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The artist is just trying to keep abreast of the situation.
I hope that one is child safe!
Er, I thought that was a drain on a pool wall.
It’s so blind men can tell where to avoid staring awkwardly.
Some of us don’t just stare :>
Yuk! Drooling is such a turn off.
Can depend on the droolee!
And here I was wondering why she has no arms.
A pool with murals like that on the inside might give me nightmares later.
This isn’t at a pool. it’s on Commercial Drive in Vancouver.. just another random wall mural… lol they did take down the ‘boob’ though. For shame..
Fancy boobing about in the water like that…
He needed to get something off his chest.
Perhaps he just wanted someone to give him tat in return.
Fake!!!!!! This was done in photoshop. I have many times passed this mural on the street and likely would have noticed the bell thingie.
Take a look for yourself :
http://vancouver.ca/engsvcs/streets/graffiti/Murals2008/images/2105CommercialDrive.jpg
Note the bell is actually to the right of the girls head.
Booo-urns on you faker.
If you look even closer, there are other sginificant differences – they are very similar, probably the same painter, but not the same mural.
The picture on this site was from the mural on 5th and Commercial in Vancouver – it was just taken while the mural in progress. (you can see the boarded up window & roof line belong to the building in question.) Awesome photoshop job, but sadly, not real.
I actually live in the neighbourhood that this mural is in. It was originally painted as shown in the post’s photo. I remember walking past it on the way to work and laughing my ass off.
Two days later, it was repainted as the photo in el hombre’s link shows.
I suspect they had more than a few complaints!
yeah, i live down the street from this mural, and this is definitely photoshopped.
It’s not photoshop. The mural was painted like that originally and then repainted after they realized what it looked like.
I saw it when it looked like that and had a good chuckle.
Haha! Good one XD
Looks like a third boob. :3
Fransisco Scaramanga had a sex change operation?!
Does that mean Bond has to sleep with him before he kills him?
Or one hell of a medic alert button.
Or, the model never took the security tag off her swimwear before posing.
“Help, I’m swimming and can’t breathe in”?
There’s a pretty specific term for that one…
Drowning?
Composition is very important.
As is getting a feel for your subject, apparently.
Perspective doesn’t appear to be too much of an issue here, moral or otherwise.
It was probably just a guilty conscience but, at first reading, I thought that was a burn. My initial reaction was to reply with, “I think … I think I’m getting a suntan.”
Niiiice XD
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Surely this is a win? How could this possibly be unintentional?
Not everything that is intentional is a win. Sometimes what’s intended is a MASSIVE fail. Sometimes.
For an example, that name (not you, Avis).
“Not you, Avis” would be a pretty stupid name.
Now I KNOW you guys are mocking me.
*Throws a jagged rock at NyA*
No, we all love you.
*Catches rock*
*pockets it*
Thanks, I’ve always wanted one.
*squeezes Not you, Avis*
Almost sounds like a rejection.
*Squeeze*
*picks up Mick Jagger rock and makes like a rolling stone*
You look remarkably moss-free, coyote!
But, I guess that’s the benefit of being a rolling stone.
Poor coyote, he can’t sit still for his life.
*Has sympathy for the little devil*
How does it feel?
Does anyone else wanna rock?
All night.
Around the clock!
And yet, even if this was unintentional, it would still be a win.
I’m sure the artist had the breast intentions.
wardrobe malfunction
*Snickers*
The expression on her face looks like she’s about to burst from lack of oxygen!
Pop art is not for everyone.
Is that “Pop Art” or “Pop Out Art”?
Could be Pop Up Art.
Pop-o-Parts?
Pop Tard?
pop olivea
I’ve got a pop up art, and it’s in my pants.
Popa Tard and Mama Tard?
The siren makes an ear piercing shriek, unless you listen under water.
It’s a message from the heart to whales?
She’s Welsh, and she’s showing off her rarebits?
Does romance always turn so cheesy? We should grill her for answers.
What’s at steak here?
A roll in the braai. . . er. . . I mean fun with a braise and girl.
I’m confused. Which one is Brie and which is Döner?
You’ll need gilly-weed for that, if you want to hear it all.
Or, like, a bubble-head charm, ya know?
There is some debate about fresh water gilly-weed versus salt water gilly-weed to remember too.
If something you did rings a bell, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, she tolls for thee.
Wait – what is up with this woman’s arm? Does she have a flipper for a limb?
I had the same thought. I think someone attempted to work with perspective. The key word is “attempted”.
I’d agree, but no-one’s here……
*Greets tumbleweed*
*gets chatting*
Oh, we’re here. And we are always watching.
What I want to know is why the chick behind her has three CRAZY long fingers.
For the same reason the three-boobed girl has no eye balls o.O
Man, you guys know NOTHING about freak-women.
I’d just like to say thankyou to all the commenters. It’s been a year since I first ambled by, and not a day’s gone past when there hasn’t been a comment that’s brought a laugh! Thankyou for being awesome.
We love you too!
*squeeze!*
This place would NOT be the same without the Moomin.
*longtightsqueeze*
No, no, no, thank you for being you!
Ya fluffy marshmallow-in-a-top-hat.
Wonderful! We’ve had so much fun with you, Moomin!
*hearty bear squeeze*
You bring more joy than you receive.
*squeeze*
Sir, ‘Tis YOU who be the awesome.
To more years to come! *squeeze*
*squeezes to all*
Thankyou!
Oh! Hope I didn’t miss the Moomin-fest! You know, Mikey, one of my first “aw” moments here was when I got my first “moomin-squeeze”!
*smoochies*
I missed the Moomin appreciation hour?
Thanks Moomin! Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary Moomin!
You’re late!
*soppydorksqueezemwah*
Haha.
Hm wait, that wasn’t funny.
*squeeze*
Thank you for making me smile and laugh again and again. You’re the bestest!
*SQUEEZE*
that girl has no arms bet the artist felt a right tit
It’s actually a left tit.
The Little Mermaid, Unrated and Uncut.
Its where she shows all of her outer beauty.
Yeah, the arms are really weird.
Is it a mural fail or valve placement win?
*Sobs quietly from the cage*
I vote win. Oh and please let me out of this cage alrdy. It smells of Walrus.
*Sneaks to cage*
I think you can go now.
*releases*
*Slips PVM-MVP a key*
If anyone asks, you found this in a bukkit, understand?
*wonders what else might be in any bukkit found around here*
*tries not to think about that too much*
I know nothing, I see nothing!
I know naaathing!
Oh, must we go through this every time? A hammer.
Is not a rat! Is a Siberian hamster!
No, not your hamster. How could I knock a nail in with a hamster? Well . . . I could try, couldn’t I?
¿Que?
There is too much butter on those trays.
No senior, uno, dos tres!
You can never have too much… butter.
Alright, whose job was it to watch the cage? You know we don’t leave newbies in there that long! It can cause permanent damage!
Sorry, my fault. Okay, PVM-MVP, if you really have learnt your lesson, you can come out now.
*opens cage door*
But are not allowed within 1000 ft of any moomin, for at least three days. I’m sorry, but we need to make sure. Now, run along. I’m sure your chimp friends are looking for you.
YAY!
*kiss BFFs feet*
I luv you all! And i promis not to eat… I mean hurt anymore moomins. Even tho they are totally moomilicious.
*gives PVM – MVP as stern look*
*waggles finger*
Careful there, PVM. We don’t eat our fail friends, and neither should you.
Ok. SORRY! You are starting to sound like my Zoo-Keeper. Can i eat nooblets then? They look so tasteful.
*Looking at Captain Failcon*
*Drooling*
No, but you can eat as many trolls as you like, starting with Yeh Man down there.
Start with Yeh Man. Please?
Ewwwwwww…
I heard trolls doesn’t even shower. They belong in cages, not in my stomach. But if you want it, I can kill him for you.
*Throws a jagged rock at Yeh Man*
*Pokes him with a stick*
He looks pretty dead to me. Another job well done!
Wach it! Trolls are sometimes very tough, and get up when you least expect!
Um…. how am I a troll? Because I asked why this wasn’t a win instead of a fail?
Show Me Ya’ Boobs!
^
^? !
Just pointing out the boobs, no need for alarm.
*is alarmed*
PANIIIIIIIIC!!!
*runs around screaming, arms flailing in air, gibbering*
*thinks BondFan is possesed*
The power of christ compells you, the power of christ compells you.
*The Exorcist music plays*
*real GBF walks in*
Aw, not again! That’s the third one this week that’s had its body taken over by Lucifer!
*grabs holy water cannon*
Damn! My cover was blown again!
*rans away*
[yell] I’M NO EVIL![/yell]
Useless body doubles, eh?
I seem to remember one once caused me to forget everything I ever knew…
The water must be cold.
And wet.
And now I have the song “One Headlight” stuck in my head. Thank you.
And thank you for taking me down with you.
Misery loves company!
We can make it ho-o-o-me, with one…
I’ve had worse earworms.
I don’t know why I like that song as much as I do.
*happy he’s never heard the One Headlight song*
Hello Avis. I left you a recipe the other day on your blog.
I saw! I’m going to have to try that one! Did you see my newest post?
I did. Are you sure that you don’t look like Barbie? You’re destroying my fantasy world.
I’m positive. Sorry.
I did go platinum blonde a couple of times a few years ago. Back when I was thin and had really short hair. I never looked more tan in my life!
You wouldn’t want me to look like Barbie anyway, she looks deformed.
Coyoteeee!
It’s a song by the Wallflowers, very depressing.
Never heard of the Wallflowers either. Just as well. I dislike music that depresses me. Good music takes you elsewhere. If you can choose your destination, why go to depressionland?
Are you sure that is supposed to be water? Maybe it’s …
♫ Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. ♫
Viewer’s discretion is advised.
(pun run(hopefully) inspired by family guy)
Nice melons.
Pun runs are organic! How many times must I tell you!!
Yes, we here at FailCORP are proud of our green credentials! All comments posted are made from recycled internets, and we frequently tell our employees not to waste innuendo!
Hooked on hydrop(h)onics.
I’m sorry I’ll give you my week’s paycheck.
*handsover 1000 internets*
You make over 1000 internets a WEEK!?
Melons are a growth industry after all.
The take up huge tracts of land.
But it’s all swamp.
I don’t know y I said that.
Let’s not bicker and argue over who did what.
and who killed who….
I’d like to think that I haven’t lost a son, so much as gained some melons.
Naughty, naughty Zoot!
Get on with it!
Ya know, sometimes I don’t get the references at all. Those are the times that I just stay away and don’t post anything. Wait a minute…..
Judy, what does smurfs taste like?
*Picks up jagged Axe*
Any good?
You’re walking a thin line, buddy….
*expects spankings at any moment*
FINE… I’ll stick to trolls. Unless, you wanna get eaten? Would… you like that? I heard it was fun!
Hey Judy, what do you think? Rare, or well done?
Very well, please. No pink left at all. In fact, highly singed would please me.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*Hits Judy over the head with jagged axe*
*Cooks her*
*Taste her*
DISGUSTING! You can have the rest DW!
Your verbal feces aren’t welcome here, PVM-MVP. Go sling your crap on some other blog.
Grrrrrrrr
*Sets phaser past kill to Disintegrate*
*Reduces letter named fool to a fine carbon powder*
*beams remains into the vacuum of space*
Do NOT threaten people here.
*is luvin’ my friends*
And to think I authorized his release from the cage earlier….
*sigh*
*intact Judy squeezes*
I’d be happy to write to Emily if he continues to bother you, Judy. Just let me know.
Thanks, sweetie. Obviously, it doesn’t know I have a Dragon and an Admiral in my pockets.
Uh-oh – “Unwrapped” is about to show how they make Doritos. These pants just may be leaving a little less room in the pockets, if ya know what I mean… *drools*
And her hooters ain’t bad either.
Owls? She has owls? Where? I don’t see any.
Kinda sounds like a disease.
Dr. Qwaz:”I’m sorry, ma’am, but you’ve got The Owls.”
Woman: “What? You mean I’m suddenly wise and capable of flight?”
Dr. Qwaz: “Sorry, but no. Due to a genetic mutation, you now have the ability to turn your head all the way around without damage to your neck.”
Woman: “I see. Well, at least it’s a good conversation starter.”
Looking back at that post, I think I need more sleep.
If you have the Owls you can only sleep in the daytime.
*snorkity*
I just watched a Martha Stewart how-to video today on how to carve an owl onto a Halloween pumpkin!
I know how to carve a turkey on a platter.
You haz some mad skilz, coyote!
I can do magic as well. Once I walked down the street and turned into a store.
Just what did they sell at Coyote’s Corner?
sHEp?
A full line of Acme products.
Wonderful! Is it still in business or do I have to take my cartoon hole placement business elsewhere?
O ho. Holier then thou are we?
Atheistic holes if you have them, please.
I’ve been wanting to something for a few years now, the effect should be similar to the final panel of this comic. (clicky)
Ah. She’s become a real head turner.
*considers doing joke about women with bells instead of knockers, but thinks better of it.*
You just had to open that door, didn’t you?
Had to live up to my raputation.
Tapping into your cracked side?
Are you saying that I’ve become unhinged?
I would never bash you Coyote, you have too much clout.
Way to go with the paraleipsis.
most of what you say really annoys me, but I do like having my vocabulary increased!
This is a win. It was probably intentional.
*makes another note in the log book*
Really, you should try to be more original.
This is a win. It was probably intentional.
This is intentional. It was probably a win.
*cries*
*cries*
*Plays “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”*
*Plays “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” while crying and saying that* This is a win. It was probably intentional.
*GLOWERS*
*warms hands by Avis’ glow.*
*Sinks beneath the waves*
*FLOWERS*
*runs over Yeh Man several times in tank*
*peers down*
Well, something’s definitely flowing now. And it ain’t pretty.
Ugh. I got some on me.
*SHOWERS*
I thought I killed him alrdy? Anyway R.I.P Yeh Man. We will all miss ya.
*Sobs, while taking a bite of him*
His tasty, have some BFF.
*looks at squished troll in PVM’s hands, horrified*
Er, no thanks. I just ate. Save some for ZA (ZombieApocalypse), though. He does like his midnight snacks.
I WANNA EAT SOME TOO
Wait….
“Snack” being the key word. He often has trouble finding full meals. Since he’s so ethical, and all that.
Geez… What did i say about trolls? They wont die easily!
BFF, take this! I’m sure you can use it!
*hands the Hammeraxe ultimatum 3000 XS Model 5.0583 to BFF*
*hands BFF a simple trollspray bottle too*
*hands BFF the shellacked halibut*
Here, this might help.
Damn, Don’t I get any weapons too? All I got are jagged rocks, and I’m saving them for Moomins. Delicious…Delicious Moomins…
*Drooling*
Moomins are not for food! Just eat trolls, okay?
*hands PVM a shafted jagged rock axe*
FINE… Just gotta find a troll. OH! “YEH MAN”, WHERE ARE YOU?
*Hides axe behind back*
I won’t hurt you.
One look at her and you can tell that she has the clapper.
A copper clapper?
She copped it from the closet.
Was it a clean copper clapper she copped from the closet?
Yes. Karen is a kleptomaniac.
Was Karen a clunky, clever, Kleptomaniac?
I would describe her as more of a clever, carefree, Caucasian, contortionist.
So, Karen the clever, carefree, Caucasian, contortionist, kleptomaniac copped a clean copper clapper from the closet. Was she the cleaning woman?
*BFF Clicky*
With that clavate arm, clearly she’s not a classist.
Karen, last name Carstairs by the way, was a computer keyboardist.
I think I’ve contracted carpal tunnel.
Careful, that can be quite a crushing condition.
Karen the clever, carefree, Caucasian, contortionist, kleptomaniac computer keyboardist who contracted carpal tunnel copped a clean copper clapper from the closet.
my gosh this is hilarious XD
More cowbell.
….Well, that’s a first.
…Well, that’s new.
Well at least the mural will be happy whenever there’s a fire drill.
Obvious WIN.
Agreed.
Nip slip?
Sip snip?
BOOBIES.
MELONS.
TATAS
HOOTERS
They should have just made it a full nude.
Don’t be a prude.
How is going full nude being a prude…
Oh wait, not the rhyming thing. How rude.
I was trying to lighten the mood by rhyming with rude.
Hey, don’t give me that attitude, dude.
Your act will get booed.
Let’s take a break. I need some food.
These jokes are crude. I think we need to get a better attitude.
more like mural win.
Fail? Win, I say! Win! It’ll just look kinda weird when they replace it…
The bell has absolutely nothing to do with why this mural sucks hard.
You sure can tell when it’s getting close to Halloween, can’t you? They come out of the woodwork…
*Has an idea for Halloween costume*
My brothers and I are going as a priest, a rabbi and a monk. Oh and we are going into a bar.
Don’t forget the parrot! One of you must have a parrot on your shoulder!
This one I have never heard, now you got to spill the beans.
*Is interested.*
So an Emperor and his brothers disguised as a priest, rabbi and monk walk into a bar…
Who picks up the tab?
That’s a trick question. You should all pick up a Guiness.
Gahhh!
*tosses an ‘n’ upward*
Try googleing “a priest a rabbi”. It’s amazing how many sites have those jokes.
One day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their “freedom.” As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in MY congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.
A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head.
“What’’s the deal?” the bartender asks.
The duck says, “It’’s opposite day.”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They all were treated for a minor bump on their heads. Hee hee. How is everything coyote?
With crummy old jokes flowing, how bad could it be? How’s with you?
Doing relatively okay actually. The house is desolately empty. All is gone from the main and basement floors now. So yes I am officially a homeless person.
*Pouts*
I thought my joke was a bit ingenious.
Moving?
Sorry I didn’t give you the message, my house was hit by that tornado 2 months ago. So I am living in a hotel for a while.
I may well have heard, but my memory is trashed.
Insurance coming through?
Anyone hurt?
If you need someone to vent to, I’m here for as long as you need me.
Yea no one was seriously hurt, I am dealing with it with humo(u)r only way we can. Insurance is covering it for now.
Glad to hear it. As I said if you need an ear feel free to borrow mine whenever.
We seem to have a new child on the site at the bottom of the page. I think that she is going to be needing a bit of help fitting in.
By the by. Humor is very useful, but sometimes a good old fashioned bitching session helps too.
Example: I want my fingernails back. I want the neuropathy to go away. I want DSHS to leave me alone yet keep paying for things. I want doctors office staff to stop treating me like a burdensome charity case. I want a job with health insurance.
There. I feel much better.
Lol, my list is a bit shorter.
I want my home!
Source of buoyancy rings a bell.
“Ma’am, I think you may have breast cancer.”
I don’t get the picture, other then the fact that the thing is near the chest.
It’s bad enough that she has nubs for arms, but now a wardrobe malfunction… Poor girl. Probably shouldn’t even be in the pool.
OOps
3D
OMG! It’s a girl and she has (a) boob(s)! :/
how is this a fail? seems more of a win to me
yay breasts
titty
anti d-bag alarm system
ChECKingG to SeE What tIMe it is?
♫Does anybody really know what time it is?♫
scuse me,dat looks nuthin like a tit…plus…its louzy art work>.<
oh and its not in tha rite place….wat a load of crap!!!
Have you considered taking up English as a second language for a hobby?
People would take you more seriously if you could spell.
Not in this case.
ha! THIS IS ON MY MOMS STREET! uh…..how exciting for me……
just off commercial drive in Vancouver
Isn’t a third nipple (if not a third breast) one of the traditional signs that someone has made a pact with Satan for witchcraft?
how do u get those boxes?? coz everyone on msn has dem….
Do you mean the picture by the name? If so go to gravatar.com and follow the easy instructions.
oh and theres no need 2 be mean…”OHH! lets be bitch to gabby coz she spelt something rong!!!”
You should really wait until someone has been mean to you before complaining about it. But, if “everyone on MSN” has these “boxes” which you desire so ardently, you might have more success asking on MSN.
I think that your new here Gabby (there are so many people here now days I can’t keep them straight) so you might want to check out failpeeps.wordpress.com . I should give you a leg up on all of the this and thats around here.
If you are new let me say Welcome Gabby!
That should read, “It should give you … .”
oh and btw..how irronic,i actully take english classes every friday afternoon!!
Be glad you weren’t around here a year ago. Everyone was tough on everyone’s grammar. Things eased off when there got to be too much blood on the floor. We do still have a very high regard for the English language and appreciate it when people try to do their best. Where are you from? There is a map at the Failpeeps site where you can enter your location.
Oh and Gabby, to get a better easy to navigate conversation you need to use the reply button. It makes things easier to follow.
err… hi i am new but is it alright if i beat any racists?
Doing it with wit and class is always smiled upon, unless they are mere trolls looking for a reaction. Any reaction. Then ignore the twits.
how many things is there of these two guys on this site!?
i reckon i’ve seen atleast five, and i don’t go here much.
Which two guys?
um…is 3 months new? really! not being sarcastic!
p.s: Y do PPL get all weird OVAH spelling MISTAIKS??
DIS WAT i dont UNDAHSTAND!!
It’s because the regulars use and appreciate good grammar, spelling etc., and this attracts readers (lurkers like me) who enjoy it for well expressed wit. Thus the majority of people around here will be irritated, if not made downright furious, by poor english – though only if you seem to do it deliberately, not if it is your second language, or you are dyslexic!
ps – if you’ve been around here for three months, you should already know that!
ITZ fun 2 write like DIS!!!
something about her… her breast sure rings a bell… it’s a dead ringer for one I knew before…
This is why we wear pink ribbons. Girls, get your girls checked regularly!
THIS IS A WIN, DAMMIT!
You guys make me sick.
Does anyone else notice the REAL disturbing parts of this mural?
Like how she’s half whale with arm-flippers?
Exactly. The tragedy of thalidomide.
Hobos have to get off to something don’t they?
I live in the Vancouver area. I recently saw the model for that mural. She looks familiar… I can’t remember her name, but her kazongas ring a bell.
Boobies are NEVER Fail.
Jajaja chicharra-chicharron!
This is definitely on Commercial Drive in Vancouver.
that’s what happens when u use too much silicone
Janet?
This is fake. I walk by this mural all the time… Street view:
http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=commercial+drive+vancouver+bc&ie=UTF8&hl=en&layer=c&cbll=49.26599,-123.069872&panoid=WiOl70enUzPPBQN9Z6lJ-g&cbp=12,200.38,,1,-0.16&hq=&hnear=Commercial+Dr,+Vancouver,+Greater+Vancouver+Regional+District,+British+Columbia&ll=49.265984,-123.069706&spn=0.016467,0.038581&z=15
this is not a mural, it’s a fresque
… It was an “ACSIDENT”
looks more like an intra-mural fail to me
Check out that side boob…
seriously you people mislable your fails too often to be pros at it…. this is clearly a win. CLEARLY it was done on purpose otherwise the bell wouldnt have been painted as so. i see this too much it dissapoints. labling wins as fail and vice versa
I disagree. Mural WIN.
This picture is a photoshop fabrication. It is on commercial drive in Vancouver, BC , Canada, I walk by it everyday.
This is what it really looks like;
http://vancouver.ca/engsvcs/streets/graffiti/Murals2008/images/2105CommercialDrive.jpg
It’s the best real picture I could find online.
i’d say mural win!
rofl copters lolapalooza lol lol land