Wheelchair Foundation Fail

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FIRST YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’ve just always figured that those in wheelchairs could get around as well as this kid on crutches!
*headdesk*
*x50*
It would be less painful on your head to go troll their DeviantArt page.
2!
Obviously theres a ramp .3 meters outside of the pic
O RLY NAO.
YARLY NAO
KNOW WAIY!
ITS TRUE!
Actually the ramp is way farther away, like 20 feet or something. I know cuz this place is at a mall I go to, but I haven’t been there in a while.
This is all part of an elaborate plot to subtly insult the handicapped.
Subtly?
*shrug* I’m imagining some devious villain rubbing his hands together in a darkened room chuckling “Where is your RAMP now?”
What is the word I want to use for that?
Next, we’ll add speed bumps to sidewalks.
An architect with more tact might not have added pairs of columns like that.
I have to agree – the stairs are no big thing, because there has to be a ramp somewhere. But the columns that look like legs: hilarious/boneheaded.
OMGSH I’ve never seen this few failures in communication
Is the fail that they have not put the wheelchair on the foundation yet? Or that the foundations are generally situated below ground level?
The wheelchair is getting a foundation at the previous fail.
I think the wheelchair IS the foundation o_0
Would that make this a mobile home?
Do the roof tiles spell out a secret message?
Yus! They say, Happy Anniversary!
*happyanniversarysqueeze*
Whee! Though it’s not on until 12pm FB time.
*takes back squeeze*
:p
ill take a squeeze anyways!
Do you want fries with that?
No just the squeeze. I’ve got enough fries, seeing as I’m made of them.
*squeeze*
*holds the fries*
0.0
It would be great if you posted the original comment!
Can you find my very first comment? …on second thought: Better not.
Tell us! Tell us! You know that if you don’t, I will find it.
Mine was:
“Missippi”. It would effectively shorten the seconds.
(Also a confession: when I first arrived here, I thought it was good sport to ehm…err…be…f.i.r.s.t. Never actually firsted though)
Mine was hahahahahahaha
I’m not sure, but this may be it:
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/01/21/fire-extinguisher-fail-3/#comment-252117
Not bad!
How is it one can find their first comment?
I can’t even remember mine or where it is.
It’s in the pit, with the pendulum.
In the kitchen, with a candlestick.
What are we talking about?
What is it with you and candles?
*throws a spanner into the Billiard Room*
I was just being a little Poe-faced, but I’m all better now.
It depends. Do you own a pendulum?
I dropped my pendulum and it fell down a pit.
Couldn’t you train a raven to get it?
I think it fell in the house of Usher. Look there.
I considered that, of caws. But then a house fell in there, too. I warned Mr. Usher not to build on that spot, but he wouldn’t listen.
@MRN :p
Humph. I can’t post quickly enough at work.
But it was murder getting planning permission to build in the Rue Morgue. Ask Arthur Gordon Pym, his application got rejected.
PS. If you listen to ‘Murders in the Rue Morgue’ by Iron Maiden, it sounds like Murderers do the Moonwalk, which is skilliant.
All these years I thought they were saying “Murmuring by the Moomin”.
“Listen” never feels like the right word with good Metal. It makes it sound like the ears are supposed to do something more active than bleed and implies that one has a choice in the matter.
Maybe “withstand” is more accurate.
*pokes ALLL*
Iron Maiden live was second only to Guns N Roses live. You take that back, or there’ll be more pokification.
Did that come across wrong? Did it sound like I was not the sort of person that still had tinnitus from watching AC/DC live? If so, there must have been a Communication Breakdown.
Sorry. To me, withstand makes it sound like it was something that was endured rather than enjoyed.
You are correct, of course. It does sound more negative than I would like. I’m really looking for a word that indicates the liver as the primary sense organ involved.
After further (im)mature reflection, I think that the word “resonate” is a much better fit.
Work with the features of Google. Start with a search of your name on this site:
McFail site:failblog.org
Just above the first hit, you should see an link that says, “Show options”. Click on that, and one of the options is a date range. Drill down with that, using different date ranges, until you find the fail pic with your first comment.
Very nice Mr. Eld! My first post anniversary’s not too far away now. I’m pretty sure it had the words ‘lick’ and ‘twat’ in it.
Who would’ve guessed?
*irregular squeezes for the team*
Twat do you lick most in women?
Hahahaha nice work. Yes, I think that was it
*tastes*
Yup.
hahaha!
Ah, they misspelled wheechiair.
And those doors don’t look like they would be easy to negotiate.
Isnt that how every door works?
Break glass to enter.
Government policy: Never negotiate with terrorists or doors.
Yay! *squeeeeeze!*
Maybe also an hidden ad for
Stephen Hawking´s Pro Wheelchair
*slides down the Rail 50-50
First!
to comment my “an” fail in previous post
Where’s Suzanna? Eddie? Jake!?
btw. what does the word over the middle door say?
left says History, right says Culture… any Ideas?
‘9′ (with the single quotes)
Looks to me like it says ART.
I’d agree with that
I think it says “ART”. Don’t hold me to that, though.
Looks like ‘art’ to me. Or maybe ‘ass’. But then, where’s the difference?
It’s Art people.
It looks like skate board heaven to me LOL.
Let me get in posture for a Faceplant
No no faceplants maybe a 360 with blown knee would be cool!
Do a 900
or a heelscreetch.
nono, do a walrus switch
switch fs 900 double walrus
Ok I am taking my hockey net and going home now. I am out of my league.
Gaaaame off!! Car!!
*snork!*
GAH! Old Neighborhood flashbacks!
Oh, I get it now. They are trying to drum up more business for their foundation.
Oh by the by good morning all. We seem to have lost the ability to say good morning or hello to each other lately.
good morning and hello there
Helllooooooooo
I think we’ve just gotten so comfortable. Log on, say what we want. You see it when someone tries to insult the way we interact. Everyone bands together which shows that appreciation.
*squeeze*
Booooooooring. The wheelchair entry is probably just on the side, starting 10 pixels out of the photographed area.
Booooooooooring i already said it.
Booooooooooring i already said it.
Booooooring. Just wanted to join in.
Boing! Time for bed.
Boeing 747?
Boating. *Sails with a relaxed-ness*
Boateng? *dribbles and scores*
Blowing $5
Bowing? *bums you and give you $5*
burying?
*takes up 5$ offer and buries dignity*
burning?
*destroys the evidence*
well, thats a waste of 5 perfectly good dollars, and a crime too….
Boink?
Any1?
Boink boink, and the gopher goes down.
if we are talking about the same type of boink, im becoming very alarme at what you do with your gophers
What umm where is Grannycatflap when I need him.
But even so … if you were designing a building to house the Wheelchair Foundation, why would you use a bunch of stairs? I don’t care how many ramps you put in over to the side, it still seems like a huge fail to me.
I guess its a night club….
It’s for rich ambulatory people who look at the stairs and feel pity and give money. They don’t want those wheelchair people in their building!
Nope.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2549730477_0603b3f7d0.jpg
EXTREME WHEELCHAIR!!!
The foundation of the building is made of wheelchairs?!
I don’t know about you, but my momma always taught me that it was wrong to exploit the disabled.
Not the disabled, just their chairs.
So… It’s a make-up store?
Handicapped people need to be beautiful too.
Wish I’d thought of that!
*blushes*
It doesn’t really matter if Qwaz, you or eyelined the idea.
These pun runs are fun, but if we don’t want any lip, stick to the fail topic.
I’ll shadow your every move and learn from your example.
We could just gloss over the details.
If we wait until Christmas, Kara can join us.
Another possibility: follow-up book in the classic Isaac Asimov series.
Another possibility: You do the foundation course in wheelchairs before learning advanced manouevres.
Stairs to keep the unsatisfied customers away
And the satisfied customers too!
Who would make a WHEELCHAIR foundation? wouldn’t it make more sense for it to be a HANDICAPPED foindation? or better yet leggycapped… :p
Now where did I put that spellcheck…?
Oh, foind it!
Foick u! xD
It this for real?! Are people really THAT stupid? o.O
I guess the joke is supposed to be people in wheelchairs can’t go up stairs. Of course, there could very well be a huge ramp off to the side for them to use, but we’d never know from this tightly cropped photo.
It’s time they would take the next step!
and build a ramp..
Funny, but there are tons of ramps on both sides of that picture. The fellow who runs the place, Ken Behring, is a big developer and has a huge car collection. Good charity — they just ship wheelchairs all over the world. Good folks.
Yeah, Danville is the greatest!!!!
leave it to blackhawk to leave out the cripples
I used to go to the Blackhawk Shopping Center to feed the ducks. Now I’m afraid I might catch the fail flu.
They don’t have to let people with wheel chairs in.
Take that society!
all i could think about is how much i want to skate that place.
Wheelchair-accessible places have to have ramps! The wheelchair-accessible ramps have to travel entirely from the ground up to the door at a suitable angle!
FLYING CHAIR!”!!!
Ever heard of PHYSICALLY IMPAIRED?
*headwall*
this is hilarious!!!!hahahaha
LOL this made my day. This place is down the street from me
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I’ve been here. It’s not a fail. The wheelchair foundation is a foundation that SENDS wheelchairs to people who can’t afford it. You can make donations it’s right by the Blackhop Museum.
haha thats some funny stuff