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He’s never gonna let us down!
Never gonna turn around and desert us, either.
Speaking of deserting us, should we drop a note to FB powers that be and have the repeat video posting offender above permantely removed?
Sounds like a good idea to me! Does anybody here have Emily’s email addy?
I thought they already did. It’s MIA from yesterday’s fails…at least I didn’t see it last night.
I suppose you hate gay people too, hippy
you just got rick roll´d woot
Desert? Oh I thought you said dessert, and was getting all excited
And yes Leila I concur.
I read it as such and !imagine my dissapointment when I realized we were talking about something different.
Can someone whip up something chocolatey this morning?
Want some mud cake? Loads of rich chocolate and whip cream, no mud.
Sounds yummy! Good thing e-calories don’t add pounds IRL.
HE IS GONE!!!!!
HIP HIP
HURRAY!!!!
Woo hoo
Celebratory *squeezes*
*addsFridayHappiesSqueezes*
YAY!!!!!
*does victory dance*
*Walks in*
What was all the fuss about?
Video spamming troll. The one with the guy and the squirrel.
*squeezes Emp*
*dances some more*
In the meantime, whilst researching “Slap Your Irritating Cow-orkers Day”, I ran across 10 reasons to go to work naked, which I post here for the enlightenment of all:
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4. To stop those creepy guys in marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. With a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
*snorkroffle!*
LMAO!!!
Thanks, WN. I needed that…
Brewski wouldn’t mind doing this at all.
I read 7 as ‘people stop stealing your pants‘…
I thought, Brewski??
*snorklegiggle*
*giggles*
I read “people stop stealing your penis”.
You know we’re never going to stop stealing your pants, though. Right?
did you say cow?
*squeezes gracie*
Glad I wasn’t here for that.
How about we feed the spammer to the squirrel? Or is that too nutty an idea?
That requires touching ‘it’ … the spammer that is. Do not want.
and squirrels do have some taste, you know…
although we do have terrible memories!!
What’s the matter ZA? Woke up on the wrong side of the grave? Someone giving you sh*t @ work?
Ooh, if they are, today is Slap your Annoying Co-workers Day. See below for more details. VVV
*squeezes ZA*
*leaves a spam(mer) & brain sandwich out for ZA*
Hope that helps!
How sweet!
*squeeze*
mmmmmmmm, Span(mer) and Brain!
Say, do you have any Grey Poupon?
*replaces’n'with’m'withaquickness*
Hey ZA, I just slapped an annoying co-worker, it’s great fun. Try it, or bite them, but don’t eat the brains. really annoying co-workers don’t have any.
No one listens to the undead. Three weeks ago they told me they wanted me to do this little project (import prices to roughly 20,000 items). No problem, I just need the figures, what multipliers they want to use against the manufacturers price sheet. They would get back to me, it’s no hurry, we have until Monday the 26th.
They gave me the multipliers today, hand written on a test run I did earlier this week (I’m not only importing the list prices, but the manual costs as well). All I have to do is match the 20,000 items in the spreadsheet against the 20,000 items on the cost run and apply the multipliers they wrote down. Oh, some items don’t show our vendor item number (they were in the catalog items), so I have to look those vendor item numbers up to match the spreadsheet.
And we’re going live with this Monday, which means I now have today and only today to work out any bugs that come up on my test server.
I phuqing hate people. I want to rip their jugulars out with my teeth! I want to EAT THEIR EXCREMENT-FOR-BRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!!!!
Then I would say that you have good reason to start slapping.
In fact, we’ll even lift the one slap per hour limit for to idiocy you’re faced with.
Poor, little zombie friend!
Just remember: This, too, shall pass, as my mother always says.
*specialZAsqueezecuzhehastodealwithidiocy*
Commiserations.
I’d snuggle you but, frankly, I’m going to need my brain a little while longer.
He’s no stranger to love as well.
hes also
no stranger to love
He’s neva neva give ous up,neva neva say goodbye,neva neva turn around and hurt ous….
Us. Army just got RICK ROLL’D
fake pic! here is a collection of other fake fail pics. some are just too obvious!http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/album_02832/
it’s a legitimat photobucket album, so don’t worry.
Du-UUUDE!
I honestly do not get this.
*scratches head*
What’s that? This whole blog, is it about getting jokes?
Have I misled you?
You pulled his leg.
You know, he kind of looks like Gerald McRaney…clickie
I’m afraid your clickie will rick roll me.
I would not do that…
*places hand on Bible*
I swear.
Wait!
Is that… Howard? From Hill Street Blues?? Oh gosh… now I’ve got that theme song in my poor little empty head. Well, it’s no longer empty since the sounds of mike post fill it but at least I’m not getting rick rolled.
If it’s empty… how come you have a song in it?
ECHO
echo
Concentrate . . . concentrate . . . I’ve got to concentrate . . . concentrate . . . concentrate . . . Hello . . . hello . . . hello . . . Echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon . . . Manny Mota . . . Mota . . . Mota . . .
at least it’s not bucky dent.
I didn’t either. I googled rick roll and it turns out it means something:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling
but frankly I still don’t get the joke that applies here. I’m not interested enough to put any more effort into figuring it out, either.
It’s funny because if you put his first and last name together, you have an internet meme…
now he just needs to be able to sing, and it’ll be perfect…
Depends on any given definition of perfect really.
Must… resist… urge… to create rick roll video with that picture…
Why? It’ll be a laugh.
Depends on the type of video.
It’s the agonising true story of a man that keeps getting mistaken for Nik Kershaw.
I had to look him up since he’s not that popular in the States (mainstream wise).
Resistance is futile.
Give in to the Dark Side
Come with me if you want to live.
The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Full of angst today, are we?
The win is the squash ball that’s about to hit him in the neck.
It’s actually the pupil of the BFG’s eye.
It’s Glory Hole from past fail.
Prove it!
Um…
*facepalm*
*facedesk*
:p
It’s not actually Rick Rolling if you embed it. Tsk.
Got rickrolled!
Mmmmm…no.
*does a horrible imitation of ’80s dancing*
Was any ’80’s dancing good??
*snork*
*Graciesqueeze*
No!
Have a handbag, for authenticity.
*hands over garish clutch bag*
Oooh, goodie! That’ll go perfect with my neon swatch watch and acid-washed jeans!
*glams*
Um…isn’t that my swatch watch?
Ummm…
*quickly hides swatch*
…no, it isn’t…
*whistles and looks at slap bracelet*
I thought your Swatch was replaced with a Rolex Leila? Or am I remembering stuff that didn’t really happen again?
I think she just stole my Folex. But I have it back!
WN gave me a new one.
But that neon pink swatch watch was a collectimible thingie. Yeah.
*stares @ SuzieQ*
*considers pouncing*
Sowwy…
*sniff*
Bu-bu-but it’s so pretty!!! And it was just laying there…unattended…
*shows video to SQ*
Notice how you forcibly removed the watch from my wrist. Since it was plastic, it was already somewhat fused to my skin due to the heat.
That was so WN could put your new watch on!
*sniff*
I-I-I-I’m sowwwwy!!!!
*sits down and cries*
Oh no … I didn’t mean to make you feel that badly. Here, you can borrow my brand new Rolex. Give it back when you are done with it.
*hands SQ Rolex hoping she would see it again soon*
*sniffles*
Fankoo…
…but I’m not a kleptomaniac…honest…
*gives Leila watch back*
I don’t want you to think bad of me…
Why so sad? I thought girls just wana have fun.
I insist SQ. We have to build our trust in each other.
*gives Rolex back*
*smacks Marius with a shellacked phallic symbol*
Ack! Too much peaness!
*Flees*
If you insist…
*takes Rolex*
I’ll give it back next Friday…promise…
*thwaps Marius with shellacked pumpkin*
It’s Halloween season…
Poor Marius!
But we still love him!!
This is why men need to avoid getting involved with women, sadness, and watch conversations.
No, which is the only reason I ever danced then, either. I fit right in!
*buttersqueezes*
Of course, Break Dancing!
*Does the windmill, tweaks back*
OK, that was easier 25 years ago. Oof.
*wanders off in search of coffee and Motrin*
*HIGH FIVE*
Did you really practice breakdancing? I did some last year.
*puts Deee-Lite Theme in the CD player*
*busts some moves*
You should make another video in celebration of your failversary.
*chants*
Czuhc Czuhc Czuhc Czuhc Czuhc Czuhc!!!
Ooh, Happy Failiversary, Czuhc!
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
*is feeling very happy*
*pops champagne*
Woohoo!!! Glasses all around!
*squeeze*
Happy Failversary! Here’s to many more.
It’s early, but what the hay…
*offers up glass*
You put hay in your glass?
*pours champagne in Gracie’s mouth*
Where is our guest of honour, anyway?
Hell, in some parts of the world, it’s already tomorrow!! Time’s a wastin’!
*fills Suzie’s glass*
Bottoms up!
*moons Fail Peeps*
Sorry about that…
*slowly sips drink*
Is it THAT time already?
*waits for Ms B’s streaking antics*
It might be early still, I can’t seem to find my schedule to check.
*streaks through thread*
It’s always happy hour somewhere.
*Parrots*
Where’s that damn shaker of salt??
*tries to restrain herself*
*fails*
♫Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Looking for my lost shaker of salt♪
*screams at her own earworm and runs away*
Some people think that there’s a woman to blame . . . but I know . . . it’s Arthur’s fault.
♫ One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer! ♫
*sighs in relief*
Thanks, Brewski! You’re my hero!
*smooch*
Lol, no, not persoanlly in a very long time. I do appreciate it though, and I’m now digging out my Dee-Lite CD.
I don’t care what anyone says, I ♥ Dee-Lite. I listen to that CD quite often.
Sometimes good dance music is just what’s called for. Like the Friday after a long week!
*Turns speakers up*
♫Depending on how you see the times,♪
♪The world divides or it closely binds.♫
♪But I just wanna hear a good beat.♪
♪ I just wanna…heeeeeeeeear a good beat, beat… ♪
That’s why I don’t break dance. I don’t want to be broken.
Here here!
BREAKDANCE !!!!
*repairs dance*
I know it’s your failiversary, but you’re getting carried away now.
Bust any more moves and you can pay for them yourself.
Happy Belated Failiversary, Moomin!
*squeeze*
Hahaha. A few months ago, for our wedding anniversary, our friends designed some T shirts. One said “In case of emergency, break dance”.
*does a headstand*
Somebody spin me already.
*appraises the view*
Nice.
Yes! Nice skirt you wore today, Leila!
O.o
At least it’s not Commando Thursday.
Let’s all be thankful for that…
*Leilasqueezes*
*runsAway*
Trick Troll
troll or treat?
Treat troll.
Prick Proll.
I was at first thinking maybe the comments section would be a direct link to smouch . com
The real prank would be getting me to click a link to that squirrel video! EEK!!
you’d be nuts to do so.
Squirrels?
(clicky)
that was… evil.
Totally off-topic warning:
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday! Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is so obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed… other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping. And have a great slapping day!
are we required to apply equal slap opportunity rules? or are free style slap rules allowed?
Ooooohhh…sooooooooo tempting…
Must…resist…urge…to…b1tch…slap…
*sits on hands*
that’s okay. I have a big enough hiney for both hands.
Oh boy!
Do I get to catch up on the 2 slaps I missed this morning? Otherwise I don’t think I can get to everyone by the end of the day.
Slap away!
*gets slap happy*
Hehehe – do company owners recognize this “holiday”?
Well, the last rule is to lie if you get caught, so probably not.
Sigh… and I took today off…
So many missed opportunities in life!
On the other hand, you get to hang out with us!
*squeeze*
Well, there IS that…
*SQUEEEEEEEZE!!*
We make a good consolation prize.
And then some!!
Now if I only had a cookie…
*holds out a tray of cookies with no spam in them*
Yea!!! No Spam!
*noms cookie*
Don’t get me wrong…I like Spam…just not in a cookie!
I’m still tempted.
*wanders off screaming maniacally*
Look! He’s red in the face cos people keep singing it to him.
had he achieved the next rank, I’d be tempted to say that he is majorly irritated.
If he’d worked even harder, he might have been generally irritated.
These puns call for Corporal punishment! Drop and give me 50!
Can I do a first class private dance for you instead?
You expecting a Sargeant my trousers?
That would be admiralable (do I give up now?)
*grimaces*
*gives k@ and jam a six gun salute*
New character in X-Men 5 or is that Spiderman 6 or maybe it’s from the video game Halo 3 on my XBox 1000? I forget.
bobbing for bumhole
he looks a bit over qualified
he looks a bit over quantified?
to be captain of the army
Why is meatball considered an insult?
When did I say meatball?
just now!
time to put alice in chains. …
I know…I understand the frustration with the spammer but that’s a little over the top, even for me.
I can see and I can’t say I am impressed.
We can tell.
As long as you wipe it up afterwards.
Surely you should be potty trained by now.
How many words in that sentence could be a meatball? *sigh*
Elebenty?!!!!ONE111
Hmmm! Maybe
I just find that word completely offensive in that context, but am perfectly happy to think of it in the other way (except being a vegetarian means I don’t really like them!)
Take a deep breath and let it go.
Even if I wasn’t a vegetarian, meatballs just scare me.
*BeHappyIt’sFridaySqueezes*
*shrugs*
*borrows Kaluha from below to make springbokkies*
*snork!*
If she were a man I’d say we should put her in a box.
Do it anyway.
Oh yes I know … I ♥ that song.
Speaking of men, who sings Spoon Man?
Dr Who and Trisha McMillan (AKA Trillian) sung about Mr Spoon going to Button Moon.
Soundgarden sings Spoonman.
That’s “lightly” in the same way as getting hit on the head with a ton of bricks.
Ya think?
Actually, I’m trying very very hard not to.
I H8 Blogmonster!!!!!
Like I was saying, this is for the girls, especially those living in the US.
w ww.totalbeauty.com/content/gallery/p-ugly-guy-cities
Remove the space between the first and second ‘w’.
Very interesting…
*makes note for future reference*
If Mr. ButterBull doesn’t make up his mind, I know where NOT to go.
I noticed there are no Nebraska cities in the list. There should be.
*snork*
I was surprised at the Iowa omission as well… *gigglesnork*
Do you guys feel my pain now? The same gosh awful state – has not ONE but TWO cities on the list.
How awful… I noticed they actually begin and end the list…
*sympathysqueeze*
There, there…it’s ok…
Maybe we should submit it.
Girl, that was totally unecessary.
This thread makes no sense. Did a troll get exorcised??
Yep…Squirrel video poster…Bob
*grrr*
I thought he had been eliminated yesterday, but he was back today with a vengance. In fact, he was the first commenter on this fail…
Was.
Classic Name, Instant internet MeMe
Meme rhymes with cream, which reminds me –
*squeezies for suzieq*
(would it be irish cream or kahlua today? bleech at the thought of mixing the two)
Awww. SuzieQ never gonna give you up. <3
Ooh, Irish Cream in my coffee, please.
*squeezes DITH*
*hold out cup*
*DITHsqueezes*
Fankoo…and Happy Friday!!
*throws confetti*
Btw…Irish Cream…to go with the last fail…
Woah! If you mix Irish Cream and Kahlua, you get bleach??
*makes note*
Happy Friday all!
*adds cooler full of beer to the mix*
*passes squeezes all around*
Cooler?? Full of beer?
*heart pitter-pats*
Gonna need some after the hellacious week I’ve had…
*Brewskisqueeze*
*hands Suzie a beer*
Here’s to a wonderful weekend! May you not be rick rolled!
I certainly hope not! The butter calves have soccer games this weekend, that is, if it stops raining!
Thanks!
*takes beer*
I might need more than one of these before it’s all said and done…
Your calves are gonna show off their mooves? I’m sure they’ll rise to the top… just like the cream that they are!
Yes… *snork*…and thank you!
My daughter is such a perfectionist… She plays just about every position on the field and hates it when she messes up…
*shakes off Confetti, puts out Chips & Salsa*
Happy Friday all!
Any chance there’s something Belgian in that cooler Brewski?
Whoops! Caught me napping there!
*digs through cooler*
Hmmm… an Irish Mariachi band… naw, that ain’t it…
*digs further*
Here we go!
*hands Scott a Trappistes Rochefort*
Ahhhh, I knew I could count you!
Hey, why has everybody at work been slapping me today?
*smacks Brewski’s bottom*
*squeeze*
he looks like he could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe
let me see your war face
byeeeee!!!
Playing with yourself again?
Tch.
Can I watch?
Yus. Clicky.
Rick rolled by a Moomin!
Thanks for nuthin!
You’ve spoiled it for everyone now
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Although I have to ask, were you really hoping to see GCF playing with himself?
NO!
Actually, I’m glad you Rick rolled me!
he won’t allow us to be down in the queue
So I am :[ FailPeeps, what is this fail about?
Rickrolling is an internet Meme where people post a link, claiming it’s relevant to the conversation, but when you click the link, it just takes you to a video of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”
h t tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling
*smacks forehead*
Oooooooooooh! Got it.
*thankYouSqueezeGS*
I do feel kinda stupid now.
Awww, no need.
Here’ have a cookie.
You must be one of the lucky one’s who’s never had it done to you. I had “friends” who thought it was funny early on, and so I’m all too familiar with it.
I’ve never had it done to me, either. I only know what it is because of the World Record fail.
*squeezes Scott & Leila*
Same here…
*snerks at memory*
OT: There’s a nun outside our office eating a packet of crisps.
WIN!
What?
*dials Padre to turn wayward nun in*
Narc!
Hee! Hee!
♪ Carry on, my wayward nun… ♪
♫There’ll be crisps that you much on…♪
^munch^
*bukkit
♪Lays the crisps, you’ll have just one… ♪
♫ Then she eats one more. Yeah! ♫
Tsk, those clergy can’t seem to get enough of their potatoes.
Hahahahahaha!
I’m ashamed of myself for not seeing that.
*squeeze*
It’s a bad habit of theirs.
What should she be eating? A priest of piety?
YES!!
But… what about the punrun?
Ah, frock it.
I was a bad pun run breaker. Wanna spank me?
Oh now…that’s just your opinion jam.
I havent seen Rick on youtube as much lately.
epic
There once was a man called Bartol.
Who liked to drink beer when it’s cold.
As he reached for his mug,
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!”
Oh SNAP. You’ve been LimerickRolled!
I was over at a friend’s house the other night, and his father was watching some kind of safari hunt show on the VS network – their hunting guide was named “Nick Nolte” (not the actor).
How is this a win
That is an actor not a civilian.
fake pic! here is a collection of other fake fail pics. some are just too obvioushttp://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/album_02832/
…
Dude, I can read the REAL address on the bottom of my web browser… Next time, use a YouTube clip or something.
“Alright, men, our chances are looking slim, but never give it up. Okay? Go out there, and don’t let me down.”
He’s no stranger to love.
This was on “Great Planes” on the Military Channel. I was watching it like “OMG!!!”
i dont get it….
there was a song in the 80s called ”never gonna give you up” by rick astley. the song was so annoying they nicknamed it a ”rick roll”.
he knows the rules and so do we
When ever he shots you, you’ve just been rick roll’d