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In an elevator in a hotel in Dublin.
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In an elevator in a hotel in Dublin.
Bodrahn…..*snore*
ARRIBA! ARRIBA!!!!!
*starts*
*sits bolt upright*
WTF
I seem to have a rodent problem
ANDALE! ANDALE!!!!
Buenas dias k@.
*Runs around in circles*
Ahh! Why am I in such a hurry all of the sudden?
Is there a cat chasing you perhaps?
No he is trying to catch the first every Irish Mariachi band in concert. Got rave reviews apparently.
DINSDALE! DINSDALE!
Top’o the mornin to ya!
*squeeze*
*LatinSqueeze*
Hola
Holla!!!!
Netherla!!!
But Irish folk singers do look like that!!! Am I crazy??!?!?!!
That bodhrán, idiot.
Please attend comedy 101, for sense of humour bypass.
Hah! Obviously these guys are Scots!
MacRiachi.
Is that Once upon a time in Aberdeen?
Potato westerns?
Gun fight at the O’Kay corral.
St. Pedro’s day?
Two Sheep for Sister Sorcha?
O’Lay!
Mick-sicans
Navvieho.
Whoops, that’s not so relevant.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She started one day
In the relative way
And came back on the previous night.
*Squeeze*
Nor was that, but I like that
*squeeze*
It’s much more relative, however.
FTW!
How absurd! Can’t you recognise traditional Welsh dress?
The LlainfairPG marching Band!
Come and enjoy some tacos with a pint of Guinness!
Now that sounds awesome!
The smells delicious can I get in brain flavor?
Ah yes, tacos de cabeza! And tacos de lengua. You don’t find authentic taco stands in New England. But personally, I can do without tongue and brains. I’m okay with my own being in my head, no others need apply.
Brains, maybe, but no other tongues? Oh, the humanity!
You can do that at Carlos O’Brian’s
oops, shoulda included the clickie
Kilts & Beans……..ooooo so bad.
AAAAHHHH! RUN!!!!!! HE’S GONNA BLOW!!!!!
*gets off Shadow’s knee leaving skid mark*
bloody kilt
Wrong bodily excretion
He boldly goes where no man has gone before.
Yeah if they tooted, their kilt would fly up. LOL
FAIL
I lol`d
WTF??
*sings to the ring of fire music*
Isch hab’ einen Ring um meine ****
das macht misch **** und ….
*facepalm*
is there a problem, officer??
*looks nervous*
Here take this.
*hands over a present and quickly flees*
*stops walking and stares curiously, waiting to see what BondFan and notanengineer will do with the zombie’s gift*
*calls in the bomb squad to safely dispose of the unidentified, possibly dangerous object*
*squeezes [General and....] for rescuing his life*
It was drugs, thats why I was nrvous.
*nervous*
I’d like to see them line dance with those things.
Introducing ….
Lord of the Prance (Fall in 3….2….1)
Lord of the Hat dance??
Rio Dance?
*gives Skratdaddy the word “Ass” to insert between ‘the’ and ‘Hat’*
these Irish fella’s must’ve been drinking ALOT of whisky..
Tequila!
*does PeeWee Herman dance*
Kilt wold be Scottish…duh. How bout “Run for the Border” ! Which border I am not sure…….
Si es Irish senior
Hola! me llamo McClelland.
E gusta Guiness! Mucho, mucho Guiness!!
*Me gusta. sorry
It’s just what the Irish look like after a bank holiday weekend. No fail!
You’re a bank holiday weekend! :p
I know. I’m no fun at all, always raining on people’s parades.
I’m just fun time Charlie, I’m no fun at all.
You little Devil you!
Lets go shopping in the big store.
*skips off to Meadowhell*
Is that in France? We can get the Newhaven Dieppe ferry.
I’ll go Hull-Calais, the race is on!
Good morning all.
*sqeezes and pints all around*
Thank you!
*squeezes in return and accepts the pint*
OLEY!! lol
O’le?
Oleo
Oh Leo…
Oreo
Or Beo?
I must pee-o.
OMG…clip art is sooo tacky
Or sooo wacky?
I’ve just noticed, the description underneath the fail describes the sign as being in a Dublin hotel.
*headdesk* x5
Called the Iveagh Barf by the looks of it
Too many pints?
Irish wave!
*waves*
*Falls over*
*piles on*
*squeally squeeze!)
Oooof!
Hee!
*Squeeze*
*dives on top*
*squeezes*
Let’s see how high we can make a body tower.
Yay
*jumps on*
*squishysqueezesallbelow*
Woo hoo!
*joins the pile*
*runs in with step ladder*
*climbs up to top*
*jumps on pile*
Whoo hoo!
*climbs up with little arms and legs*
*squeezes*
apparently not just a problem in the states
folk music
Yes, folk music is definitely a problem. Especially in the UK if you consider *shudder* Morris dancing…
I wish they would all folk off
You kiss your momma with that mouth?
Indeed. Swearing is so f*cking rude.
Damn straight!
not just kiss
oh granny, you scare me so.
BFF!!!!
How many f*cking times do I have to f*cking tell you not to use that sh*tty smutty language??? I mean, WTF dude!!! Should I send you to your f*cking room again?
*faints*
Not again!
*fans BFF*
*passes smelling salts*
*passes smelly socks*
*passes out*
Blaaaarg.
that must be painful
i’m not sure how a tongue-in-cheek flyer represents a fail.
Depends on whose tongue.
And whose cheek.
And which cheek.
*points*
This one.
*turns the other cheek*
HAHAHA
Sombrero stole my pint!!
Do you know who taco’d it?
I’m pretty sure it was nachos in the first place.
The band is so traditional in their Irish music, they’re Mexican. Now that’s dedication.
Looks like they’re a long way from Tipperary.
8,551km
Or 28054461.942257 feet.
Hi I’m Alice and I’m a compulsive commenter.
It’s been 3 minutes since my last comment.
Where’s my 3 minute pin?
*pins Alice to the floor*
All pile on!
Oh my GOD! Hey, stop doing what I think you`re doing!
They’re my shoes, I can do what the hell I like with them :p
*fills shoes with marshmallows*
Weeeeeeee, it’s like walking on mice but without the squeaking.
*squeeze*
*flees*
Ooooh. What have I won?
A shoe box full of mice?
Awww… ai kan haz???
Gotta ask TM to share. Ask nice and use cute kitty eyes (*)(*)
Oh thank you Moomin – I lol’d after a really rotten day!
wee!
*spring!*
*smacks Alice with a shellacked mackerel*
*squeezes The Moomin*
*leaves thread*
*smacks the mackerel with the thread*
*squeezes Leila*
*leaves Alice*
*smacks squeezes leaves*
*mackerel thread The Mooning*
*moons Leila*
*admires mackerels new threads*
*puts on sunglasses*
TM, please get a tan on those cheeks. You nearly blinded me.
*squeezes TM’s (_*_) *
I could turn them brown, but i think only GCF would be impressed.
*flees*
this is too interesting
*follows*
♪♫I will follow him…♪♫
I’m gonna tan his hide real good
*waggles*
*chases TM and shouts*
I appreciate brown.
*agrees with Granny and follows*
I wonder if the band can play the magic ‘brown’ note
Is this the conga line?
It is now.
*Joins on the end*
What happened there?
You appear to have borked the space time continum.
Brown trouser time I guess.
Which is how this all started.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
*pants*
CUIDADOS LAS LLAMAS !
*thwacks Alice with mallet*
No you weren’t.
Also, it’s common courtesy to clean up after your own puke.
*gives Alice a bag of ShamWow*
¡Las llamas escupen en su cerveza!
Las llamas te llamó zomgman.
(yes i know you meant fire – this may be funny in english but not spanish. . .anyone?)
Whack fol the cucarachio ?
There’s mescal in the jar!
Those mexicans come to our country and take away our jobs.
Like you wanted to do those jobs anyway. Lazy Richard.
*THWAP*
*HeartySqueezeForMyButteryCow*
*MegaFridaySqueezes!!*
Btw…I thought a certain someone with a certain video was banned…vvvvvvvv
He was gone last night when I looked…
me bag pipes smell like tequila and I have extra cheese on me taco, what happened last night?
You don’t know? It was crazy! Did you find where you hid the candy cause we tried and couldn’t find it on you anywhere!
I think I thought I was a pinhada
*ewwsnork!*
ah the sweet smell of…..never mind
*roffle!*
Teen Spirit?
sort of but not as sweaty
Ah, the famous MacSantiagos…
my favorite member is Paddy McDiego
la la la la la leprechaun!
¡Viva Irlanda!
Mas cervezas por favor por todos los amigos de FailBlog.
*squeezies to my failpeeps*
I will take a margarita-top shelf-on the rocks-salt rimmed. Thank you.
Solo un shot, por favor! Top shelf!
that’s nuts
ooh ouch
They are the Spanish Irish from Southern Ireland.
HAHAHA!!! i’m part irish and part mexican!!
McMexican win!!
…because this is the song that never ends…
I would love to hear Los Lobos do some irish drinking songs.
lol
As an Irish-Mexican-Canadian I don’t see the problem here…
AAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJA !! EL MARIACHI!! (8) MIRA COMO ANDO MUJER POR TU QUERER !! (8)
Must be at this place:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/01/authentic-fail/
Free Nachos! An Authentic Irish Experience!
Hey, the mariachi are multi talented….they can play irish too
WIN
- Hey, Pedro, where is Huanita?
- She became Irigh!
ROFL!
They took our jobs!!!!!
the band is led by paddy gonzales