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Chug! Chug! Chug!
Refueling Thomas the Tank engine has taken a new and disturbing turn.
It’s actually good parenting: they keep little Thomas in the shade of an umbrella, and he’s being rehydrated! Well done…
actually beer is dehydrating
*hem
Alcohol is dehydrating, the other contents are not.
Speaking of thomas the tank
one one thing i an do to that. o.O and o.O to the the other ones like 50 cent. RUINED A TV SHOW RUINED. My childhood is weeping on the floor right now.
Say wha?
Holy cow…this has single handedly made my childhood memories die lol
who knows this might be a hit or something one day
*hem
Alcohol is dehydrating therefore beer is dehydrating.
Beer doesn’t have enough alcohol to be dehydrating.
Think about it… if you fill a glass up with water and add one drop, it has alcohol, but do you think it’s dehydrating? Sure beer has more than a drop of alcohol, but 5% isn’t enough.
5% alcohol is more than enough to dehydrate a person, this was until now I had thought common knowledge.
The main cause of the headache resulting from a hangover is dehydration, your logic would dictate that not only is beer incapable of causing hangovers, it helps prevent them. Which is of course stupid.
beer prevents hangovers… you just have to keep drinking it
Now their gonna have to put Thomas the train on adult swim!!
Underage drinking win.
Is that a tube of beer, a bong pipe, or some crack ho training her son for his eventual profession as someone’s prison biatch?
I believe it is both the first and third.
and she will be crying when the judge sends him down , for been a fugg wit in a few years.
“but he was a good boy”
“I dunno where ‘e gets i’ from!”
who says it’s the parent? Could be a fun aunt
Or an older sister.
or grandmother.
My sister took me to my first drinking party… I think I was 14… don’t remember how much i drank, but i came close to passing out- so that’s when she hit me with a gallon jug of water
it’s the working end of an elephant.
poor him
well he probably had a fun day!
Pour him – Another!
ditto. this looks like pb no wonder you arent allowed to drink there anymore….
humm failed :wha
haha, and they wonder how underage drinking starts
wawawawawa
They grow up so fast…. *snif*.. he just got drunk for the first time !! *snif*
maybe is orange juice ^^ or pee
i think the latter would still mean parenting fail
Maybe it’s gasoline.
foom!
Maybe it’s Maybeline.
or maybe he’s born with it…
Maybe it’s apple juice? Maybe? Please? :S
Britney has really let herself go, hasn’t she?
Leave Britney ALONE!
can’t be britney… she’s got clothe covering her bottom parts.
fail? no… this is an epic win!
*glares at Matrix*
*makes note in logbook*
I think we need to start a new log book, someone FOOMED the edges of the last one.
Hrmmm, I suppose so. Plus, I think someone dropped this in the bukkit as well, it smells disgusting! And these stains better not be what I think they are…
It’s brie, and pizza sauce.
*shrugs*
I was hungry!
Oh, thank god. I thought someone had w- it’s not important. Wait, Pizza sauce? On its own???
erm, well yeah, it was the only edible food combination in the cupboards. (don’t worry we have an order being delivered shortly)
…I see. That sounds quite nice, actually. I’m sure a combination of the two with toast would be splendid.
Mmmm. I love brie! Lately, though, I’ve been eating those little Laughing Cow wedges of creamy swiss instead, paired with a luscious pear and cracker.
In all seriousness, this post reminds me of growing up with alcoholic parents. At 6 you should not be making mommy and daddy screwdrivers. There are pictures of their good friends “pretending” to give me beer. Okay, oversharing FAIL.
*sighs*
*cleans previous troll blood from bat with ShamWow*
*gets grip on bat*
*takes a stance*
THWACK!
gracie, gracie, gracie… tsk tsk… g’night!
@_@ notice the guy filming it on his phone..?
I would love to have been there. xD
…sending video directly to child services
Кока-колу хуярит полюбасу
Probably, but would that not be fizzier than beer to swallow?
Pssst, k@… I recognize the “Coca Cola” part, but what does the rest say?
Put it this way- if the site moderated cyrillic- this would be off in a shot!
The first part of the third word is slang for c0ck- and with the second part, am not sure of the full extension but I think you can guess!
Xyback to front R- pronounced Khuj= Peaness
Don’t worry Ale report this to the authorities!
(bloody clocks going back has turned my brain to candyfloss today)
Have they now? So, is it about 11.40 in the UK?
Yup, the migraine I had last night did not help with this mornings Brain toffee.
(luckily there’s only one other person in the office, and he has not noticed I am wearing my shades to ward off the evil that is flourescent lighting.)
What is this “Brain toffee” of which you speak? Has the UK invented yet another strangely named foodstuff?
Wow, you work on a Sunday? I didn’t know that was possible (read: I didn’t know people could be arsed on a weekend).
Brain Toffee= how your brain feels when you are overtired/stressed etc, the feeling of wading through a sea of toffee whilst trying to concentrate on something that is usually easy, but in those circumstances appears out of reach of your intelligence.
Yes I work Sundays, I played about with my contract, I work 6 days a week, but 3 of those are half days- thus 4 lie-ins’ a week….suits me, and means I avoid rush hour almost every day!
Ah, I know how you feel. I have a heap of Geography coursework to do over this holiday, and I feel like bursting into tears at some points. The data presentation, ugh, so many maps and graphs. Grrr…
Wow, and I thought I had it hard because I had Saturday school!
One step at a time hun, you will be suprised how easy it actually is! (or cheat and use excel for all your graphing needs, OK so It is not actually cheating, the Open University told me to do it!)
have a beer… that’ll help ya relax. and if you bong it, you’ll relax even more.
ahh, so me after Physics class then… I have another phrase to substitute for the toffee part, but the censors won’t allow it
I gave up adjusting clocks to summer time. It’s much easier just to go to work an hour earlier during the summer, instead.
Noooooo, that means getting up early for months! ick!
(OK yes it probably is the sensible thing to do!)
As an added bonus, people eventually stop asking you the time of day when you tell them GMT during the summer months
we got rid of day light saving in western Australia
we hated it
had a vote
and no more
So, does the rest of Australia still have DST? Or has this “vote” gotten rid of it continent-wide?
*Moves to Arizona* Takes care of that.
So, does the rest of Australia still have DST–yes
gotten rid of it continent-wide–no
wait… were we supposed to fall back today?
Not in the US.
*Sunday squeezes for K@*
The clocks don’t change here until next week.
*confusedsqueezesback*
*shakes head to try to clear jet lag effect*
Bah, not working!
Hope your day is better than mine Gracie!
Well, it’s 7:30 (ish) here, I’m “borrowing” internet from one of my neighbors, so I’m sitting in my room goofing online in my jammies. Pretty good so far, except I haven’t made coffee yet.
*goes to correct that*
It is nearly my lunch hour, and I have taken….8 calls so far today, nothing like actually trying to keep me awake on a Sunday.
That sounds like my normal weekday! Thursday was worse. Not many people wanting fertilizer when it’s snowing.
Snowing? wow!
Fertiliser…*eyes Gracie suspiciously*
Heavily Nitrate based?
Nitrate, phosphate, potassium. We make different types. I work in the scale office as an office assistant. It gets really boring in the winter.
Yeesh, but at least you do have a job…..which is a bonus, daytime boredom is way better than daytime TV!
(I only ask about the contents as I am studying eutrophication due to run off at the mo!)
*had do look up eutrophication*
Totally understandable. Unfortunately, all of our fertilizers are chemical based. On the other hand, they work really well.
I have no problem, as long as they are used according to the instructions! It is when numpties who think more is better get involved that you get issues!
A lot of what we sell we apply as well, so that helps cut down on that kind of idiocy.
woo hoo, a company that actually understands its’ product…..Now that is a true rarity! *squeeze*
We were one of the first in the area to offer liquid fertilizer. We’re very innovative.
Tiptoe through the tulips …
OK, but I am not sure what good it will do.
*tiptoes off*
k@, this clickie may explain things. Or not.
Blocky blocky! Maybe I should try for some more sleep!
have another beer, k@… will make you forget.
Egad, the handler’s about 80% hip, 12% jaw, and full-on double-bag yoogly!
* Grabs Gracie’s bat. *
* Adjusts grip and stance.*
We call this culling the herd ala rush limbaugh.
*THWACK*
* Prepares Gracie’s bat for its next job.*
failblog dont have that many comments anymore, is failblog beginning to fail?
SUNDAY, berk
Another comment that has abdolutely nothing to do with the picture.
O well, i still dont think krompen is needed
Krompen? What on earth are you talking about? At least our comments make sense.
hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
That’s not how you do it. Watch.
*dramatic music plays*
*looks up at sky with manic smile*
*puts hands on hips*
Muahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAAHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Er- and a cheery “Good morning” to you, too!
*cough* *splutter*
Er, hello, gracie, I wasn’t expecting to see you! Good morning!
*squeeze*
I discovered by chance last weekend that one of my neighbors has an unsecured wireless internet that I can only access from my bedroom. So I now have internet at home.
*squeeze back*
Hah! That’ll teach your neighbours not to have a password protected wireless! Is it a strong signal?
Not really, but it does the job. I won’t be able to be on long today, because I promised my kiddywinks some internet time.
this is a win
even if its just for the girl in the black and white bikini
*stretches*
*cracks knuckles*
*grabs pink metal baseball bat that says “Girl Power” on it*
*gets a solid grip and takes a stance*
THWACK!
Well I never, I had no idea the inside of the skull could do that!
Good show!
*scoops up remains of ironlord’s cranium for ZA’s snack*
*shamwows the rest*
Thanks, BF.
*squeeze*
Gracie, you might want to take care of Jimmy, below \/.
That’s what I’m talking about.
*adjusts grip on bat*
*takes a new stance*
THWACK!!
Out Of the Park!
*runs off to collect Zombie noms*
*blows smoke off bat*
*cleans off bat with ShamWow*
forget the sham… just wow.
Please say that the guy in the background is using his phone to call Child Protective Services…
Nope. He’s taking a picture.
Say *glugglugglugcoughcoughsplutterwheezecough
Ok, here goes: “glugglugglugcoughcoughsplutterwheezecough.” How was that?
*click …..Perfect
Wanna see?
*looks at picture over K@’s shoulder*
Aw, my eyes were closed! Let’s try it again.
Ok but in this one I want to give you a different motivation for your character…..
*sighs*
Ok. What’s my new motivation.
Donuts
Mmmmmm. Donuts! /Homer
*drools*
*click
Aha, much better, you have a glint in your eyes in this one!
Are you sure that wasn’t a glint off my drool?
You drool through your eyes?
*checks Gracies forehead*
hmmmm, we may need a doctor here!
*snorkroffle*
(my kids are reading over my shoulder, and they laughed, too)
*takes a quick bow*
*takes evasive action of ET finger*
*waves to Gracies kiddywinks*
*kiddywinks wave back*
*Gives Gracie a prescription for ShamWow.
Here, use this as needed. It should help with the drool issue…
you can see the servers “camel toe”
Gracie…..Batting practice over here!
*gets a grip on the bat*
*takes a stance*
THWACK!
*flips scoreboard*
SEXIST BIGOTS – 0
GRACIE – 3
*gets out pompoms for half time show*
*would bow, but is leery of ET finger*
*kiddywinks want to know what ET finger is*
*will explain it to them when they’re 30*
*Snork*
k@ is getting out the what’s??
see it 2
Ahh, the good ol’ days…
Maybe he’s a midget.
Maybe you need to get your eyes checked.
Hello and Good Morning,
“Maybe he’s a midget.” happened to be my exact thought as well.
They all either appear to me as kids or a circus group, and I tend to stay longer in the big top each time I enter.
Piece
heh, i would have let my son taste brew myself only to let him find out it tasted like piss and thus he would never automaticly drink it again (perhaps until he grows up)
Doesn’t work. ‘Learning your kids not to drink’ by offering them booze will turn them alcoholics (Google it).
Worked for me. I tasted beer once as a child, just a drop on my tongue. HATED it. I don’t drink for other reasons, but if I did, I probably wouldn’t ever touch it. I hate the smell of it, too. No, thanks!
That is also a load of crap.
[Doesn’t work. ‘Learning your kids not to drink’ ]
And here, we see why.
Well, the kiddywinks (thanks for that term, K@. Hope you don’t mind that I stole it) are threatening a mutiny if they don’t get some internet time. I’ll see you all tomorrow!
*parting squeezes*
G’night Gracie! Have a great Sunday
*squeeze*
Like they always say “Drink till you drop”
awww wish my parents were that cool!
* Grabs Gracie’s bat. *
* Adjusts grip and stance.*
We call this culling the herd ala Darwin.
*THWACK*
* Returns Gracie’s bat to its place.*
if you were a child in germany, this would be an option for over-quenching your thirst. I lived in Germany as a child and recall drinking lots of beer (which was often as my mother was a “waitress” at the beer hall in Munich.
Last I checked, they don’t ‘beer bong’ the children in Germany, they teach them moderation. And the tradition of drinking beer even by children was due to the local water prior to water purification systems.
FIRST COMMENT
* Grabs Gracie’s bat. *
* Adjusts grip and stance.*
We call this culling the herd ala Darwin.
*THWACK*
* Prepares Gracie’s bat for its next job.*
FIRST COMMENT YEAHHHHHHHH
* Grabs Gracie’s bat. *
* Adjusts grip and stance.*
We call this culling the herd ala Idi Amin.
*THWACK*
* Prepares Gracie’s bat for its next job.*
Wow, they sure do look like parents FAIL failblog.
In my line of work we call this job security!
If everyone in the world was sensible, obeyed the law and never took any risks……most of us would be out of work too.
Very true, very true. Guess that’s means most of us will be working hard then!
a third of all moneys in the world is spent because of crime
no crime =no cops, no lawyers, no courts or judges, no locks(cars, buildings homes,banks,ya push bick)no keys, no security cams,99% drop in replacement glass, no military,no gards.
would pay for all health care-education-welfare .
humans get what they deserve.
other than that
However you would still need fireman and hospitals for all the accidents, mishaps, and the such
in a sensible world, there would be no accidents.
stupid parent >:(
I would say that someone should punch that bitch in the face but given the honker on that ho it could only help.
* Grabs Gracie’s bat. *
* Adjusts grip and stance.*
We call this culling the herd ala karl rove.
*THWACK*
* Prepares Gracie’s bat for its next job.*
Geez, have people just forgotten how to be parents altogether? That’s just horrible.
Yes, they have. This is what happens when people take parenting tips from britney spears, I won’t even bother capitalizing that bitch’s name. She isn’t worth it.
jajajaa just like this video:
You know what we should, we should just do it.
D-D-D-Do it!
thats my kind of lemon-aid
They are going to hell in the express lane.
do “they” go through your bathroom first?
i’m hoping that’s just Juicy Juice
I don’t se
I don’t see how this is funny in the least bit. This is child abuse.
Nope, it sure ain’t funny. But it sure is a Parenting Fail!
AMEN- this is a crime and these people should be identified.
I hope that’s apple juice they’re feeding into that tube.
That’s just disgusting.
*throws confetti*
Congrats kid! you just began your short journey to becoming an alchohoic!
*puts up baseball bat proof shield to protect self-just in case*
*throws some more confetti for good measure*
got to start them young….
Ugggh, yeah, this is not actually funny at all. Just depressing and obnoxious.
Has it occurred to ANYONE else that it might NOT be beer in that thing? A still photo only says so much…
I don’t care what’s in that tube, they’re still teaching that kid a trick he can use at a keg party. Why wouldn’t he show off that skill first chance he gets/first party he goes to?
that guy- he probably isn’t filming..
I bet he just has children’s services on speed dial..
“it’s me again…yup- this time a beer bong……”
Wow, this is so NOT funny. I would request that this one actually be taken down. Being an employee of social services I can tell you, this is glorifying and making a joke out of child abuse. Whether it’s actually beer or not, the intention is for us to BELIEVE that it is, and that is making this possible instance of child abuse a joke. PLEASE take this one down.
I agree. Someone needs to find these people and get that kid to safety— now!
If you feel that way you can contact the admins and express your concern about the picture. You can also click the offensive button near the picture if you haven’t already done so. They have taken pictures down that were deemed offensive by the viewing public.
its funy thats hapend to me when I whas a kid
Ah, and that explains your spelling issues, I presume!
maybe lol
Someone REALLY needs to call child services. This ain’t funny.
You can get free games and stuff at freethings4u.tk
Go back to 4chan. Where idiots belong.
Someone needs to tell that fat bitch on the left to lay off the beer
She’s not fat. Just pleasantly plump. Which is better than a stereotypical woman who is skin and bones, IMO.
How I hope that’s a 21-year-old with growth hormone issues.
The real fail here is the fat cow. Someone should tell her to put on some clothes and stay away from cameras.
She’s not fat. Just pleasantly plump and attractive, aside from that big ass nose and jaw of hers, lol. Which is better than a stereotypical woman who is skin and bones, imo.
Oh shit, I think I recognize the one in the hat. If that is who I think it is, then that’s not even her son.
oops
That better not be piss.
hey it might be juice, and even if its alcohol i think thats a win
god, I wish they were my parents.
Why is it that in most fails, I see the word “FAIL” in the top left corner, when that’s usually NOT where the fail is? Don’t people know you can move the word around to where the fail is?
They’re just giving him a jump start on his college education.
I come to Failblog to lol but this made me depressed
look at the rack on the the girl with the striped bikini i would tap that
the fluid could very well be from the Diet Coke can she’s holding.
Or not.
I don’t know why many fails have the word “fail” in the top left corner, where many fails aren’t usually at. And they usually leave the word white and untouched, so you could barely see the word at some fails.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Yeah, no… not funny….
Does anyone else know that the action taking place in this image is illegal? In all states, providing to minors (under the age of 21 for alcohol) is illegal even if you are related to said under age person (kid in this situation). The adults of this trip are outstandingly irresponsible and should be legally held accountable for their actions.
This only applies if said photo is taken in the U.S. Any where else, hey, get your kids drunk. Its not illegal (but still stupid).
Doubt they’re giving him beer, but that may not be the best device for him to get used to drinking from.
haha
faill1
what is even going on here? on the pic? drinking beer, but why through that?
It’s called a beer bong. For details, contact your local fraternity or sorority. They’re the only ones stupid enough to drink beer that way.
Where is CPS? Those people need to be found and that child taken away. NO,THATS NOT FUNNY!!!
Not all countries have the moronic attitudes that are prevalent among the ‘upper class’ in America.
poor kid! or maybe not so poor? lol!
Noice teets
What a wonerfull mother. Not only is she training herson to be an alcoholic but she is also teaching him to swallow. Definately in contention for the “Mother of the Year” award.
It looks like a coke to me. Its not a beer. If it was a beer, I would be disgusted.
Then you should be disgusted. Look at the yellowish fluid near the boy’s mouth… that isn’t Coke. There’s another picture out there of this happy little group with the beer-administering female posing with the boy and the bong; the tube has white foam residue in it.
Oh, and to round out the sexist comments: I would, like, totally do that hottie with the cell phone. That sweet torso would feel soooo good locked between my knees. Yeah, it goes both ways, fellas. XD
I wish the little brat wasn’t in the way so that I could check out his bulge. Love his body and great tan line.
(.Y.)
If I saw someone giving their child beer in public, I would stab the parents in the stomach so they die a slow death. The parents should be arrested – man I feel sorry for the kid.
permission to kill?
thanks mom… after this im off to get some sloars
Man! That looks like a great time! Brings back memories!
Fake! What is with the extra hand coming out of nowhere. Just shopped in the kid who was drinking something else.
Where is the “extra” hand? mathematically speaking, they are exactly where they should be. (2) hands from the kid being abused, and (1) hand from the co-abuser
heh, well technically each of those people can be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and child endangerment, and a few other crimes. anymore, never get a picture taken of you giving kids things that arent legal for them. except small explosive devices on the 4th …
Wow! That is just wrong:(
that fat ass biotch needs to be put in jail if that is alcohol she is giving that little boy
wow, that’s crazy
i can’t believe a mother let her child do that
and some one took a picture of it
does she know that she could get in some trouble for that?
i guess people don’t care about their kids anymore
yeah!
Actually, it isn’t illegal to give alcohol to people under 21 if they are your children, and you are present at all times while they consume it and for a set amount of time afterwords. At least not in most states. Feel free to look it up. Still, this kid looks a little young to be trying alcohol. I hope he got sick and learned his lesson.
i wish my parents let me do that
its Brittney Spears on vacation with the family
I don’t see exactly what she is feeding him with. Whatever it is, it is definitely not the right thing to do.
It’s like you can already smell the murder trial…
srsly now?
britney spears at the beach with her kids…….and for the record, do we know it’s beer?
Publishing this picture was very poor judgement by the owners / admins of this forum. Yes, it MAY be protected under the 1st amendment, but it shows this otherwise funny and on topic site in a very bad light as an indulgent, anything goes voyuerdome future generations be damned. It’s ok to leave some stupid in the unpublished pile.
I emailed them about this, but… no response.
BEST! BABYSITTER! EVER!
This picture is in HORRIBLE taste. I also tried to send an email yet it wouldn’t go through. I am the LEAST prude person in the world and I usually LOVE this website, but after seeing this picture I’m mortified at their morals here. Some idiot actually had the nerve to say it’s OK to serve your child alcohol. OK, maybe a sip or two of wine at christmas, but not a F***ING BEER BONG YOU MORON. not only can they cause aphyxiation, its a freaking drug for anyone under 21. AND THEY”RE ACTUALLY LAUGHING? this is horrible. I have EXTREME distaste in my mouth for this site after seeing this. How could no one take this photo down?
fail to the fat one in the greenish bikini
That’s just juice, right? …Right?
Just report the picture to your county DA. They know how to handle the broadcasting of crimes such as rape, child abuse, murder, etc. I too am going to stop visiting failblog because of this photo and the inaction of the owners if this board.
Also, would someone let Keith Olberman know that the site he used to tout on his show now promotes force feeding alcohol to grade schoolers?
I can’t believe the owners of this board would leave this up. This is not a parenting failure it is a human failure – a website owner failure. Shame on you.
it’s probabkly not even beer. I used to rootbeer bongs with my friends in highschool all the time before I started drinking. That kid will be a pro beer bonger by the time he hits college though. woot!
This isn’t funny – it’s appalling.
this dude probably got laid at 10 years old :O
Well aparently no one here has any experiance with beer bongs. If it were beer in there it should have a head on the liquid “foam” so the kid must be drinking apple juice or something of the such. if not the world has seriously hit a new low
Um… was i because of the beer or the women?
F that kid n her fat ass mom…who’s the hottie in the middle
nice camel toe chick on the left
When it hits your lips it tastes so good!