Bist du ein Deutscher ja? Aber warum sind sie hier, und nicht am die website des berlinhumour? (Nein, ich bin kein deutscher aber ich spreche es ein bisschen;))
Hey kid while sitting in front of a questionable motorcycle wearing only sandals, shorts and a t-shirt when its obviously raining with no protection whatsoever except a plastic bag over your head, help daddy out and hold his loaded gun.
Buy the new and Improved, Yes thats right, New and Improved plastic bags to replace those awful and exspensive umbrellas. And The New and Improved plastic bag are worth 5 cents/bag, but now I have an incredible offer of 10 bags for 5 cents, yea thats right, 5 cents. So buy it now!
Plastic bags are actually much more effective than helmets.
Product testing showed that helmets dropped from a high building got damaged on impact, while plastic bags were unharmed under the same conditions.
What a bunch of whining sissies you all are. I live in Asia, and that’s tame compared to what I see on a daily basis. The kid will grow up fine and brave. Bet he’s more adventurous when it comes to food than American brats who’ll only eat whatever’s processed and comes with a clown’s face.
It seems to be from a third-world country. I’m sure road accidents are not the deadliest things over there. Lack of money to buy medication or clean water must kill ten times more people.
So put it into perspective and you’ll see why this guy is not worried for his child having an accident.
Too easy to laugh at this, so I don’t find it funny.
I just got back from Thailand and must say that we say this (minus the bag) all over. The parents are always wearing the helmet (or the husband if he is with his wife).
actually this isn’t that bad compared to what I saw in cozumel. a whole family was on the moped and they were carrying their baby under their right arm out on the side of the bike!
I think he’s wearing the bag over his head because of volcanic ash fallout. It’s a good technique used in Indonesia and the Philippines.
Now, where’d the ash go?
His seatbelt is made of piano wire.
Electric piano wiring.
Flaming electric piano wire.
Ordinary piano wire.
Walrus-hair made piano string
I thought it was the bag
Understanding the joke fail
agreed
They’re off to the swimming pool where he’s got special lead water shoes.
Are you bagging and tagging again Mookie?
Mookie is just the carrier, she didn’t issue the safety gear.
Are you implying Mookie is a bike? 0.0
Well, Lou does … never mind.
How did you type that backwards “d”?
But I thought you and Lou wanted the waters to break?
He’ll have to take his finger out then.
I found out – that wasn’t his finger. What a liar.
It was someone else’s?
Little Jack Horner?
He got his plums in too? Impressive!
Grrrrrrrrrr!
*shakes tiny ineffectual moomin fists*
ner ner ner ner ner
pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbH
I thought women didn’t have plums?
I make due with melons.
I didn’t realise you were so fruity, I thought you drew the line at peanuts.
why dont just walk over it?
With your feet?
urm… whut?!
Fairground goldfish fail
Maaaaaa! the goldfish accidentally in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?
Do you want fries with that?
bagging is usually used as a preventative measure
Too little too late?
He came out that way.
Rofl if she wont die by the accident itself, she’d probly just choke. Or die of teabagging LOL
A fail indeed. The guy behind the driver shouldn’t be grapping the handlebar during driving.
Yeh imagine what would happen if the driver would be scared, that would give some nasty accidents dude. He’d mayb inhale his helmet
And the bar things the kid has his feet on are wonky. Bike fail.
What’s wonky?
The bar thing the kid has his feet on
*jazz hands*
Sorry.
won⋅ky /ˈwɒŋki/ [wong-kee]
–adjective, -ki⋅er, -ki⋅est.
1. British Slang.
a. shaky, groggy, or unsteady.
b. unreliable; not trustworthy.
2. Slang. stupid; boring; unattractive.
Ah. Just like meh, I see. If an accident would happen, do you think the driver would inhale his helmet?
It’s actually a genius method of preventing the kid hyperventilating when he starts panicking after they crash.
Ah, i see. Preventing hyperventilation by suffocation, that’s kinda smart. I like the faces, see the link
They do have some excellent pics at cheezburger.
Why does my last comment (with the link in it) say “Your comment is awaiting moderation”? I dun get it
*omg i feel noob*
Ah, i think it was the link than, although it was straigt to the ICHC-website. Thanx
why cant i say image, ïmage
The guy behind the driver also seems to have four feet.
Don’t make fun of the disabled! Or multiabled. Hmmm. Anyway, four-legged people are not a fail!
Stop finding humour in things.
You know us Germans, we can’t really stop that.
*squeeze*
(You look much more like yourself today!)
We took Jam’s giant arm and made me two normal sized arms.
All the better to *squeeze* you with
So much more attractive with arms. (Not that I’m against people without arms… please don’t tell me off again Arthur :p)
Never seriously.
*squeeze*
*squeezeysqueeze*
I always wondered how moomins blew their noses.
Or got a pillow into a pillow case.
Is that … is that Simon Cowell riding pillion?
No, you can see the head poking over his waistband.
… Oh, you meant his head … right.
Bist du ein Deutscher ja? Aber warum sind sie hier, und nicht am die website des berlinhumour? (Nein, ich bin kein deutscher aber ich spreche es ein bisschen;))
Oh my dear.
Yes Honey?
Did somebody say honey?
*I need it for my brainsios*
having a tug?
being mugged?
It reminds me of this one
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/13/funny-pictures-not-his-thing/
At least, the faces does
Wow … this is wrong in so many ways
*tastes*
Cherry, actually.
Hey kid while sitting in front of a questionable motorcycle wearing only sandals, shorts and a t-shirt when its obviously raining with no protection whatsoever except a plastic bag over your head, help daddy out and hold his loaded gun.
*gun fires*
I don’t see anything wrong in the pic … Wait a sec … Oh my God, that child has neither safety socks or ANSI-approved gloves on!
If you look closely, you’ll notice it’s raining. The bag is meant as rain attire. It is also extremely loose fitting. Still a poor choice though.
I would also like to point out that this is definately NOT a parenting fail. The guy is obviously his uncle.
The parents let the kid out with the crazy uncle?
*cries uncle*
I don’t think any of you understand….. he’s not their child, HE’S LUNCH!!!
Yay! I can eat his brains while they’re not looking.
Looks like a great way to keep the rain off yer face!
Buy the new and Improved, Yes thats right, New and Improved plastic bags to replace those awful and exspensive umbrellas. And The New and Improved plastic bag are worth 5 cents/bag, but now I have an incredible offer of 10 bags for 5 cents, yea thats right, 5 cents. So buy it now!
Plastic bags are actually much more effective than helmets.
Product testing showed that helmets dropped from a high building got damaged on impact, while plastic bags were unharmed under the same conditions.
That’s convincing.
*holds burning match to plastic bag*
Oops!
*smells weird smell and decides to burn tires to block out the scent*
Also, plastic bags will prevent your brain from splatting all over the road. Helmets don’t do that.
I remember when I first rode my bike. It was my parents’ most irresponsible day in my life.
Why STSZ?. Good morning bro
(for the fail)(motorcycle)
I love neary every post (:D) but it is horrible XD
“plastic spastic”
Wonder what the crash rating is on a plastic helmet is?
Good morning all.*5 eagles does wheelie with his Styrofoam helmet on*
good morning
THIS IS TO CONTAIN THE SPLATTER
What a bunch of whining sissies you all are. I live in Asia, and that’s tame compared to what I see on a daily basis. The kid will grow up fine and brave. Bet he’s more adventurous when it comes to food than American brats who’ll only eat whatever’s processed and comes with a clown’s face.
Baby clowns taste like chicken….mmm clown meat.
the kid shoulda stolen the helmet when he had the chance. Stupid children…..
This is to keep his head from getting freezer burn….
This may be the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
They don’t hold the illustrious title of being a 3rd world country for nothing, folks.
I don’t know, it kind seems like a win
do ni smell a
TRIPPLE FAIL?
… that kid needs a good old fashioned *squeeze*
It seems to be from a third-world country. I’m sure road accidents are not the deadliest things over there. Lack of money to buy medication or clean water must kill ten times more people.
So put it into perspective and you’ll see why this guy is not worried for his child having an accident.
Too easy to laugh at this, so I don’t find it funny.
Or maybe it’s the fact that putting a plastic bag over your head will kill you from CO poisoning. Just giving a little hint
Ordinary piano wire.
what the hell is that supposed to accomplish? smh
poor fellow looks like he’s being strangled
Keeps the bugs out of his teeth, and thins the gene pool.
it’s aquaman’s super underwater helmet. don’t you recognize it when you see it?
Is that parent on drugs?
No and no. Take a closer look – the young boy has a plastic bag over his head! He could die from suffocation any minute now! Total carnage!
More like a WIN just a little terrorist bastard..
I just got back from Thailand and must say that we say this (minus the bag) all over. The parents are always wearing the helmet (or the husband if he is with his wife).
actually this isn’t that bad compared to what I saw in cozumel. a whole family was on the moped and they were carrying their baby under their right arm out on the side of the bike!
greast
Of course a BROWN PERSON would do such a bad job taking care of their kid. That’s obvious.
I think he’s wearing the bag over his head because of volcanic ash fallout. It’s a good technique used in Indonesia and the Philippines.
Now, where’d the ash go?
if the crash wont kill it teh bag wil! muhahaha