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I don’t like hers much.
I do.
Truth
good rule
How did you find failblog then?
Clicked the wrong link and FAILed, obviously.
i only click links with Dilbert in them
what the **** am i doing here?
I don’t know but please remove yourself from this place.
WANT!
yeah i totally like it and want it
I hate shopping for mine. It’s already got everything!
C’mon, there’s always something more you can spend on yours, it’s attitudes like that that are hindering the economic recovery!
Exactly! If nothing else, you should at least get yours some sparklies.
Oooh! And maybe some glitter pens!
Always could use more glitter pens Ms B.
Get yours something to make it smell nice. Like mango passion, or strawberry cake.
can I interest you in some penicillin?
Ah yes, the perfect gift for the man who has everything!
I thought that was a Slap Chop™…
*makes mental note*
A Slap Chop™?!?!
Ooohhhh…
*faints*
*fans hers over Brewski*
Wake up! Wake up!
*wakes up*
Wow! I should faint more often!
Remember that time when I fainted?
*Picks up Brewski and heads for the hills*
oops!
*Puts Brewski back down*
He’s all yours Fluffy.
do you know penny then?
when you see her tell her 101 says hi!
I do
Probably because yours is so loose you could smuggle a turkey in it.
its called a wizards robe when its like that
I am sure her’s is flappingly wide open and very used.
i do shes totaly, sexy
lol prove it!
the only fail here is failing to notice the fail because shes so damn hot. Actually ive senn them hotter but shes good too.
thats looks like a win^^
Ho test thing Ive seen on the inter-webs today
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I LIKE HER ALOT !
It should suggest more baconlube.
Or a shoehorn.
The kind with teeth?
I thought that was a type of sheep, what help would that be………
Oh
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs.
*squeeze*
thats a belief! *punches stubbed toe in the face*
actually that gos both ways *punches myself in the face*
I’m disappointed it doesn’t also say “I get mine in the can.”
…and orange?
That is too much spray tan at it’s worst.
Orange spray tan makes for good pylons.
*stands next to pole*
Do the boys just call you Camoflage?
I think the fail is one of the silver balls from Phantasm is about to suck her brains out through her ear.
Lets get out of ‘ear! Slim pickings in there!
It’s part of a plan to starve zombies to death?
you mean no more BWAAAIIIIINNNNNZZZZZZ!!!!????
Maybe its just the latest diet fad
Airheads, for the anorexic zombie about town?
or “Bukkit Earz”, for the builemic zombie, twice the taste, none of the calories
You mean “BRIIIIAAAAANZZZZZ?”
Spelling FAIL…
I hate shopping for mine too.
and they don’t always let you take it back the next day
Not if you wore it out in the street.
And where did these stains come from???
the back seat.
There’s a hole in it!
“It’s hot when I
Wea.. ..une”
Fill in the blanks
I think its Wea…ine, like wear twine.
wean quinine?
weak brine?
Weave Pine
Weather thine
Weasel equine?
LeAnne Rimes?
Weather balloon carrying a 6 year old boy singing a happy tune.
a balloon boy named falcon… now, there is a fail!
a balloon boy named falcon that never was.
garage falcon
weather the porcupine.
wear mine?
Weeks sublime?
Wear urine?
STIFF
Sorry to hear that ma’am.
Try rubbing it. All the stiffness will just spurt out of you.
after 4 hours, contact your doctor.
Or a prostitute
Or take the problem into your own hands.
I’d shoot for the moon.
Shouldn’t be pointing there..we know she’s looser than Madonna…all teens are nowadays.
mmmkay
all teens? you obviously do not know any.
Now you wait just a minute, I have dirty sex with teens all the time, and I…haha yuck I can’t finish writing this.
Deam, I would like to play that game with her… ^^
she’s under the age of consent so why don’t you just run along?
This varies by country and possibly Antons’s age.
How do you know that she is under age? O_O
or as now known… “I’d Tap That”
horizontal stripes fail
Short hair fail too.
Good morning all!
g’ morning!
Top o’ the morning to ya!
Ms B when did you change you avatar to blue? I went and looked but could not find when.
We’re sisters. Didn’t you know?
I have to confess…way back when I first started on the blog, I would sometimes mix you two up. You’re two of a kind!
That is exactly why I switched to blue! We were talking about that last week, you weren’t the only one who would mix us up.
*Bluesqueeze from Brewski*
smelly
???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
or so I’ve been told
she’s got soap under her fingernails… so, nope.
*sniffs pits*
Sorry!
get away from my pits! they are my own private kingdom!
*sniff* aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
*inserts “own” between “sniffs” and “pits” above*
My apologies, madam!
*snorkroflgiggle*
There are many things one might call Granny, but “madam” isn’t one of them!
Or does that mean Mad, Abnormal, Demented, Aberrant Man?
@GCF: j/k
*squeeze*
LOL! That’s so sweet!
*squeeze!*
Well, apparently I’ve put my foot in it again. I assumed that a “granny” would be properly addressed “Madam.”
Well, durnit. Nuts!
A common mistake. No worries, we’re just giving you a hard time.
A hard time? Oh, thank you! I haven’t had one of those in a while!
*blushes*
Really? What’s yours like?
(sorry couldn’t help it.)
An “innie.”
>pre/pre<
Crap! Let me try that again.
I think that actually should read “madman.”
*snork*
*still waiting for punchline*
Apologies again, granny!
*self-flagellates*
Nuts!
Dude looks like a lady.
Oh, he’s a madam for sure. Proper little diva. :p
*snap*
*snap*
Mine’s Trite?
Here…try this ointment.
baconlube?
I said ointment…not OINKment.
Mine is a shaft.
This game probably isn’t for miners.
Unless you have a Davy lamp.
Just be careful where you step, it could go off.
*sniffs*
Mine is already off.
Cheer up Jam, mine often gets a right slagging from the pit boss.
I bet you both have a blast.
Fire in the hole!
*This is undermining my puritanical !mage*
no mather, it’s just cotton in yon mouth.
I consider it a good-win mine is not a glover.
“Puritanical image”??! Ha!
That’s one thing I’ve never been charged with.
where’s the head?
It’s been snatched.
Oh, hello, Leila. Nice … erm … pomegranate?
Hello LBG. My pomegranate looks a little like minced meat doesn’t it.
Well, yes, from a distance. But zoomed-in it’s quite lovely and colorful!
Looks, ummmm, “tight” to me
Been hanging aroud the meat market a little too much I see WN.
*goes off to change avatar pic*
I’d like to see hers.
Spread open.
I bet it is…i bet it is
nudge nudge wink wink say no more
fudge fudge sink sink lay so hole
wow Leila, bad Monday? I’m proud of you
you are rubbing off on me granny.
I got my ‘funk-be-gone’ spray in my purse.
and my funk don’t come cheap
We should make the above words lyrics as part of a new song. It would be a hit based on my estimation.
can I be one of the dancing girls?
Only if you can flap yours around.
*Plays that funky music*
*looks for the white boy*
**hides**
You rang?
*shakes it around while wearing clear heels*
“If it smells like funk, it must be us!”
if there’s junk in your trunk, call granny.
No clapping here!
she’s got the clap?
Clap on! Clap off!
not even for the wolfman?
Mine has teeth.
Mine has teeth marks
*squeeze!*
I apologized.
that’s the last time I offer to drill a cavity
even when I am aching for it?
Anyone seen the Tooth Fanny? I left several teeth under my pillow, but never got my present.
thankfully not
ok but please go and see an orthodontist first
Leila
*careful squeeze avoiding dental expansion*
How did it go?
Fabulous!!!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Awesome- I am glad that it was good!
No more worrying now huh?
hehe. For now no worrying. But you know how life has a way of presenting you with all sorts of twist and turns…
How was your anniversary celebration? Did your hubby like the print? What did you get?
He loved the print….then proceeded to make me feel guilty, by giving me a £100 voucher for shoes, and 3 books, then take me out to dinner!
Why would that make you feel guilty?
..I spent hardly anything on him!
Well, as they say, it’s the cost that counts.
Wait a minute, that’s not right…
It’s the cost that mounts?
It’s the mount that counts.
I thought it was the Count that mounts.
In Ah ha ha ha
Out Ah ha ha ha
In Ah ha ha ha
Out …..
.
.
.
I am sorry.
Don’t apologize for that, k@! I loved it!!!
*snorkitty!*
Now that is a disturbing mental image!
Can you 1magine Animal being an…er…animal?
*squeezes everybody*
*SQUEEEEEEEZES back*
Aw…gifting is not about the amount of money one spends. As cheezy as it may sound, it is about the thoughtfullness behind it.
Heh heh.
You said behind.
Heh heh.
LMAO!!!
Heh heh.
You said A.
Heh heh.
Someone go catch Leila’s arse!
Is it fleeing?
Again?
*turns to look at behind*
*spins around*
*and around*
*and around*
*faints*
I THINK I FOUND IT!!!
*looks closely*
Mine is fanning Leila!
That movie was disturbing.
Yeah, I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve seen it. My sister was watching it with a friend and I ended up sitting down with them.
*nomnomnom*
hehehe… GF kept telling me about that movie – we finally rented it a coupla months ago.
Hysterical!
Speaking of which, you all seen Paranormal Activity yet?
*hides under the bed*
*doesn’t like scary movies*
*remembers Paranormal Activity camera in bedroom*
Ms B? It ain’t gonna work.
My daughter saw it over the weekend. I don’t like scary movies.
*hides under the bed with Ms B*
Hyde’s under bed!
I am more worried about the person who came up with the movie concept. Wish I was a fly on the wall during the brainstorming/presentation.
Dare I ask what movie you’re talking about?
If you can stomach it … go ahead and ask.
Actually, I don’t even know the name of it. I just recalled Ms B talking about it a while back.
*squeeeeeeezeGracie*
His had teeth?
Who knows what they did to it when the re-attached it.
*squeezes Leila and Brewski*
*big SQUEEZES for Leila and Gracie*
*throws in smooches for good measure*
Talk about losing your head.
*takes squeeze and smooches and gives some back in change*
I’m supposed to see that movie. But get so tired at night. Now I have a preteen running about.
Preteen = full time job i.e., sleepless nights.
OK, OK, I gotta know! What movie is everybody talking about? Attack of the killer tomatoes? Amazon women from the moon?
Teeth.
The Moomin is correct. It’s called Teeth. And don’t waste your time with it.
To esplain:
A girl has teeth in her mumblemuble which then proceed to bite off boys’ mumblemumbles when she gets upset. She even goes to a pervy doctor who gets his hand bitten off.
Sounds funny. You’re sure it’s not a comedy?
It was definitely more funny than dramatical. But mostly just a waste of time.
Even I didn’t bother making the effort to go see it and my filmwatching escapades were best described by a former colleague ‘for someone who knows so much about films you watch a lot of sh!t’.
Meh. I won’t rent it, then. Thanks for the info.
*squeeze*
Go see Zombieland, Woody Harrelson is a god.
*squeeze*
Like I said earlier, I’m embarrassed to admit I’ve seen it.
I’ll have to remember that one.
*squeeze*
Unfortunately, I don’t feel like I can appropriately complain without seeing such crap. So I will, for free.
Oh. My. That looks like a shoo-in for an Oscar.
Paging Ms B!
Paging Ms B!
Please pick up the white phone.
I'm sorry. The party you are trying to reach is outside the calling area. Please hang up and try again.*calls back again*
*is put on hold*
*hold music comes on*
♪ At the copa copacabana
The hottest spot north of havana (here)
At the copa copacabana♪
*hangs up and tries again*
♪Her name was lola, she was a showgirl ♪
GAH!!!
*Dials “M”*
♪ L-o-l-a Lola… ♪
See, now I have the Weird Al version going through my head…
♪ Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda… ♪
*headdesk*
Make it stop! Make it stop!
*headdesk headdesk*
*puts pillow between Brewski’s head and desk so he won’t hurt himself*
It’s hard to hurt yourself around here! *squeeze*
But if I’m a masochist, wouldn’t giving me that pillow make you a sadist?
*installs new and improved Stunt Desk™ for Brewski*
…Now with twice (2x!) the rubber padding!
LGB, isn’t that the one listed on the recall???
*decides to take a test-drive*
*headdesk-BOING*
AAAIIIIIIIIeeeee!!!
*snorkroffle*
Is anybody going to help that poor man??
Lets finish watching first…
No kidding! The suspense is killing me!
Um…not anymore. Never mind. Thank you.
*fidgets*
Mine is dangerous
britney?
Mine likes tight ones like yours
he he^^ good to know, tight is nice XD
basznam.
Mine is hot!!!
mine is bored
Bored like a hole bored?
Mine has a remote detonator
So that you can blow mumbledeemumbledees to smithereens?
Mine has a supercharged 427 and black lights underneath.
Mine wears pants.
[Leila] LIES!!!!![/Leila]
Well said sista!!!
:p
*squeeeeeeze*
Oooooo! Purpley! Nicey for Halloween, but what DO they light, exactly?
They’re especially cool in dark tunnels
mine is dragging on the floor behind me and I think its deaded cause the tongue is hanging out
Um…that doesn’t sound so good. Should I call a doctor for you?
no, just tuck it into his shoe.
I am not touching … that!
Psst … Leila … Use the tongs.
It might be “gagging for it” or maybe just gagging.
Can I have a pair of industrial rubber gloves in addition to the tongs?
I’d lend you a hazmat suit, but mine is … umm … at the cleaners.
Hahahaha, such !mages you put in our heads. Now… enough about your badger.
What does it smell like?
roses that have been passed through the digestive system of a cat
*squeeze all*
byeeee!!!!
*dragging/ scraping noises*
It makes a change from coffee, I expect.
I hate shopping for mine but I love buying accessories.
reminds me… whatever happened to that lovely croatian lass who sells those accessories?
Business went belly up. Economy sucks … or so they tell me.
I heard business was going down, but I didn’t know it was belly-up. When times are hard, you have to find a way to get customers to come again.
…as long as it keeps on sucking.
Yes, the sucking is what requires one to rise to the occasion. Beat off the competition!
*buys Leila’s a G-string*
failblog.org/2009/10/08/fashion-fail-2/
Erm…you shouldn’t have.
I mean, it’s exactly what I was looking for.
*puts on G-string*
*throws peaness over shoulders*
*squeezesBrewski*
*walks away strutting*
Mine is big, and flabby, and complains too much, wait…. thats my mom’(s)
Ew!
That’s kinda disturbing ya know?
i bet is….. but it wont b after i come over…..
Mine is like sleeve of wizard.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Ah! I should have known better.
The duct-tape can be removed from the platypus by means of BaconLube and…
Oops. I’ve told too much already.
…and the ear bone’s connected to the knee bone?
You been reading the Kama Sutra?
I read it just for the articles.
And you’ve definitely got a nice pair of articles there, Leila!
Ooooooooooooooooooh.
That’s one of the few times I’ve seen David Letterman at a loss for words.
I like to make sexy time!
As long as it’s not like eye of newt or wing of bat. Stay within your species, I always say.
Is that why Michael Jackson had trouble finding a soulmate?
I’m not sure he knew what species he was. by the time he finished altering his appearance, I think he forgot. Like women who color their hair for many years.
This doesn’t strike me as much of a fail, simply because the word is *meant* to be risque to make you buy the game. If it was unintentional, I’d rate it a fail, but not as it is.
Er, wordING, that is.
Thank you Einstein.
Purr let her be tight, means me first :>
Why? Are you the smallest?
Sorry! Couldn’t resist making a little joke.
I just bought that game Saturday! Holy crap!
Buyer’s remorse?
♫Don’t cry for me Argentina….♫
*doesn’t know how to make musical notes appear, but sings, horribly off-key*
Don’t buy the four-dollar wieners!
“alt 14″ hold alt then hit 1 and 4 on number pad. I think.
From the Press Release: What’s Yours Like?™ is the new party game from Patch Products where players share side-splitting laughs while coming …
…out?
This pic made me share side-splitting laughs while coming.
I doubt hers is tight.
Why? Are you a pop science psychologist?
I would bang the girl in the pic till kingdom comes!
She wouldn’t bang you.
She might… (with a blunt instrument…)
Her name is Kingdom? That’s an odd name for a twentyish girl.
Shouldn’t this be a win?
*makes note in log book*
No, it should be a Photoshopped WIN! that we’ve seen before somewhere else and has a lame DOT ORG! guy and requires detailed explanation as to why it’s not a FAIL.
BF win
cute gal……
Ah, yes…i saw that in a K-mart’s with my boyfriend…we couldn’t stop laughing
prove it babe….
How in the hell is this a fail? Isn’t this what every guy wants?
agree
Not after im done with her
I… uh… hate to say it… but this isn’t a fail.
That’s the way the game is supposed to be played. It’s all about innuendo. The designer purposely put those phrases on the box cover to increase sales.
The comments “Mine is tight”, “It’s hot when I wear mine”, “I hate shopping for mine” are referring to a bathing suit.
who cares if it’s wrong. the girl’s cute.
No kidding, she’s cute. The phrase on the box could easily be said by her. grrrr, baby….
Everyone below this line is made of cheese grated moose patties
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I don’t see how this is a fail. It screams win.
EPIC win for whoever’s hitting that.
yeah…lucky guy….
i saw this game at a store this weekend! i thought the same thing…that first one is awfully suggestive.
That game is so much fun.
I’d hit that.
I’m not gonna lie… she’s teh hawtness.
hxxp://www.amazon.com/Whats-Yours-Like-Game-Tells/dp/B000NADFOU
It’s not tight, it’s FULL
huh idk if this is a fail actually resembles win
I just love how the person holding that happens to be a girl
Stupid faked eyebrows and phallic nose
Not having a monobrow is “faked?”
I definitely thought this a while back when that game was on the table at Pizza Hut. I know, I know- pics or it didn’t happen. But it was so cool to see it on here.
You’re hot. What’s your number?
Want a necklace to match the earrings?
I think she meant to point at the bottom option….
get back in the kitchen
Win
WHO CARES THE FAIL!, THE GIRL IS HOT HOT HOT
I SECOND THIS NOTION!
That looks like a win to me.
That is the point of the game. Therefore no fail.
Subtlety fail, hawtness win.
doesn’t hurt to have a cute girl in the pic
Why is this a fail? The whole point of the game is to make it sound like you’re talking about something perverted when it’s not. I have that game, it’s funny at first but then it just gets annoying.
There’s no way that hers is tight.
hahahahah! label fail.. everybody loves tight..
shes cute n lovely.. email ? number ?
it’s unreasonable to assume the worst with this fail…
She looks like my ex Oo
She looks kinda like my ex, who was a complete nympho. = )
This isn’t a fail…it’s the point of the game…
Mine makes me feel warm inside.
girl is cute
Hehe… it’s all tight once you get past the used part.
I know her. She is far from tight
Yeah. Sure you do.
‘Asta because your unit ees very very small.
No… I’m going with this as a WIN. Personally, I’m glad to know hers is tight.
FAPFAPFAPFAP
Why is this fail??????????
1′d
It is suggestive win since that was the point. Fail yourself for not understanding how current advertising works, or pick a better fail, like Subtlety Fail.
Isn’t this more of a win?
for some reason I don’t think that’s true.
it’s probably like sticking a pen throug train tunnel
I saw this at Pizza Hut and I said FAIL when i saw that
I demand proof of said tightness.
Intriguing game lol
ah… genius
I’d plough her no probs
I think that’s a WIN :p
I banged her once. She isn’t tight.
This is a win in my book.
This girl needs to get plowed
That is subtle.
That girl looks so nice.
Can I see?
How does one “see” that?
I’d tap that
i’m sorry, but that’s a win
It’s not a win because the package is a fail. The girl is a bonus. And the girl is a win.
how is this not a win
Hawtness win!
WIN!!!!!
i’d hit that. with a rake.
i bet it is
Not really a fail when it’s a game that is suppose to sound suggestive like that. I say you fail for not having played the game and thinking it’s just so damn funny you found it like nobody else has ever seen that before.
i’d tap that. shes hot
its tight, i know from experience.
she is hottt!!
I’m not sure how I’m supposed to express the esteem which I hold towards the aesthetic qualities of the girl in the picture in the FAILblog vernacular. Am I right in thinking it’s ‘I’d tap that’?
I wouldn’t necessarily tap that. She might turn out to be a massive racist or something. But I’d certainly cross a bar to ask ‘that’ ‘it’s’ number and try to arrange to go out and see a movie with ‘that’ some time. Very pretty eyes.
i bet it is
Absolute W-I-N.
Jee, I sure hope not.
tighter is better to get more feel out of it lol
i has this game lolz
I doubt it is
No one notice that it says “Mine is Tight” as in her southern area…
Hilarious that she’s pointing at “mine is tight” and smiling.
Damn she’s HOT!
SHE’S HOT!! HOT!! HOT!!!! I love her!!!
I’LL be the judge of that…
I think mine is going to fit perfectly into yours…
sorry johnny we are not gay here lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
oh the girl is hot!
I played that game!
ha! I have that game.
damn…who’s the girl? i’d like some of her’s
she’s hot
MINE is hard
thats a cute gurl win lol
Mine is hard
I don’t believe her, I’d like to check myself
this IS a true fail, no doubt.
how is this a fail? this a by far a win