Ohhh a cuddle puddle…this day just keeps getting better.
*hops in* We had excitement at work this week. The US Marshals arrested a fugitive right in front of the hotel!
Your method is better than my father’s. His included a pellet gun. His answering machine used to give out the “squirrel count”. Before he moved it was over a hundred.
For years we had a wild squirrel, named Peanut, that would wander into our house. She would sit on the couch, a lap or a shoulder and eat out of your hand. Once she tried to jump onto mom’s head. Mom was not amused.
You don’t like it? Okay, it might be a bit too much, but… Dont let it bother you. I am socialist, but i think soviet russia was pretty screwed up. See? I am a good person!
I’ve always had problems viewing peoples’ avatars from the start when I’m at work. My browser does something to them. The drawings do not appear as drawings, etc. They change when they are zoomed-in, however. For example, right now, to me, Judy’s avatar looks like just a Smurfette, but if I zoom-in on it, she’s planting a kiss on the cheek of another Smurf. Weird. It only happens here at work, not at home.
Camera is recording, when two guys (could be girls?) are driving down the road. Other goes offroad , hits a sign and spins almost full 180 spin when falling off his bike.
Nope, it sounds like a vaudevillian after they’ve just been hit in the head. Perhaps the biker is recreating what his friend accomplished a few minutes earlier?
I must have missed something, I didn’t think you owed me an apology in any way. But I’ll be happy to hang onto it, in case you need another one sometime in the future.
Is it ironic that I wasn't the one with the dirty mind?
No, I wasn’t embarrassed by any of the comments – just my original post!
I also was totally blown away by the resulting comments! I was happy to have amused everyone today, albeit unintentionally!
And, ZA, go ahead and hang on to that apology. I’m liable to earn it!
Thanks! But not right now, I’m going out to dinner and don’t want to scare the waitresses. But I’ll save it for future use!
*takes kilt and adds to secret pants-cave collection*
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪And this is how it goes♫♪
Na na na
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪And this is how it goes♫♪
♫♪Na na na♫♪
Yup…new extra fail. It’s been going on for a couple of weeks now. They take one of the old, “classic” fail vids and put it up on Fridays. We’d been pestering them to give us an extra fail later in the afternoons…and they did!
Glad to hear. Every little thing is about as good as can be with me. Loving the fall colors, but dreading the cold. Why can’t it just go from fall to spring? Okay, maybe a week of snow covered hills, but that’s all.
That’s a pretty accurate description of Winter in western Washington. Rainy and a little bit colder than Summer. Every few years a bit of snow. If there is more than a bit we panic.
I’m not altogether certain that tidbits did an insult there. Unless there is a history of insulting, I believe that it was a play on Miss Western Oregon.
Re-enter the room tidbits. If you didn’t insult, say so. One must develop a thick shell and a willingness to defend oneself around here. Since we can’t see faces we needs must hope our words are understood. Clear, social writing is not something that people practice much anymore.
My apologies, tidbits. I have no knowledge of Miss Western Oregon’s pouting. While certainly gorgeous enough, Dragon is not the kind of girl that’s likely to enter the Miss USA competition.
I was traveling with a work friend while in Seattle for a conference. We took a trip to see the Pacific Ocean through the Olympia forest. We were taking turns driving, and I got stopped in the rental car for (ahem) speeding. This officer was one of the few I’ve encountered that had a chip on his shoulder. He started right off with “let me guess, you’re from the big city and think you can do whatever the hell you want out here.” I didn’t need the hint, but my buddy tapped me on the leg as soon as the cop finished his introduction. After he got done running my license and handed me the ticket I asked the cop if he knew if there was an agreement regarding points with Pennsylvania. He erupted, “step out of the car!” Continuing, “If I suspect you aren’t going to pay this fine I can take you into jail RIGHT NOW! So, are you gonna pay that fine? Me, “Eh, yes?” Him, “then take your rental car back to the hotel and stay there.”
OMG, poice occifers like that scare me. The ones who feel they have something to prove, or are compensating for something. I’m glad his bark was worse than his bite!
(And guys…I took no offense, so let’s all just relax, okay? *squeezes*)
I’ve seen cops from Buffalo(well Kenmore, a suburb) pull that. They’ve even put folks in jail overnight. I’m with you DW, they scare the heck out of me.
I hope that…♫♪Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Give me a reason to end this discussion,
To break with tradition.
To fold and divide.
Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes,
Talking with strangers, waiting in line..
I’m through with these pills that make me sit still.
“Are you feeling fine?”
Yes, I feel just fine.
Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
I’m sick of the things I do when I’m nervous
Like cleaning the oven or checking my tires
Or counting the number of tiles in the ceiling..
Head for the hills, the kitchen’s on fire!
I used to rely on self-medication,
I guess I still do that from time to time.
But I’m getting better at fighting the future,
“Someday you’ll be fine..”
Yes, I’ll be just fine♫♪
General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 MP of 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams says:
October 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm
O, saay caan you seee, by the dawn’s early liiiight, there’s an iiiidiot craasshiing into aa~a sign.
Look, it’s okay, you can talk like a normal human being. Your pals from ICHC have completely adapted to this blog, and are speaking English, not teh lolcatspk. Observe nightshayde and lolcatburglar.
its staged. he puts his hands up right before he hits instead of the first instinctual reaction to *DUCK* ….. and if its not, why is he riding there, off of the road, in the first place? they’re just trying to be the next *jackass*
Yes AA, thank goodness. Whole new phone system, with new wiring, in 4 days with no user interruptions. Phew! Sneaking on FB for a few laughs brightened my day when things were super crazy.
School is almost identical to those portrayed in lame sitcoms, but no-one’s getting pregnant at every turn.
I swear, we should get a show based in my school. I’d make enough money to build a balloon and fake floating away in it.
So… can’t be better!
I guess that you didn’t get the memo. They want the phones changed to 1960’s style princess phones; in Stewart plaid; wall mounted; with no visible wiring, so you’ll need to rip out the walls. They need it done by Saturday evening. Sunday morning at the latest. The phones are waiting for you to pick up in Fargo. You’ll need to sign for them yourself.
I’ve been looking over the voting page, and where are the “powered by’s”? And >ZAP< Bicycle Man?
Also, there's a fail that is TEN FREAKIN’ MINUTES LONG
I don’t understand.
Somehow it feels as if it was staged… First, the guy holding the camera does not burst into laughter, but rather tries to hold back and it seems that the rider can clearly see where he’s going, which makes no sense.
The dude who filmed this makes the entire fail complete. With the snicker and slight cameral wobble. lol. I like how the dudes bike just kept going too..
Bikeman! Watch out for that…
…sign. Ouch.
Sign! Watch out for that… Ooof!
Sign? Where?
Sigh…
Right here by the X. You don’t need to read all of that tiny print. It’s nothing important. Trust me.
So, if this is a “repeat” of the original fail, then are we supposed to re-create all of our original comments, too?
If so, then may I offer:
First!
Troll!!
Squeeze!
Fuzz on the Concept, konichi wa??
In Soviet Russia….
And of course, the always popular,
“This was totally staged…you can see him put his arm over his face to protect him before he hit the sign. Thus, FailBlog Fact Checking Fail.”
I now return you to the arts.
I love you so much right now.
How about me? do you love me? please love me.
Ohhh okey
i luv u dont worry k?
i didnt read that all… i lost interest when i was on the recreate… lawl
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH…
Brother probably has a dislocated jaw and some broken and loosen teeth!
SCORE!!!!!!
75 points for the sign.
To the guy for hitting it, or are you awarding those points to the sign itself?
I think they’re just going to have to learn to share.
No reason to discriminate between drivers and road signs. It knocked the biker over, 75 points to the sign.
I think the biker also deserves points. His flip is a thing of beauty.
Beauty is in the black eyes of the beholder.
but the true defintion of beauty is within himself…. where his once pefect jaw lied now mangled into an even more beautiful shape
sign WIN!
Have to admit he pulled a sick 360 there.
George, George, George of the bicycle – watch out for that …
Failtacular: A fail so epic, it’s almost a win.
Fantabulous word.
It certainly is, just incristical!
Increstical, I mean.
A ginormous fail…as big as a whale…what a tale…is that house for sale?
I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to cause you such pericombobulations
you know i would say that its pretty crpatacular for the sign and his teeth do end that way though
Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Sign my most enthusiastic contrafribularities
*facesign*
Now he needs a shoulder to cry on.
And a hairpin to keep his hair out of his eyes while he does it.
I would need that even when eating…
+ he needs new teeth.
But first he needs to see U-Turn away. He embarrasses easy.
He needs to curb his enthusiasm for bike riding.
Yeah, he rides like a lane luck.
*sigh*
Duck.
My fingers…they do not like the cold.
*offer warm place in the slow lane*
♫♪ Sign, sign everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind! ♫♪
Literally.
thus we downplay the importance of making a good impression?
headshot!!!?
yeah and I hope it knocked some sense into him.
If it wasn’t before it is now.
*sees that there is a new fail*
*sighs*
*moves entire cuddle puddle over here*
Okay. Now enjoy.
“Whoopeee!” *splash*
*finally gets out of puddle*
Ah, it was getting stuffy in th-WOOAHHHH!!!
*falls back in*
Bugge r.
*dives into cuddle puddle*
*hits sign, does backflip and enters head-first*
Happy Friday!
*delicately tears into rare steak*
Fank oo!
Ohhh a cuddle puddle…this day just keeps getting better.
*hops in* We had excitement at work this week. The US Marshals arrested a fugitive right in front of the hotel!
*grabs glass of cider and prepares for an interesting story…*
Yeah, what he said!!
Spill it! We want a story!
Im curious! Hit us!
*Grabs a pint of ale*
*relaxes*
I arrested a fugitive squirrel today. But I don’t think it made the news. He’s out on bail now.
Released on his own recognizance? In the park I would guess.
The woods by my work, actually. Little bugger was guilty of breaking and entering. Into my attic.
Your method is better than my father’s. His included a pellet gun. His answering machine used to give out the “squirrel count”. Before he moved it was over a hundred.
For years we had a wild squirrel, named Peanut, that would wander into our house. She would sit on the couch, a lap or a shoulder and eat out of your hand. Once she tried to jump onto mom’s head. Mom was not amused.
“You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.”
*triple snorkity!!!*
I’m glad to return the favor, Judy. You’ve had me holding my sides all day.
No charge, Admiral.
*squeeze*
My grandma always said, there’s always room for more. C’mon in, Mawcrow, just leave that avatar over there. →
You don’t like it? Okay, it might be a bit too much, but… Dont let it bother you. I am socialist, but i think soviet russia was pretty screwed up. See? I am a good person!
Hmmm, this is odd. When you zoom up on Mawcrow’s avatar, it turns into the Communist hammer and sickle.
*eyes Mawcrow suspiciously*
*makes a few phone calls to…some authorities*
zooom up? don’t put that on me BFF
Rides bike over to cuddle puddle, narrowly missing sign
I’ve always had problems viewing peoples’ avatars from the start when I’m at work. My browser does something to them. The drawings do not appear as drawings, etc. They change when they are zoomed-in, however. For example, right now, to me, Judy’s avatar looks like just a Smurfette, but if I zoom-in on it, she’s planting a kiss on the cheek of another Smurf. Weird. It only happens here at work, not at home.
If you zoom even closer, you’ll notice another little sumpin’ sumpin’ going on! Check the hands.
Okay. They’re grabbing man boobs?!?
You’ve never???
LMAO!
Acktully, they’re Smurf man boobs, so yeah, no. I can definitely say without hesitation that I’ve never grabbed any Smurf man boobs.
“Puddle” would tend to imply some restriction on size. I wonder what might be next on the scale. “Snuggle Pond” perhaps?
Our puddle is as big as your !magination. There are always room for more failpeeps!
To prove Judy’s point ………
*with an impressive running start, leaps into the cuddle puddle*
*groupsqueeze*
Hey! That tickles!
*tickle-squeezes nightshayde*
It goes without saying that there is always room for cheezpeeps, too!
Wait, we discriminate between failpeeps that started here and failpeeps that came from kitteh land? Why?
We don’t, no…but some of the dual citizens like to retain their original identities and heritage.
I’m sorry to sound like a newbie. But what is a puddle? and I’m not talking about the type of puddle I make when I wake up in the morning
UBER FAIL
Gota love rewinds
I flipped over this!
I feel bad for watching the impact over and over again…
At least he was smart enough to lift his hands before he runs into that sign.
What’s being said at the beginning? It sounds like “ah whah gwhawah gwhah”
I don’t know, but the snorking sounds of the guy trying not to laugh are killing me!
Was the voice track done by Charlie Brown’s teacher?
*can’t access video fails at work*
Camera is recording, when two guys (could be girls?) are driving down the road. Other goes offroad , hits a sign and spins almost full 180 spin when falling off his bike.
…And this time i am not lying…
Nope, it sounds like a vaudevillian after they’ve just been hit in the head. Perhaps the biker is recreating what his friend accomplished a few minutes earlier?
Workin’ late tonight?
OUCHKABBLIE that did hurt but god dam funny,
I cringed over this.
Chuck Norris? Cringe?
Well, he IS rather old now…
But, he is in pretty good shape, thanks to the Total Gym™.
And he can still manage to destroy a table … umm … periodically. (new clicky)
*RIGL*
(Sorry ’bout earlier. I was just trying to offer you a snack.)
I must have missed something, I didn’t think you owed me an apology in any way. But I’ll be happy to hang onto it, in case you need another one sometime in the future.
*flutters eyelashes as innocently as possible*
Sorry if I embarrassed you, Judy.
I must say — I went back and read the comments that followed & was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
No, I wasn’t embarrassed by any of the comments – just my original post!
I also was totally blown away by the resulting comments! I was happy to have amused everyone today, albeit unintentionally!
And, ZA, go ahead and hang on to that apology. I’m liable to earn it!
sign wins: FAILtality
It’s SUPER DAVE!!
Have you tried wearing kilt yet? Its really comfortable! It is nothing like pants!
*offers scottish tartan kilt*
Thanks! But not right now, I’m going out to dinner and don’t want to scare the waitresses. But I’ll save it for future use!
*takes kilt and adds to secret pants-cave collection*
I wouldn’t Brew..what with your pant’s tendencies to…y’know…and with kilts there’s no…with the….and the disjointed sentences…yeah?
whoops…
*moves apostrophe to other side of “s” in pants.*
Na na na na na na na na…
…Hey, Jude…
♫♪This song’s just six words long, this song’s just six words long…♫♪
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪And this is how it goes♫♪
Na na na
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪Everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves♫♪
♫♪And this is how it goes♫♪
♫♪Na na na♫♪
I’m so glad
I’m so glad
I’m glad
I’m glad
I’m glad.
I’m so glad
I’m so glad
I’m glad
I’m glad
I’m glad.
I’m so glad
I’m so glad
I’m glad
I’m glad
I’m glad.
I’m so glad
I’m so glad
I’m glad
I’m glad
I’m glad.
repeat
Yes?
He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.
Bye all!
Have a great weekend!
Have a fab time!!!
Enjoy your night out, Brewski!
So, is this Friday Rewind ‘thing’ a new…thing? My gosh! How long was I gone anyway?
…and it’s not Powered By anyone?
Yup…new extra fail. It’s been going on for a couple of weeks now. They take one of the old, “classic” fail vids and put it up on Fridays. We’d been pestering them to give us an extra fail later in the afternoons…and they did!
Welcome back, Leila! You’ve been missed.
*squeeze*
They should probably be powered by ZA since they’re back from the dead, as it were.
*waits for onslaught of “Did he die?” posts*
*squeezes eyes shut very tight*
*holds breath*
*also waits for the multitudes complaining about the “old” fail*
Um…sweetie, you’re turning blue.
I think this is an old fail. Why do they put up old fails? I don’t like old fails…
*runs with a quickness*
*blockades zoomz’s path with batallion of tanks*
*pops out of hatch*
*grins*
You’re not going anywhere, sonny.
Did he die?
*runs away. Runs away fast.*
*lets breffus out*
Um, DW? A little FOOM! right here ↑? Don’t give him the full throttle — just a little singe.
Believe you me, LGB…I’ve been tempted.
If you don’t, I will.
*dives deep underground to get out of the way*
Great blog still keeping me alive! Don’t forget to call by at LoL Blog to watch all the lame repeats :p
Shameless self-promotion fail.
hardly when this shit is as old as my dead grandma who walked under a 1921 shortbus in her failed attempt to save reply junkies from being NERDS!
Yep, insulting us like that is reaaaally going to make us want to visit your website
Seriously, please spread your spam elsewhere. We’re not interested.
You know, if I was a bad person in my life I would probably rig up a website with tons of malware on it and then spam it to a board like this one.
Only Fail Friends’ clickies are safe.
Everyone else’s are evil.
BFF…you are a Failfriend. Therefore, your clickie goes in the “safe” category.
*squeeze*
You do know that bit about your grandma makes no sense, right?
But I’m a grandma, and I once tried to walk under a …oh, never mind. It wouldn’t make sense if I tried to explain it.
How you doin’ these days, coyote?
Doing well I think. My walks are up to two and a half miles (when it’s not raining). Hair is going from white to brown.
How is every little thing in Judy world?
Glad to hear. Every little thing is about as good as can be with me. Loving the fall colors, but dreading the cold. Why can’t it just go from fall to spring? Okay, maybe a week of snow covered hills, but that’s all.
Preach it, sistah!!
Akshually, If I could do this, I’d have to give Andy two weeks of winter – for deer season. But after that, spring bulbs a’burstin!
Yeah, but could you give him the two weeks of winter somewhere else pwease???
Brrrrrrrrrr…..
That’s a pretty accurate description of Winter in western Washington. Rainy and a little bit colder than Summer. Every few years a bit of snow. If there is more than a bit we panic.
I miss western Oregon.
*pouts*
Keep practicing that pout and Miss USA isn’t too much to dream for
I loved Olympia National Park.
Oregon?! Too far south. Too cold. Too windy. Too ugly football uniforms.
STORY!!
*schnuggles under blanket with a hot drink*
Tell!
And tidbits, your comment pissed me off. If you don’t know the personalities here, it’s best you keep the insults to yourself.
Oh ho. A police wanted to toss you in the hoosegow eh. Details. We want details.
Wasn’t aware I made an insult?
*leaves room*
I’m not altogether certain that tidbits did an insult there. Unless there is a history of insulting, I believe that it was a play on Miss Western Oregon.
*opens door slightly and puts eye to crack*
Actually I might have insulted the lolcat; will stick to the snailfails.
Re-enter the room tidbits. If you didn’t insult, say so. One must develop a thick shell and a willingness to defend oneself around here. Since we can’t see faces we needs must hope our words are understood. Clear, social writing is not something that people practice much anymore.
My apologies, tidbits. I have no knowledge of Miss Western Oregon’s pouting. While certainly gorgeous enough, Dragon is not the kind of girl that’s likely to enter the Miss USA competition.
I was traveling with a work friend while in Seattle for a conference. We took a trip to see the Pacific Ocean through the Olympia forest. We were taking turns driving, and I got stopped in the rental car for (ahem) speeding. This officer was one of the few I’ve encountered that had a chip on his shoulder. He started right off with “let me guess, you’re from the big city and think you can do whatever the hell you want out here.” I didn’t need the hint, but my buddy tapped me on the leg as soon as the cop finished his introduction. After he got done running my license and handed me the ticket I asked the cop if he knew if there was an agreement regarding points with Pennsylvania. He erupted, “step out of the car!” Continuing, “If I suspect you aren’t going to pay this fine I can take you into jail RIGHT NOW! So, are you gonna pay that fine? Me, “Eh, yes?” Him, “then take your rental car back to the hotel and stay there.”
OMG, poice occifers like that scare me. The ones who feel they have something to prove, or are compensating for something. I’m glad his bark was worse than his bite!
(And guys…I took no offense, so let’s all just relax, okay? *squeezes*)
My apologies again, then, tidbits.
I’ve seen cops from Buffalo(well Kenmore, a suburb) pull that. They’ve even put folks in jail overnight. I’m with you DW, they scare the heck out of me.
Aww, no need. I’ll be extra careful to check the tags on my puns, even the bad ones, to make sure they’re not out of order in the future.
Why are there two people filming this? (see guy in lower right hand corner at end of film) Looks more like a setup.
Sure! I’d absolutely LOVE to slame my face against a metal sign at high speeds! No need to pay me either!
That slame.
*squeeze*
That slamentable, too.
*points to plate of oysters on the half-shell*
That slamellibranch.
*pulls kelp off oysters*
That slamina.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old…
*makes a note in logbook*
Um… DW? mind coming here for a moment?
♫♪Oh I’m sick as a dog, oh I’m sick as a dog, in my throat there’s a frog, I’m sick as a dog.♫♪
(and its true too)
♫♪I’m just givin’ the dog a bone…
..Givin’ the dog a bone..♫♪
There are laws against that you know!
I hope that…♫♪Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Give me a reason to end this discussion,
To break with tradition.
To fold and divide.
Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes,
Talking with strangers, waiting in line..
I’m through with these pills that make me sit still.
“Are you feeling fine?”
Yes, I feel just fine.
Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
I’m sick of the things I do when I’m nervous
Like cleaning the oven or checking my tires
Or counting the number of tiles in the ceiling..
Head for the hills, the kitchen’s on fire!
I used to rely on self-medication,
I guess I still do that from time to time.
But I’m getting better at fighting the future,
“Someday you’ll be fine..”
Yes, I’ll be just fine♫♪
*revokes STS’s Ctrl + V powers*
*seconds that*
*clutches sides laughing*
BFF! Remember when I did the exact same thing to you?? Ah, you were so young then.
this can’t possibly be a fail. that’s johnny knoxville.
Remember kids, this only feels good to watch, not to do.
That won’t stop some of them from trying.
Can you repeat that ? Im cycling so i didn’t he- >BAM!<
Or us from watching.
No one did the, “I couldn’t make out what the sign said and then it hit me”, cliche? I disappointed.
Face it, we were waiting for you to come along.
Hey. I only do fresh cliches.
So you won’t be recycling any time soon?
Nope. No tired cliches.
But if it’s had a long nap, wouldn’t it be a well-rested cliche?
We’ll let sleeping cliches lie.
If some of the air has been let out of it, would it be a flat cliche?
And is a “floor filler” track a DJ cliché?
o, man, it’s really brutal
O, saay caan you seee, by the dawn’s early liiiight, there’s an iiiidiot craasshiing into aa~a sign.
Sorry. Can’t see a thing.
(am surprised no-one thought to say that :p)
O, say, don’t be like that!
Ha, bloody, ha.
Heeheeheeheehee.
*squeeze*
Sorry. Can’t see a thing.
Blast!! That was supposed to be a response to:
General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 MP of 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams says:
October 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm
O, saay caan you seee, by the dawn’s early liiiight, there’s an iiiidiot craasshiing into aa~a sign.
What came flying off of him? A piece of his head?!
No, it’s this wonderful contraption called “a helmet”. You may have seen them before.
*pats BFF on his helmet*
*squeezes bestest bloke in whole wide world*
Awww, shucks…
*squeezes LGB back and gives a little tickle*
subhan zia
O rly?
o noes! ai wuz visidin icanhascheezeburger.com fa su lung basmunt cat turnd mi intu a lolcat! halp!!!
Snap out of it! Get a hold of yourself!
*tries to slap some sense into LolGleb*
naw ai dink il like dis way…
infuct, ai tink im goeng tu bi deh onli kitteh in failbug
Oh, for goodness’ sake…
Look, it’s okay, you can talk like a normal human being. Your pals from ICHC have completely adapted to this blog, and are speaking English, not teh lolcatspk. Observe nightshayde and lolcatburglar.
ai wis ai culd cuss
Heh — my eyes started burning & I figured someone had typed of me.
Ai iz a Cheezpeep tu…
Trying to be a part of Failblog and join in all the “reindeer games.”
*waves floofee paw*
Welcome!
*waves patty-paw*
Thanks! It’s good to “meet” you!
He’s lucky he only hit an insignificant part of his body.
its staged. he puts his hands up right before he hits instead of the first instinctual reaction to *DUCK* ….. and if its not, why is he riding there, off of the road, in the first place? they’re just trying to be the next *jackass*
more proof its staged… they’re filming some guy riding a bike… who does that? lol. and coincidently, they’re filming, RIGHT NEXT TO THE SIGN….
Oh my god. I’m replying to some guy complaining that a video is faked… who does that? And coincidently, I’m typing, RIGHT AT MY COMPUTER…
My comment was obviously staged.
mai transfurmaishun waz obviusli stagud
Are you the guy in the video?
nop
basmunt cat turnd mi into a lolcat
That explains the kitty litter.
Riiiight, and deciding to do that on purpose is some sort of win????
Its Fake, Note the guy filming on the bottom right at the end.
sorry fail community.
Problem is, he’s probably going to drive a car the same way…if he lives long enough, that is.
Since no-one else has. . .
sign. SIGN! *didn’t pass*
*SNORK!*
*snorksqueeze*
You mean… He DID go (went), and quite possibly collected $200?
Perhaps it was staged.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*spins and falls to the ground*
*flips out and goes on a squeezefest*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I had a fluffernutter sandwich for lunch, and thought of you.
*Squeeze all*
*missed his failpeeps all week squeezes*
*squeeze!*
We missed you, too!
Glad to see ya, Scott. Is your work project finished?
*squeeze*
Yes AA, thank goodness. Whole new phone system, with new wiring, in 4 days with no user interruptions. Phew! Sneaking on FB for a few laughs brightened my day when things were super crazy.
I’m sure I’m a little late, but here’s a squeeze to any still on for good measure!
*Relaxing Friday evening squeeze*
*Squeezers in communication*
Eh, some of us leave??
*squeezes*
I should have known better.
Scott-o!
Welcome, sir.
And you my robot friend! How’s life & School treating you Qwaz?
School is almost identical to those portrayed in lame sitcoms, but no-one’s getting pregnant at every turn.
I swear, we should get a show based in my school. I’d make enough money to build a balloon and fake floating away in it.
So… can’t be better!
Read about your work adventures^, sound’s hectic.
Well, it sounds like things aren’t dull anyway
Yes, work was hectic in the extreme this week. I am rather proud of how smoothly things went though. *knocks on wood*
I guess that you didn’t get the memo. They want the phones changed to 1960’s style princess phones; in Stewart plaid; wall mounted; with no visible wiring, so you’ll need to rip out the walls. They need it done by Saturday evening. Sunday morning at the latest. The phones are waiting for you to pick up in Fargo. You’ll need to sign for them yourself.
Well, then screw it, I’m just giving everyone a communicator.
In Patrick Stewart plaid?
of course, to match my Kilt!
In that case I believe that your job is (com)pleated.
The feeling was mutual.
*Squeeze*
Hey Emp. Thanks! Belated Happy Thanksgiving! I know Ottawa saw some snow this week, did you?
Nope we just had some chilly weather.
Oh and thank you very much.
Someone look for his teeth.
Kind of Off Topic-
I’ve been looking over the voting page, and where are the “powered by’s”? And >ZAP< Bicycle Man?
Also, there's a fail that is TEN FREAKIN’ MINUTES LONG
I don’t understand.
Wow, he must have felt he got the cold shoulder.
Somehow it feels as if it was staged… First, the guy holding the camera does not burst into laughter, but rather tries to hold back and it seems that the rider can clearly see where he’s going, which makes no sense.
So glad we have reruns now on FAIL Blog, since there’s no way to actually go back and watch old content on the internets.
Absolutamente fantastico
Lol… Um brasileiro? oO
Good night, everyone! I can go home in a few minutes.
Yay! Safe travels.
See you on the Bejeweled boards, nightshayde!
Yeah, Fluffy just topped my score. I’ll be there!
Hee! Right behind you!
5x – 3 = 13 – 3y
-1.6x = 16
x = 10
That… Isn’t on Word…
But now that it’s on here, say hello to my Algebra homework, everyone.
Shouldn’t algebra homework be done in Excel?
Word has some functions built in now, I have never done actual algebra in excel, just graphing stuff. Does excel work well for it?
naw ai dink il like dis way…
infuct, ai tink im goeng tu bi deh onli kitteh in failbug
Ai fink no wun heer will unnerstan u ef u lolspk. U can haz English, aifinkso.
Kthxbai.
We got ya and have some resident lolcats but over here we use regular English… Okay, thanks bye.
(Nesting fail.) My comment was supposed to be a reply to shathaa.
Favourite Fail of All Time!
Wow, this one is without the obnoxious 1/3 covering ad and “least funny comment of the day” at the end!
Hey, failblog! *sniff* I’m impressed!
LoooL, thanks for bringing that one back up…
It is a trick…
The cameraman struggling not to laugh afterwards = best part
This Video is so goddamn old…
hahaha thats funny.
i’ve seen this one before on another site, is this a new fail?
Braziiiiiiiiiiill!!
mais um brasileiro no failblog!!!!
one more brazilian in failblog!!
Also a cameraman not snickering fail.
a placa assasina!
mais um produto brasileiro no failblog!
BRAZILIAN SIGN WIN
Brazil zil zil
I like that similar scream to Goofy before he hit the sign.
You gotta admit: the snickering is by FAR the best part …
Stop molesting signs, mmkay?
Oh man, if you could frame a youtube clip…
I love this vid! The snickering at the end is icing on the cake. lol
LMAO ^_&
That’s a win in the sign’s case.
A guy told this same bike story in LifeLemon.com
he said he broke his nose etc..
Okay, so I was trying to watch this, and it said there was an error and to watch something else. That is so fail.
How the hell did Borat survive that?
x_x
ouch
Aw. That poor man lost his hat… and probably a tooth.
thats pretty damn funny im not gonna lie
The dude who filmed this makes the entire fail complete. With the snicker and slight cameral wobble. lol. I like how the dudes bike just kept going too..
Fake. This is a too perfect fail to be real.
Sign WIN
É do Brasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!
that was epic XD
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO!
i love it when the guy starts to hold his laugh in
the bike did aa great job
this is an epic fail:)
the word pwnage comes to mind