Comments on: Church Sign Fail http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:00:51 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: S http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-733098 S Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:28:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-733098 wow almost took up every space. wow almost took up every space.

]]> By: Mindthief http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-691720 Mindthief Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:22:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-691720 Maybe that's why it was cancelled. Maybe that’s why it was cancelled.

]]> By: Elliot http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-682435 Elliot Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:55:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-682435 This was a joke. The sign was a joke. Churches put them up on their signs all the time. I've seen this one before on a church in my hometown. Whoever thought this was a fail was retarded. This was a joke. The sign was a joke. Churches put them up on their signs all the time. I’ve seen this one before on a church in my hometown. Whoever thought this was a fail was retarded.

]]> By: Raze http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-675367 Raze Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:39:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-675367 I saw that coming. I saw that coming.

]]> By: Raze http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-675362 Raze Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:37:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-675362 He said "to bluff!" He said “to bluff!”

]]> By: napawine http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-673975 napawine Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:43:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-673975 "I'm not a witch I'm your wife...and I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!!" “I’m not a witch I’m your wife…and I’m not sure I want to be that anymore!!”

]]> By: napawine http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-673969 napawine Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:42:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-673969 Psychic Riot would be a great band name!!! Psychic Riot would be a great band name!!!

]]> By: steve http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-672854 steve Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:34:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-672854 But we always get better But we always get better

]]> By: gciver http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-666268 gciver Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:39:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-666268 Didn't Adam (according to the story) help eat the apple too? Didn’t Adam (according to the story) help eat the apple too?

]]> By: Jeremy http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-666230 Jeremy Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:24:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-666230 That sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy. That sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

]]> By: julianne http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-660989 julianne Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:17:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-660989 this was a joke i go to this church and we do not have a prophecy class this was a joke i go to this church and we do not have a prophecy class

]]> By: jason http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-656054 jason Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:10:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-656054 I'm Lutheran (LCMS) and we believe prophecy is the gift of interpreting God's will. A gift that is still relevant and used today. Sometimes it does involve future events, however, most Lutherans tend to shy away from the charasmatic. although they will admit that God's Spirit will do what it pleases, it should just be tested against the rest of the Bible to make sure it is coming from God I’m Lutheran (LCMS) and we believe prophecy is the gift of interpreting God’s will. A gift that is still relevant and used today. Sometimes it does involve future events, however, most Lutherans tend to shy away from the charasmatic. although they will admit that God’s Spirit will do what it pleases, it should just be tested against the rest of the Bible to make sure it is coming from God

]]> By: amanda http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-654947 amanda Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:06:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-654947 woahhh i totally just saw that sign in clark new jersey yesterday. i thought i misread it at first, hhahaha woahhh i totally just saw that sign in clark new jersey yesterday. i thought i misread it at first, hhahaha

]]> By: AC http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-653715 AC Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:57:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-653715 please please submit to signspotting.com please please submit to signspotting.com

]]> By: Liz http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-653442 Liz Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-653442 I agree with Andy. And prophecy does not mean 'psychic'. A prophesy might be about one particular event, it doesn't mean you know everything that's going to happen in the future. I agree with Andy.

And prophecy does not mean ‘psychic’. A prophesy might be about one particular event, it doesn’t mean you know everything that’s going to happen in the future.

]]> By: G-Man http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-652687 G-Man Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:25:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-652687 Rise and shine. Rise and shine.

]]> By: Ben http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-652181 Ben Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:19:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-652181 This isn't real, it was created on a website This isn’t real, it was created on a website

]]> By: Andy http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-650389 Andy Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:18:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-650389 This is not a fail at all, it's supposed to be witty. They aren't teaching how to prophecy you idiots. There teaching about past prophecies that have been fulfilled in Jesus. This is not a fail at all, it’s supposed to be witty.
They aren’t teaching how to prophecy you idiots. There teaching about past prophecies that have been fulfilled in Jesus.

]]> By: watercoloredcat http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-650207 watercoloredcat Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:47:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-650207 handycaps sez "com to teh dark side". "u fail" sez i. handycaps sez “com to teh dark side”. “u fail” sez i.

]]> By: Michelle http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-650092 Michelle Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:27:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-650092 HAHA THIS IS THE CHURCH UP MY BLOCK HAHA THIS IS THE CHURCH UP MY BLOCK

]]> By: Deb http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-649997 Deb Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:01:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-649997 :ala Little Kuriboh's Joey Wheeler: IRONY!! :ala Little Kuriboh’s Joey Wheeler: IRONY!!

]]> By: dnxfdybnsr http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-649922 dnxfdybnsr Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:22:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-649922 you ate the apple you ate the apple

]]> By: 90 Recruits in 90 Days http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-649204 90 Recruits in 90 Days Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:03:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-649204 That was pretty funny!! That was pretty funny!!

]]> By: Bob http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648842 Bob Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:34:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648842 Prepare for unforeseen consequences... Prepare for unforeseen consequences…

]]> By: Penetration http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648807 Penetration Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:03:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648807 How dare you! I needed those termites to tear down the forests! How else am I supposed to catch those elusive Giant spiders? *Notices bite marks all over his arm* Oh what the f- How dare you!
I needed those termites to tear down the forests! How else am I supposed to catch those elusive Giant spiders?
*Notices bite marks all over his arm*
Oh what the f-

]]> By: Yeh Man http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648723 Yeh Man Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:03:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648723 Elephant tooth monday! Elephant tooth monday!

]]> By: 1984 http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648709 1984 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:36:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648709 It will be fun to hear about all the excuses for the 2012 end of days prophecies failing. What will be the new date? It will be fun to hear about all the excuses for the 2012 end of days prophecies failing. What will be the new date?

]]> By: Me http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648574 Me Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:47:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648574 Amanda I think you've got it quite head on on your comment. I'm a Christian and I don't believe foreseeing is evil. I believe that many people who try tapping into a prophecy of some sort through witchery is evil. Any other way than God is evil. If the word is spoken from God himself, it is not evil. It's the truth. The gift of prophecy is still being given, also. To the prophecy class, I feel that it is good to learn what it is about. I really don't believe anyone can teach you how to prophecy solely because God speaks to us in different ways. There is no one way. So maybe the class teaches the biblical prophecies and the stories given in the book. And the sign? I don't know what that's about. Maybe it was just a fancy way of saying, "Sorry, we had to cancel. Stay tuned for rescheduling." Haha. Amanda I think you’ve got it quite head on on your comment. I’m a Christian and I don’t believe foreseeing is evil. I believe that many people who try tapping into a prophecy of some sort through witchery is evil. Any other way than God is evil. If the word is spoken from God himself, it is not evil. It’s the truth. The gift of prophecy is still being given, also.
To the prophecy class, I feel that it is good to learn what it is about. I really don’t believe anyone can teach you how to prophecy solely because God speaks to us in different ways. There is no one way. So maybe the class teaches the biblical prophecies and the stories given in the book. And the sign? I don’t know what that’s about. Maybe it was just a fancy way of saying, “Sorry, we had to cancel. Stay tuned for rescheduling.” Haha.

]]> By: Adam http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648389 Adam Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:44:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648389 You would be correct in your reasoning. This class would most likely have been about Old Testament prophecies and how they were fulfilled in Christ. The church looks like it's LCMS (Lutheran Church Missouri Synod) which is much more "conservative" in teachings compared to other Lutheran Church's throughout the world. Most LCMS churches actually bind their pastors to teaching straight from the bible and the Lutheran confessions. More churches should do the same... You would be correct in your reasoning. This class would most likely have been about Old Testament prophecies and how they were fulfilled in Christ. The church looks like it’s LCMS (Lutheran Church Missouri Synod) which is much more “conservative” in teachings compared to other Lutheran Church’s throughout the world. Most LCMS churches actually bind their pastors to teaching straight from the bible and the Lutheran confessions. More churches should do the same…

]]> By: mejrm http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648208 mejrm Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:38:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648208 theres actually only twelve comments...this one added twenty five theres actually only twelve comments…this one added twenty five

]]> By: mejrm http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648199 mejrm Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:37:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648199 ironic no? ironic no?

]]> By: Chad http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-648187 Chad Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:35:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-648187 Why would they choose that wording? Haha Why would they choose that wording? Haha

]]> By: Paul http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647857 Paul Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:29:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647857 Your comment be make not no sense more. Your comment be make not no sense more.

]]> By: Mike Mabus http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647843 Mike Mabus Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:17:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647843 That the 10th to most fail sign i've seen today That the 10th to most fail sign i’ve seen today

]]> By: Paul http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647714 Paul Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:22:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647714 I don't think anybody understood your post. But I DO!! I don’t think anybody understood your post. But I DO!!

]]> By: Paul http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647704 Paul Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:19:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647704 Yes, we Lutherans DO interpret the Bible literally. And YES, if the book of Revelation is apocalyptic, then WE Lutherans DO believe in some sort of apocalypse. Thanks for speaking for me, though, Josh. I appreciate your cowardliness and inability to be a real Christian. On the other hand, yes, this sign was meant to be a joke. Lutherans are too smart to not intentionally do something like that. Yes, we Lutherans DO interpret the Bible literally. And YES, if the book of Revelation is apocalyptic, then WE Lutherans DO believe in some sort of apocalypse. Thanks for speaking for me, though, Josh. I appreciate your cowardliness and inability to be a real Christian.

On the other hand, yes, this sign was meant to be a joke. Lutherans are too smart to not intentionally do something like that.

]]> By: Paul http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647699 Paul Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:15:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647699 I'm Missouri Synod too. So, uh, when people say they're beer-guzzling is that supposed to make non-religious people feel more comfortable around you? More acceptable? What if I say, "let me assure you, we're cynical, crack-smoking, rated x movie watching folk who find End Time hysteria absolutely freekin' hilarious!!" Plus, the fact that many Christian people point out the fact they like beer is getting really old. I like beer. I liked beer when I wasn't a Christian. I still like beer. I can drink a TRUCK load of beer. I like vodka too. People who point out the fact they are beer-guzzling probably actually get absolutely PLASTERED after about three beers. So, be a man. Man I love the internet. I’m Missouri Synod too. So, uh, when people say they’re beer-guzzling is that supposed to make non-religious people feel more comfortable around you? More acceptable? What if I say, “let me assure you, we’re cynical, crack-smoking, rated x movie watching folk who find End Time hysteria absolutely freekin’ hilarious!!” Plus, the fact that many Christian people point out the fact they like beer is getting really old. I like beer. I liked beer when I wasn’t a Christian. I still like beer. I can drink a TRUCK load of beer. I like vodka too. People who point out the fact they are beer-guzzling probably actually get absolutely PLASTERED after about three beers. So, be a man. Man I love the internet.

]]> By: Teebee http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647621 Teebee Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:47:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647621 Note the little sign for disabled access just near the circumstances... Does that mean it says that the class is cancelled due to invalid circumstances? :P Note the little sign for disabled access just near the circumstances…

Does that mean it says that the class is cancelled due to invalid circumstances? :P

]]> By: Alexius08 http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647532 Alexius08 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:42:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647532 Apocalyptic Fail! Apocalyptic Fail!

]]> By: chrexp http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647422 chrexp Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:22:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647422 Hey! I just had a "jamais vu"! Hey! I just had a “jamais vu”!

]]> By: bruce http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647411 bruce Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:09:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647411 Oh hey! Does this work? Oh hey!

Does this work?

]]> By: free virtual worlds http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647396 free virtual worlds Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:52:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647396 didn't see that coming didn’t see that coming

]]> By: slatfatf http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647328 slatfatf Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:10:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647328 as Joseph said to Mary, "business is really bad, somehow we need to make a little prophet." I wish i could find this paper to scan in and send to FB. it was in the horoscope section and one of the enties went like this. "you are being held back by your uncertainties, there is no point worrying about 'ifs' and 'maybes'. there is no way of telling how things are going to work out, no way of telling the future , so go for your dreams." no way of telling the future??? is this an astrologer telling us the truth about horoscopes at last? as Joseph said to Mary, “business is really bad, somehow we need to make a little prophet.”

I wish i could find this paper to scan in and send to FB. it was in the horoscope section and one of the enties went like this.

“you are being held back by your uncertainties, there is no point worrying about ‘ifs’ and ‘maybes’. there is no way of telling how things are going to work out, no way of telling the future , so go for your dreams.”

no way of telling the future??? is this an astrologer telling us the truth about horoscopes at last?

]]> By: John V. Keogh http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647306 John V. Keogh Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:39:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647306 I went to a church in America once - the vicar talked about collecting money - what bad taste! More about profits than prophets. I went to a church in America once – the vicar talked about collecting money – what bad taste! More about profits than prophets.

]]> By: psychologist1 http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647286 psychologist1 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:13:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647286 yeap... prophecy class? interesting. each of us can become a prophet after visiting such a class. lol! yeap… prophecy class? interesting. each of us can become a prophet after visiting such a class. lol!

]]> By: phoenix mattress http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647219 phoenix mattress Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:15:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647219 prophecy indeed. prophecy indeed.

]]> By: rashok http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647214 rashok Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:09:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647214 Am I an idiot? Cause I don't get it... Am I an idiot? Cause I don’t get it…

]]> By: JMixx http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647161 JMixx Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:07:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647161 Amanda: "A Lutheran church giving a class on prophecy most likely is presenting a study on prophecies in the Bible already given, whose events have already come to pass..." RBMJR: "This is NOT a fail, folks." Pacifida:"Prophecy isn’t necessarily predicting the future. Actually, a lot of times it’s not." Just sayin'. Amanda: “A Lutheran church giving a class on prophecy most likely is presenting a study on prophecies in the Bible already given, whose events have already come to pass…”

RBMJR: “This is NOT a fail, folks.”

Pacifida:”Prophecy isn’t necessarily predicting the future. Actually, a lot of times it’s not.”

Just sayin’.

]]> By: JMixx http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647157 JMixx Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:55:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647157 ROFL! ROFL!

]]> By: Josh http://failblog.org/2009/10/20/church-sign-fail-2/#comment-647120 Josh Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:02:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26118#comment-647120 This is NOT a fail. This sign was very obviously meant as a joke. Lutherans usually do not interpret the Bible literally, and do not believe in all that apocalyptic prophecy garbage. This is NOT a fail. This sign was very obviously meant as a joke. Lutherans usually do not interpret the Bible literally, and do not believe in all that apocalyptic prophecy garbage.

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