Comments on: Headline Fail http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:59:21 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Adam http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-697886 Adam Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:48:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-697886 Are you @#$%!#$ serious?! Are you @#$%!#$ serious?!

]]> By: youallsickenme http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-695608 youallsickenme Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:23:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-695608 You all have no lifes (: You all have no lifes (:

]]> By: Bill http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-660015 Bill Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:19:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-660015 Not a fail here. This one was deliberate. I used to write headlines like this all the time Not a fail here. This one was deliberate. I used to write headlines like this all the time

]]> By: mumo http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-658281 mumo Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:20:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-658281 No, not obvious. Thanks for explaining to everyone not into American sports. No, not obvious. Thanks for explaining to everyone not into American sports.

]]> By: slythwolf http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-644097 slythwolf Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:53:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-644097 If anal sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong. If anal sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.

]]> By: ThatRedKid http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-643638 ThatRedKid Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:31:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-643638 anal always hurts. anal always hurts.

]]> By: sewob http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-641303 sewob Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:11:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-641303 Tian, you condescending (and apparently Canadian) ass: We didn't miss the point. We know Bartolo Colon is a pitcher, whose name happens to be a heteronym with a particular body part. This doesn't make it less funny; in fact, this is why it IS funny. Tian, you condescending (and apparently Canadian) ass:

We didn’t miss the point. We know Bartolo Colon is a pitcher, whose name happens to be a heteronym with a particular body part. This doesn’t make it less funny; in fact, this is why it IS funny.

]]> By: Tian http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-641296 Tian Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:29:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-641296 ... You guys completely miss the point. The guy who posted this missed the point also. The guy's name is Bartolo COLON (played for mtl expos few years ago). The failer prolly thought the title was failed cuz the pitcher got hit in the leg. Next time please do ur research bfore posting a fail. … You guys completely miss the point. The guy who posted this missed the point also. The guy’s name is Bartolo COLON (played for mtl expos few years ago). The failer prolly thought the title was failed cuz the pitcher got hit in the leg. Next time please do ur research bfore posting a fail.

]]> By: Jules http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-640543 Jules Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:22:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-640543 Kant? That's very offensive. Even here. Lalala. Kant? That’s very offensive. Even here.

Lalala.

]]> By: =8)-DX http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639947 =8)-DX Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:57:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639947 Why did no one mention: >>>>> : <<<<<< Why did no one mention:

>>>>> : <<<<<<

]]> By: Arisonas http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639920 Arisonas Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:12:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639920 Colons are very sturdy these days. Colons are very sturdy these days.

]]> By: ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639849 ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:13:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639849 3 balls your out! 3 balls your out!

]]> By: sewob http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639844 sewob Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:08:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639844 thanks for stating the obvious, RayRoy... thanks for stating the obvious, RayRoy…

]]> By: EtymologicalDisaster http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639834 EtymologicalDisaster Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:41:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639834 Hey, all! Just wanted to remind everyone that Hegel can do what Immanuel Kant! (I've always wanted to use that one.) Hey, all! Just wanted to remind everyone that Hegel can do what Immanuel Kant! (I’ve always wanted to use that one.)

]]> By: 5 eagles/high5/1fox/1cats/1vole/owl/caterpiller/1subway C.C.C http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639779 5 eagles/high5/1fox/1cats/1vole/owl/caterpiller/1subway C.C.C Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:54:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639779 No hitting Avis bad Avis bad Avis. And no stealing either.LOL No hitting Avis bad Avis bad Avis. And no stealing either.LOL

]]> By: 5 eagles/high5/1fox/1cats/1vole/owl/caterpiller/1subway C.C.C http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639778 5 eagles/high5/1fox/1cats/1vole/owl/caterpiller/1subway C.C.C Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:53:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639778 I said 5 replies cause I hit the wrong button on a Mac which entered on the screen. I said 5 replies cause I hit the wrong button on a Mac which entered on the screen.

]]> By: nmgyrl http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639751 nmgyrl Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:56:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639751 Hmmm ... apparently the "pre" markup leaves the text so completely unformatted that it doesn't even do line wraps. The full text of what I actually finished off with was: <pre>Sorry to be pedantic, but this confusion</pre> <pre>drives me as crazy as when people get the</pre> <pre>wrong palate/palette/pallet.</pre> Hmmm … apparently the “pre” markup leaves the text so completely unformatted that it doesn’t even do line wraps.

The full text of what I actually finished off with was:

Sorry to be pedantic, but this confusion
drives me as crazy as when people get the
wrong palate/palette/pallet.
]]> By: nmgyrl http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639745 nmgyrl Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:50:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639745 Avis: > use the LT/GT symbols or “carats” as they’re called. Um, no, "carats" are the most commonly-used unit of weight for gemstones. There is a symbol called a "caret", but it is this: ^ . Sometimes the LT/GT are called angle brackets, as opposed to [ square brackets ], or { curly brackets } aka braces, or ( round brackets ) aka parentheses. And of course, none of these are related to carrots. <pre>Sorry to be pedantic, but this confusion drives me as crazy as when people get the wrong palate/palette/pallet.</pre> Avis:

> use the LT/GT symbols or “carats” as they’re called.

Um, no, “carats” are the most commonly-used unit of weight for gemstones.

There is a symbol called a “caret”, but it is this: ^ .

Sometimes the LT/GT are called angle brackets, as opposed to [ square brackets ], or { curly brackets } aka braces, or ( round brackets ) aka parentheses.

And of course, none of these are related to carrots.

Sorry to be pedantic, but this confusion drives me as crazy as when people get the wrong palate/palette/pallet.
]]> By: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639710 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:16:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639710 I would really like to see a cactus :( I would really like to see a cactus :(

]]> By: n00b http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639614 n00b Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:36:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639614 i dont get it i dont get it

]]> By: john http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639576 john Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:08:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639576 Don't get Mr. Hand stuck in there. Don’t get Mr. Hand stuck in there.

]]> By: PlutoniumBoss http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639543 PlutoniumBoss Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:46:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639543 ooOOOoooo Jeethuth Chritht! ooOOOoooo Jeethuth Chritht!

]]> By: Jennifer http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639444 Jennifer Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:25:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639444 They do those headlines on purpose to sell more papers. They do those headlines on purpose to sell more papers.

]]> By: Bob-H http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639409 Bob-H Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:09:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639409 The Angels pitcher meanwhile calls out from the dugout to the Ass-Cream vendor..... The Angels pitcher meanwhile calls out from the dugout to the Ass-Cream vendor…..

]]> By: theangrylittlebear http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639359 theangrylittlebear Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:33:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639359 I would have to agree with you on that... I would have to agree with you on that…

]]> By: Use your Mind http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639348 Use your Mind Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:27:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639348 a FAIL? Survey Says ..... X X X That my friends is a WIN! A head line like that in a newspaper and the editor allowed it equals a SUPER WIN! a FAIL?

Survey Says ….. X X X

That my friends is a WIN! A head line like that in a newspaper and the editor allowed it equals a SUPER WIN!

]]> By: hannes http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639339 hannes Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:23:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639339 where is the fail? where is the fail?

]]> By: ObsidianWalrus http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639300 ObsidianWalrus Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:09:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639300 worth more than what, a pink market? worth more than what, a pink market?

]]> By: ObsidianWalrus http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639296 ObsidianWalrus Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:07:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639296 or just passive? <pre>sorry</pre> or just passive?

sorry
]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639283 Marius Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:02:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639283 Well, Fluffy is passionate. Well, Fluffy is passionate.

]]> By: ObsidianWalrus http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639280 ObsidianWalrus Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:57:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639280 triple bypass triple bypass

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639279 Marius Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:57:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639279 With all of those Athletic moves you could be a Pirate and swashbuckle your way to the gymnastics Nationals. With all of those Athletic moves you could be a Pirate and swashbuckle your way to the gymnastics Nationals.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639274 Avis Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:50:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639274 See, we know you aren't who you want us to think you are. She has a shirt that reads "Thats Hott". You need to fail harder for us to believe you are <i>that</i> hot mess. See, we know you aren’t who you want us to think you are. She has a shirt that reads “Thats Hott”. You need to fail harder for us to believe you are that hot mess.

]]> By: Brewski with the Blues http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639273 Brewski with the Blues Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:49:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639273 At least I didn't say *@&%. <pre>oops.</pre> :oops: At least I didn’t say *@&%. 

oops.

:oops:

]]> By: Brewski with the Blues http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639271 Brewski with the Blues Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:47:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639271 It's a Rockies road I travel. But as long I Dodger the Diamondbacks in my path, and a Ray of sunshine is on my shoulder, I love roaming the open Rangers. It’s a Rockies road I travel. But as long I Dodger the Diamondbacks in my path, and a Ray of sunshine is on my shoulder, I love roaming the open Rangers.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639270 Marius Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:45:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639270 *Rings a bell* *Rings a bell*

]]> By: Dr. Oppotimus http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639269 Dr. Oppotimus Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:45:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639269 See this is what happens when you let Danish Butt Drillers loose on the ball field. Next thing you know there will prostate exams before the Star Spangled Banner. See this is what happens when you let Danish Butt Drillers loose on the ball field. Next thing you know there will prostate exams before the Star Spangled Banner.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639268 Marius Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:44:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639268 Relax Charlie, I've got an angle. Relax Charlie, I’ve got an angle.

]]> By: Ms B ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639267 Ms B ♥ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:43:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639267 *snork!* You said $%#@! Maybe we should wash your mouth out? *snork!*

You said $%#@! Maybe we should wash your mouth out?

]]> By: P. Hilton http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639266 P. Hilton Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:42:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639266 That's hot That’s hot

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639265 Marius Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:42:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639265 You're a Brave man, for a Brewer. You’re a Brave man, for a Brewer.

]]> By: Brewski with the Blues http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639264 Brewski with the Blues Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:40:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639264 OK, I have to ask... What the $%#@ are you doing?! OK, I have to ask…
What the $%#@ are you doing?!

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639261 Avis Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:38:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639261 *THWACKS 5 eagles and takes his finches to boot* *THWACKS 5 eagles and takes his finches to boot*

]]> By: 5 Aviseses http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639260 5 Aviseses Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:36:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639260 LIke this LOL LIke this LOL

]]> By: Brewski with the Blues http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639259 Brewski with the Blues Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:36:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639259 Nah, I've made some Giant screw-ups myself, and that wasn't one. I'm a screwball that likes to throw in a curve every now and then. Nah, I’ve made some Giant screw-ups myself, and that wasn’t one. I’m a screwball that likes to throw in a curve every now and then.

]]> By: A Life Less Luminous http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639258 A Life Less Luminous Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:35:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639258 Would that be CB Freudski? <pre>Come on back now.</pre> Would that be CB Freudski? 
Come on back now.
]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639257 Avis Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:34:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639257 Changing what computer you use should not require a name change. Changing what computer you use should not require a name change.

]]> By: 5 eagles4eagles/5spiders/5finches/1fox/owl/high5/6cats C.C.C. http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639256 5 eagles4eagles/5spiders/5finches/1fox/owl/high5/6cats C.C.C. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:34:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639256 There I am done my 5 replies. There I am done my 5 replies.

]]> By: 5 eagles4eagles/5spiders/5finches/1fox/owl/high5/6cats C.C.C. http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639255 5 eagles4eagles/5spiders/5finches/1fox/owl/high5/6cats C.C.C. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:33:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639255 Baseball to watch is not all that interesting or to play. You seem to be standing around an awful a lot. Baseball to watch is not all that interesting or to play. You seem to be standing around an awful a lot.

]]> By: Ms B ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comment-639254 Ms B ♥ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:33:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=27207#comment-639254 ♪ I do believe in Angels! I do! I do! I do believe in Angels! I do! I do! ♫ ♪ I do believe in Angels! I do! I do!
I do believe in Angels! I do! I do! ♫

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