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That’s more than… no, wait.
THE ILLUMINATI, NWO, ALEX JONES, CONSPIRACY, PUPPET!
There, now thats over with.
Who’s Alex Jones xD
He misspelled Aled Jones. He walks on air.
Hmmm…. Jesus runs on water, Aled Jones on air, and I on beer than, i guess. But okay ty xD Wtf is a moomin? *Omg feels noob*
a moomin, is a creature….. from a kids show
*goes googling* Ah, i found it. Some hybrid crossing in between of a hippo, an rinocoros (htf to spell that?) a mushroom, and a few marshmellows. No, we dont have that kinda weird telly programmes in Iceland xD I used to watch Sesame Street though <3
Google is always wrong, a moomin, if you don’t mind me explaining, The Moomin, is in the family Awesomus Kicksyourbuttus, and is distantly related to the walrus
I prefer your definition, I forgot marshmallows
I am surprised that people in Iceland don’t know Moomins. Has the whole country gone to hell?
(Moomins were created by Tove Jansson, a Swedish speaking Finnish author)
Moon isn’t from Iceland, he’s from Iceland x D. If D=50% I’d say he’s from Norway.
NORWAY, woohoo, im from norway
Whahaha ill tell you:
My parents were halfway icelandic and halfway finnish (dad)
halfway scotch and halfway dutch (mom)
And now, somewhere deep in the slumbers of my brain, indeed, a picture is recalling from the sludge underneath. I remember seeing it once, at my grandmother’s house, quite long ago, with my niece crying cuz she was afraid for the wizard with the hat, since, she tought, looked like Loki after he fleed from Bran’s murder. No, i dont know how she made that up, but, I have to say that might be right… isnt it?
To your parents health!
*finnishes tulip-flavored whiskey on the rocks*
Arthur you’re fantastic
Bit late, though, they passed by… 17 years ago, during the irish civil war, but, thanx anyway. Ill throw down some in your name for ‘em 
Kinda like an albino hippo that walks upright.
Hm yeh i kinda got that definiton by myself by just looking up a picture lol. How about cookiemonster, what resembles he than? Or a rule 34, mayb?
He’s kinda like a hungry furry sock. I have no idea what a rule 34 is.
Hehe, rule 34 is that there is porn of éverything, or, at least, is it being made in the meantime. Btw, your definition of a hungry, furry sock is quite right, i guess, but, if only your socks would be that kinda green as he is, i’d better throw ‘em away xD
rule 34….
does that apply for carrots, desks and small furry animals?
i must apologise for the post above, it didnt sound as wrong in my head…
Hehe yeh as well xD No, i dont want to know what you’ll do with it, but, yes, it applies. Google it, and dont forget to turn the safe search off lol
sure…
I might be wrong, but isn`t cookiemonster blue?
Thought Oscar was the green puppet
Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists there’s porn of it somewhere.
Or at least on the way
An Albion Hippie?
*squeeze*
An Ambling Hipster?
*squeeze*
An Amplitude Hurdle?
WTF is that supposed to be?
why do you have to sweater ?
Why is a duck?
um … Ample Hurdies?
Isn’t everything 50%?
I’ll meet you halfway on that one.
I’m too c0cky by half.
(must remember the trigger words *sigh*)
THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY A FAKE YOU IDIOTS.
You are so obviously idiot, you fake!
THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY AN IDIOTS YOU FAKE!!?!!!?!?!?!
That looks like an example of Glenn Beck’s “Tea Party Calculus.”
Well, they did warn it was a non-scientific poll.
There is no poll.
In Soviet Russia, the poll takes you!!!
Tell that to the asthmatics.
that poll has commited a crime, call the pollice….
…and stay pollite.
then the pollice can beat it to a pollp
Will you choose the red spoon or the blue spoon?
This is actually funnier than most of the stuff on GraphJam.
Wait… That seems quite unfair xD This one could be made in the white house rofl
u know, people keep talking about him getting nominated after being in office only 12 days and i realized something today…
he did exist before taking office, right?
Yes: 50%
No: 50%
Possibly: 50%
Attention! This is just an estimate!
That result is only valid 9 times out of 10.
Validity is 90 % (P =0.5, 50% CI 0%-100%)
*roffles*
That about covers it.
I have no confidence in that CI
*goes to buy some more Colgate*
60% of the time, it works all the time..
Come again?
The explain what he did which was deserving of the peace prize.
Then explain what he did which was deserving of the peace prize.
Then explain what heeded his desert of the peas pies.
Yes: 50%
No: 50%
Perhaps: 50%
Attention! This is just an estimate!
Undecided is also 50%
if x=50%, then 50%(50%)-50%=50%+50%. And I think the trains were moving at 50 mph and 40 mph, respectively.
Given the above, is the bear a catholic?
No, I am not catholic.
Then stop shitting in the Vatican!
Yes i agree, the Vatican is unbearable
Is the shit black or is it white?
I don’t knooooooo
a
a
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a
a
a
a
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a
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does it stick to the pope’s fur?
Sorry, you’re not up to date. The pope had a brazilian last week, no more fur.
*squeeze!*
LOL! *picturing it*
*squeeze!*
I thought the pope was meant to be abstinent.
*squeezefest*
Doesn’t mean he can’t look sexy.
Oh, so the Brazilian is just eye candy?
I thought for catholics even thinking these things was a sin? Surely he’s not allowed to wax himself and pose in front of the mirror saying ‘I’m the popey’.
*festeringsqueeze*
the sailor pope?
That would mean no dancing to Goodbye Horses either.
Golly, I’m glad I’m not the pope.
*pictures the pope nude in front of a mirror, waving his schlong while saying “Yeah, now that’s a bishop and two nice cardinals”*
“This is how you swing the incense stick.”
Not surprised he’s abstinent if it smells that bad!
popetato?
He is, he just wears the bear on his penis for warmth (sorry)
*Squeezies!*
Tsk! :[
*snickers*
fakez.
Hehe quite propagandic, that was the word i was looking for. Imagine how non-obamavoters feel about this, that must suck quite bad. I think i’m halfway through the mystery: It’s just half-finished, i guess xD
Have to agree on the fake part.
It has clearly been altered.
Even with crappy paint ^^
I think that’s just the JPG compression.
We should petition for less cramped conditions for pictures! It’s inhumane!
Can you say that in common english pl0x? I’m dumb xD
Why do you multiply everything with D? And what’s a plox?
pl0x=please and xD is a smiley, just turn your head like 45 degrees sweetheart
I thought it was to do with the statistical calculations but you say it’s more a shape and space problem?
You should make the effort to type “please”, I think. And that
is a smiley. This too 
.
xD is one as well, i think. Yeh, the efford to say please isnt much bigger, but, it’s more funny to use internet slang
How’re you doing? Let’s start a TPBM forum 
true/false
TPBM did a poo-ing bear in the vatican
To Preserve British Militarists?
(On this blog correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is valued. Just sayin’.)
TPBM -> The Person Below Meh xD
TBPM did a poo-ing bear in the vatican
Moon, there is a place and a time for all kinds of slang. It just so happens that the failblog community sets high standards for spelling and grammar. I’m sure that a lot of fun can be had with internet slang, but not here. Compare it to a dress code: it would not be socially accepetable to attend a gala diner in shorts and Hawai shirt. You may have fun for a short while and some people would not take offence, but in the end you’d become an outcast. Consider this friendly advice. Tou’re more than welcome to have fun with us, just hang around a bit and try to get the feel of the unwritten rules.
At least some of the rule are written – on the failpeeps blog.
I’ll do my best, but, since English isnt my mother tongue, shall i make some sereous mistakes every now in a while. I’ll do my best to talk properly and therefore not be annoying. That’s it
Moon <3
That’s about all we’re asking for. And neither Czuhc nor me are native English speakers.
@Moon: perfect! You’re allowed to make mistakes.
Welcome! (By the way, I love Scandinavian languages)
T’aiie Gealtact? Ó Sumomi?
? sounds Celtic to me?
Liker du norsk??
Jeg er norsk
My first gf was Norwegian. Man, that’s loooong ago.
what was her name?
Anette.
This cracked me up more than any other comment. High standards = squeezes, I gather.
The bear accidentally the whole Vatican.
I think you’re right.
A Google search of Washington Post.com shows no such poll. The language at the bottom is clearly cut-and-pasted from a Washington Post poll, but the only such polls are polls attached to Elizabeth Razzi’s blog about real estate in Washington, DC. None have addressed Obama’s Nobel.
Google fail.
http://views.washingtonpost.com/post-user-polls/2009/10/obamas-nobel-prize.html?hpid=topnews
This is called fair and balanced graphical representation in some circles. Ooh! Gotcha!
Fox News would be proud.
Finally you’re noticing the bias of *THE WASHINGTON POST*, eh? The left wing press always been like that – it’s why Fox News is #1.
#1 in which category?
I hereby invoke Poe on this one.
Fox is garbage. it’s 50 percent freaking out over some slight against America 50 percent gushing over the latest redneck with a firearm at a protest rally 50 percent ignoring actual news and 50 percent reporting half the story to skew it to bring the loonies to a frothing rage.
We are using the Washington Posts standards of percentages, right?
Edgar was too busy moping the streets of Providence to care about the news, why would you invoke him?
Name dropping.
Argh! 5 second rule!
*bins Edgar*
Moping the streets of Providence? Why was he so dejected/perambulatory?
Edgar, original Emo-kid. He spent his life looking for other Emo kids to hang with, they hadn’t been invented though.
Charles Nelson Reilly is waaaay more Awesome.
Looks like the bigger half is against it.. or?
Does a bear poo in the woods?
NO
it poos in the Vatican
Fair enough, after all the pope shits in the woods.
Why the vatican? I mean, serously. Why not in a undeath, partly golden, bathtub, owned by James Bond?
Because that would only be silly
he didn’t need a poo when he was bathing with James, something about a potato canon
the bear was a vicar??
they’ll do anything to make it “legal” to wear the bear
wait, is it unwearable or unbearable, and where did the potato cannon come in……
At least it’s half right….
at first i thought this was a contribution from graph jam
Matter of fact, he doesn’t deserve it. He hasn’t done THAT much since he’s president.
He’s existed before he was president.
He’s had quite a life. Nobel worthy? I don’t know. I mean, anyone can nominate you practically. Even Rush Limbaugh got nominated for the thing.
But the reason he was nominated was his outreach to foreign leaders in his campaign, and the promises he made. IIRC, a reason from it was that he “made it OK to hope again.” He basically got the award because he wasn’t Bush.
In his credit though, when he gave his speech, he had that “Why the hell am I getting this?” look.
“Picture by: dunno source” – After tireless investigation involving the gray text at the bottom of the image, I believe the source to be The Washington Post.
the lower one is all red and inflamed
butt enough about me
*snork*
Moominfail: Just accidentally drew on my face in green pen
*snickers*
Finish it so your face is completely green. Tell your boss you don’t feel well, go home and have a day off. Win!
Grrrr *shakes fist*
Just like old times again.
*gets nostalgic*
Breaking with tradition, I blame Aja.
*tickletickletickle*
LOL!
hehehehe
What did you draw? Moustache? Freckles?
You could colour your whole face, tell them you’re ill then go home.
I could just swallow the pen an poison myself. I should be allowed time off for being dead I reckon.
Take up Necrophilia, there’s a greater choice of people every day.
Now you’re straying into Granny’s territory. Besides, all that dead wood, would give me splinters.
By being dead I’d be his type? That could be worth it.
Oh… I see how it is. You’d rather a professional had at your rear? HMPH!
sorry, i’m being moderated over here
*sobsqueeze!*
I wonder why…
aparently they’ve added a few new words to the “blocked” category
something about squeeze and checking trousers and clickie
I don’t want to know how you come across these terms.
That’s almost as bad as a clean up on aisle 3.
Blaaarg!
almost as bad?????? WTF?????
hahahahaha! HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Brain bleach?
Hehehe
Ok, I didn’t think that comment through, did I?
hahahaha! It makes clean up on isle 3 look like a first kiss doesn’t it?
And I thought my first kiss was bad!
Though I think my reaction would probably have been the same.
(I fleed… hehehe)
is it because he’s black?
He’s black?!?
the Pope?
No, that guy is about as white as it gets.
“don’t follow the white light” as my granny always used to say
I had to have my heart stopped and restarted on Saturday noon for about ten seconds. Everyone ask me did you see the light.
Well, did you see the light?
I don’t think President Obama should have received the Nobel Peace prize.
They where a lot more deserving people then he. It looked like to me only he received it because he was the first black president.”Safety”
Thats my 50% poll take on things.
No, they said it was because of his amazingly naive speech about ‘a world without nuclear weapons’.
First of all if you look closely at this, the numbers have been erased and new numbers put in. Just look at the terrible attempt to erase the old numbers. Gee Wiz people!
No, JPEG compression does that quite often with text.
Double-fail!
1) The obvious labeling problem with the poll display script.
2) A majority of people think he actually deserved it. Ha ha! What a riot!
In case it was not here already – this is the source – no I did not upload it originally. Its an ongoing poll and it looks like it was not a doctored image – just a bad graph program Wash Post is using to display results. Still funny.
http://views.washingtonpost.com/post-user-polls/2009/10/obamas-nobel-prize.html?hpid=talkbox1
Actually, the yes and no are reversed, so it’s almost certainly ‘doctored’.
Read the comment Posted by: Tomcat3 | October 9, 2009 8:53 AM
Yes! Big-time FAIL!!!
WTF?? US is more making Wars all around the world than peace!!!
Was this poll on the Verizon website?
There’s a .002 chance it was.
You mean a 50% of 50% chance?
Subtle reference to one of my favorite fails. I like it.
Here’s the link to the website… the results have now changed:
http://views.washingtonpost.com/post-user-polls/2009/10/obamas-nobel-prize.html?hpid=talkbox1
Non-Scientific, indeed.
Faked or not, it’s pretty easy to get a graph like that.
No = 49.7%
Yes = 50.3%
Plot the x-axis between 49.6% and 50.4%, then truncate all numbers on the graph to zero decimal places. I can easily see some automatic graph generator choosing parameters like that.
Voila.
Too much time on your hands?
I actually took the poll. If I’d known my vote would magically turn into 50%, I would have… Ok, I probably would have voted anyway.
Popcorn! Peanuts! Nobel Prizes! Programs!
Also, I think that the numbers were reversed. Wouldn’t it make more sense to make “no” red and “yes”?
Also, the result for the Facebook poll was pretty much the opposite of this. I think the results were switched.
FAKE, FAKE, FAKE…like so many fails this days.
Here’s the non-edited (REAL) version…
http://views.washingtonpost.com/post-user-polls/2009/10/obamas-nobel-prize.html?hpid=talkbox1
It’s not fake. Check out the comment Posted by: Tomcat3 | October 9, 2009 8:53 AM
damn. that clearly shows, that some of us are more equal than others
Move along. nothing to see here. We all support Dear Leader as this graph clearly shows. Move along. Don’t forget to pickup your welfare check.
its photoshoped by the one any only republican with half a brain
Coherency fail.
thats about right….i think ya its…ok no i get it…nope w8..
You’ve all got it wrong… It was clearly YES with extremely high values of 50% and NO with extremely low values of 50%. If it had been, say, 49.9% and 50.1% it may have rounded and then only displayed 50% for all the values, while it zoomed in on the difference to show detail. It would have been nice to show details though, people don’t like rounded numbers where I come from.
Don’t you know that 2+2=5 with extremely high values of 2?
Does no one else see the OBVIOUS photoshopping of the numbers on the graph? I think it’s hilarious that people are photoshopping things to put on failblog. Seriously?!?
*Sigh*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compression_artifact
Seriously…are people that desperate to get stuff on failblog?
Half of the people thinks he’s Jesus the other half think he’s the anti-christ.
I don’t know about this “half” business. Would you settle for say… 50%?
This is more of a Photoshop Fail.
Thats why the red is pixelated behind the YES 50%
No, it’s not.
agreed. i understand the jpeg compression thing… but i can just tell that only the numbers and % sign were affected. Lame attempt at lulz. fail.
It’s how JPEG works. It divides the image into 8×8 tiles, puts them through a DCT, quantizes the result then … well, never mind. Point is the number have that distortion around them in an 8×8 grid pattern, JPEG quantization error.
I’d say you failed, except I think I fail for knowing _exactly_ how JPEG compression works.
When saving a file in the JPG format, one of the most common formats, the pixels are not exact; the computer saves the pixels in groups and enlarges them, causing a JPG blur effect.
Damn right it’s not scientific.
Catching sarcasm fail.
The graph failed DELIBERATELY!
The Facebook poll percentage was 17% yes, 79% no, 4% undecided.
shopped
But the pink part is bigger! Who cares about the numbers…anyone who says the numbers matter is just a right-wing nut job….
Wait, the numbers don’t add up…but…RACIST! The pink part is bigger!! Obama wins!!!
This is fake. There is extra saturation around the numbers.
+ that
I was about to say that. What nubs for Failblog to not notice that. :/
Obama is FAIL!
Wrong, sorry. Have a closer look at the polling graph – it is 100% MIXED-UP! Look at the horizontal axis – all 50%! Someone who has used the graphing program has to fix it up and use it properly!
Fake.
Look around the numbers: it’s a different color.
Yes, the colors are different – but the figures are the same! The graph is all mixed up! So blame the graph, not Obama.
The person who made this must be obsessed with 50%.
They must be from the neutral planet (kudos if you get the Futurama reference).
And how do I feel about this chart?
I have no strong feelings whatsoever.
… The chart had changed since then; more people have obviously voted.
OR it’s fake… which is much more likely.
Whats more fail is everyone missing the satire…
Obviously yet another attempt to sway opinion of the short attention span of today’s youth. This is not the first time, nor will it be the last.
How did Obama win the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize??? I don’t understand that because the nobel peace prize of 2009 closed 12 days after he got inaugurated. He hasn’t done anything then…or at all
It is because Obama leads the Democrats. Bush led the Republicans.
A whiny piece of trash political commentary that doesn’t belong on Fail Blog. Anyone still whining about this, when he’s the only one *I* see remotely trying to improve our world, can shut the hell up and bite my shiny metal a**. As for what he’s done: attempted to improve health care, shut down an illegal prison, helped in ending torture as a US policy, implemented the fair pay act, is attempting to further gay rights, and improved diplomacy around the globe. Just because Faux News tells you he’s done nothing doesn’t make it true. Try thinking for yourselves you ignorant bunch of racist hicks.
Oh, look, a Obamazombie.
*Shuffle shuffle* ” CHAAAAANGE! CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE!”
Actually, he hasn’t done any of that. Gitmo is still open, the Bush-Era policies are almost totally still in place, gays still aren’t allowed in the military, and Obamacare will “improve” health care the same way my taking a dump on your front porch would “improve” your property values.
And judging from your statements, neither education nor tolerance has improved, either.
Try thinking for yourself, you drooling simpleton.
And I guess you think the Republicans would do better?
Definitely fake…
this is totally faked
this graph must have come from the white house.
just goes to show how liberal our society is
Subtle manipulation of statistics fail?
fake, someone thought they were funny
so epic fail edited..
Photoshopped
Must have been an american who counted that………….
FAAAAAAAAKE, Paint made.
That editing sucks. Or is that the fail?
GO Bama’
The real failure is giving a warlord a peace prize. The noble peace prize is worth nothing now.
Sucktush this is my opinion…… NOBOMA
Guess those are the legendary bigger and lesser halfs.