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*checks name*
Nope, it’s not me.
“So, who’s looking for me? An old boyfriend? High school friend? What…a MOOMIN? Awesome!”
THAT is not a moomin!
Yeah, it is actually the Moomin Papa!
Barbapappa
Pork – are you my long lost relative?
LGB will be so happy to see you!!
You make me chuckle :chuckle:
Actually, this ad is not a fail….
They put a creepy guy’s picture on it to freak you out, and the company is named “mobilespy”
The goal is for you to freak out and find out who this guy searching you is.
nope …not a moomin, just a scary hoomin.
“Hello, sir, sorry for the interruption… *ahem*… are you my mommy?”
i like your name!
I like my name too. It’s been copyrighted.
Quick, take this! ©
)
(Before that sniper gets back, too!
*takes © offering*
Thank you.
*offers water to help with the coffing*
*drinks water w added little somethin’ something’*
*clears throat*
Much better. Thanks Moomin!!!
*squeezes The Moomin*
ACK!! Don’t squeeze the Moomin!!!!!!!!!!
Ooopsy?
*squeezes WN*
I gotta squeeze someone. I just gotta.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZES Leila ♀ © *
Yay!!!!
Oh, and lest I forget…
LEILA!
*pounce!*
Where you been?
*ooomph!!!*
Hello you blue thang you!!! Been crazy busy with the wedding and all…How are you?
*gets up to look for a few bandaids*
*tries it on*
I like it. Verrrrry proffesional.
May I ©opy?
As long as you do not use the S, H, A, D, O, or W in your name. Consequences of copyright violation may be waived for specific individuals pending a likeability test.
Hmmm do the consequences involve any sort of lube? Bacon or otherwise?
If so, he’d have folks lined up around the block to violate his….copyright.
*sigh*
It’s beginning to look like more trouble than it’s worth.
Hey! That’s my d!
Ummm… copyright waived?
*looks hopeful*
And what do you think you’re doing with that a!?
It’s not what it looks like! I swear we didn’t do anything illegal!
We?… Shadow and the Shadettes©?
Names cannot be copyrighted, only trademarked.
This has been a public service announcement by Ash (TM)
*checks mirror*
Nope, not me doing the searching either!
Oh no! You are much better looking!
*squeeze*
.. and a tad less creepy.
*awaywithquickness*
*sigh*
The ladies really go for that “two eyed” look, apparently.
It’s the tophat that does it.
Naw … it’s your little marshmallow arms we find so appealing.
*must … not … nom … Fail Friends …*
Um, who are you and what have you done to my LGB?
*runningacrossroompounceonLeila*
MY PRETTIEST WATERFALL EVAR IS BACK!!!
*OOOMPH!!!*
*squeezes LBG*
*goes for more band aids*
I am baaaaaaaaaaaaack.
It’s so wonderful to see you!
*tightsqueezyLeilasqueeze*
Please don’t evar leave us for that long again! I almost sent out a search party….
Wonderful to see you as well. I promise not to be gone for so long.
So, anything fun and interesting happen in my absence?
I’m glad for your sake you missed a fail the other day. It would have sent you into germophobic conniptions!
Hmmm … lessee….
1. Brewski lost his pants approximately elebentyhundred times.
2. BFF, Shadow, Avis, and DW have collectively cannoned, shot, thwacked and foomed approximately elebentyhundred Trolls.
Yep, that about covers it.
*blows smoke off of gun barrel*
That’s just how we do things here, ma’am.
Ms B, I would ask for details but I think I won’t.
LGB, basically nothing new happened eh? I was hoping we got some new ex-lurkers as FB friends.
Starfish has made some lunchtime appearances this week.
Fuzz seemed to be announcing he is leaving the blog again, but I’m not sure.
…and Bondfan lost a few more clones.
Whaddufu?!?
Who WAS that imposter?!?
*tsk tsk*
Poor Moomin…always has failfriends drooling on him.
.
Of course, some people here would be thrilled by that prospect.
It’s my dad….he’s been looking for Carmen San Diego since 1987
It’s Bono, he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
It’s me…in the spotlight…losing my religion…
It’s me… or the dog.
♫ Hello, it’s me, I’ve thought about us for a long, long time . . . ♫
♫ Hello, is it me your looking for?
Hello, I love you won’t you tell me your name?
♪ You say goodbye – and I say hello… ♪
Hee! A cupcake of a clicky for you, fishie…
Fish cupcakes?
Now I’ve heard it all.
Hehe. thanks. The look in that dog’s eyes is priceless.
♪trying to keep, up on you, and dont know if i can do it, oh no i’ve said too much, I haven’t said enough…♪
♪I’m burnin’ through the sky! 200 degrees, that’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!♪
Someone should set up a profile with the Terminator picture and go looking for Sarah Connor.
So, have you seen her or what?
♫ Why, oh, why, did she have to leave and go away. . . ♫
‘How would I know, why should I care
Please don’t bother tryin’ to find her
She’s not there’
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO…ooo! Brains!
*grabs Brains and flees in Thunderbird 2*
Anything can happen in the next half an hour.
Anything?
*Teff copulates with Megan Fox*
XD
Awww! It didn’t work!
Gosh Moomin you got my hopes up and everything!
Let me guess, you walked up to her and said “Let’s copulate, baby”?
What, you mean that doesn’t work? Damn! And I thought it was because I just had the bad luck to ask only deaf girls.
That does explain the face-slaps, though.
Men are from mars.
Women are from peaness.
Good reading.
Men are from bars. You can always find at least one there.
“Lagerheads.” Like the sea turtles.
I will pass.
I will pass, too. It’s waaay to early to be in a bar.
Plus, Lagerheads can be difficult. If you can get them to come out of their shell, they mug for the camera.
SECOND
Hmmm…
*pulls out log book and tries to find an empty space*
Yeah, you are , you can cross that over from your to-do list.
(this way?)
*Try to reack the bat close to me*
*Takes the bat*
*SMASH THE HEAD OF THE SECOND GUY*
*YOU LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Reach* /fail comment is fail/
*throws hi fi out of the window*
*grabs hi-fi and holds it above head blasting out Vanilla Ice beneath Granny’s window to woo him*
Ass cream?
Vanilla ass cream? With bacon bits? Yumm!
I’m not even going to ask…
Good, I didn’t want to read the answer.
Me either. That’s just disturbing.
Can i lick?
“Mobilespy.com”
That’s an encouraging sign.
Oh, dear…*flashy-things Shadow*
I’ve been… f… f… flashy-thinged?!
The HORROR!
You don’t remember? Good, then it worked!
Have you seen ‘Men in Black’?
Oh man… now I remember. I haven’t seen that movie in years.
You remember?
*flashy-things Shadow*
The movie you was waching was Pretty Woman, and you cried in the ending.
Hey that’s my memory!
Give him a NICE memory!
Shadow, remember? You got a puppy and you guys had a great day making salt-water taffy!
Did you ever flashy-thingy me?
Um, no…*hides*
*Searches on interwebs for Dilettante*
*flashes his thing*
*flees*
*Turns flashlight on Moomin doing his thing*
*sits in lounge chair with popcorn*
Did anyone get it on vidoe?
*video
*headdesk*
I have it both on video and vidoe, and I’m about to upload it via hi-fi interwebs tubes. Save me some popcorn.
Ms B! You’re BLUE!!!
Now we’re really, truly sisters!!!
*hugs*
*puts pilow under Ms B’s head*
I’ve got it here
*pulls out phone*
See?
Judy, after you mentioned the Brewski gone Bad, I just had to!
♫The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone. She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone.♫♪
CRAP!!! THEY ARE ON TO MEEEE!
*HIDES FROM THE WORLD*
Found ya! You really shouldn’t write on blogs whit your eMale if you are hiding…
I have waited a long time to put a comment at the top of the comments section — but right now I cannot think of anything witty to say.
It’s never stopped me
Welcome!
*squeeze*
or me
What are you squeezing….?
The marshmallow!
He’s Charmin!
Doesn’t it just make your heart go Angel Soft?
Where is great Scott when you need him?
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
:p
*squeeze*
BREWSKI!!!!!
*megabuttersqueeze*
Happy Friday!
*wipes toast on self*
Thanks Suzie! Same to you!
I’m going to Boston for dinner and a show tonight. I don’t do that often enough.
Sorry about the butter…
Have fun for me…it’s a night of fun for the three of us: me, myself, and I.
I suspect that GF and I may check out some Paranormal Activity after dinner out somewhere yet to be determined…
Hopefully the popcorn is properly buttered.
Grocery shopping.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
We save grocery shopping for Sundays, so we can compete with all the hordes of college students AND anticipate the excitement for most of the weekend!
Aw… Here’s some squeezes for tonight:
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE*
Do something fun, okay? Maybe a good movie?
Can a 50 hour nap be considered fun?
Rough week, Leila?
Week?
*starts counting the number of weeks since mid January*
*sigh*
Looks a bit like me…
You look like Ron Perelman on meth?
I lol’d. So hard it hurt. It came out in one quick burst. was probably a bit of an over-reaction looking back.
threeth!!!!!!!!11
Third Fail?
It’s okay, happens to the best of us…rarely…but happens.
No, it doesn’t.
The best of us have an unspoken rule, just to keep ourselves from failing accidentally: we never, ever, ever begin a sentence with an ordinal number.
First. Never start a sentence with ordinal number…
D’oh! I did it!
02: don’t start with an octal number either.
01100001 Or a binary number … D’oh!
I never start sentences with Roman numerals… Oh dear…
V was such a great miniseries! Oh, darn.
X Ray is your new nickname, because we can see right through you.
XD It’s a symbol problem to solve Fluffy. . . damn it.
You misspelled “hooray”.
hey look! my dads famous!!!
But I haven’t heard of any of them
Well, two of them had that 80s tv show.
That violates all the family rules, unless at least one of them is the marrying man.
Sorry if I obscured your view.
*hands back remote*
I don’t understand the fail here … I get these stupid ad all the time… Lame yes, and I know no one is searching for me .. but how is it a fail?
ty for explanations.
*squeeze*
*5 eagles sits beside zippycat and waits too for the explanation*
he looks like a creeper, that’s the fail
Um, pot…this is the kettle.
Guys, wouldn’t you be more likely to be curious about who’s possibly searching for your name on the internet–and click on that link–if there was a picture of someone who wasn’t clearly on the Sex Offender Registry?
No, I think I’d want to get a heads up about that kind of thing. *looks up who’s searching for him*
*bolts door and puts knife under pillow*
The fail is in the creepiness and stereotypical “pedophile” look of the person searching for the person who owns the profile.
*puts on very intelligent-looking glasses*
Notice the wide, unblinking eyes. I realize that this is a picture, so the eyes would be unblinking by default, but with these sort of eyes, we can infer that they do very little blinking in their living form anyway.
Now, if you would be so kind, let me direct your attention the obviously uncared for beard. The subject has obviously not shaved for two to three weeks (as a conservative estimate). Notice, also, the baldness at the top of the head. This is typical of those who spend every waking moment on the Internet looking for the latest video of their favorite kid.
With all these factors put together, we can calculate a 97.3% chance (±.46%) that the subject is a pedophile. So kids, now you know what to watch out for. Be safe, have fun, but be careful!
THE MORE YOU KNOW…
*plays NBC theme*
Does this mean I’m a pedophile?
*locks self in jail*
Brewski! Oh…uh, hi sweetie.
D-d-d-didn’t think you were going to be here today…
*hides*
*chases Judy into hiding place*
*smooches!*
I posted that before I read the thread ^ up there.
Ha!
Oops, the thread is down there vvv
I don’t know which way is up. It’s a topsy-turvy Friday.
I’ve always considered you to be a quadrophile.
*shrugs*
LEILA!!! Where-have-you-been-how-was-the-wedding-what-are-you-up-to-how’s-it-going??!
*squeeze!*
Oh, and actually, I’m an audiophile and oenophile.
Tequilophile here.
And proud of it!
Coffeephile! (Copheephile? Cophile?)
*BLAM*
*head asplodes*
Adrenalinophile? IPhail =(
What are you talking about? I’ve been sitting here the whole time.
I survived and managed to not kill anyone … well, anyone important to me. Can’t say the same for the coordinator.
So, none of the vids from the ceremony will end up on the voting page, then?
Um…
*tries to recall multiple events which may contribute posting on FB*
NOPE. Not at all. Also, that’s NOT me. Everyone says my daughter and I look alike.
*bites nails*
Ah yes, I understand now! Usually it’s a pic of some hottie… lol… I hardly slept last night, so my brain was on low-burn – thanks for the kind explanations
5 eagles, ty for sitting by me for explanations! *squeeze*
So now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
GOOOOOO Joe!
*jumps over live wires on bicycle*
Zaaap! DOT ORG!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Creepy Stalker Man is back!!!!!
*runs out of room while screaming*
Oh, come on! All I want to do is
STAREat you!*runs after Ms B*
Maybe I’m overlooking something, but…. so this is an ad about some sort of mobile search thing, “mobile spy”. Then, they put a picture of someone who look like a rapist, and says next to it that “someone has been searching for you – go here to check out who (and pay us money to do so)”
Am I the only one that thinks the ad, apart from being helluva lot creepy, isn’t fail but rather pretty much WIN on their part? A lot of people would probably want to find out who that creep, who has been spying on them, is and thus pay for the service.
My thoughts exactly. People are going to see this and want to know who this creep is that’s been looking them up.
*creeps*
*looks them up*
*looks them down*
*exit creeps*
♪ …I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here… ♪
Ahh Dilly, you’re so flipin’ special, I wish I was special.
I just want to know when he gets out of prison. I wonder if they give you that information too, hmmmmm?
Yes, yes, I agree. Instead of going for the “hey, maybe it’s that hot chick/dude you flirt with at the gym” they are clearly going “maybe you need to find out so you can get a restraining order.”
Meh. Shopped.
Ah man! If I had known you were going, I would have gone with you. I have a grocery list a mile long!
Bought
Buy the way.
It’s real hard to be free
when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.
Barter a helping hand is always welcome.
To reap: perchase to dream: ay, there’s the rube.
Doesn’t anybody else think it resembles a “Brewski gone bad”?
You know…I hadn’t really thought of that…
*clutches sides laughing!*
The Pant-less Wonder?
Oh Judy! You owe my office a new keyboard!
That reminds me, Brewski, you should try wearing kilt sometimes. What i have heard, its really comfortable compared to pants, easy to take off and is well… Ventiled.
Funny, he doesn’t LOOK like a Ventile.
I think he was referring to gentilation
Brewski’s already gone bad. I think it resembles a “Brewski gone badder”. Or perhaps a “Brewski gone mad”.
Judy, I swear we must be long lost sisters.
…the day after he stole Dragon grog.
*snerk*
I’ll have you know it was freely offered!
Now that’s funny!
*Snickers*
To all the above failpeeps, I would like to say, with all sincerity…
:-p
P-B-B-B-B-B-BBBTTT!!!!
Wow.
Well, there’s my argument torn to shreds, I guess.
*squeezity-squeeeeeeeeeeze!*
*wet sloppy smooch!*
Sowwy, Brewski….
Just so you know…Judy started it!
*teleports from thread*
@MsBlue, Judy, Suzie:
Okay… I feel a bit better now.
And I’ve been trying to be such a good Brewski lately!
Aw. Is it pick on Brewski day today? It’s not on my calendar.
*hands Leila New & Improved calendar*
Wow!!! Thank you.
*flips thru calendar*
*wonders why WN is pictured in compromising positions*
OooooOOOOoooo! Lemme see!
Those positions are NOT compromising. They’re…
Oh, nebber mind.
I didn’t know you were so… flexible.
Well, ummmm… yeah…
Guess the yoga lessons from Brewski really paid off.
He’s a great little Yogi, until he fell when attempting a headstand and got a Boo-boo.
he searches my name all the time :S
I do not really understand the fail. If someone that creepy was searching for my name on the internet, I would definitely want to know. Purchasing a weapon takes time after all…
Hmmm… search me, I can’t explain it
well not is you use my eh… legitimate business,
meet me at pachulli’s pizza tonite at 10… come alone
The main fail here is the use of IE.
For example?
Inside Edition?
Intergalatic Enemas?
Irresistable Enigma?
Helps Idle End?
It’s explained, then.
Well, you might want to know that this guy is searching you…
Its sad to say that I actually got this pop-up last week.
Turns out Epic Failing is an effective and innovative way of advertisement.
don’t search me…
*snaps on rubber gloves*
This will hurt you more than it hurts me.
Assume the position.
The position was a given. And Alkornn’ll be a-receivin’.
. .
Stop staring at me! It’s just creepy.
*stares at Marius’ mumblemumble*
*munches candybar*
Snickers?
Snorticles.
Snorekitty roffles.
*Hides mumbles*
*Chuckles*
*tickle tickle*
ahCHOOOO!!!
ShamWow?
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much…
umm, epic FAKE… bored
No one’s drilling you to stay…
Yeah, there’s a hole lot of stuff out there on the hi-fi intertoobs.
But a lot of that stuff is mine!
Well, I’m not so sure…
Holed on people! No one’s trying to shaft anybody out of their stuff.
Isn’t that my dad on that picture?
Depends on how many you have.
Just 47.
Is one of them… nah, can’t be bother bringing this up evigan.
Nothing wrong with being vegan. You should try it.
*snickers*
I thought he was talking to Greg…?
He was?
It makes me wonder what hes doing on the internet exept uploading nudes of himself on failblog. They never seem to approve for some reason.
EXCEPT! EXCEPT! THERE’S A “C” IN IT!
*headdesk*
*x1+∞*
Um…maybe he comes from a country where there is a big “C” shortage.
I’ve always thought Hawaii and the Balkans should organize a vowel/consonant swap.
That IS the consensus in certain circles…
*gives WN a ticket for gross overuse of the letter ‘c’*
You cited him? Cold, Leila.
Indeed.
*puts on a sweater*
*squeezesblueMsB*
Is blue in and no one told me?
Oh, stop getting so exited.
*exits stage left*
*closes door*
*gets excited*
Yes, no need to make an excample of the poor guy.
Ecxatly!!!!
Quite the exerpt.
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEP!
I am offended.
wow creepy
Stalkers Anonymous help line? Or bait?
I think the bigger fail here was that this person was using Internet Explorer.
I concur that this indeed be a failure in browser usage
Mobilespy? Wtf?
Okay, I’m not going to be all shallow here, but seriously, if you want an appealing ad, get a physically appealing person on it, who also doesn’t look so unkempt and like he’s STARING INTO YOUR SOUL with weird (possibly drug-enduced?) eyes.
Also, get a new name. Mobile spy just SCREAMS stalkers and peodiphiles to me. Funnily enough, that picture and phrase matches the name of the website. I’ve gotta google that site
And I’ll search for YOU! XD
imagine he staare through windows
AHAHAHAAHAAA
The real fail here is that it’s on Internet Explorer.
Agreed
thank god i am not the only one disturbed by that ad.
every time im on my myspace home page, that creepy stare looks at me.
i just wish there was a way to report ads.
But seriously now….if this guy was looking for ME, I would want to know!!
Yeah this ad is extremely effective.
Would you like to meet this guy long after he’s tracked you down, or right when he starts looking for you? w/e, not a fail
mmmmm………. smexeh!! ^.~ lawlz
Is that a mug shot?
The world is a scary place
Browser FAIL!
W00t! first failblog comment………………………….
*cries uncontrolably for 2.46 1/2 hours*
(comment FAIL)
THAT is not a moomin!
Uncle Tom? Why is there a picture of you on the internet??
pedobear said :O
ooh, a mug shot?
i hate getting those ads on myspace too. They are so annoying.
O_O
I don’t get it!!!
Oh god, he found me.
Crap he found me now he is going to molest me nooooooooooooo!!!
LOL
Ohnoes! He’s come to kill me for rickrolling him!
*prays in the name of Angelspit*
Just kidding. But am I really just kidding? Wait, that’s the Mighty Boosh. Maybe I should just shut up.
The point is that the man on the pic searched for someone, and it means he’s a pedophile. o^o
he is not a pedofil *blink* *blink*
i would freakin scared if its true
ROFLROFLROFL
Not paedo at all
I wanna be a cowboy…
This is not a fail, it’s simply stupid.
OH SH*T !!! They just discovered this is me ! F*CK !!! Okay i promise i’ll never look for u again.
as soon as i saw the face i knew it was fail
STALKER!
and he wants you r SOWL!