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Reminds me of old Far Side cartoon: “I don’t think we’re getting through to this guy.”
Larsony!
Gallery!
Banksy!
Walrusy!
Goatse!
Ballsy!
I think he needs sunglasses
when am i gonna be able to change my pic to something nicer?
How many times have you posted?
(I like the purple, by the way.)
Just give me you real name, your credit card number (not here, put it in a mail for safety) and the desired pic in attachment and I’ll start the whole process. It may take up to two months before you notice a change.
Hint: Two credit card numbers will cut the processing time in half.
We’ll also need your telephone number, email address, bank account details, mother’s maiden name and description of any intriguing growths, 500 ~ 750 words.
Or you could kill someone who already has an avatar. That’s how I got mine.
Is that why he stopped posting? I always wondered.
No, he renamed himself. Did you think the “zombie”-part in ZA’s name was a joke?
Does that mean you are not really a muscley black guy?
I’m not as thin as the guy in the avatar. He should really do some workout.
Oh good. That would have ruined my fantasy if you weren’t muscley!
Ahem. Not that sort of fantasy… I really should read my post before hitting add comment…
No, no! I giggled, don’t spoil my fun.
Awe
*replaces clothing*
that’s better
*snickers*
Hey Teff! Was I moving in slo-mo in your fantasy?
Your in a fireman’s outfit in mine.
*You’re
(No, I’m not posting comments too quickly! Stop that!)
Of course!
Everything looks better in slow mo!
Apart from that zit popping vid doing the rounds on facebook
*Shudders*
Oh hey!
Yall’ are reading this in my voice.
So now we know how ZA came to be. Does he know you did it?
Nah, I killed him from behind.
Ah, wise move. Who knows what he could have done to you by now! In fact, since we now know you killed him, I suggest you flee the country. Buy a fake moustache, and take this false passport. Take the next plane to the Bahamas, and wait for the man in the pinstripe suit with the blue briefcase at the airport.
In the briefcase you will find a beard to go with the moustache.
Okay. But first thing that I gotta do after my arrival is placing my blanket on a deckchair by the pool.
I killed him from behind a couple of times myself, a lot of struggling I tell you
Wait, if I kill someone I can wear a fake mustache and beard and go to the Bahamas?
*opens closet*
*browses through beard and moustache collection*
Hehehe!
*hurridly boards BahamaAir Flight 67*
*meets the man with the blue briefcase*
*puts on disguise*
…
DOCTOR!
all i did was make a wordpress account, and voila!
All I did was trade in my violin for a slightly larger, easier-to-play instrument, and viola!
A vuvuzela?
I think it might be a Bratsche in German.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viola
*trumpets*
*grrrrs*
*squeeze!*
There there, lets just hope it’s not catching
*squeeze*
Too late, I already saw them in German arenas. Thanks, South Africa.
oh dear
our great contribution to football hahaha!
Football? Don’t you mean soccer?
*flees*
woopse.
Back where I grew up (Buffalo, NY), this would be considered a dusting of snow. Not sure I see the problem with this – “Hell with the weather, I’m driving in my convertible!”
Maybe the seats are upholstered with whale penis, cos then it wouldn’t matter would it!
Being environmentally aware, I hate it when I go into some supermarkets and the cashier/bagger asks me, “plastic or whale penis?”
Do you say both? Add a rubber in there too, remember safety third when it comes to whale penises!
By the time I get home, the whale penis bag covers the whole back seat – friction, I’m guessing.
Second! Score! Whooooo hoooooo. Oh gosh why can’t I sleep?
Brewski, I took your advice and shortened my name a little.
NOooooooooo there was only ONE comment when I started.
Sometimes there’s a flurry of comments at the start.
Other times we drift along!
Depends on how many flakes are online.
Or if there is a blizzard of trollish behaviour.
*looks at DITH*
*sighs*
*shakes head sadly and notes in logbook*
Nobody made BFF shorten his name. Everyone else shortens it to BFF/GBF for him. Just sayin’.
*Reminisces about the time jam was still called Jamiroquai Bonkers, Grand Mogul Extreme of the Daily Flatulence*
Pffft!
I hope that sound came from your mouth…
I thought the Daily Flatulence was a newspaper. Guess I was just blowin’ in the wind.
Oh hey!
Yall’ are just gonna have to try some of my bran cakes…
*Sniffs*
gah! I can taste yall’ on the back of my tongue!
You can hear something like it here:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhGvDvDx8gQ
I hate my voice.
Looks hot
There’s snow place like home!
There’s snow tomorrow!
There snow business like snow business?
Your lips say “snow” but your eyes say “yes”.
Snow Entry!
♫ That love is all
And love is everyone
It is snowing
It is snowing ♫
~ JWL (sort of)
♫ Snowing me, snowing you ♫
*puts on bass voice*
Snowbody knows the trouble I seen..
*cough cough splutter
Is that Big Mouth Billy Bass singing on the wall?
♪ And anyone can tell
You think you snow me well.
Well, you don’t snow me. ♪
♪ Snowbody does it better. ♪
Great way to get a tan.
Good or bad weather, always open! That guy must be a hardcore convertible lover.
Ah, yes. Cruising down the road with the top down, the snow in your hair and the piercing needles of cold stabbing at your eyes… *wistful sigh*
…Getting a quiet spot at the beach, nobody setting up their umbrella and blankets right on top of you…
That’s why you wear a hat, and ski goggles
Or just turn the heating fan up so it’s not so cold around the back of your neck. The outside air tends not to blow in your face. That’s what the, oh… what’s it called… yeah… “Wind Shield” is for.
I see no problem with this picture what so ever. Maybe he was trying to disguise his bad dandruff problems.
When it rains, no one knows he sweats profusely.
Sounds like he needs new FOG (patent pending)
An end to all his embarrassing weather related issues.
no need for hair gel when you can get the windswept look for free.
This is in Greece, I can recognize the number plates. This guy is probably in denial that winter is definitely here.
Denial: more than a river in Egypt.
*flees*
this was in athens greece in 2007 winter.
total idiot lol
Greece has SNOW?
But… but… it’s so hot! Wha?
yeah it has.
u get all 4 seasons’ effects..properly..
Then how come the photo is dated 17/2/2008?
damn your right lol
i just did a date fail.
yeah it must have been 2008 then yeah..
i just couldnt remember it was 2007 and not 2008.didnt notice the date on the pic.
how is this a convertible fail?
the convertible is doing what it is meant to do. this is a common sense fail, surely.
It’s not a Fail, it’s a Win—ter.
I’d argue but you do have a good point.
He believed the guy who said “the snow is a lie” and “there is no winter”.
Is that your professional opinion? Maybe it’s the winter of his discontent.
But he called you Shirley.
What’s in a name? You can call me Betty.
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al.
The name game!
Shirley! Shirley, Shirley bo Birley
Bonana fanna fo Firley
*flees*
Be bi bo, Burley.
Shirley.
(♪We’re anamainiacs♪)
Al, you can be my long lost pal.
I just wanted to tell you both “Good Luck” we’re all counting on you.
Russian?
Njet.
Nein?
Non.
Ukrainian?
The Ukraine girls really knock me out.
But Moscow girls make you sing an shout and that Georgia… phwoar!
*rings out his balalaika*
I’d keep my comrade warm but it’s snowing and I can’t get the roof up.
No, just sittin’ here postin’, no work today, no hurries…
I wouldn’t, in that weather.
BWAHAHAHA! It took me several posts until I realized my name fail. That’s a persistant one…
Hehehe. You should have kept it. I thought we might get some answers for a change.
Tell me why you subconsciously wanted to continue to call yourself “Freud”.
I can’t tell you, but penises are involved.
Well then, let’s vote them all onto the home page.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Interesting, interesting…
*scribbles notes on notepad*
Now, tell me about your childhood.
Well I… sorry wrong person.
*sings “Everything Is Alright” in head*
I really don’t see the fail. I wanna say it’s a car mechanics fail because he probably couldn’t put the top up.
Really? So, we can now all safely assume that you like driving in the snow, with the roof down.
Would explain the twitch…
Heh… no fail… unless it’s typical Ford Electrics Fail (one presumes the folding roof motors are made by the same department responsible for the Monte Carlo-style central locking on the old Escort my brother used to have).
It’s hardcore driver Win-ter.
Actually doing something like this isn’t so bad. In my first car the heater was atrocious (finally traced to the radiator thermostat being jammed open – in winter, there simply wasn’t any warmth left in the coolant once it got to the heater… no wonder the fuel economy was so poor) and the windows misted up something chronic. As I was wearing sweater, jacket, hat, gloves etc outside anyway, I just didn’t take them off when I got in and ignored the heater. Drove around with the windows down, arm on the sill, stereo blasting, pretending it was summer, even when proceeding up a snowy hill at 30 degrees difference from the way the car was actually pointing… Good times.
Maybe they have the same misting problem…. and a good scarf.
*makes a snowman*
*drives in the passenger lane*
*blows a seal*
Man, that’s the silliest grin I’ve ever seen on a seal!
what’s the difference between walking a tight rope and getting a blow from granny?
I don’t know, what is the difference between walking a tight rope and getting a blow from granny?
DON’T LOOK DOWN!
sorry, similarity would have made more sense
*tickletickle*
hee heee heee!
I’m afraid of high frights.
*Tickles too*
I reckon you have to be pretty damn high to go there! hahaha
Good morning all.
*squeeze*
♫Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we’ve no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!♫
Hey! I revoked your Ctrl-V powers! For that heinous earworm, this ban has been extended for another week!
I copy and paste.
I never used Ctrl-V before.
is no fail, is nice warm summer in russia O.o
Not only EPIC FAIL of car chose, it’s EPIC FAIL of driver too
It’s not a fail – it’ not his car.
Figured that for a possibility: stolen convertible with the top cut off.
Meh, what’s the big deal? It’s just another typical spring day in Boston!
I want to go where spring happens in October. Acapulco, maybe?
Although the pic could have been taken at any time of year…
*needs more coffee…slurps*
*yawning and stretching*
G’mornin’, everybody!
That’s one way to be “cool”
Isat here for a while trying to figure out what was wrong with the convertible. Took me a while to realize it was snowing.
Maybe he is a meteorologist who takes his profession seriously….don’t be so quick to judge until you have all the facts!
Driving an open convertible in snowy weather?! Epic fail!!
Living your life devoid of whimsy?! Epic fail!!
Hats off to someone with nerve and gusto! Cars dry out, but you only live once!
The first time I traveled to Denver on business the rental company provided me with a convertible. It was November. A little storm came through and dropped about four inches or so of snow overnight (this was what alerted me to the fact that I had not thought to pack gloves). I had a lot of fun telling people that “it took me 15 minutes of brushing off snow before I could get the top down” (I actually did get some incredulous looks).
No fail. I mean Snow fail.
it’s a truck, ain’t it?
At least the corpse will be kept cool – big black car on the right.
i think this is pretty normal, i wouldnt mind it
Totally not a fail, I own a convertible and go top down in the snow all the time, it’s fun. Have a sense of whimsy!
i think this is a win
fight the power
Snow on palm trees…you don’t see that every day. Could be he wasn’t expecting a visit from Jack Frost.
I like cars
that’s not a fail… i do that every winter
Mythbusters showed that if you drive fast enough in a convertible in the rain very little water gets in (at least until you stop). I’d imagine this would be even more true with slow little snowflakes. Of course, driving fast enough with snow on the ground might lead to an even bigger fail, but if the same car got to fails for one trip, wouldn’t that be some sort of win?
oooh… I never even thought about the problem of flakes falling in at low speed / stopped :-/
I’ve done that before. Crank up the heater and take off. It’s fun.
Just don’t forget to put the top up when you park.
I think the car is an Olds Cutlass Supreme. You’d understand if you ever owned one. This is an epic Win.
Fail. It’s a Ford Escort Cabriolet
I mean, shit, man, they don’t even look CLOSE to being confusably alike. Check out the rears.
http://images.google.com/images?q=olds cutlass supreme
http://images.google.com/images?q=ford escort cabriolet
goddamn link highlighting fail, too :/
I’m sure you can highlight ctrl-c ctrl-t alt-d ctrl-v enter for yourself though…
“Can you close your window, your letting out all the warm air”
it is not cold in her !
Angle of car’s direction doesn’t quite fit with picture. Suspect this is a fake.
Yes this is indeed in Greece!
And yes snow is not so uncommon in Greece. Most people don’t believe it because they visit Greece only in the summer.
The photo is from the heavy blizzard in Athens between 16 and 19/2/2008
(40-45 cm snow in the center of Athens)
I don’t see how this is a fail. It’s a beautiful day.