefingers*
Much better!
I’m surprised that not a single failpeep had anything smart-alecky to say about that.
We’re too shy and polite.
Precisely, we are much too reserved around here to let a little spelling correction cause us to be unseemly.
*pins a “Deportment Matters!” badge on Scotty’s uniform*
I GET A BADGE??? WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!
*does back-flips while screaming for joy*
*stops suddenly, straightens uniform*
Much appreciated, Dragonwriter.
*takes a delicate sip of tea, pinky raised*
Ta.
*lifts teapot*
Top up?
Very high tone here about. *drops pants and moons entire internet. runs off, trips on pants, falls on face*
*slaps “Disportment Matters!” sticker on Coyote’s bum*
*covers mouth* Heh.
Good show Admiral.
BeBecause it’s DULL, you twit. It’ll hurt more.
Excuse me?
*pushes INCyr in a boiling vat of BaconLube™*
(Psst…Leila…he’s finishing the quote! It’s from a movie.)
*send apology card to INCyr*
*fishes INCyr out of vat o’ Baconlube*
*eyes him/her in dismay*
We’re gonna need a lot more ShamWows, guys!
*sigh*
*slips an ’s’ while everyone is occupied*
*pats Leila on back*
Hey, at least you didn’t get fried for your mistake. Ha!
*Runs away*
WIN! XD
There is no spoon!
Gibberish! Try a Spork!
“I’ll cut your heart out with a spork!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Forkods sake, could you please forkive this man for crashing his forklift?
Going down…
Well – not a car driver, but still a driver fail. *sigh*
Indeed.
It’s getting a little old.
Well then, the hell with the Fail. How is everybody doing?
MRN!!! How lovely to see you.
*squeeze*
MRN!! Long time no *squeeze*!
No hard feelings about my stealing your ♂, I hope?
Naw, there’s plenty more where that came from.
Oh, and *squeeze* back – almost missed the indirect reference.
I can actually stay around for the afternoon today. Of course, I shouldn’t, but you know I will.
Hope this guy was OK – am bothered by the Fails where we don’t at least see the person get up.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Me too, also.
I used to drive a box truck in college, and we did a lot of unloading and loading of furniture, supplies, etc. A guy was killed by doing this exact thing (not while I was there). They instituted all kinds of new training and safety regulations after that.
That’s horrible.
Safety regulations, as annoying as they are, they are there for a reason.
*looks for MsB*
At work they require us to hold the handrails while going up or down the stairs. I don’t want to touch them because they are just filthy. They can call me out on it – anyone can because our company is so safety obsessed. I just can’t get over my mental phobia about the rails.
Let the fun-ing at my expense being. TeeHee
*shudders*
I’m with you, Leila. I never hold the escalator rails — for the same reason. Also, I don’t read magazines in the doctor’s office, or rest my hands on the little check-writer thing at the grocery store.
Too many bugs out there!
That’s exactly why I avoid touching Microsoft Windows!
*snorksqueeze*
*squeeze LGB* Thanks for not making me sound so nutty.
*hands out purse-sized bottles of hand sanitizer to Leila and LGB*
Girl, I need a vat of this stuff.
*places order for four vats of world-sanitizer for Leila*
Are they here yet?
AAAHH!!! Do you know how many germs were transferred during that squeeze??
*flees with collar and a quickness*
*finds this talk about germs amusing on so many levels, working in restaurants and all*
I DON’T WANNA KNOW!!!
I am by no means a germaphobe…this is why we have immune systems, after all, and we need to keep them healthy and working…but by all that’s sacred to you, please do NOT tell gross, disgusting restaurant stories! I actually really like going out to eat and I don’t want that to change.
*sticks head in sand like an ostrich*
I like my squeezes and that’s all I need to know.
One of the reasons I find it amusing is that, being a server, I handle dirty dishes and money constantly, am always in close quarters with hundreds of people, and have been sick maybe 3 days in the past 10 years.
*sneaks in covered in germs*
*giggles to self*
*squeezes all present*
*picks up MsB and dunks her into a sink of hot, soapy water*
♬ Scrubba-scrubba-scrubbbb….♬
*rinses*
All done!
One last step…
*spin dries*
Woooo! Dizzy!
*falls over*
*sings* you spin me right round baby right round
Wow! I’m so clean I sparkle! Wait…
So, you wanna come do the same for my house now? It needs a real scrubbin’ after this last week, and I don’t have all my energy back yet. Anyone?
I would help Ms B but you will have to put up with my germy, incessant coughing.
Speaking like Yoda, you are!
Don’t know who that is but I bet he/she is a better writer/speller than I am.
What.
*checks teeth in mirror*
Leila, you seriously don’t know who Yoda is? Really?
The reference is weak with this one.
Seriously LGB. :[
Designers.
*Claps*
Desiiigners.
Alright, I need everyone to rally! Make it work.
*Sigh*
The nesting is fail with this one.
*boots comment into correct spot*
You’ve never seen Star Wars???
Um…I wish gaynorvader was here. He and I refuse to watch those movies.
*flees*
Fair enough Leila. I just didn’t think there were people out there who hadn’t seen it.
*squeeze*
*passes Leila a flee collar*
For me, it’s Austin Powers. Euch!
Austin Powers is stupid funny. I guess you know what you are getting into IMO. SW is just weird for me. With it, you are either in or you are out.
no no…. that’s Project Runway!
Your challenge today will be to make pot holders out of leftover Chinese food. You have 2 hours!
*begins making fun of Leila for spelling ‘begins’ as ‘being.’*
Muahahahah!!!!
I did that on purpose!!!
What happens if I press this shiny new button?
*press*
Yep. That’s exactly what I thought would happen. It’s pretty self explanatory.
Ooh, is this the part where we get to the hornyplay polechat?
Oh, we’re talking about a pole now? Which one? Whatever happens to pop up?
*pop-ups blocked*
*takes pole position*
*snerk*
There was a Poledancer Kitteh lol yesterday afternoon.
If I recall if was a pole dancing fail.
It was, and he looks like my kitty-boy, but he’s not.
Your kitty can poledance?!
Probably about as good as the kitty in the picture yesterday.
Does your polecat have a stripe down his back?
Nope. He’s just orange and stripey. And furry and cute.
Economy doesn’t see species does it?
Hiya, MRN. I’m doing fine, thanks. How about you?
*squeeze*
NS, about the painting you sold me…um…How can I say this without hurting your feelings…Can I get a refund?
Not knowing the back story to this, I read it as “parrot”, not “painting”.
I hear you. All I know is that my credit card was charged for a painting.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/26/awareness-fail/#comment-654739
Do you mean like this parrot?
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
I carefully crafted a response, but the Blog Monster ate it.
Gotta run now or I’d recreate it. Perhaps I will when I get back!
The short version: My feelings are tremendously hurt… and I never actually received money — so NO REFUND.
*starts rummaging thru FailPeeps purses and pockets for change to pay for credit card bill*
*finds 14 cents in Brewski’s pockets*
At least that’s a start.
Now that I’m back from swimming laps (a little over a mile, theng-kew!), I can post a slightly more polite response.
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*sniff* You … you didn’t like my drawring? *lip trembles*
*bursts into tears*
I worked so very hard on that!
*dons long blonde wig & puts on a British accent*
How can I give money back when I didn’t get any money in the first place?
No, no, no … It’s not that I didn’t like your drawring! Who wouldn’t like a drawring of 7 legged spider? It’s just that I don’t remember purchasing it. You know I just had a wedding and money is sorta tight right now. That’s all.
*starts frisking NS in hopes she finds some money*
Pssst, Leila — I’m a kitty-cat. I’m not wearing clothes.
Hi NS, I’m doing much better now that the coffee is kicking in and the 3 am Chenin Blanc is leaving the station. I remember writing an email to Brewski while I waited for the 4 am (ET) Fail. Next thing I knew it was almost time for the video fail. Ahhh, the weekend! (for me, anyway)
*squeeze*
Truck’s empty! Time for a break!
*breaks forklift*
There ya go!
*squeeze*
Speaking of breaks, gonna go get some coffee myself and come back.
(I’m starting to sound like I’m on Twitter. I need caffeine.)
*squeeze*
Could you grab a doughnut while you’re out?
…and the color magenta?
And a gun.
Don’t forget a brewski, for crying out loud!
*grabs Brewski*
*doesn’t say where*
Just remember, I’m not a PT!!
*pouts*
But he’s not on Failblog! Who am I supposed to play with then?
I play wit u Gracie!
Oh, and I’d like a cheese danish, please?
I really need to get a phone with Internet capabilities so I can get all this. Sorry… All I ended up with was the gun (cop traded it for the doughnut).
*searches MRN’s pockets*
THAT wasn’t the gun, BTW.
Ma bad?
Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t complaining…
I think your face turned a lovely shade of magenta, Leila!
[HOMER] Mmmmm….. cheese danish. [/HOMER]
Holy forklifts Batman!
*sits on MRC*
*reclines*
*turns on massage*
Can I get my turn now?
Make sure you wipe it first. She spelled blue wrong and now there is a mess there.
Holy massage recliner chairs! It’s Ryannon!
In the font and at your service!
OMG! Girlfriend! How you be???? *hugs and kisses*
Hi Pookie! *fondles and gropes*
Whoa, the past regulars are coming out of the wood work today.
I’m always watching you, Jules…
She used to do that to me but the TRO took care of that.
OMG – Mookie AND Ryannon are here!!!
Squeeeeezes all around
Really? Where do you find the time?
In the sock drawer – to the right.
Watch that first step! It’s a lulu!
It’s a black mage from Final Fantasy 10?
It makes you want to shout?
It just relights her fire.
The driver must have been loaded.
I think he lifted some hooch from the local liquor store.
Just enough to wet his pallet.
*squeezes*
I’m afreight there’s a lot of drug use in the trucking industry.
*squeeze!*
They hit the skids a lot, eh?
They like to get tank(er)ed.
Boy, that’ll leave a lumper two!
This might be one that crosses the line into snuff flick territory.
It went down BOOM!!!
…driver lost his helmet too, didja see?
Probably was trained to toss it in situations like this, so the company doesn’t have to pay for a new one.
The helmet is built with hydraulic thingies where in the case of a “going down BOOM” situation, it releases from the human’s head to avoid being damaged.
“hydraulic thingies”
a “going down BOOM” situation
Leila! Can you speak in plain, simple English? Some of us don’t understand these technical terms!
*squeeze*
*gives Judy manual*
This helped me greatly!!!
*squeeeeeeze*
Yes? How can I help?
May I please have a long island ice tea?
Oh, Leila…you’re good!
*mixes up a Long Island Iced Tea, doing flair tricks with the bottles*
There you go Leila. Can Manuel get anybody else a drink since the bar is open?
Manuel, go and get me a hammer .
But you only hammer in the morning.
What is that from? It rings a bell.
*jingle jingle jingle!*
Yes? How can I help?
♫If I had a hammer…♪
Loves to eat those mousies
Mousies what I loves to eat
Bite they little heads off
And nibble on they tiny feet
And don’t ask why.
Why?
Er.. Còmo?
He is trying to hit on you. “Do you have a hammer because I would really like to nail you” Get it?
Oh, Hammer sandwich.
Oh, must we go through this every time? A hammer.
My Hamster?
Hammer?! I don’t even know ‘er!
Whahahahaha
Am I the only one who missed the word “from” the first time?
Just wishful thinking by a zombie.
reminds me of shenmue… *sigh*
Didn’t see any tress there.
*trees
(still probably doesn’t make sense to most people)
ehm… nope!
You misspelled shamwow.
You misspelled ShamWow™.
You misspelled Shamu™.
You misspelled Shun™.
Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhhhhhuuunnn!
Dang! They took my freakin’ kidney!
*heads off to retrieve Ms B’s kidney*
Any other parts I kin git fer ya?
I could use a new nose!
*gives Ms B a Mr. Potatohead nose*
Oooh! Fancy!
How about a shot of Cabo and a *squeeze*?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Will do, and the nose too!
*looks at wee*
I’m not cleaning that up, though.
This Forklift was made in germany! You know the German always make good stuff!
Good old Ryo, up to his old tricks again.
I can explain quite easily how that happened.
*waits for explanation*
*pulls up chair*
*rests chin on knuckles*
*stares at Cloral all dreamy-eyed*
*scoots up next to LGB*
*Waits expectantly*
*takes a seat*
Hey, what are we all looking at…
Uh…why is Cloral naked?
*walks in carrying a few tubs of popcorn*
*pulls up a chair*
What are we watching?
Mmmmm…popcorn!!! I am going to go and make some.
Mmmm. Popcorn! Now, where did that buddacow go?
*raises one eybrow*
Suzie?????
The more important question is why are you wearing clothes?
Well, you see, there was a temporal space distortion on the loading docks. This distortion caused the light to bend. So when the forklift driver was steering to his right, it appeared to him that he was driving straight back into the storeroom.
*turns off the Enterprise temporal space distorter*
*walks away whistling nonchalantly*
Let’s see now…
Number of misogynistic comments that would have shown up about women drivers by this time: elebenty gazillion.
Number of sexist comments about male drives on THIS fail: zero.
*ponders*
Number of comments about women drivers who were trolls: elebenty gazillion.
Number who were not trolls: zero
The best thing to do is ignore them.
That was definitely a woman!!! Had to be. No man would do that.
*flees*
*chases Leila with her new personalized sparkly pink bat (and some DE)*
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
*runsAwayWithFastness*
*Wanders in front of Leila while looking in the other direction*
*CRASH
Ouch!! What happened??
Tounchdown!!!
Good tounch?
Bad tounch?
*pokes*
:[
oooooooooooooooooh!!
*admires Leila ♀’s Shiny New IgnoreButton™*
*raises left eyebrow*
Is that aaaaaaaaaaaall you notice?
It was good for me!
Sctty – yu we me a new keybard.
*passes Nighshayde a ShamWow™*
Sowwy.
Meh — it’s ok. I don’t really have anything to do right now anyway. Well – anything other than hang out on ICHC and FailBlog (and get paid for doing so).
Besides — it’s working now.
*zoooms in*
*drops off wicked comment about male drivers*
*zoooms out*
♫And ya shaaakes it all about♫
The idiot wouldn’t have lost his way if he had only stopped for directions.
Missed it by thatmuch!
*AAsqueezies*
To clarify, I was talking about myself…
*slipperybuttersqueeze*
Wait…clarified buttercow? SuzieQ, are you okay?!
*gets cow mold*
Moldy cow? *reaches air sick bag*
*inserts a “for”*
Oo! Break out the lobster!
*ties on bib*
Excuse me, but did you just tie one on?
*calls dibs on tie*
We’ll have a contest. Winner gets the tie. If there is a tie duplicate ties will be awarded.
Reading that made me tie-rd.
We can do that or knot.
*slices some lemon*
Ahem
Hee! Don’t worry, it seems to be the order of the day in this fail.
I distinctly heard him say, “Hey! Watch this!”,
while holding one arm behind his back.
I thought he said, “Look, Ma, no hands!”
Here’s one for you:
Typical male…doesn’t ask for directions.
“You’re going the wrong way!”
“Nah, I got it figured out!”
*Crash*
“Watch this, it’ll be so cool”
*BANG*
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh”
*pause*
“That wasn’t as cool as I thought it would be”
*GMTA squeeze*
“I bet you don’t dare to do that.”
“Whaaat? Watch this!”
I dare to *SQUEEZE!*, though.
You’re so courageous!
*admires*
*SQUEEZES*
In all fairness though, every time there’s a video of some idiot doing some stupid stunt, there are a bunch of comments about how only a guy would do that. And many of those comments are by the regulars.
*SQUEEZE*
Only a marshmallow would be bold enough to squeeze like that.
Our beloved marshmallow boldly goes and squeezes like nothing before.
Watch out for LGB.
0.0
*hides under desk*
Naw, naw, it’s okay, lil’ Moomin. I’ve promised my Fail Peeps that I wouldn’t try to nom them anymore. Your little marshmallow body is
gonna be in ma belleh soonsafe!I just had a disturbing thought.
If we were to mix The Moomin & SuzieQ up in a large hot saucepan with a couple of boxes of Rice Krispies, think how yummy they’d be!
Of course, I’d never be caught
dreaming ofdoing such a thing.Failpeeps are friends, not food.
Failpeeps are friends, not food.
Failpeeps are friends, not food.
*claps hands together*
Let’s get those two together!I applaud your effort not to nom your Fail Peeps, NS. Keep up the gooddreamingwork!STOP IT, YOU TWO!!!
Now I’m having a bit of a craving for Rice Krispie Treats. *sigh*
*noms some edamame instead*
It’s just not the same.
I made real Rice Krispie Treats from scratch for my nieces once. They preferred the prepackaged rubbish.
I had to eat them all myself. 
The pre-packaged ones are much better now than they used to be. Still – there’s something fun about playing with marshmallows.
Rice Krispie Treat sculptures!
I use them for my cakes. I just made a dentist in a chair with the tooth fairy hovering over him with a drill in her hand and two little gangsta molars looking on menacingly. The dentists chair was made out of rice krispie treats.
Oooooh – you’re one of them fancy cake decorating people?
*mouth hangs open in awe*
I’d love to learn to do that — but the closest I’ve gotten is reading “Cakewrecks” daily.
Did he die? I ask that seriously, his helmet came off. And we didn’t see him get up.
I wish the video was a tiny bit longer to see if the guy survived
I will take this post as sincere.
*makes a note in logbook*
It was meant as sincere. Did I say something against the rules? Sorry, I am new here
I happen to work in a company that insures the manufacturers of forklifts (among other things). This happens all the time.
Yes, it does. My g/f’s father works at a forklift manufacturer. Now I’m curious, I’m going to ask if they do off-dock crash tests. He’s the guy who would do it if they did.
I concur. As a former truck driver and dock worker, I have seen my share of douche nozzles who are paying so little attention to where theyre going that this kind of messness happens.
On a side note, I’ma guess it was a Union guy.
*Is suddenly dragged away from comp by two burly Teamst
This doesn’t seem like a fail that is up to par with other failblog fails. That just looks like a terrible accident.
agree |:
No, no — you spelled it wrong. It’s :[
Depends on your point of view. (:
*squeeeeeeeeeziecoyote*
It’s not ]: ?
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
*savanges around for miscellaneous body parts in the Official Miscellaneous Body Part Container*
*Pulls out arm*
No … no, this won’t do.
*Finds legs*
*dusts them off*
*replaces ZombieApocalypse’s legs with shiny new working legs*
There you go. All better.
*pictures a mouldering zombie with shiny new C3PO legs*
Not a scullying zombie?
Moulder … scully … scurry … ZA may do as he pleases.
I don’t judge.
I WANT TO BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
*smile*
*nod*
You do that, DW.
I’m telling you I was abducted by aliens and I think they gave me an anal probe because my legs look and feel different.
I seem to be visited by aliens every time I drink tequila.
Wow. For me, that was a “comment grenade.” I just now got it.
*marks her file with an X*
*snickers*
Hi from île Saint-Louis! Not sure why I expected the night shift to be here now, I’m living in the future. It’s awesome, there are flying Peugeots.
Pegasi?
Peugasi may have been funnier. Ah well.
Woo!
*waves to Dilly*
*waves aussi*
*waves to everyone*
*squeeze*
*makes note in log book*
You have a book of logs? Is it in alphabetical order where Ash and Aspen are first or do you go in size? Or is it in scatological order?
Whoa, look who came out of the woodwork!
She’s branching out!
*longtimenoseesqueeze for Ry*
Wood you look at that!
It goes against the grain that you’ve been gone for so long, yanno.
I was knot feeling myself for quite some time and needed to leave.
Well, I hope you got to the root of the problem and will stick around for a while.
I hope you found yourself.
*sigh*
*barks at Jules for spoiling the pun-run*
Made an ash of her/hisself and got burned.
Do you think a dogwood be able to follow a pun run everytime?
It’s time you turned over a new leaf, and tried not to break any more puns.
I’ve been pining for a good pun run.
Phones ringing – it’s fir you, DW
Oak-kay! I finally got into a pun run!
I Cedar that. Congrats, Deep!
Always has been acorny bunch.
True, just teak a look at some of these puns.
It makes me sycamore of these pun runs don’t get started like they used to.
The larch,
the fir,
the ¡Great Scotts! pine!
*sigh*
I want to take a vacation on the beech. It’s TOO COLD here.
There’s nothing worse than coming home to a messy house after vacation. Be sure to Spruce up before you go.
Son of a birch!! I forgot the laundry!!
*runs to the laundry room*
*facepalm*
@Dragon
You didn’t put that corseted locust number with the sparklies in the dryer, did you? It might shrink.
They’re rank in chronological order, by when I first peed on the tree.
Was the foreword written by I.P. Freley?
No, Richard P. Wong, a professor at ICU’s philosophy department.
Yay!
*brings out the pickles*
Pickles for everyone!!
>>>SURPRISE!!!<<<
How did I know that was coming?
Some things are just meant to be.
You mean like peanut butter and motor oil?
Amazing isn’t it?
Also, peanut butter and pine cones.
I thought it was pine cones and applesauce.
*shakes head in confusion*
Peanut butter goes with everything.
For example, snake and peanut butter tastes like peanut butter chicken.
Remember, pickles and lemon juice!
(This is one of my nephew’s favorite things to say. He says it at least once a day.)
I think WN just likes “pickle surprises.”
mmmmmmmmmmmmm nummerz!!
Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
He IS the pickle surprise.
Holy cow! I recognize that avatar! I have seen your comments on Fails from before my time. I am not kidding when I say I’ve always wished I had been around Failblog when you were posting!
*a fan*
Wow, if you like my comments, you should see what I can do with my tongue. Unless you are under 18 and then I have never been here before in my life!
I am under 18 but have 20 years experience, so not a legal or moral issue.
I have an Amish cousin if you are interested.
Sure, I’ll try getting in touch with her.
*write text message on phone*
* puts in horse-drawn cart heading west*
*waits*
Oh you like girls?
Yes…. will that become an issue?
We will have to shave his beard and put him in a dress.
A Tramish?
Again? Tell you what, this time I’ll shave and put on the dress.
Sexay!
IT’S ARTHUR’S FAULT! I couldn’t contain that chuckle …
Tramish? FINALLY! A GENRE OF PORN I HAVEN’T GROWN TIRED OF! LEMME @ IT!
(Well, for those who don’t recognize you, there’s a challenging intro to live up to.)
To my defense, I am sorta new here.
Me too. This is my first foray into failblogdom and I must say, I am red faced by all the double entendre and sexual innuendos.
*buries face in pillow so her humongous, undignified *SNORK* is muffled*
Sorry, but they don’t make pillows THAT big.
Welcome back!!
Merci boucoup mon petit poulet!
*sends some futuristic waves to Dilly*
*gasp pant*
Leila! I’ve just come back from the future. Whatever you do, DO NOT send futuristic waves! The consequences could be dire to the space-time continuum! Aw, crap. I’m too late. Guess I’ll just have a beer, then.
That was a load of shit.
I watched this video when I got my forklift certification; The guy DID DIE, so I don’t think that it’s appropriate to have this fail posted. Guy slipping on banana peel == funny, guy slipping one a banana peel and breaking his neck != funny.
If what you say is indeed true, then I would agree with you that FB shouldn’t have posted it.
Yes he did die. I can probably dig up the training CD when I get home tonight. I had to go through the same safety training for forklifts. They had two points for this video. He didn’t look where he was going and died because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt. The forklift weight tons and the seat belt is there to keep you from being crushed under it.
i have driven some machines like these, and they are unbelievably heavy and dangerous. i’m sure he was injured, and i completely believe he could have died.
not funny.
Link or it didn’t happen.
Would someone go to the trouble of videoing a guy slipping and dying on a banana peel? You need to set your standards a little lower AA.
If the guy truly bought it, then it absolutely SHOULD be on here.
See if you can follow this equation:
Doing something dangerous
+
Doing it in an incredibly stupid manner
+
Not wearing your seatbelt
x
the cosine
=
YOU DIE!
Death is the ultimate FAIL!
Your honor, the State rests.
I wonder if he needs a lift, or maybe a new lift, or maybe a facelift…
Yeh I bet he got hurt real bad.
No way, he was wearing a safety helmet!
But, no safety glasses, so I don’t think he made it.
Safety THIRD!
If you do the Safety Dance while falling, you’ll survive every time. Trust me, it works!
die he unemployment?
no, workers comp
Dis-ability
They docked his pay.
“Warehouse!”
“There house. There castle.”
“Why are you talking that way?”
“I thought you wanted to.”
“No, no. I don’t want to.”
*shrug*
“Suit yourself — I’m easy.”
I just saw Charlie Sheen on RichDater wesite.
How nice for you. Run along now, we’re trying to play.
*pats Nancy on the head*
*fires up chainsaw*
Ummm, could you hold her a little to the left?
A chainsaw? Really you are going to go with a chainsaw? Can’t you think of a more elegant weapon?
Like a jack hammer.
Aww, come on can’t we use the javelin?
Greased javelin with Baconlube?
EEEEEK! Zooomz, you’re nekkid!
OMG!! What in hell happened to her? Is that really her?
And what the hell happened to my avatar? eeeeeek
I saw WhoaNellie looking awfully suspicious earlier and he had something in his pocket. I’m just sayin’…
Nah. He was just happy to see you.
He charms you with that Cabo Wabo and next thing you know, you are running around nekkid and without an avatar.
Is that what he is calling it these days? I remember when he was calling it Big Ed and the Twins.
*sneaks hand in WN’s pocket….what’s this??
Much better, although nekkid wasn’t that bad….
zooomy, every time I see you, you’ve gone and added an extra ‘o’ to yer name. Dammit! I can’t keep track of ‘em! They’re all OVER the place!
*runs around room picking up ‘o’s with an ‘o’ face*
The maid did it in the music room–it’s not my fault!!!!
Better an extra on in the name than on the face. OOooo face ftw!
I just saw Charlie Sheen on RichDater website.
…so what are you doing here? You will miss out if you hang out here. Go. Go. Go and get him!!!!!!
She should – bet it’s some pimply nerd or a DOM!!
Okay…. This is when you ask…. “did he die” A Fork lift falling on top of you?…. yeah
Yes, the more logical/thoughtful/humorless people have already chimed in on that and tried to rain on our parade but oh no, death is not a deterrent for laughter. So my dentist is the one that detected my mothers breast cancer, does that keep me from going back to the dentist? No, a good dentist is hard to come by.
at least it doesn’t explode
now i understand why Brazil is so dang good at soccer.
Because they can say gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so well and still sound sexy?
1. Football.
2. Why?
3. Safety.
i wanna drive as good as him when i grow up, mummy
Did we pull out the Halloween decorations?
I tried to kill me with a forklift! Ole!
I was waiting for this comment! Best Mistie refrain EVAR!
Did he died?
Indeed he did died.
Died he indeed did.
In-died deed did he.
Inde died ed did he.
I hid Ed. Ed denied.
Ed indeed hided and dieded
Do wa diddy dee dee dum dee dee do.
*skaweeeezyZA*
Not too many noms for you around here today.
I tried to give you Gracie’s brains, but that didn’t work out too well…
Some days are better than others. With the recent activity, I’m not about to complain.
Gracie’s braaaaaiiinnnsss? Is it time to eat my failpeeps now?
Well, no, no exactly. She tossed her head, but when I picked it up and looked inside there were only brains and no excrement.
I did my best, buddy. I did my best.
*walks away slowly kicking rocks*
No din din indeed.
That lorry has a lot of fail in it!
“Jeez, Bill, when I told you to fork it over, I didn’t mean for you to take it so literally.”
*snerk*
*gives Shadow a gold star*
Ah, it’s just like kindergarten again!
*contented sigh*
*stamps a pixie over the gold star*
Looks like a pitchedfork to me.
rollin in the hay moomin?
What pitch, though? I could have sworn I heard a B♭ in all the clanging metal and breaking glass.
Naw, it was a straight A
If we keep making comments like this they will tar and feather us for sure
Hay everyone. Sow have you been?
Let me chicken see
He took a wrong turn. Listening they ought to learn.
Well, it is 5 am, what else can you expect?
When hunting the wild forklift, it is advisable to shoot straight through the counterweight, as this will cause the forklift to pitch over dead with a single shot from a good marksman, as seen here. Be careful though, as shooting anywhere else will only anger the forklift and cause it to charge. Should it do so, impalement by the adjustable metal horns at the front of the beast is a virtual certainty.
Good luck.
If you were in the Matrix, would you be a Neo Nazi?
Hello again, fake Hitler!
hello real Cloral!
hehe what a moron =)
Epic Humanity Fail: laughing at others in danger!! OH YEAH!!! We stink!!!
YES!!!!!!!!! First.
All I can say is ouch… I hope the guy is ok. I know that most of those drivers don’t wear their seat belt and those forklifts are very heavy!
OMG! OMG! OMG!
3rd
That’s why we’re in a recesion.
Man, I hope the guy didn’t die….
And even if … at least we got a laugh out of it
Not funny. Hope he’s OK – I doubt it though, as his hard hat is seen flying off.
wow. What jerks ya’ll are making yourselves out to be. “At least we got a laugh out of it”??
Pathetic.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Staplerfahrer Klaus! And it’s his first day at work …
Total carnage! He went right off the edge!
Did he die ?
Our fork looses!
Now, all your base are belong to us!
That reminds me of Forklift Driver Klaus.
Such a great film!
That is NOT funny!
what the hell is this?
these are the kind of people that would stand around taking pictures of a little girl getting beaten and raped. People wonder how those guys could do it…just look at these responses. “Hey, at least we got a laugh! doesnt’ matter how bad he got hurt! he isn’t worth even pretending to care”
disgusting.
Y is that other dude checking his watch, b4 checking his m8?
You know that’s a “hard hat” right? Not a “helmet.” Helmets come with chin straps, although he probably would have been dumb enough not to be wearing his. Hard hats are just that: hats. They fall off when you keel over out of stupidity!
Most deadly accidents at work involve forklifts. This is not funny
/Forklift driver