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Ha!
Not a fail. Just a lot of people named Brian. Of course.
Hey Brian.
*ten of them turn there heads*
kicks the “there” out of there and inserts their “their.”
(Thanks)
*confusion has struck among the crowd*
Or Brian did many wives…
Hey, there’s no shame in being a Family Guy fan!
None found here!
Nonseq! Where have you been?
certainly not denver
Man, I missed cicili?!? Damn weekends.
She didn’t stick around to reply.
second!
I’m sure it is.
Shame they couldn’t get any of them to work as subeditors at the local paper.
ha you fail. you were third.
more like WIN!
I don’t get it
proop
Wait, for a second I thought Denver was a state…
That tells me how dumb I am.
The words “a city” in the headline do give a subtle hint to what Denver actually is.
you mean it’s not about a rocky mountain high?
or a village?
mine is minus an idoit.
That’s Boulder.
(You may not get that if you don’t live here)
They spelled braniacs wrong.
So they are very regular, then?
Maybe they just make typos regularly.
*squeeze*
‘Tis a possibility.
Fans of Monty Python’s “Life of Brian”?
I’m trying to convince Rooster that he needs that movie. He has others, just not that one.
I prefer the Holy Grail, myself.
hmm, i like the meaning of life better, its got more…. randomness to it
We watched that the other day. Some of the best lines ever are in that one!
Holy Grail, that is.
Its Camelot,
Camelot,
Camelot,
Oh, but its just a model
oh be quiet.
Somewhere on YouTube is a video of the song for that scene paired with shots from the original Star Trek. Absolutely hysterical!
I’m inviciiiblleeee!!!!
You’re a loony.
htt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0&feature=related
Nope, try this one: ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc&feature=related
Much sillier.
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
“HELP! HELP! I’m being Repressed! everyone come watch!”
“Excuse me there Old Crone!”
“i’m a man”
“what oh sorry”
“i’m 34″
“WHAT?!”
“I’m not old i’m 34″
“oh well sorry but you did…”
“My names Dennis”
♫Always look on the bright side of life.♪
@ Avis (no reply button on your comment for some reason) Thanks for that ROFL
*facepalm*
OK, read first, then post.
Someone who knows a lot about cereal?
So did you.
You spelled it wrong too Techie.
uhm, hey brainiac, so did you
so did you! fail
yes but so did you…
So did you.
Fail. “Braniacs” is supposed to be spelled “brainiacs”.
yeah i didnt get it immediately either..it has to do with the way our brians (pun) read words
SECOND!
SECOND! Idiot denverinianinininininians.
All I can say is….FAIL!
Ummm….how is this a fail?
Maybe there’s a bunch of people from Denver who are just in love with people called “Brian?”
Naahhh….they’re all idiots. Just ask anyone from Colorado Springs.
Hey at least they are friendly towards diversity- they have clubs for metro boys and girls!
Kenan «3 Brian
Well, maybe they’re all smart people named Brian?
yes. of the 55 largest urban areas, denver has the 5th largest number of brians… on the flip side, I see Harrisburg has the 5th fewest number.
Denver — a city resistant to zombie attacks?
Oh! the Horror!!
Not one intelligent thread in sight for MILES!!!
I thought we took care of the zombietrolls. I guess we need to do better.
*calls the other janitors from the Janitors’ Union to come and clear the town of them*
who is miles? thought this was about all the brians.
there was an individualist
there was one individualist
haha.. where’s Brian? He’s over there.. Where’s your brain… uhhh.
What does being crazy about Brian (whoever the hell that is) have to do with being smart?
obviously you must live in denver
The poice called. They want their I back.
Oh, wait…
that’s funny cuz the polie are here looking for their c.
i think your police are looking for their “L”
They’re not the messiahs, they’re very naughty boys!
There’s a mess all right, but no messiah.
Maybe they really like Monty Python!?!
who doesn’t really like Monty Python?+
I know a few people. They are quite sad. And boring.
of course, anyone not watching and loving monty python is a boring person and should be shot…
*stands against the wall, blindfolded*
*squeezes Judy*
It’s ok, we love you anyway!
It’s not that I don’t like, I’ve just never seen it.
*squeezes back*
Get it (them). See it (them). Holy Grail and The Life of Brian should be first on your list. Do you have a hard time understanding british accents? If you do, it’ll make the movies difficult to understand.
I ask because my mother can’t understand the accent at all. I had to repeat everything for her, and then explain a few of the jokes further. Not as funny that way.
*sulks*
It’s not an accent. We had the language first.
*waves Union Flag*
My mother has a hard time with any accent. New York, southern, Texan (there is too a difference), British, Italian, what have you. She has a really hard time with it.
(Speaking with my British side) We have problems with the English language in Britain itself! You have the Northerners (ee bah gum!), the Welsh (who seem to have a vowel shortage), the Scots (och, aye, the noo!), the West Midland-ers (ooh, arr!), and the Irish (to be sure, to be sure!). Of course, the only true English is the Queen’s English, which is spaken like sew.
♫Oh, why can’t the English learn to set
A good example to people whose
English is painful to your ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English completely
disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their
Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his language fro “A” to “Zed”
The French never care what they do, actually,
as long as they pronounce in properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards,
which is absolutely frightening.
But use proper English you’re regarded as a freak.
Why can’t the English,
Why can’t the English learn to speak?♫
As a northener (literally), A find yer example uf arr speech to be a pur enderstanding of us. Go watch bludy Cannon and Ball or Little And Large. sum gret comedins theer.
(Yes, I do realise i was spelling incorrectly. I was merely trying to imitate my speech through word format. So don’t say “OMG UZZSSZSZS GOTZS A WEWL BAD SPELIN’ ERRORRRRS!!!!!!11!!!1!1!1!” Because thats just sad and immature. Danke.)
noooo, the meaning of life too
its the best movie, that’s my opinion
You’re only saying that because you like to play “Find the Fish”, aren’t you?
clippity cloppity, easter’s on it’s way?
oh fishy fishy fishy fish!
Take Avis’s advice, it’s worth it.
Well, guys, the main problem for me is…Benny Hill. My ex was insatiable with that show. It was the first time I’d ever experienced British humor. It just got the point that I was SO sick of it, and it colored my entire perception. I hope I haven’t offended anyone. I’m sure there are some Brits out there that can’t stand most American comics.
Monty Python is (in my opinion) quite different from Benny Hill. Try Holy Grail, since a lot of the lines from that have ended up here on the blog.
I believe that one could piece together the whole script.
Benny Hill is to Monty Python what The Three Stooges are to The Marx Brothers.
Can’t stand Benny Hill.
LoooOOOooooove Monty Python!
Same here.
I tried to watch Benny Hill, and gave up after half way through one episode. It just doesn’t have that punch that other British comedy greats, like Monty Python or Blackaddder have.
Very helpful advice. Monty seems to have a few fans on the blog. I’ll search for some on YouTube.
There is another difference that occurs to me. For the most part, you could watch the Benny Hill Show with the sound turned off and it would be just as funny (or not, according to taste). Conversely, you can listen to most Monty Python without watching it, as the sales of their records show.
I also seem to remember reading that Benny Hill didn’t much care for The Benny Hill Show.
benny hill is riotous… slap slap slap. …
Benny Hill was fine. He was a baggy pants comedian of another age. He loved his show. On being informed it was canceled his reply was that the blue noses had won. Johnny Carson (a big fan) thought that he had fantastic timing.
Black Books and Spaced are awesomeness incarnate. I was also raised on Red Dwarf and The Young Ones.
Benny Hill was great. Monty Python suuUUUuucked.
or at least shoved in a closet
“I know a few people. They are quite sad. And boring”
Too weird. I saw Monty Python being mentioned and also thought “sad” and “boring”. Maybe if they had spoken English I would have understood the so-called jokes.
i dont get it at all
i feel like Jillian
How do you spell “brain”?
B-R-I-A-N.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
The Christain ones beleive in dog.
“Christain” *SNORK!!!*
*snrok!*
ROLF!
*sqeeuze*
How are you today Aivs?
*sqeueze*
Doing pretty well, my folks get back from New Mexico late this afternoon. So I’m frantically cleaning. Of course.
You seem to do a lot of that. If you ever want to do some over here, the door is always open!
I’m off to grab a bite and do some home repairs. Then stuff and cook some cornish game hens for dinner.
CYA!
Toodles!
And I’ll want the recipe for those game hens at some point!
Poor hens.
My favorite muppet! (Rolf clickie)
*slides a w into the above post*
According to “news, opinion” website?
That sounds like a fail.
But I somehow don’t think that’s the fail to which they are referring.
he must be from denver…
lol fail
then get them to work at the newspapers
“The life of…”
…C/d?
Cross-dressers?
FIAL.
The editor won’t be getting a riase after that.
Or a new Fait car.
What about a Totoya?
Just as long as it’s not Latoya.
loiTet?
No thanks, I haven’t had that much to drink yet.
Oh, Avis… *sighs*
Tequila?
Ummm… I think I’ll pass. Tequila and I don’t get on so well.
*Looks for big shoes*
That one’s already got a lot of mileage on it.
It’s a fait accompli.
lol! xD
ingenious!
outsmarting!
Oh I thought it had something to do with “balloon boy”…haha my bad.
You mean, the
balloon
boy.
yes. not enough brians in that house.
i wonder if the guy who made the article was from denver
“Made the article”. Something about that isn’t quite right.
clever advertising… kinda like “getting it in the can” beer ad campaign just starting to make the rounds.
A few years ago I was buying some new boots. Walked in to the Red Wing shoe store and nearly fell out. Their new ad campaign was “I’ve earned my wings! Red Wings!” I only saw it that one time, though. I think they may have contracted a new ad agency.
what’s fail here ._.
huh?
Ben?
*snork!*
Check your brian and let us know.
First…
Well looks like i came from Denver tooo
BRAINS………BRAINS………LEFT4DEAD IN DENVER……..
There are free brains there?
*goes to the town*
Amazing what happens when you mix up two letters. what other words can you do like that?
Feeling better STSZ?
Hey all colorado all fBers.
Yes, I’m feeling better, but I have coughs every now and then.
Maniacs?
brainiacs?
(try to beat that rhyme)
I’m a Brianiac too, I love Brians.
in soviet russia. …
road forks brianiacs
the real fail is that they make up stupid news stories from website opinion polls …
*makes note in log book*
If they’re so smart, what’s with high drop-out rate there? Hmmm.
All the smart people know school is for losers.
*Is waay too cool for school*
Wanna compare lesson plans?
get on the silibus?
We could take my cariculum to tuition class?
We can take my Geo to Bio.
Then a bi cycle to the prac class…
A trike to trig??
We’ll need algebra to workout a quadbike solution!
There’s gotta be a trig to it…
…just Poetry in motion.
It’s Brianiacs
And they’re zany… to the max!
…so relax with some snacks while Bill Clinton plays the sax…
and while youre at it get him the flax
Don’t just go and buy an axe
S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
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(I can’t make the R)
smat… or schmahdt is how brewski would say it.
Nah. I don’t live IN Boston, Sauhkraut.
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Is anyone else as pumped as I am that the Treehouse of Horror episodes have started airing?
Actually, “5th in U.S.” is still pretty dumb when compared to the rest of the world, so no reason to celebrate.
Grrrr…
Helloo???
HELLOO??? Helloo???
Anybody here???
ANYBODY HERE??? Anybody here???
Huh. I guess not.
*sighs*
*walks away, kicking stones and tin cans*
*comes from underground and eats an unsuspecting victim’s brain nearby*
*finds Brian, eats him, leaves his brains for bait
*sees through plan and wonders off*
note to self, do not post super secret plans on interwebs
*local Brian rips note*
HA
Brain fart
What?
*brian fart*
Somebody open the window next to Brian.
*all windows were opened*
Hey, internet, I’m back!
If anyone wondered where I went during my week-long hiatus, I went on vacation to Yosemite and San Francisco, which I’ve decided is one of the best cities EVAH! I went without electronics for that whole week so I have been gone, but now I am back like Elvis!
I missed you
Nice to see you back.
(to catch you up: I was very very sick yesterday, but I feel better now; now you can obviously see you missed alot of posts; etc.)
STS, I would really like to know the following things about you:
1. How old you are.
2. From what nation you hail.
3. How much education you have.
Please respond at your convenience.
Sincerely,
LGB
I’m don’t believe in giving out ages. Just saying that should be enough. But I am not a little kid. I hail from the proud third-world country of the US of A, also known as america, pronounced: ah-mare-ee-ka. And I know about cell theory, memorized the periodic table, extensive knowledge about the past 50 decades, and other random things.
So, STS = Captain Obvious?
I agree re: giving out ages. Except’n if’n you’re “of an age” where you can take care of yourself….
Well, from my maturity level, I would think it would be obvious what age I am.
I’m six years old.
You’re such a cutie!
*pinches Shadow’s cheeks*
*wonders which ones*
I didn’t know those were called “cheeks”?!?!
So how have you been dancing cheek-to-cheek up until now?
Cheekie!
I am 17.
I live in the USA.
I am in 12th grade.
Maturity random.
You mean where you can do self defense?
Oh, and I always get confused whenever we do abbreviations. Since we capitalize things like “BRB” here at the FailBlag (intentional misspelling), sometimes I don’t know if it is a phrase or person.
“Old enough to take care of yourself” means you can live your own life separate from your parents.
oooooohhhhh LGB lol
Everyone knows that people named Brian are statistically the fifth smartest named people around.
Or at least that is what my four brothers and sisters have told me….
Yes, but what do the “news, opinion” websites say? That’s really the only measure that matters.
Us unnamed people are still smarter than you named people.
erm… I may sound a little stupid for saying this but…. Fifth smartest people around Right? and there are 5 in your family that are siblings Right? now this might be me playing Captain Obvious (Trumpet fanfare in the background) but theres 5 of you and 5 names that are the smartest. THIS IS A CONSPIRICY. And i just realised my point made no sense whatsoever.
A point is pointless without a point. Therefore to have a point you must ramble until you hit on my point. Get my point?
Brian. . . I want Brian. . .
Brains. . . I want Brains . . .
Ive got brains… over here… right down this alley.
Come on…. just a little bit further
*doesn’t fall for it*
I’ll eat yours instead.
*bites a chunk of brain out of moo_unit’s head*
*moon_unit*(corrected)
reply fail
and I was doing so good.
Jokes on you, Im wearing a tin foil hat.
*grabs flamethrower and cooks moon_unit’s brain*
*WARNING* brain best before Oct 17th
*tosses brain in trash can and burns the remains of moon_unit*
“The Life of Brianiac”?
“Pinky and the Brian”
“They saved Hitler’s Brian”
“Man with the Screaming Brian”
Classic song….
Funny, cause I live here in Denver and judging by a friday or saturday night in LoDo this city is not a huge brain trust, at least not in the 21-30 male demographic. Between collar popped Chads and conventioner guys trawling for local girls the showings are never that encouraging.
I don’t think we have particularly a lot of Brians here either. The most common male name in my phone is Steve by a long shot.
I’m surprised ZA hasn’t come out of his grave yet. He could eat some …
Bbbbbbbrrrrriiiiiiiiaaaaaannnnnnssssss!!!!!
Oooohhh, all this time I’ve been worried about zombies, but they eat Brians! Phew, I feel safer now.
Eeep!!
*hides*
Quick question: can anyone find me an article or other info on why people feel personally attacked when someone disagrees with them. I don’t want a bunch of opinions, unless you can back them up with scientific facts and observations.
Also: I would like the Brians for dinner.
Oh! I know where we could get some. Follow me!
Okay, are you a troll or a real person. If you’re a troll, I can help you get out of your trolliness.
NOOOOO! I hit Add Comment before I could fix the punctuation!
I disagree with your punctuation!!! Stop attacking me!!!
I am a real troll.
I was just trying to invite you to dinner in Brians.
I’m pruod to say i am form devner. I cerdit the shcooling.
yuppers – Denberites iz way bigtyme smartiez. I eben gradumited forth grad!
they has lack of oxigen to there brian
Man, I’m so lucky to live in Oregon. I live barely a two hour drive from the Tillamook Cheese Factory. And I have easy access to their products (about half the dairy products in my fridge come from Tillamook.)
So, guess where I went today?
To your Grandma’s house?
Bung factory LOL
Denver?
I think we had this discussion, but I’ve been to Tillamook. There are a lot of great cheesemakers out there though, especially the little guys.
Of course, there’s great beer and coffee too!
I know! Oregon is so totally awesome. If I may say so myself.
I knew it!
Please don’t judge my great city on the basis of this newspaper.
The (lack of) quality of the Denver Daily News is a source of perpetual irritation to most of the residents of this city.
HA! denver is not a great city. Texas is better!
(im not completely serious, so dont get mad.)
Texas is not a city.
No Crap.
well i can tell you because i am from denver that we had two newspaper companies. the rocky mountain news(the good one) and the denver post(fails). the rocky mountain news went under about a year ago and now we are stuck with the shitty denver post. im guessing the denver post printed this. lol
… apparently not.
Haha, so… I didn’t get it at first. I kept looking at the picture above and the parading kids looked like they might be retarded, and I thought, “wow, this joke is in really bad taste”, and then I saw the typo and the fail wasn’t nearly as funny anymore…
bad mistake
….hmmm. Seems like there was a pretty HUGE FAIL in Colorado over the last few days involving a certain shiny silver UFO-type of object? What was it called again? Mylar Man? Helium Lad? Falcon and The Snowjob?
Oh it was as Bond Fan said
“You mean, the
Not actually in a
BALLOON
but the parents hyped it up so they could get on global television
BOY.”
i dun get it
CLONES!
Whoa.. recession proof for only 1.99
I r teh smartist brianiac
im from denver and i can tell you that we all are brianiacs lol
i am so smrt! i am so smrt! s-m-r-t! i mean s-m-a-r-t! lol
how is that bad? Brianiacs are awesome. :3
Damn, that took me a long time to get.
oh, the BRIAN-iacs are some of the smartest around…
As a proud resident of America’s smartest region (Raleigh-Durham), I’ve only got one thing to say:
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Mmmmm……I love Brian, but he is not as tasty as Steve.
Dyslexics untie!
#9835 wake me up before you go go #9835
damn it stupid html¡ &
lets see
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whoo hoo
oops ;D
dang how do i erase