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Why, what did Candy do?
Candy tried toffee(d) kids poison! But they didn’t fall for her twix, in fact they wouldn’t have a bar of it.
Why is it her Bounty-ful charms still attract youngsters, It just Mars candy for the rest of us.
Just don’t fall Sucker to the strangers Twix and call the police officer Reese.
we must save Baby Ruth from the Crunch of the situation.
A child kidnapper named Mr. BIG drove this van which alerted the 3 Musketeers who promptly arrested him and put him in jail on the planet Mars where he could no longer commit crime.
*snickers*
Not funny.
WOW how did everybody just come up with those?
I like candy.
Come to my van so I can er…so I can give you some candy.
Can I have some too?
Yes you can so you can er…have some tasty delights.
*about to call police*
*puts down BonnaBid’s phone*
Here is some candy.
What? Wher…hey, free candy!
Pedobear detected
rawr
4 Chan; DO NOT WANT.
I’d take it.
Where Teff?
To the lifeline building across the road so’s I can phone a friend.
That is far to sensible a statement for this blog…..are you sure you are Teff7?
*checks vital statistics*
*sprinkles in extra ‘o’*
*is still in shock*
Sensible? Far from it, sensible would be to call the cops. and then run yelling stranger danger.
I was phoning a friend using my ‘life line’ to come and join in!
Sorry the innuendo machine is just warming up…
*Clonk…… Grind*
Do you often phone a friend whilst on the job then?
Not really because my mother told me not to talk with my mouth full.
Sweet
You have more manners than I then!
extra “o’? you shook it all night long?
At least the Lifeline building is right next door.
I thought it was crouched on top of the car, with its ickle bricky arms wrapped around mummy car like a baby ape.
*goes to get medication*
*A van saying free meds comes*
Private school bus?
Yeah… Get in private school bus… Nothing will happen…
It won´t take you home thou.
But I will take you to on a wonderful ride.
To where?
to the hiway to h3ll.
Like sky rockets in flight?
Oh no you don’t!
*Covers ears and takes flight*
Hah!
*looks smug*
Speaking of afternoon delight, It’s time for me to go food shopping.
*Squeezes*
TTFN!
That’s sad.
I lol’d
this has been on FB before hasn’t it? i can remember this same thing months ago.
That sign looks like it would blow away as soon as anybody tried to drive that van. It’s almost like somebody stuck it on the side of the most beat-up van they could find just to take a picture of it, but that’s crazy talk.
BUZZKILL!!! DOUCHE CHILL!!!
KILLJOY!!! IDIOT STOP!!!
You get a buzz from badly-staged fake ‘fails’?
Each to their own, I suppose.
what the crap? thats so wrong on so many levels
I scream, you scream, we all scream for .. the police
Scream until “daddy” stops.
*Screams*
But I’m offering early Halloween candy.
Halloween huh…
*Takes deep breath*
No trics for you then.
*Takes candy and runs away*
*knocks Polar out with sleeping pills in the candy itself*
*Passes out*
*After awhile, wakes up*
Where am i? Who am i? And why i´m laying on street?
Why you’re at the special place I was taking you to.
Wow a secret place.
Wait a second, do you mean i´ve been kidnapped?
Hey more candy.
oh, piece of candy. oh, piece of candy. oh, piece of candy…
I took you to a place where you can have fun.
*readies ransom note*
*box falls on nobbi*
We’re at candy mountain, muhaha!
“they took my kidney!!”
We’re on a magical bridge charlie!
A magical bridge!
Good morning all.
*squeeze*
I’m feeling better now I am stuffy but better.
♫Tell me that you’re alright, (Hi, everything’s great)
Yeah everything is alright. (Everything’s fine)
Oh please tell me that you’re alright, (Hi, everything’s great)
Yeah everything is alright.♫
I am glad you are feeling better STSZ. Being sick is not the greatest thing in life.
Owned by the Fail Blog creepy guy
To the Pedomobile!
*insert catchy sound effect here*
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Sex and candy, by Mercy Playground.
Nice shot.
*makes note in logbook*
*nods*
Brewski will be pleased!
We aim to please…
*good morning squeeze*
*overheard in public restroom*
“We aim to please!”
“You aim, too, please.”
*returns morning squeeze*
*Overheard in a public restroom*
“Are you okay? You look a little flushed*
*Good afternoon squeezes*
Seen in public restroom:
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”
Thanks for the log duty, I was getting worried by Duroc’s extended absence!
shady old minivan with the windows broken out that has free candy…..
It has wood on the inside too. Wood on the outside. This person has something for wood or has wood.
The ice cream Industry has had cutbacks…
Ass cream?
…candy always taste better from strangers.
Garfield would be so happy… (candy candy candy candy)
DocBoy! Is that you in there?
♫ Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? ♫
Aaaarrrggg! Starting off the morning with an earworm!
♫♪If you want to view paradise, simply turn around an view it…♫♪
Earworm Avis? I’m sure ♪ it was just your !magination
Running away with you ♪
♫♪It’s easy, like taking candy… from a baby!♫♪
Oh boy, ♪ I want Candy. . . ♪
♫♪Ohh sugar, sugar! You are my candy giiirrrl…♫♪
♪ On the big rock candy mountain. . . ♪
♫♪Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli- lollipop…♫♪
♪ Sweeeeeeet emooooooooootion. . . ♪
♪♫ Candy-O, I need you so
could you help me in? ♫♪
♫♪It’s the good ship Lollipop, it’s a sweet trip through a candy shop, where bonbons plaaaaaaaay along the shores of the peppermint bay…♫♪
Come onna my house, my house, I’m a gonna give you candy!
If only candy were 22, swedish and eager to please…
*hands Mike a bag of 22 swedish fish*
There, that ought to do it.
*Snickers*
*Twix*
Since when are fish eager to please?
This guy seems legit.
It says “Free,” but they get you on the outrageous shipping and handling charges.
especially the “handling”
that guy looks ligit
to bad i cant spell
I have been convinced to buy candy from this van and demand that the manager of such come out so I might purchase his or her product
It just makes you feel like a kid in an illegal candy store.
… Nothing suss!
looks like brooks orpik has been here.
~looks around for pedobear~
DO NOT WANT.
…oh, but pedobear wants you…
Surely this should be listed as ‘Child Abduction Fail’?
it takes one to know one…
pedo win
Want some Candy? *giggle*
I wonder if they have sour gummybears..
Occasionally I go to the grocery store across the street in the morning time. Twice I have been there around 10am and there has been a large, red van, with “CANDY LADY” spray painted across the windowless sides, and stickers that may have been stolen from an ice cream truck supposedly advertising the contents of said van. I really need to start carrying my camera in my car.
This isn’t really a fail. This is a “somebody call the cops!”
I love candy but I think I’d go with Officer Friendly to check this guy out. Ice cream men give me the creeps, too.
Stranger Danger, Children!!
Shonuff some one had to top the other free candy van and this did…..not
Not a fail. This guy is trying to molest a child, any child that goes in fails, not the molestor/rapist/whatever.
creepy van win.
free Loli?
yes! just come in and dont tell your parents about me
Holy shit!…I live an hour from Duluth. My dad grew up there! lol
Ha, I took a picture of that van too – must have been the same day – thinking “I should upload to fail blog.” Somebody beat me to it I guess!
dont worry kids i wont rape you
who is he suppose to make a prophet if he gives the candy away for free
what a nice person giving candy his away for free
Anyone know who owns that? I want some kandie
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lol fake lol.