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Driver Fail


I think he was just getting revenge.

Video by: Billy J

This video is also viewable at: MySpaceTV | DailyMotion

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  1. MRN ♂ says:

    Win or fail? Let’s call it a wash.

  2. Do not drink and drive.

  3. JasonK says:

    “Floor was slippery, not my fault”

  4. Aja says:

    All washed up.

  5. Arthur Eld says:

    That damn machine had it coming!

  6. Avis says:

    He must have stepped on the hand brake.

  7. Ms B ♥ says:

    We don’t need no steenkin’ car wash!

  8. Avis says:

    That guy walking in front of the car sure moved quick!

  9. Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

    I’ll take my carwash to go, please.

  10. Say g'night, Gracie says:

    That will buff right out.

  11. Say g'night, Gracie says:

    ♪Working at the car wash.
    Car wash, yeah. ♫

  12. SuzieQ says:

    I have to ask: is this the one where the car crashes into the car wash? I only ask because I can’t view Viddler here at work… :-(
    <pre?…and I saw it on the vote page…

    • SuzieQ says:

      *bukkit*
      Typing fail!
      *facepalm*

      • MRN ♂ says:

        Yup!
        Don’t kick the bukkit, there’s milk in it.

      • Leila ♀ © - Made From Toxic Cocoa says:

        The attendant starts to move the car towards those pom-pom looking things at the carwash. Instead he veered to the right a little too fast taking down the pom-pom looking things and the machine it’s attached to. One of the other attendants goes to the left of the car and is seen trying to climb the wall.

  13. MRN ♂ says:

    Given Brewski’s avatar, I wonder if he knows the hoser?

  14. Marius says:

    Car buffs brush with death.

  15. Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

    My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
    ~Henny Youngman

  16. czuhc says:

    I just arrived. Have you been celebrating Moomin’s failiversary?

  17. Dan B. says:

    Why was the attendant spraying the inside of the car at the beginning?

  18. czuhc says:

    I really love how the guy with the hat loses his cool and then recovers by pretending to take a peek over the fence.

  19. Cloral says:

    Chain link fence, you’re my only hope!

  20. TerminatorT says:

    thats no fail, the dude was just trying to avoid the dumbass in the middle of the road.

  21. Guppy06 says:

    I’d be pretty pissed off if some guy opened my back door and hosed the inside of my car as well.

    Seriously, what’s going on back there?

  22. TerminatorT says:

    the dude is drunk or somethin’

  23. TerminatorT says:

    hello, anybody else here

  24. Marius says:

    *Hangs new sign*

    Brushless car wash.
    No tounch service.

    *Raises price*

  25. TerminatorT says:

    i may be schophrenic, but at least i have each other

  26. TerminatorT says:

    lol, i meant to say schitsophrenic

  27. TerminatorT says:

    the statement below is true.
    the statement above is false.

  28. nobuddy says:

    I’m going to have to label this one “Walking Dude Fail.” The car is doing okay, timing it so it won’t hit the walking guy. Then spins around and darts toward the car. The driver then swerves and hits the support. I think the only fail on the driver’s part is that he didn’t leave a lot of extra time for the guy to get past, but we’ve all done that with an annoying pedestrian at one time or another.

  29. TerminatorT says:

    gtg, ill be back

  30. blink5 says:

    so wet fail

  31. fELBSY!!1! says:

    *** WHAT THE F IS WITH THE ADS AT THE END OF THE VIDEO!!! BOLLOCKS BOOOOOOOLLLOCCCCCKS FAIL BLOG!!! ***

    • Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

      Breathe, felbsy, breathe. It’s gonna be all right. We called the doctors, they’re on their way…

  32. nightshayde says:

    Ho hum. Another day, another driving-related video fail.

    … and another headache. :sad:

    • Dragonwriter says:

      You HAVE seen a doc about these chronic headaches…right??

      *worried squeeze*

      • nightshayde says:

        *nod* That’s how I got my migraine meds.

        I’m so tired of headaches. So. Very. Tired. Of. Headaches.

        • WhoaNellie >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

          You might consider taking B2 and Feverfew regularly. Helps for a lot of people with migraine troubles. Get quality stuff, from a good store.

          • nightshayde says:

            Thank you, WN. I take a Vitamin B supplement which does seem to help a bit. I’ve heard about the Feverfew in the past, but I think it was right before I got my actual migraine meds which normally work pretty well. I’ll have to look again though into giving Feverfew a try.

            • WhoaNellie >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

              Worth a shot. I found out about it when my ex was having migraine-related problems due to a very bad vaccine reaction – we had tried everything the doctor ordered, and nothing helped until she tried B2 and Feverfew (after I did some internet research on migraines).

              Good luck!

              • nightshayde says:

                Did she take the B2 & Feverfew for relief when she already had a migraine, or did she take them regularly for prevention?

                • Avis says:

                  What meds do you take? I take Butalbital (I think that’s how it’s spelled) and it works wonders. Renders me unconscious, but it doesn’t hurt anymore!

                  • nightshayde says:

                    I take Maxalt, which works great if I take it just as the headache is coming on. If it gets to full-blown status (like if I wake up with it), the Maxalt doesn’t always work as well. It doesn’t usually make me loopy, but it does every once in a while.

                    I know migraines are often mistaken for sinus headaches as some of the same nerves are affected. When I’m getting sinusy symptoms along with the migraine, sometimes Sudafed helps. It seems to have done the trick today, thank heaven. I still feel the headache lurking around the edges of my brain, but I’m able to work right now without wearing my sunglasses or the fear of bursting into tears at any moment.

                    *is thankful for not being in total pain*

                    • ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer says:

                      *feelbetter squeezes*

                      • nightshayde says:

                        Awww – thanks. :D

                        *reciprocal squeeze*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Glad to hear it’s not too bad, sweets.

                        • Avis says:

                          *squeeze*
                          Technically what I get aren’t migraines, but rather cluster headaches. Which are just as bad (according to the doctors I’ve spoken with) if not worse, because certain migraine medications can make a cluster headache worse. I took Imitrex once. And only once. I ended up pounding my head on the floor in my (carpeted) living room because that felt better than the headache itself.

                        • nightshayde says:

                          *squeeze*

                          I’ve heard that cluster headaches are worse than migraines. I know my headaches could be a lot worse — at least I don’t get the nausea/vomiting that some people with migraines experience regularly.

                          *knocks wood*

  33. gbert0 says:

    How hard is it to drive a car straight for 5 meter

  34. Andooshie says:

    In car bowling, I would consider that a gutter ball….

  35. Andooshie says:

    Worlds shortest thread….

  36. Jennifer says:

    I bet the person driving that car is a spazz.

  37. Echo says:

    look about halfway through when the door is open. the washing attendant guy actualy hoses down the inside of the car door! thats probably why the driver got pissed and rammed the auto washer.
    well thats just my 2c.

  38. Avis says:

    Seriously Bob, stop. We saw this when you posted it on the other fails. It’s not so cute or funny that we needed to see it three times.

  39. furis says:

    What is the biggest fail: The one who washed the car or the driver?

    Echo, may have noticed it first, but really xD

    • Avis says:

      No, he didn’t notice it first. But he still felt the need to tell us, even though it had already been commented on. More than once.

  40. Konstantin says:

    driveresse…

  41. Ross says:

    How the hell does this happen?

  42. Vince says:

    What you should know about Viddler– since the ad placement is at the end, and the video cannot be stopped when the ad is running, I always jump to another page immediately after the “Failblog” voice. You might want to *reconsider* a video embed that drives people away from your site.

    • Avis says:

      What you should know about FailBlog’s comment section- it’s not really the place for such complaints. At the very bottom of the page there is a “contact us” link. Click on that to complain (or to compliment, I’m sure they’d like that every now and again) about the site. Telling the commenters is not going to effect any changes. Telling the folks who run the site may not either, but it certainly stands a better chance of something being done.

    • ZombieApocalypse says:

      Wow. I just push the “Pause” button before the video is over and I never see the ad you’re griping about. How is it that the undead have outsmarted you?

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

        I pause at the end too. Notice nothing other than the comment.

  43. Selraith says:

    I would have driven into the carwash too, that guy powerwashed the inside of the door!

  44. Guy in car says:

    “Oh my gosh, the way they decorated that archway so clashes with these walls. You know what, no, this is unacceptable.”

    *vrroooom*
    *smash*

  45. turbo_hunk says:

    Ads at the end of the vids suck.

  46. Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague. says:

    Quick drive through. Sheesh someone should take him to the cleaners.

  47. Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague. says:

    Woman without her man would be nothing.

    My teacher showed me this today. All to teach me that punctuation and syntax matters a heck of a lot. All because I put a capital in the wrong place. Spent 5 hours on the same piece of code. Rather than tell me what was wrong she put up that line and let me figure out that I had an error.

  48. Alice says:

    I’m going to Canada’s Wonderland on Saturday!!!!

  49. Phil says:

    Maybe they thought candy would come out when it was hit…. It does look like a pinata after all.

  50. Alice says:

    Prepare to be surprised by many old comments, and some clips.
    *squeezes* MAHBOOBEH
    UNIBOOBEH!
    What happenned to Boggy?
    They killed Kenny!
    A boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat.
    All this and more on FailFridays!

  51. fas says:

    Now that is called a revengeful wash.

  52. rocko6868 says:

    I love the guy on the side who stays there after everyone has passed. Like he expects a keystone cops-ish entourage to be behind the first car.

  53. zippo_slunk says:

    Did he die?

  54. Molly Block says:

    Did the guy spraying the water actually open up the door of the car and spray water inside? Or am I wrong about that?

    • Becky says:

      Yes I noticed it too…weird never had that kinda car wash before, maybe he got the driver and the pedals got wet?

  55. Max says:

    Only jews can do something like that…
    Watch what it says on the bottom left.
    I think it’s hebrew, but not really sure…

  56. john says:

    They missed a spot and had to pay the price by getting their business knocked down.

  57. i cant fly says:

    anyone notice the mexican running for the fence

  58. Jennifer says:

    It’s been awhile since I watched a video here.. got a popup that tried to trick me into believing I had a virus…have been reluctant to watch since then. But, I am back and I see. “.org” is back, too. Why??? Does anyone know why?

  59. Jennifer says:

    Or perhaps I should say, “.org!”

  60. Omer says:

    Yay, 3rd fail filmed in Israel! :D Israel owes Failblog.org an ice-cream!

  61. crazy says:

    what a dumbass! maybe its his first day but u just dont hose down the inside of a car!

  62. mike says:

    Did anyone else notice the guy that was pressurewashing the INSIDE of the car?!


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