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That’s dead good that is……
*ignores dead guy*
Did they remove the brain cause I want it. So yes, it is good cause it can feed zombies without harming anyone.
This guy is clearly posing for the camera, family photo?
Maybe they didn’t like him?
Maybe they realised just 2 minutes before the picture was taken that the dead guy had won a lot of money in the lottery recently, and that his money is theirs now… If that would happen to me, I know I would smile too, maybe even point at the dead guy and laugh like there’s no tomorrow!
I know… I’m cruel…
Man!! that is classic….
I think this is backstage of “Zombies: the musical” I missed it while it was in town. *sigh* I was really looking forward to the zombie dancing sequence too. Looks like it scared the heeby jeebies out of the kids though.
does anybody else find it odd that a real live dead body is on the internets???? (teehee see what i did)
but seriously if its real it’s a little disrespectful… but then again they did pose next to the deceased
Good Grief Charley Brown!
re-incarnation.
Did he died?
FIRST!!
fail!
fail.
SECOND!
fail!!
THIRD!
FAIL TO INFINITY
AND BEYOND!!
He was his husband and father of the children.
He told his family, “I’ll have a family picture taken over my dead body!”
Although the site is dedicated to human misery, a common way to troll the ‘Fail Blog is to suggest that a picture is fake – after which the word fail itself will be thrown back and forth like monkeys throwing shit at each other.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Watch out! – the camera sucks the soul out of 20% of the people.
1 in 5 people will have their soul sucked by a camera.
In fact , 1 out of 6
8 out of 10 statistics are made up on the spot
90% of the people who say that are just saying it to make you second guess the statistic just spoken.
Actually, 1 out of at least 6.
…that’s more than a half!
rofl!! can’t remember the citation source (if it is some).. but very much goodly thing to say.. yay
shitty.. typo in my url
yes! he is gone !!
Run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
Mate, that cadaver wouldn’t FOOMF if you put four million volts through it!
What, It’s a wake….
It’s awake??!!
*shambles off*
Braaaaaaiiiins
Awe zombie just want hugs
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
*nibbles*
Akk!
*falls down, gets up again*
BRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNS!!!
*loads shotgun*
I’m sorry.
*fires*
missed both my legs!
Oh, shi-
AAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Oh Sunni.
Can I use my Ottoman line again?
No problem, I can assyr you that.
*limps in and wonder what’s all the fuss about*
What is it? I’m trying to take a zombie nap.
*goes back underground*
That’s what I was thinking. Wakes are often all-night parties.
Did he die?
It was just the rehearsal
No, he just went to sleep for a very long time, and now lives on a cloud.
I thought he went to a sunny farm and is chasing sheep all day.
That too….it is on a cloud.
I thought he was with the neighbours?
Errr…..the cumulonimbusses
He was (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) – that’s how he died.
Clouds… Sheep… aren’t they the same?
i thought it was the funny farm? (where life is beautiful all the time)
Moomin! Shame! You’ve made me laugh, and now I feel guilty!
*giggles inanely*
oh no it’s Ginger dad!!!! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Ginger Rogers?
maybe later, you know what they say about grief
*cry* :,(
Awww. Don’t worry, the spot on your right cheek is bearly visible.
*gets a ShamWow for his tears*
Say cheese!
FROMAAAAGE!
QUEL FROMAGE!
LIMBURGER!
Tilzitter!
Queso
Whiz!
Wensleydale!
Yes?
SMEGMA!!!!!
Happy Failversary Czuhc!
You’re a grand commenter and you make me laff lots.
*makes a balloon party pony*
*FailversaryPartyCzuhcSqueeze*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*shakes tiny moomin fists ineffectually*
*Iwaitedforyoubutnotlongenoughsqueeze*
He gets two parties!
*putshatsonpeoplesqueeze*
WOOHOO Czuhc!!! Congrats buddy!
Congratulations Bub!
*hands out sparklers*
Thank you, thank you! All of you!
Is it too early for cocktails? ( In RL I have quite a reputation when it comes to mixing)
Yay! As an extra failiversary gift my comment is awaiting moderation and I don’t know why!
I’ll try again:
Thänk you, thänk you! All of yöu!
!s it too éarly for c0cktail$? ( In RL I häve quite å rëputati0n when it comez to mix!ng)
happy happy! what’s a failiversary?
One year on FB.
now that’s worth celebrating!
Do they inform you, or does one have to keep track?
The latter.
cursed reply button! Its the ghost of the fail
*runs away screaming*
OI! Come back here!
*chases after GCF with “Cease and Desist” notice*
Akk!
*scampers away*
*runs after granny as “The Devil’s Gallop” plays in the background*
If you missed it, you’ll have to start anew and all your old comments will be erased.
I’d be OK with that – then I could use the jokes all over again.
Tum te tum te tum…
*shuffles feet, looks innocent*
*lady at fastfood place on the inercome for driveway*
and then?
aaaaaaaaannnnndddddd thhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn???
No and then!
Agreed.
Ok?
Happy Failiversay! *brings noise makers*
Hoor! I replied to my moderated comment. I’m really messing things up.
*squeeze*
Calm down, have you been at the blue smarties?
No, the blue smarties are for tonight.
What will you do on your two-year anniversary? Unplug the server?
I trimmed my beard this morning and accidenty a whole piece of the wallpaper.
Whoops! Fill it in with toothpaste – makes the room smell minty fresh, a nice bonus.
Yay!
*tries for a free consult*
It hurts when I press down here.
It’s not cancer.
(dramatic pauze)
It’s something much, much more worrying.
Moomin, congratulations! Should I make it one year, my anniversary is 3 days before yours. So send me a reminder.
*anniversarysqueezies*
Kthxbye!
Ooh, do I really look like a Moomin?
How cool is that?
It’s the nose…
*squeeze*
I was hoping it was more about our rear views. Meh! He has got a fine hooter. *shrugs*
*squeeze*
Sorry!
*coughs*
It’s the circle of life…..
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Well, they can stop circling, ’cause they’ve already replaced grandpa 3 times.
*shrugs*
That is what happens when you are related to the Great White.
Moby Dick?
Where?
*checks behind the sofa*
Talking about Moby’s dick is not appropriate here. Children could be reading this.
AAAAH!!! LALALALA!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
*screams and runs out of room, gibbering “the earworms are out to get me, the earworms are out to get me”*
How to stop an earworm- Either replace it with a more insidious one, or listen to the whole song.
Anyway
Always look on the bright side of death
da do da do da dodadodado
just before you draw your terminal breath…
*wanders of whistling*
I see. Let me try:
Awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe
In the coffin,
the mighty coffin,
the old guy sleeps toniiight…
Yep, that seems to be working.
♪ Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that my heart won’t go on ♪
getting your photo taken with a stiffy fail
With a stiffy that big, I bet he was dying for it!
they’ll have to turn him on his side if they want to get the lid closed
Does anyone see yesterdays hula fail? It vanished, apparently. What did I miss? Must have turned extremely ugly after I left.
The person who claimed to be in the picture said it was posted without her permission. Guess she wasn’t kidding and was able to get FB to remove it.
I’m doing well this morning!
You’re batting .500. That’s 9 out of 10!
*waits for dead man to post here*
He’s not dead, just asleep in the box.
He’s already feeling better?
If you fall asleep in the box, you’re doing it wrong.
When there’s no response in the mail, he can’t expect it you to put much effort into it.
Wouldn’t happy Kellie have been so kind as to lend her likeness to FailBlog as a sign of friendship and goodwill?
Then again, I think she was treated rottenly by quite a few commenters. I’m a BBW with much thinner skin than her.
That would have been big of her.
oops!
That woman said it wasn’t her who posted the picture. Someone illegally uploaded her !mage.
Strange, since she didn’t seem to mind while I was there. Late regrets…
They never mind while you’re there, but boy, do they bitch later.
*snork*
After I added the comment I saw that it could be taken the wrong way…
Despite being wildly inappropriate, and quite possible a fail, I’d like to dedicate this fail to Czuhc’s failiversary!
His hornpiping humour has brought many a smile.
Congrtulations!
*squeeze*
Sorry.
You meant srry?
It’ll be twice the fn I guess!
Czhc’s so nice, we celebrate twce!
Czhc’s party has something for everyone.
Music, dancing, balloons and a dead body for Granny.
woo hoo! and its not his brraaaaaiiinnnsss I’m after
I’m pretty sure jam and I are on the same day in February, so I certainly expect 2 parties.
Yup.
(Don’t ask me what day though)
Feb 24 – Stock Broker Fail (the fail immediately following the now-epic E.T. Finger Fail)
*waits for Moomin to say “Get a calendar”*
hehehe I remember now, yes.
Pffft! Let that squishy mallowman say what he likes!
PbbbbbbbbbbH to him.
I wouldn’t want to spoil you two lovebirds on your “date”. Starting together, it’s so romantic!
You’re a date! :p
That looks fake. :/
inflatable dead guy?
*checks ebay*
It’s a prank, he’ll pop up after the picture and scare the baby out of the womb.
Scaring babies out of wombs can be an expensive service.
Mookie is pregnant?!?
Is that what the fail is?
Me neither, but wearing bright colo(u)rs, big smiles and a family photo with dead granddad (granddead?) seems kinda weird to me.
*pours a shot of Old Grand Dad*
Now that really brings new meaning to body shots.
♫ me an’ my dear ol’ grandad,
we drink alone♫
Not 8 months pregnant.
But… pregnant?
Not 7 months pregnant.
I’ll take that as a “yes”.
CONGRATS!!!!!
I am not 6 months pregnant, btw (now I wonder if anybody will think I am saying I am pregnant).
So you didn’t dye your hair or gain a few pounds?
I did not dye my head hair, i did not gain more than 15 pounds.
It does not depend on her definition of “dye”?
No, unless you define “dye” as “cut” (or as “comb”, for every other day).
congrats
*puts on party hat*
Congrats!
*hides in the piñata*
You going to whack it on the inside?
Pffft – what else is new?
eeek!
*jumps out, runs away*
*hides in the cake*
*gets cutting knife for the someone to cut the cake(unaware of granny)*
Is it a cat or a dog?
It’s a cog. Or a dot.
If so, I find Mookie to be smokin’.
“wait, can we try another one. someone’s eyes are closed”
liven it up a bit people yeesh!
*places balloons in coffin*
planning ahead?
Makes it easier on the pall bearers.
keeping it a fun atmosphere
I was thinking for protection
The twisted version of “Up”?
Tim Burton remake.
The fail is that the man cheated her wife, as clearly these kids are not hers.
Strawberry blond/red genes are strooong. And blond and black combine to red or strawberry blond too.
He had too much of Grandma’s Jam
I think he choked on the pickle
It wasn’t mine! It must have been yours, Granny.
must remember to remove the potato before trying to boil it
Cook it, boil it until it is just right.
Failblog, I hope you understand that there are actually people in the world that are represented in the photograph. Failblog FAIL’s again.
Who exactly is represented here? The people who forgot to visit grandpa when he was alive, and decided “well, what the heck we are here now”!
To the picture procrastinators, this is a win I suppose. I mean, if they had waited till he was actually buried it would not have been the same.
I agree. I think this is very bad taste. This is not a picture anyone should be ridiculing.
Ninety-Seventh……..whooopeeedeeeedooooodaah
Ahem.
Hey, just cause you’re gorgeous, don’t judge me!
Have you ever seen a regular posting something like that?
Never. The thought!
If it’s my 3rd day as a regular do I get a pass?
FAIL.
Bein’ a failpeep. . .harder than it looks!
Absolutely not! You still haven’t faced the hardships I had to face when I had to become a regular, so no pass for you!
*gives DITH a stern look*
Every 3rd day of every month should be safety 3rd day.
God you’re annoying!
Oi! It’s your own fault.
*moves in a mysterious way*
*the choir sings “Hallelujah”*
*the heavens part*
Uh-oh – blog bork!
What a lovely fam — Holy $%^! There’s a dead man right next to you!!!!
DEATH……..The Final Fail
I think its a scientologist’s funeral, he has just dropped his body and entered one of the children
a great day indeed.
You would think Failblog could afford to hire a moderator for the third shift by now.
Photobomb !
seconded!
EXACTLY my thought- kind of a backwards photobomb- but still a photobomb.
pregnancy dress fail
pregnancy dress win!
Why is everybody ragging on that shirt? Would you have her hide that shit under a burka?
Alright, own up, who broke the blog?
Czuhc, but it’s his failversary so we’re blaming Arthur.
Sorry ’bout that.
oh good grief!
Has Failblog got permission from this family to be ridiculed?
Probably not.
But if the family was brilliant enough to put it on the Internet somewhere for all to see then why not?
It wasn’t the family…it was the photographer posting her pictures on the web…a photographer with no respect.
That’s right. It’s normal practice on TV equivalents of Failblog to ensure permission from private individuals is given but does Failblog ask the contributor whether that has been done?
Grandpa was rolling before he even made it to the grave.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! It won’t let my posts go on the reply marks!
Sweet Jesus, that stiff needs more make-up!
Omg i thought its about the Kids! Shes blackhaired…hes red haired…and the girl is blond…hmm…and then after watching 1 minute i saw this dead guy in the corner…
Ironic that a pregnant woman is at the wake.
In their family, for one to enter, one must leave. Grandpa knew the score.
We’ve got an eater !!
BTW- my husband managed one of the most innapropriate actions at a funeral ever, much to the chagrin of my father.
He flyered my grandmothers funeral, for the shop he was working in, personally I thought it was hilarious (and so did most of my family & friends)
Was it for a joke shop or something else really inappropriate?
Even something appropriate (such as a discount casket shop) might have been inappropriate.
Seriously, who the frack takes a friggin camera to a viewing at the funeral home for crissakes???
Share Moments, Share Life.
I’ve only been to two funerals and the last one was a while back, but since when do people take these types of pictures at a funeral? That’s definitely a new development to me.
“Here everyone. Gather around grandpa’s coffin so we can remember this moment. Aaaaand say, ‘cheese!’ “
They take pictures like that at wakes, I suppose.
This is actually really normal. Sometimes family gets together that normally do not see each other, etc.
I have pictures from my grandfathers funeral with me and my grandmother and my grandmother and her sons in front of the casket.
Yes some people DO want to remember the wake. I’m sorry if that disturbs you.
It’s not so much the fact that they took the picture as that they took the picture with the deceased’s head in the corner. Not…behind them.
Taking the picture isn’t so much disturbing as the way it’s taken.
Yeah, it is like “Oh what a nice family picture OMG THERE IS A DEAD PERSONS HEAD IN THE CORNER!!”
Sorry, but it’s all totally inappropriate if you ask me. Oh, you didn’t?
Tough noogies. You get to hear my opinion anyway.
Happy Friday!
Yep — death bed photos used to be extremely common.
(-Historian AND undertaker’s daughter)
the dead leave this world but a new offspring is to be born
hahahahahahahahahahaha
like the movie final destination sed only new life can defeat death =P
she is dead sexy
No, she’s pregnant.
but she’s got killer boobs
Agreed. Goddamn. I thought the same, and I went scrolling through the comments looking for support.
But she’s pregnant as hell.
HAHAHAHAHA
ohh… I … kinda… don’t get it
Great! The family photo for the Christmas card is done!
Hmmmm.. maybe we should crop Grampa’s coffin out of the picture…..
Photobomb win.
Look we finally got grandpa to smile….
Look we got grandpa to smile for once….
So sue me, but if I got to make three babies with her I’d be so happy everyone around me would be smiling too. She’s purty.
I could do without the babies, but I’d go through the motions.
Happy Spirit ….
R.I.P. is Rest in Pic.
Never mind the dead guy — that’s the most horrid maternity outfit I’ve ever seen…
What? How the hell would you have her dress? A muumuu?
That shirt is fine.
His spirit is in her tummy!
OMG-tea all over the screen! They should have put a party hat or something over the poor man’s face!
This looks photoshopped. Look at the sharp outlines around the hair.
Thats there uncle he is just taking a nap.
Yay inheritance
kiddies looks pretty scared. Spesially gurl. Boy fake his smile like hell. Parents probably happy bout olds guy testimony
US people – habits before thinking, That defines low quality IQ, like most of them have. Have a good day
i see dead people …. noooo i see boobs
second thought? those kids don’t look anything like the mom…
Did he die?
WOOT!!! Grampa’s dead, kids!! Smile for the camera!!
Now…where’s that lawyer? We wanna know what’s in the will, and if this bun in the oven means we’re back in!
I didn’t get it until I saw the dead guy.
The cycle of life: Conception, De-Conception
Guess who just got a big inheritance?
Who the hell takes a family snapshot at a funeral.
omg! thats terrible!
it’s so sad that everyone would make fun of a picture that a family never intended for a public website.
I agree.
Actually … no, I don’t. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
You’re on the wrong web site.
if she keeps eating like that, she’ll be next
if she keeps eating like that, she’ll be next!
Ok, Dad- scoot in. Dad? DAD?! OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Who takes pictures at a funeral???
lol, they must not have liked this guy very much.
Look Honey!! Our picture with the whole family came up really nice, we should use it in our Christmas cards.
smile with grandpa!
Wow, I didn’t even notice the dead guy for several minutes. I was like “What is the fail… they are hesitant looking because the wife is pregnant again?”
FIRST!
Who takes pictures at a funeral?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEER NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
I know its wrong….very wrong, but i cant get ovet how HOT the pregger mom looks!!!! sweeeeeeet teats!!!!
For sure. If you cropped just above the fetus, I would rate it 9.5.
Where is the fail. I’ve been to over 15 funerals and lots of people smile at them.
Cletus the Fetus had to grab this last and only photo op with great grandpa…What else could he do, I ask ya?
i don’t like pix of dead people….
I didn’t know Leonid Brezhnev died.
couldnt this also be a dead guy photobomb?
Poor grampa gets no respect!!!! FAIL!
There appears to be another Fail here… ah yes. Maternity Blouse Fail.
I sympathize with the photographer here. “Ok now everyone; Cry!..*CLICK* aw dang. Everyone was smiling. Lets try again.”
No more shitting on the red shirt. We’re not in Saudi Arabia, and pregnancy is in style.
Anyone else notice that all the children have blond hair, no red hair or black hair *somebody is cheating here…*
What the hell is wrong with these people? !
happy dead
[Something witty]
dude thats not cool…
and not to mention morbid…
This may be fake, but if not, then this is where the traditional ’smile for the camera’ thing should NOT apply!
Let’s do pictionary, ooh ooh i have a good one: the adams family
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!! *squeeze*
Anyone ever notice that there is ALWAYS a pregnant family member of the deceased at funerals?
If nobody was pregnant, the funerals would eventually stop.
“Let me take one more, his eyes were closed.”
whats more disturbing, the dead guy or him clenching the frightened childs ass?
LOL everyone’s happy at the dead guy’s funeral XD That’s so disfunctional :3
Worse than taking your small children to see a dead guy?
Dead guy was rich
swollen tits are swollen
that preggo chick is hott, no wonder they have 10 kids.
photobombed!
At least the dead guy it’s going to be replaced by a cute little baby
I’d be smiling too, with a hot MILF like that
Well folks, can’t spell funeral without fun .. xD
Forget about the dead guy…didn’t anyone else notice how smoking hot the chick is and the great rack she has?!?! Her bf or hubby looks like a douche.
Ok. They have 2 kids, a dead relative, and a baby that liiks like it was in there for 11 months instead of 9. Yeah. Thats stress.
well my girlfriend went to the theme park when her father died. (he abused her everyday when she was a child) i am not joking i would do the same and then piss on the grave!
Actually, there’s a lot wrong with that picture besides the dead guy. The little girl appears to be losing her panties. You can see right through mom’s blouse and she appears to have forgotten her bra. Those are some pointy breasts (and clearly the cause of all of her troubles).
and then?
you wa fry ry with that?
yes’m and I’ll give you my best 2 goats for some pita and wheat.
*wakes up to the sound of trampling*