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Oooh – another fail! Wheeee!
Another fail I still can’t see, being at work — but a new fail is a new fail.
Thank you, Powers That Be!
OMG! Kewwwwwwwl! Hi, ns.
I suppose I should go watch the fail now and tell you what’s going on….brb….
OK, so it shows some fans partying, and the dude jumps up on the car and starts dancing. The car pulls away, and he falls on his a$$. Two girls come and help him get up and out of the road. Pretty Lame. The caption at the beginning is “Here’s small win for the Dodgers…”
*giggle*
I’m not a Dodger fan, but I can appreciate that.
Thank you for the play-by-play!
So how’s everyone where you are? Been hit by any bugs yet? It seems everyone around here is sick with one thing or another.
Gotcher message, Judy! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Why so blue (avatar) here, but still pink farther down the page?
Plz to nawt confuzzlin meh on a Friday eebning. =^..^=
Never mind. You’re all blue avatar-wise now.
*eyes computer suspiciously*
*squeeze*
*pretends she didn’t see that*
We’re huge baseball fans in our household. I met my husband when we were in EMT class back in 1996 — he first talked to me when he saw I had brought a tiny TV to class so I could keep track of the playoffs.
Aww! That’s cyoot!
(Why is it no guys come up and talk to hawt women reading Shakespeare??)
I bet they do somewhere — maybe just not in Missouri. *shrug*
I’ve had enough work for one day. I’m going home. I’m sure I’ll be playing Bejeweled like a mad fiend either tonight or tomorrow.
*does a happy dance*
You wanna talk “mad fiend”??? I played like, forty games straight today (okay, with a quick break suggested by the game) and only hit like, 94 thou. Then my sister Janet gets on this evening, and on her first try, hits 112 thousand! I flipped! I am totally determined to top her, but my scores keep getting lower and lower. *dejected sigh*
You’ll get there, sweetie!
*breaks out the pom-poms and starts cheering*
*cough* 287K here *cough*
Not nice to brag about your obsessions Fluffy.
*Snickers*
No, you would get shot in Missouri doing that shit. I would blast a mf right off my hood.
Hey beautiful, that sonnet boom you heard was my heart skipping a beat.
Wanna play around?
(It’s simply tragic when a man is afraid of a woman who can use her mind. There is so much to miss when one needs to feel superior all of the time.)
*squeezy-
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*Squeezy back*
it should definitely be the place to describe how you hate all the popups in videos now….
Three kids in my daughter’s kindergarten class had H1N1 a few weeks ago. My husband and I came home from our September vacation sick, but I’m not sure what we had — hubby still has a cough though. I realized today that my week-long headache has gone from migraine to combo migraine/sinus to now totally sinus. Hoping it’s not an infection – especially since we’re spending 3 days at Disneyland at the end of next week.
Is your household staying bug-free for the most part?
Personally, I have never had a sinus infection *knocks wood* but have total sympathy for anyone that does get one. My Andrew had a flu-like condition back in August – it came on suddenly, fever, coughing, rapid heartrate – they kept him in for 3 days, treated with antibiotics and released him. They never did diagnose the cause – just chalked it up to an infection “of some kind”. Sheesh!
BTW – DisneyLAND or WORLD? I just realized I don’t know where you live.
Disneyland. We live in Northern Los Angeles County. We go to Disneyland an awful lot.
*envies*
My first trip to Disney World was this past February – - I would totally LOVE to live near there and have the opportunity to go more often. One week was not even close to enough time to see everything. And Disneyland at Halloween? That’s got to be so cool!
Sinus infections = BIG owies. I’ve had a few, and they are never pleasant.
*squeezes*
I’m really feeling the any kind of infections = BIG owies right now. But I have to say the last sinus infection was way worse than the cold the preceded it.
*sisterly-squeeze*
I’ve had a couple. I’m choosing to believe right now that I’m just having sinus issues without the whole infection part. I used a nasal spray today & the headache was practically gone within a minute. I love 12-hour dosing — I’ll be able to take another dose before I go to bed if the headache comes back (which I’m almost sure it will).
After having had a headache for a week, I’m really ready for it to stop.
*lights candles for her friends’ sinus happies*
*blows smoke from candles in opposite direction of friends*
*shakes fist at headaches*
*Dims lights*
*Turns on vaporizer with Vicks*
*plays soft music on stereo*
Feel better peps.
That was quite a pep talk!
*Begins playing Head-On commercial*
Let the repetitive sounds of market advertising lull you to sleep…
I seem to have the drops-ees lately.
*Bukkits*
Awww. NS, feel better soon!
*getwellsqueezieswearingafacemaskandgloves*
Yes. Thanks, Judy! I have the same problem as ns. Well, one of them, anyway. I’m at work and can’t view it.
Oh! We haven’t officially met yet, ns. I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus from the net for a while. Just recently returned and have been trying to catch up with the new faces and events.
Cheers, All!
*returns Friday cheers to ED*
whats your point
What a stupid comment!
first
well he did walk away with two hot chicks. i dont see the fail there, unless he was gay
if it’s phillies, there’s going to be a fail somewhere!
Totally deserved it.
Totally reserved it.
Parkour win!
So Douchey McJackass does a douchey-mcjackass sorta thing and then gets two hot chicks to come salve his wounds.
I could save the second-coming of Jesus from Osama bin Laden, getting stabbed in the process, and my body would just be lying there in the gutter until the next morning when the streetsweeper came along.
Life’s a bitch.
*Steps over OQP’s body on way through thread*
Oh Marius, did I tell you what happened to the street sweeper this morning?
Tell me he got something stuck in the wheels again.
No, actually he went the wrong way on a one way street and caused this huge traffic jam.
That’s terrible. I had a bit of a ruff morning myself. It seems the owner of the coffee shop I stop at misplaced his bread knife so I had to settle for a pastry instead of my usual buttered roll.
Oh that’s a shame. Reminds me of the time I ordered a mocha latte and got a soy mocha latte by mistake and when I left the coffee shop I found a stabbed dead body in the gutter.
Ugh, I hate when that happens. You didn’t get any on your shoes did you?
I did, but blood washes off these seal-leather shoes really well.
Only blood? Thank goodness, I was worried you got some of the soy mocha latte you threw in the face of that ignorant barista. By the bye, do you have the white boots? They’re so much softer.
At the beginning he looks so happy … *sniff*
Well, it’s a bit after ten here. Must…go…beat….sister’s….score….
Later, jewels!
*squeeze*
Good luck! *squeeze*
I can’t get over 200k to save my life!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I’m just going to show off a little bit more… mine was “one of the best scores in the world”.
*clears throat*
N’ermind.
Have fun. And don’t stress yourself over it. *byebyesqueeze*
It is already a fail to be a Felix The Philler fan.
Bein’ a douchebag: Yer doin’ it rite.
he really did deserve it
He really DOES bleed Phillies red!
Tsk. He’s a hack dancer.
Is taxi dancing even legal anymore? As for his dancing abilities I’d say that he was only fare.
I have to admit, it was a decent Cabaret.
It’s not easy to dance to Hit the Road Jack.
He was hailed as the Fiddler on the Roof of his time.
Invented brake dancing didn’t he?
Until he road his fame into the ground.
I heard that he was innocent and only took the fall.
It’s a sad story, all that horsing around and now he’s broke with a job pulling a carriage in an off Broadway production of Equus.
Is it stable work?
Nah, it’s another flop but he’ll never see it coming.
Maybe it’s time for the old taxi dancer to retire.
I’m going to retire for the night. Good night Marius.
I agree Coyote, it’s time for him to drop the hoofing thing and get a real job.
Good night my friend.
He needs to pony up enough money to get through school first.
The kid working the midnight shift with him is riding him too hard. If this keeps up he’ll never get out from under.
Ooh, an extra fail! My favourite type!
*saturday squeezes (In Japan, anyway)*
1:30 am Saturday here BFF.
*Squeeze back*
Douchey McJackass (Orion QP ftw) deserved that and I hope no one got a good shot of the taxi’s identifying information (license / registration / plate number) because he could face criminal charges for driving off like that and causing totally-justified bodily harm.
Agreed.
Although, if you watch the other people around him (minus the dipshits who decided to help Mr. McJackass), nobody seemed to care.
Apparently, this guy does NOT get the concept of car surfing.
If it was my cab I would have reversed over the twat.
See how he causes criminal damage with two broken arms and legs
wish that idiot would have done us a favor and broken his neck. get his retarded genes out of the pool.
Ghost ride the FAIL
isn’t that more of a phail?
HAVE SOME SYMPATHY YOU CRUEL FAILBLOGGERS!
Can’t you see that the poor guy spills his beer just as he starts to fall? Bashing his head on the pavement, sure, that was deserved. But spilled beer is always tragic.
WHY!!!!!
i woulda reversed back over the dickhead.
Every time a Philly fan gets hurt, a Pirate fan gets his (beer and) wings.
Malicite? Is that you?
Cake!
I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Nice to see justice occasionally gets handed out to morons…now if only the same thing would happen to the 45 year old soccer moms that post these irrelevant comments about their boring personal lives….
ahh the beauty of inertia…
Obviously the city should take the step of requiring signs on all taxis: “Warning: This taxi may move forward without warning to anyone dancing on the roof, potentially causing injury. Bad dancers are especially at risk.”
yanno… getting the attention of those two women who helped him up would be so much less painful if he’d just go to a bar and buy them a few rounds of nice cheap beer like the rest of us do.
good thing it wasnt a hatchback – - that would have of hurt so much worse!
Maybe a Philly Phan Phail, but hey, we’re still going to the Series while the Dodgers sit at home and watch for the second year in a row!
Phinally, someone defending our Phils!
I think this video is fail because we are playing the YANKEES!!
Deserved it for thinking sport is an excuse to act like a douchebag. I had douchebags who think celebrating sport is cool.
I’m glad not everyone trashes cars and drives all night honking to celebrate when something makes them happy.
Then again, most people who get a kick out of watching other people do stuff (instead of doing stuff themselves) are douchebags.
Too bad the brain injury is more likely to make this guy even more of a retard than he already was.
*Second sentence: I HATE douchebags, not “I had…”
Last sentence:
“too bad…”? It should say “good thing…”!
Just for the record, are you saying that vandalism is ok for people who watch others do it?
These are serious questions. No rudeness or sarcasm meant.
That is the most satisfying video I have ever seen. I could repeatedly watch it all day and laugh AT the guy every time. So sweet. So painful. So right.
something tells me that he had it comming
in all these fail or crash and burn vids, i have never seen an a-hole so deserving of what they got. He probably stomped $1000 in vandalism out of the cab drivers paycheck. I hope he had $10,000 in hospital bills!
wow that’s hurt..
serves this dumb ass right…
Thats a WIN for the cab driver… that guy was just stupid!
Phillies Phan Phail
This is what happens when white people dance like that.
Ha I love seeing these types of fails.
I my book seeing people doing something stupid and getting away with it is just not right. A fail like this is so much easier to laugh at, because you know they deserve it.
The driver should have thrown it in reverse.
PHUCK YOU.
I “second-gear” that motion!
a phillies phan can NEVER fail.
PHILLIES = EPIC PHUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Well, not quite.
Your spelling contradicts your statement.
Yes, I see trends. No, I don’t exactly care for most of them. A good 90%, at minimum, don’t make sense and are mostly stupidity.
HAHA PHILLIES RULE! WE HAVE DRUNK FANS! hey this is ok wait till we win the world series then see what his guy dose
Yeah, when they win this dumbass is going to do something so stupid, he’ll probably get shot! ^_^
he sooo deserved that!!!
by the way, baseball is sooooo boring
SPORT FAIL!!
Ok, Invent a better sport accepted by multiple countries WITH variants in said sport, or STOP BITCHING!!
Baseball is AWESOME, DAMMIT!!
there is only one sport, and it is hockey.
If this was my car, I’d run over him. Stupid sports fans.
I don’t think they’re actually sports fans, nevermind Phillies fans. They’re just a bunch of ingrates looking for trouble.
Should be a “Phail”.
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While the dude did deserve what he got, the Taxi driver driving away like that is technically assault with a deadly weapon – so heres hoping nobody found the driver haha.
im a phillies fan but jumping on someones car is disrespectful..that guy deserved to eat shit. idiot.
Shouldn’t it be Phillie Phan Phail?
Sweet justice
That guy deserves failing on his head for almost ruining that cab drivers car! What an a##hole. I hope he ends up with severe brain trauma and kill the last 2 brain cells he has left in his head.
He spilled his drink!!!….Party Foul!!!!
If that was my car I would have…wait, I don’t own a car, cause I’m a philly fan.
hahahahahhahahaha what a jackass.
A few years ago there was some kind of “protest ” at the state capitol in the town I lived in – teenagers were cutting class to march, etc. There was a big news story about one poor defenseless girl who was run over by a car while bravely exercising her free speech.
Found out later that she had been partying on top of the car, and then she fell off and her friend (the driver) ran over her.
The best part is, I got to see it when it happened because I live in Philly. They played it back like 6 times that night. THEN on top of that, they played it again the next morning! ROTFLOL.
i would have left his dumbass in the middle of the road
HE GOT PHUCKED
Failblog FAIL: How to drive traffic away from your site: make sure a loud-ass ad plays at the tail end of your page full of videos so once your users have scrolled down the page, they’re scared shitless by a super-loud ad for cotton or some shit.
It’s good to see an !d!otic hooligan fail.
Hahaha I’m a Mets fan so I can surely appreciate this! Idiot Philadelphians, secede from our nation, we don’t want you soiling our otherwise great nation anymore.
Oh please, like New York is so much better.
Taxi win! That idiot dancing on someone’s car got what he deserved.
you fail at ghost riding. lmao.
Asshole deserved it. Just running up on someone’s car like that?
That’s NOTHING compared to some of the celebrations here in Pittsburgh when the Steelers won the Superbowl. It wasn’t QUITE as bad when the Penguins won the Stanley Cup earlier this year, because the city was prepared, but it was still pretty rowdy.
He’s a constant fail. Yes, I actually know that guy. Friends call him Tweet. Pretty much the epitomy of FailBlog.
Except for the fact that he actually does get really hot girls.
NOT A FAIL!!! HE LEFT WITH TWO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!
Jackass deserves it for jumping on someone’s car — even if it’s a taxi.
I was watching the news when this happened and I was really hoping it made it onto the internet. Phillies fans fail constantly. we’re just ridiculous.
You don’t climb on a man’s car and start dancing.. I’d have put it in reverse to finish the job… SPEEDBUMP!
Thank you .. Campaign