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Ounch!
Please do so … I`ll be glad … ouch for all of us …
Sometimes you just have to put yourself out there and try to spell as best you can. Not everyone is a spelling bee champion. This is a TOUNCHY subject…
____________________
Don’t be afraid…jump!
You can Tounch me tonight
When I think about you, I tounch…
Tounch my barreh!
Tounch Down is the players name duh!
I agree with youn. Ounch, that hurts? I am now sounr as a grue.
*TOUNCE*
Tounchè!
To Che!
*drinks*
Tee Hee!
*steals drink*
Et tounch Dr. Doolittle?
Whoever wrote that was a real Dounche!
Poor dunce!
He pushed back the pigmen.
I would push back for a pigman
Squeal piggy, squeal!
(I know there’s a pygme joke waiting to be made, but it would be inappropiate)
*hides The Bumper Boy’s Book of Pygmy Jokes (withextremequickness)*
Hey, don’t look at me like that. It wasn’t my idea, someone else put me up to it.
BAD TOUNCH! BAD TOUNCH! STRAGER DAGER!
WANTCH OUNT!
I known nonething
Thiys spelleng iz goung to mauke allut uf peouple wiunce!
Hmm…..wiunce=?
>.< like that!
Out of controul
This place is looking like I can has Cheense Burnger.
Just with a little more frnies and kentchup.
Iz like pikkles on Cheense Burnger!
you guys spelt it all worng…
… That’s the point…
*facepalm*
Or should i say *facepalnm*
jeezz thats a fail and BTW first!! (missed my train)
Obvious failtrain is obvious?
Obviouns*
Apolnogies. I have no excucnes. :n(
*Ponuce*
*squeenze*
*hung*
Thant’s what she saind.
Hey pontato!
*squeeze*
*squeezes Arnther*
hey yourself!
You’d have to be with all those seamen.
*snornk!*
I lost the game.
Well, you know what Gary Lineker said.
“PHWOAAAR! LOOK AT MY WIFE!!!”?
The other thing he said.
“If somebody in the crowd spits at you, you’ve got to swallow it. “?
“Get the hell away from my crisps or i’ll beat you to death with my ears”
I want that comment to power a fail. The fail would be marvellous.
HAHAHA! I like the idea of modelling the fails to the comments.
Me too. Although I noticed on the voting pages that the first three videos haven’t been powered by anybody. Bummer.
can I be the fail model?
*considers*
How’s your Vanna White?
slightly stained, but good for a few rounds
Then it looks like you’re our new fail model!
*squeezes Granny*
You’ve got a Vanna Off-White?
Proper cake made for THROWING IT ON THE GROUND!
Is this cake a fail? Or a lie?
THERE IS NO CAKE.
THERE IS NO BONDFAN.
THERE IS NO LOGIC IN THAT STATEMENT.
THERE IS NO LOGIC IN ANYTHING I SAY.
LOGIC IS FOR THE WEAK HEARTED.
Logic is for people who do not have imagination!
Yet, a combination of both has given us the world’s greatest inventors.
Too true, but for every great inventor, there was some logical person who thought they were crazy.
*cries softly to self*
They promised… moist and delicious… that’s what they said…
Its OK. I’ll make you one
*Mixes cake batter*
*Sniff*
Will it have 2 cups of sliced rhubarb?
One girl?
*gang*
Don’t forget the Dunct Tnape.
*wipes crumbs from beard*
So true.
There’s cake for those still alive.
Except the ones who are dead.
They are IN the cake.
Oh, Now I know why the cake is so moist and delicious.
My thoughts exactly!
Time to fetch the mind bleach again, methinks.
Nah … it’s not so egregious that it requires mind bleach. Let’s save it for something more horrifying. You know it is bound to happen.
*squeezeBFF*
Aaand there goes breakfast. Failblog diet at work again.
I am NOT cleaning that up!!!
*SavesSqueezeForGracieTillAfterSheCleansUp*
I didn’t say I soiled the blog. It gets messy enough without me adding to it!
*squeezes Leila in spite of her protests*
Let’s see, we have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and people!
You eat people?
Soylent green is people!
Vegetarians taste the best!!
What in hell???
What in tarnation?!
What in the wide, wide world of sports??
Leila! There you are! I just microwaved a delicious, warm batch of FB-approved Vegee Spam Cookies™ just for you! Wheat, gluton, and meat-free!
*offers Leila tray*
What in the name of love?
What, Judy? They’re great! C’mon, try one. Just as good as original Spam Cookies™, but with one-third the fat!
*offers Judy tray of Vegee Spam Cookies™*
What in Sam Hill?
I don’t know what’s in Sam Hill.
A potato?
Nah. Tequila.
*offers tray to all FPs*
No tinfoil in these. I wanted to keep them as natural as possible.
*gerk!*
I’ll pass, but thanks for thinking of me.
*squeezes LGB*
*squeezyGracie*
*takes tray of Vegee Spam Cookies™*
*incinirates them with flame thrower*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runsawayFARaway*
*tsk tsk*
After all of LGB’s efforts?
*moment of silence in remembrance of the poor cookies*
Oh, it’s okay, Brewski, there’s more where those came from!
*mixes new batch of original Spam Cookies™*
*hums a tuneless tune*
*facepalm*
Er…ah…I already ate!
*flees*
Muttermutterrazzaflabbin’fleas!
*dusts Brewski with DE*
*stalks away*
Of course they do, most are grain-fed and free range:)
Why is your name a link to BBC??? Oh because there is no BBC. FAIL
The cake is alive!
The cake does what it must because it can.
You just keep making mistakes ’til you run out of cake.
Then you manke a neat gun? I can’t remember any more!
It’s ok, Dr. Doolittle: I’m not even angry, I’m being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me
Maybe black mesa?
Correction: But there’s no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake.
It’s a lie. The cake is always a lie.
Yeah its obviously a cookie not a cake.
I’d like to see you try writing with your nipple!
Not today, I may flake off in the Icing.
Can’t…help…myself….must…ask….
Why would you flake off in the icing?
New Tattoo, why what other reason can you think of?
For a 43 year old, I am extremely niave. I could not think of a reason. The tattoo idea is intriguing though.
For a 35 year old I’m not so Niagara.
The tattoo is true, I am in pain here!
I would offer to kiss it and make it better, but that would be too forward.
Forward….here….are you sure!
Well, if it’s not too forward, then the offer stands.
Pour some salt on it. That doesn’t help but it shows you that you were NOT in pain before.
I blame you!
Vinegar will do the trick nicely too, if you like that kind of thing.
Lemon juice too!
Rubbing alcohol!
Baconlube gets the job done.
I better take care of the wound before you cruel people torture her some more.
*cauterizes tattoo with iron rod*
*Muffles K@’s screams*
*Rubs on Baconlube for that hickory smell*
Key-rist! You are some sick people!
*Hide K@ in a tree*
*screams*
*runs*
you got a tattoo on your breast? sounds painful, but hot
Right at this moment….not hot, trust me on this!
(Collar bone to collar bone, armpit to armpit, via sternum and top of breasts, right over my metal plate)
Metal plate? Does it say “made in UK”?
yes, yes, more description!
Nope- It probably says broken in Africa!
rough place
*nods*
The trees are evil!
Metal plate? Another reminder of nature being mean to you?
*nods*
*tries to avoid vicious guinea piggies*
*makes a trail of guinea pig pellets to K@’s front door*
*sets up popcorn stand*
*rings doorbell*
*Pulls up a chair*
Yummy! Chocolate pellets!
*eats*
Er, czuhc, you might want to see a doctor soon. VERY soon.
Nah, he’s fine. just needs to take his vitamins.
*stands in front of mirror*
*swiftly takes off mirror back and stands there in hamster costume*
.
*grows suddenly suspicious*
*steps out of mirror’s range*
*jumps back*
*hops*
*swiftly changes into Tintin costume, complete with Snowy*
*stands there again*
*Cerebral meltdown*
.
(but really made me laugh very hard)
Ooo, a pellet! *munch munch*
Ooo, a pellet! *munch munch*
Ooo, a pellet! *munch munch*
There goes MY lunch…excuse me…
*leaves thread*
.
*grows suspicious*
*steps out of mirror’s range*
*jumps back*
*hops*
*barleys*
*malts*
It will also show you where to put that Band-Aid.
For a 37 year old, I’m extremely guave.
*drinks Margarita*
For a 3800 year old, I’m extremely Nineveh.
I am methused now.
Dont be. Relaxh.
Don’t do it.
*does it*
*immediately regrets actions*
*points*
She did it!
She didn’t want to come. Obviously.
It was not her, it was her body double.
It was nature, striking again.
Wow, that’s three in a row for Nature. Turkey!
if your 4000 years old… what was greece like?
k@, what is your tattoo of? Sorry if you’ve said it already. My brain isn’t awake.
*Takes brian out for some fresh air and coffee*
Brian the dog from Family Guy? I love him – except for his boozing and smoking ways.
2 Full sized ratties, surrounded by cherry blossom water and rocks, with a lotus flower in the centre, It is kind of Japanese, but definitely not historically accurate!
What are ratties?
Rodents, long tails…often classed as vermin
*smacks forehead*
Duh! I should know that. Sorry.
I am a sucker for lotus flowers and cherry blossoms.
What is the relationship of the rats to the theme?
I keep rats, they are awesome! It was a choice to go with a neo-japanese interpretation, as they are found in a load of traditional art- but I don’t really like the way they look.
(I am a big advocate of them as pets, especially for youngsters, as they don’t bite, nibble yes, bite rarely, unlike hamsters who are the rodent version of sharks, and have to nom everything)
You will appreciate this story. The checkout girl at our pet store was holding a wee black rat named Blackjack. I asked if I could hold him while she checked me out. I was holding him close when next thing I know, he slipped under my pit and right into my small purse. He refused to come out. The girl said he wanted me to take him home. I considered it but we have a terrier at home who innately hunts and kills rodents. I literally had to empty out the contents from my purse to extract him. He was sooooo adorable!!!!!!
Awwwwww *goes into squee mode*
Michelle–I hope you submitted this to http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com
this should be on cakewrecks.blogspot.com!
Look up one comment. How did this get past the blogmonster anyhow??
Perhaps because it’s a trusted site
Gooood morning failblog.(Good Morning Vietnam with Robin Williams)
You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
harsh
eeek a fanged bunny! oh its you, good morning
Best line of the whole movie…
what the hell czuch not white but red non status.
Why is caterpillar misspelled 5 eagles?
*why do I care? It’s so early*
*gives Leila a grande latte*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Thats the spelling that comes up in spellcheck. Here is a donut to go with the big latte coffee thingy..
Donut? Um…sugary thing? Can I have something else instead?
This is how it’s spelled: Caterpillar. What spellcheck are you using?
Spillchocker 3000.
Ooh, donuts! Can I have one, too?
*gives 5 eagles a grande latte, but not for his collection*
*gives 5 eagles a plastic skeleton for his collection*
Give donuter for the great gracie.
Changed the e to a a.
Ooh, yum! Thank you.
*squeezes 5 eagles*
*noms donut*
Yes, submit this to cakewrecks. The Carrot Jockeys would smile.
I would think it might be difficult not to smile when you’re a carrot jockey
Eh, what’s up Doc?
hunting wabbits!
*Hides in hole*
*Loads granny’s gun*
*lies on the ground covered in carrots*
oh please! oh please scurry in!
Ahh, Pismo Beach and all the clams I can eat!
Rabbit season!
F*cking season!
Fleas?
*Takes a powder*
hey wait a minute.. since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave??
I’m rich. I’m a happy miser.
I should have made a left toin’ in Albakoikie.
Oh Brudda. Close sesame.
Here’s what’s up?
*lifts shirt*
Can you see if this is normal Doc?
Looks like a fire alarm. You must be hot.
*polishes fireman’s helmet*
*polishes fireman’s pole*
Hmmm
*Looks for a hose*
*feels forehead*
Now that you’ve mentioned it…I do feel a bit feverished.
Fever in the morning, fever all through the night?
You give me fever?
When you touch me.
What a lovely way to burn.
Get a room, okay? /valleygirl
Everybody’s got the fever. That is somethin’ you sholud know.
The fever for the flavor of a Pringles?
They give you fever?
I’ve got a fever, and the only cure, is more cowbell.
Bad tounching?
Should that be Tounching cloth?
*scratches turtle head*
I hope not
Please stop tounching me! It makes my gini tickel..
personally i would say it is a wal-mart fail…
looks like their bakery packaging…
>.< you know, if you look reaaaaaaaaaaallly closely, it says 'message cookie'
Total cake fail……….it's a cookie!!!
What happened to your TX?
I dropped it because I’m a conflict-avoiding people-pleaser and it made my name too long.
Who picked today’s other fails? The trolls have taken over.
*squeezesforallmyfailblogpeeps*
Like the avatar!!!
*goodmorningsqueezies*
*goodmorningsqueezyforDITH*
Only among us for a couple days and already pointing out that the fail is TWICE as fail as we all thought it was? Outstanding, outstanding! Genious, I say! Brilliant!
Good show!
*applauds*
*Humpdaysqueezefordabuttacow*
*believeitsbutterskaweezeforLGB*
Good morning everybody!
*yawns*
Hello JM. Got any coffee?
Um… oops.
I drank it. Let me brew some more!
No tounchy!!!
*tounches the buttery cow*
Now what?
RUN!!!
*screams and runs away into the horizon*
*flails arms crazily while running in a circle*
Hmmm…there may be a possible copyright infringement here.
BFF?
*puts on reading glasses*
*checks notes*
You’re right. According to article 3, paragraph 6 of “The BondFan copyright act”, the action of “running around in a circle while wildly flailing ones arms is also in breach of the copyright act unless the runner has been given permission to do so. I have no choice but to fine you, Dr Dnoolittle, 1000 Internets.
I DIDN’T DO IT!
*waddlesawaywithaquickness*
*surrounds the doctor with several tanks*
*grins*
You’re not going anywhere, sonny.
Uh oh…
*soils self*
ew
*holds nose and flees*
*dusts Leila with DE*
Dratted fleas! Just when you think they’re gone…
*walks away mumbling*
*cough!!*
*cough!!*
Thank you for the love Gracie.
*cough!!*
*cough!!*
*hands BFF ©*
Here, sweetie. This might keep it from being infringed in the future.
DO IT BFF!!!
DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
*rubs hands together and laughs maniacally*
*fires all the tanks simultaneously*
*peers from turret*
That’s going to take a lot of ShamWows to clean up.
*gives BFF a case of ShamWows*
Ta.
*wipes tanks clean*
*mops the floor too*
There.
*scoops up what remains of the doctor and places in jar for ZA’s midnight snack*
Did he died?
*apolgizes profusely*
*Mozart’s “Dies Irae” plays in background*
Leila! I’m afraid I’ll have to ask the council of elders on this one. Wait here.
*drives here*
*swiftly replaces “here” with “away”*
*shakes fist @ blogmonster*
DAMN YOU!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HECK!!!!!!
*waits for BFF anxiously while biting nails and considering fleeing*
*returns with serious face*
I have some good news and bad news. The good news is, the elders have decided to let you off on this one. However, the bad news is:
*whispers in Leila’s ear*
I’m so sorry.
F-f-f-f-or…ha-ha-ha-how lo-o-ng?
Excuse me, Leila. Those wouldn’t be honey-lemon-eucalyptus inconsolable drops, would they?
Hey!!! That left a mark!!!
*sniff*
The coonkie will tanste the sanme!
*digs shallow hole*
*wallows*
Umm… that was supposed to up there^^ oops!
GRIPE OF THE DAY
Does FailBlog not take us seriously when we ask them not to post such offensive fails?
I am talking about the Sign Fail which caused some of us regulars to boycott and hang out here instead.
*sigh*
I’ve been trying to vote them down, but for some reason they have really high numbers on the voting page, and my computer here at work won’t let me vote for them more than once. I can only assume that a lot of convicted child molesters in prison are online and voting for these fails.
I regret posting a comment. I wish I could erase it.
I saw Gracie’s comment and agreed with her…I’ll stay her for the time being. Don’t really feel like going down that road…
*facepalm*
*quickly shoots ‘e’ into ^ post*
Dang it! Hump day fingers…grrrrrrr!
*sneaks in to hide out with the rest of the boycotters*
maybe we should just have our own protest here.
how about a cake-in?
*proffers cherry, sultana and brandy cake*
mmm… you must be across the pond, k?
*offers up apple cake with caramel glaze*
Yum!
*takes a piece of apple cake and pours herself a giant mug of cocoa*
What a wonderful way to spend the morning.
*squeezes all*
Yup UK B&B
But will happily kill for the cinnamon pastries…
*growls*
I’m coming over there for Christmas this year!
*backs away slowly from the pastry table*
Awesome, whereabouts?
Birmingham/Midlands!
Sounds good to me, I’ll supply coffee, tea, and cocoa. It’s a bit chilly here today.
Ohhh, some coffee sounds perfect!
I’m Impressed by the boycott, under 60 comments on that fail in the first hour.
Oh, and *MorningSqueezes* for all.
*squeeze*
United we stand. I’m not goin’ anywhere near that fail. I saw it and I was like *shaking head*. I see there’s some sicko posting as “OlderMan” on there, too. DO NOT WANT!!
*sigh*
Maybe they’ll see the quality of posts they get, and start to put a little more thought into the process.
*specialWednesdaysqueezyGS*
♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps… ♫
Not to be a wet blanket, but… most people don’t come here for the comments. And I suspect a lot of the people clicking on failblog are fairly young with a different sense of humor than many regulars.
I just checked…80 comments and the trolls are out in full force… *sigh*
Even so, Brewski, I see you’re not posting on that fail.
Yeah, I agree with you Brewski, but I’d still rather skip the fails that we know are just going to cause aggravation. Don’t get me wrong, I vote and do what I can, but when we know the trolls are going to be awful, avoiding them may be for the best IMHO.
I don’t even want to ¡magine how bad the troll wars would be right now…. It’s nicey riiiiight here.
*snuggles further into cake/cookie fail*
*puts Brewski aka wet blanket in dryer*
You don’t want to catch a cold.
*tosses-in fabric softener sheet*
*gives Brewski some cocoa, with a shot of vanilla syrup*
*squeeze*
Ummmm, howz come we’re all over here on this old(er) FAIL??
WN, did you NOT see the Sign Fail and the message it sends?
…and oh …
*tosses LGB in the dryer with Brewski aka wet blanket*
We’re boycotting the sign fail. Here, have some cake and cocoa.
*squeezes WN*
*somehow manages to free herself from dryer*
*falls out onto floor*
*gasps*
*passes out*
*squeeeeezes Gracie / holds shot o’ Cabo Wabo under LGB’s nose*
*squeezesWNwhiledrinkingshotofCabo*
Sorry. I couldn’t resist.
But – but –
*pours another one for LGB*
L-L-L-Lei-l-l-la!!!
I th-th-think I’m d-d-dry now!!
*sniff.sniff*
*raises head*
*blinks*
Cabo?
*downs shot*
*passes out again*
*rescues Brewski from the dryer*
*squeezes Brewski, then gives him another cocoa, since his first one disappeared*
What IS that racket??
*opens dryer*
OK, who left Brewski in the dryer? If you’re not careful he’ll shrik. Tsk, tsk.
Gah!
Refresh fail. *bukkits*
That’s alright, Scotty. Your heart was in the right place.
*squeezes GS and gives him a cocoa*
*opens dryer*
*lets Brewski out*
*sniffs him from head to toe*
Damn allergies!!!!
Someone sniff him. I don’t want him moldy and stuff.
Thanks!
*stumbles around in circles*
Woooh!! That’sh better than 12 brewshkis!!!
*squeeezes all failfriends*
*walks up next to Brewski*
*slides hands over sleeves*
Oooooo! Nice and soft! With just a touch of Downy™….
Mmmm Chilli. I’ll take a bowl.
*gives Jenny some chili, cornbread, and a steaming mug of the hot beverage of her choice*
You’re doing what to your fingers?
*peeks out from behind camera which is behind curtains*
I’ve got it all, Gracie. Here, check this out…
*rewinds*
*watches*
Eeewwwww! SuzieQ!
*runs for the mind bleach*
THAT was NOT me!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! Who left the cloning machine on!!!!
LIES!!!
I object!!!
You are in no position to object.
*bends cow to a different position*
Okay, that’s better.
OBJECTION OVERRULED!!!!!
*quickly moves*
I choose NOT to be acquianted with a certain finger…
Is that like afternoon delight?
Well, considering it’s morning here, methinks not…
*snerk*
Honestly – w/ most media the goal is attention. (Any attention is better than none, even if it comes from controversy.) Yes I am admitting my beloved Failblog can be a bit of an attention-whore.
Seems like a lot of people who vote do not come back and post. So it looks like the Fail is wanted, yet the main posters were the few who actually rejected it.
Perhaps it’s football with a piece of cake.
Nope.
It’s a cookie.
now would be the time for a FAIL GOAL 1 pt conversion
Safe!
Match
Gin
Uno!
In Soivet Russia, cake tounches YOU!
Hat.
Guacamole.
Cilantro.
Salsa!
*yummmmy*
torntilla chinps
I’m seriously LMAO and I don’t even know why!
You had an interesting experience with Guacamole?
Chicken.
*barfs all over the fail*
Ooopsy!! Sorry.
Tofu.
Ewwww, Leila!
*gives Leila a ShamWow*
Soooooooowy!!
Well, YEAH!!!
Prove it!
*dates rich and beautiful woman in 4″ stilettos*
Hey Leila ♀ © – c’mere, Babe
WN? what about meeeeeeeeeeeee?
*bats eyelashes*
*buys WN a Rolex*
*dates rich any gender making 8 figures* Hey, I’m the hot plumber in short shorts. I’m here to check your…pipes.
*looks at neon pink Swatch watch on wrist*
When does the next fail get here exactly?
*warps time*
Say what?
What did I tell you about warping time mister? Unwarp it right this minute!!!
*hands on hips and tapping foot*
He already did. Or will. Well, at some point in the S/T continuum, anyway.
Ten o’clock PDT.
*replaces neon pink Swatch with tasteful beige Swatch*
*removes tasteful watch and replaces with solid gold Rolex Presidential with diamonds all around face, borrowed from rich GF ^^*
She’ll never miss it – she has several.
WTF?
*looks for solid gold Rolex…*
*wishes there was a vote on fails like next one, after that fact*
*curses*
*WHERE did I last see that watch?*
Whaddafu? Who are you and what did you do with zooomz’ avatar?
Who is zooomz?
Nice Catch LGB…I’m at home and don’t have my regular avatar…..psssst ..I think WN has my watch!
sniffs that I’m so easily forgotten by Leila…
Just kiddning
My boss expects me to actually WORK so I am a loyal if sporadic failophyte….
See clickie to prove I’m zoomz…my avatar is one of my artworks..
Don’t you just refresh or do Ctrl F5 and the avatar follows you wherever you go? As long as it mathes the email address that is.
*throws ‘c’ into above post*
*skips away merrily*
Oh! New FP! I forgot to tell ya’ when you came back. zooomz, Leila. Leila, zooomz.
Hello zooomz!
Cookies?
Who needs cookies when you got chocolate lava cake?
*edges ever closer to Leila*
*perks up*
Chocolate lava cake? Yes, please.
*wonders how many e-calories she’s consumed this morning*
Now girls, what did we learn about failfriends and food?
*cares not about calories, only cake* Hello Lava, I mean Leila, LGB…
We do not nom our Fail Friends?
*eyes teensy right-hand corner of lava cake*
*takes off heels in preparation*
That’s right LGB. You get a slice of Chocolate Cheesecake for answering correctly.
Poor, little Corporal Cuddles…. He’s trapped at work, and he says it’s even worse for him than it was before. Wish we could rescue him IRL.
Aaaaw! That sucks. It’s the same with Malicite. School and work have him buried and we hardly see him.
Where is Bearly and Gaynorvader?
Wasn’t Bearly in Med School? I hear that can be a little time consuming.
Hmmmm….orange and blue. That would be the Denver Broncos. And as we know from a previous Failblog post, Denver is home to a bunch of brianiacs.
I would think if I were to diss anyone’s intelligence I would be sure to spell correctly.
Hi everyone! I work at a University and they have all these security dealies. I haven’t been able to enter as the real zoomz, but will try!
sorry I was gone for awhile, but my hubby is deployed to Iraq and he just called….since that is rare, I admit it trumped FB!!
thanks for the cookies Leila!
And, speaking as a native Denverite (and Broncos fan), a bit of self-deprecation to boot.
Orange and Blue is also Florida Gators. The tag on the top of the cake looks like an older Publix Bakery tag to me, and they are a Florida based grocery store.
Orange and blue is also Auburn Tigers colours.
caption fail. that is a cookie not a cake.
I don’t see the problem here the more icing the better if you ask me.
If you can find me a cake decorator who can’t spell and has a stutter we’re golden.
Or has a shutter, even better…
Trying fpeeps suggestions for avatar
No, won’t work from home.
Oh well, bye 4 now
I’m sure it was delicious, and the people who ate it couldn’t read, anyway.
FAIL – its actually a cookie and not a cake!
I finally figured this out!!!
TOUCH DOWN +
MUNCH DOWN
= TOUNCH DOWN
Eyes down for a Full House!
it could have been for someone with the last name Tounch, and the cake was just doing a football pun.
It’s an ‘a’, tounch Dawn, tounch Dawn’s what? Tounch Dawn’s tounch
Walmrat Bakery strikes again!.
Maul Wart
HA!! That looks like an Auburn cake…figures. ROLL TIDE!!!
*Punt*
If I’m not mistaken, most of the students from both schools come from the same state, which is Alabama, so looks like the joke is on you.
Its amazing the crap drunk people do nowaday
This is a Title Fail as well. That’s clearly a cookie, not a cake.
Wait, this isn’t Cake Wrecks!
Can’t tounch this… Stop…cookie time.
I vote Gator cake as well. It does look like a Publix Bakery sticker… PLUS the colors on the other cake… dark red & yellow really represent FSU (obviously more common icing colors than garnet & gold). Publix is known for putting baked stuff out themed with local/regional sports.
Some peeple just can’t spiel.
This belongs on Cake Wrecks
i just relized it was spelled worg i didnt notice till now after a bout a week
I was the one that actually took this picture. It was at a Walmart in Florida at like 2 in the morning.
I didn’t come up with the title either. I had a different one when I submitted the picture but failblog changed it.
OHH!
I thought it said Touch Down, so I was like, what’s wrong with itt? I was thinking it was something perverted at first, hahaha xD
score!