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» 418 Failures in Communication

  1. The Moomin says:

    They appear to have made a robot hand out of cosmetics?

  2. Rule 14- never advertise the size of your opening.
    *sigh
    have they learnt anything?

  3. czuhc says:

    Hand Job? GRAND OPENING ??? :shock:

  4. Skratdaddy says:

    That is in San Francisco…maybe it is supposed to “fist job”. Grand Opening!

  5. Ironkodiak says:

    slogan – “The first manicure with a happy ending!”

  6. granny muntgummery says:

    what a grand opening!

  7. granny muntgummery says:

    well its a bit of a waste of money to jack yourself off straight after you had your nails done

  8. failingman says:

    So.. I want the most experienced manicure in here. And a room.

  9. failingman says:

    What about a feet job? Hand and foot should be made together.

  10. Will says:

    Papyrus Fail!

    • Oi.
      *rereads*
      oh.
      *wanders off whistling a happy tune*

    • tahrey says:

      Ah! I knew something was bugging me about that picture. I couldn’t see any other fail in it, apart from “job” not being in title case.

      I mean, it’s a decent enough joke, if entirely groan-worthy.

      Papyrus is an offence punishable with arson these days, isn’t it? (A little short of the wholescale demolition of the entire building that’s the sentence for using Comic Sans, but still pretty forthright)

  11. lolol says:

    +1 lol for crappy font choice.

  12. Emperor, Tetragrammatron Cleric, Captain Teague. says:

    *SIGH*
    Midterms oh how I loathe you!

  13. Leila ♀ © says:

    *goes in to have a relaxing mani/pedi*
    :grin: :cool: :shock:

    Never mind… :oops:

    *flees*

  14. slowo says:

    Win for me! – that is as long as it’s a nice lady ‘handling’ me :]

  15. karen says:

    TO Funny
    I love all of these- but this one is good
    karen

  16. remington870_20ga says:

    Thats a WIN in my books.

  17. Leila ♀ © says:

    Dude, what does mine say?

  18. Jo Mama says:

    Ew! I can’t believe they made a sign in Papyrus.

    • kecky says:

      thank you! that’s the real fail here. especially in conjunction with that generic fugly chancerymess over at the side. all they need is a comic-sans flier to reach critical mass and cause a font-induced head implosion.

  19. Joe Shmoe says:

    This place is in the Castro District of San Francisco. The pun was most definitely intended. Not fail.

  20. dissodatore says:

    maybe they just want more male customers???? men would line up just to see if it is a perk.

  21. Mike says:

    I don’t get it. Where’s the fail? Looks like a win to me.

  22. Just think – it could be worse. This could be our Fail-video of the day.
    Ahhhhhhhh

  23. morbid mistress says:

    do they have giftcards, or can i just drop him off there for some piece and quite over at mable peabodys chainsaw repair?

  24. Wedigar says:

    This is a winning spa IMO

  25. EGV says:

    You should see the gun shop.

  26. Carmen says:

    I think you’ve got it wrong! It’s a total “WIN!” :-D

  27. eddalton says:

    o you tourists. it’s deliberate. castro?

  28. Jeff says:

    WIN !!!!!! :-)

  29. Varkaad says:

    Can somebody give me a guide to understanding FAILs from America?

    It’s because this one’s not funny to me. I Don’t get it.

    *And yes, i’m portuguese.

  30. CrazyNewt says:

    Things like this make me giggle like butthead when he hears the word “crack”.

    And yes, I’ve just dated myself there. I’m okay with it.

  31. sivadselim says:

    This is WIN.

  32. dirty_squirty says:

    Yes, it’s a new spa in the Castro neighborhood in San Francisco.

    We’re famous!

  33. -Redsands- says:

    Rub and a tug and your nails done !

  34. charro the Floydist says:

    Holy shit! I was just there! I took a picture, I thought it was really cool. And I’ m sure no one but me has said this, but that’s in San Francisco. And it’s not a FAIL it’s a total WIN! Go SF!!!

  35. Gugi says:

    total WIN!

  36. MuffinW says:

    That’s in the Castro!

  37. Ben says:

    I wanna grab that the custard platypus by her love handles and go wild. Then I want to bust my load all over her unnaturally red hair.

  38. jeff says:

    looks photoshopped to me

  39. Is this place right next to Phucket Thai Restaurant and Pho King restaurant?

  40. Rene says:

    Not photoshopped. Not fail either. It’s intended to be like that. It’s on Castro St. in San Francisco. To be honest that’s really not that out of the ordinary here.

  41. tahrey says:

    *imagine a link posted here to a video complaining about the continual reposting of the video complaining about a restaurant’s jazz music*

  42. James says:

    Fail on so many levels, the name and the fact that the ‘hand’ only has 4 digits

  43. smoq says:

    where is IT???

  44. Flubber says:

    Those failblog guys have serious problems seperationg fail from win.

  45. Andrew Ong says:

    Hand manicure logo fail.

  46. Mike Mabus says:

    i love this website its full of fails and failhounds

  47. Mike Mabus says:

    i agree flubber some of the fails are wins

  48. Mike Mabus says:

    its annoying everyone leaves this fail chat room as soon as i enter it (deoxyribonucleicacidfai)l

  49. Jinting says:

    I actually got my nails done here! It’s in the Castro in San Francisco.

    Best. Manicure. Ever.

  50. SleepingForest says:

    How much is it per job?

  51. Jinting says:

    Jobs start at $20. If you want a job with lube (Gun Oil), it will cost you 35$

  52. goofball says:

    I think this is a WIN!
    This salon is in San Francisco in the Castro district.

  53. BOnnie says:

    I DON’T GET IT

  54. Adam says:

    This is on Castro street in San Francisco. The gay neighborhood. It’s meant to be a double entendre!! Not a fail at all, but a WIN!

  55. roflcahpta says:

    Ohhh I get it… cause the J in job isn’t capitalized!

  56. Guru says:

    The only fail I see in this picture is the horrible photoshopping of that sign.

  57. jj says:

    Heyyy, I just saw that place. It’s on Castro st. in SF

  58. Edd says:

    PR Stunt i bet that place does good business.

  59. Kikkoman says:

    I’m guessing we pay in cash, correct?

  60. Roy says:

    …or win!

  61. cdp1990 says:

    happy ending 5 dollah

  62. eazy says:

    i swear to god i saw this store!!
    its in castro,california

  63. butternutz says:

    Ahahahah I drove by it yesterday. It’s in the Castro :D

  64. John E. says:

    Note: the real fail here is that the font is Papyrus.

  65. Mina says:

    okay, this is actually not a fail. it is purposely called this because its in the castro and if you sf natives or anyone knows what im talking about, then this seems really lame.

  66. sanddog42 says:

    I live right across the street from this place. This is definitely a WIN.

  67. ebilcupcakes(real user) says:

    There isnt a fail! if you think the hands fail, those are manicure tools. AND SPA, its not that much fail!

  68. Kira says:

    I passed this today, no joke.

  69. Castro says:

    Hah. I live by this store. It’s in the castro in san francisco, california. :D

  70. ant1ph0n says:

    (as a graphic designer) i loathe the papyrus font.

    no amount of kerning or leading will fix that shit…

  71. Gaga says:

    Hate to ruin the fun, but this is intentional. It’s in the Castro District of San Francisco..

  72. ilovethemhoes says:

    lmao grand oepning –>grand cloesing

  73. ilovethemhoes says:

    lmao grand opening —–> grand cloesing

  74. Damn! Just arrived from SF and took this picture, hoping to submit it to Failblog. Looks like someone beat me to the punch!

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5476164&id=564681471&ref=fbx_album


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