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Back to yesterday’s theme, I see.
This one’s an inside job though.
Wonder how exclamation mark is doing..
He got banged too.
semicolon?
He may be missing part of his colon, but he’s still full of sh!t.
Im sure question mark was the culprit..
I put my money on asterisk being the problem here.
This’ll surely come to a full stop after quite a short period though.
Reminds me of our former Secretary of State, Colin Bowel.
Not to mention former UN head honcho, Buttrose Buttrose Golly!
Qwaz – think some xlax could help be less full of it?
So he’s got a semi(colon)?
I know you.
.
No, you’re not sorry. LOL!
Ok, not sorry.
But deeply ashamed.
Is it a Kenworth?
Umm, I don’t know that is. I grew up very sheltered.
Maybe you should continue your sessions with Freudski…
Would that be CB Freudski?
Why did no one mention:
>>>>> : <<<<<<
Colon butt fail?
where is the fail?
Are you @#$%!#$ serious?!
Uhh always second.
No, you’re second ..Uhh doesn’t seem to’ve posted here at all today.
Bartolo Colon (pronounced like Cologne, fyi).
Very funny, still…!
dont be spraying your sh!t all over the place, ray.
thanks for stating the obvious, RayRoy…
No, not obvious. Thanks for explaining to everyone not into American sports.
kidney!
Lung!
stomach!
Liver!
Kidney!
Lung!
Stomach!
Liver alone, you guys!
Judy, you bowel me over!
I can’t stomach any more of this!
lung time nose(e) judy
[srry]
ummh btw how do i get in the tiny writing?? plz help
Put the letters pre inside less than/greater than symbols. Like you do for italics.
LOL
>like this?<
Not quite.
Take the spaces out to make it work.
Not quite…
try…
Damn. That didn’t really work the way I meant it to. Just put the “pre” and “/pre” inside the symbols, at either end of whatever you want in tiny type.
>…>
What happened to the rest of my post????
Blogmonster must of needed a nibble!
“must have“, please, butter cow! I promise not to try to melt you any more!
>pre walrus /pre<
damn, i’m really not good at tiny things
>lasttry<
Closer. The letters “pre” go inside the symbols like this {pre} but you need to use the less than/ greater than symbols.
*quickly plants explosives under “of” ^^^*
*BBBOOOOOOMM!!!!*
*waits for smoke to clear*
*sneaks into post and adds “have”*
Sorry, but I needed to do that before DW shows up! I don’t want her to go into convulsions.
*facepalm!*
I KNEW better than that!!! UGH!!!!
My English teacher is cringing at this moment…
*bukkit!*
< pre > Like that!
can u give an example
without it actually working
Wow. lotsa posts. I guess that’s a refresh fail.
*squeezes all above failpeeps*
my posts dissapear!!!
*squeeze*
There is no hope! *facepalm*
{pre}tiny type{pre}
Instead of brackets, use the LT/GT symbols or “carats” as they’re called.
CRAP!
{pre}tiny type{/pre}!!!!
That slash is VERY important!!
{pre}LIKETHIS?{/pre}
Ok, you have the order right, now just switch out the brackets for the *%$#@&% less than/greater than symbols!!
i begin to see the problem here, when u say GT/LT i see these symbols: or {}
wow the >< disappeared
How hard can it possibly be?
<pre>typetypetype </pre>
They are supposed to disappear! USE THOSE!!!!
ugh
*hears a chorus of Hallelujahs*
FINALLY!!!!
it all went well in the end
i have now a better failer
*Applauds*
That was fun to watch.
I think you misspelled painful.
To avoid future confusion, lets just remember to direct people to:
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
now, moving on to the next fail…
To the walrusmobile!!!
dududududu
With aplomb.
Or, alternatively:
1) Alt / 1 3
2) Start button, Run, charmap
I just cut and paste to get the music notes.
What kind of computer are you using? PC or Mac?
im using pc, why
Because we care.
Right, Avis?
I didn’t know about charmap! I learned something new today, thanks WN!
There’s a bunch of unusual stuff in there.
ﮓﯓ ﺸ
Yipper.
I cherish my Failblog edjumacation!
I bemember when I first got here – we had to walk five miles in the snow to get to FAILblog and back, uphill both ways.
There are several things I’ve learned on failblog that I wish I could unlearn.
*shudders*
… and 80% of them came directly from GCF.
We do care!
But seriously, there are functions you can do with one but not with the other. I use a Mac, so I won’t be all that much help to you.
Avis:
> use the LT/GT symbols or “carats” as they’re called.
Um, no, “carats” are the most commonly-used unit of weight for gemstones.
There is a symbol called a “caret”, but it is this: ^ .
Sometimes the LT/GT are called angle brackets, as opposed to [ square brackets ], or { curly brackets } aka braces, or ( round brackets ) aka parentheses.
And of course, none of these are related to carrots.
Hmmm … apparently the “pre” markup leaves the text so completely unformatted that it doesn’t even do line wraps.
The full text of what I actually finished off with was:
Oops…
*hides in embarrassement*, wow it’s cozy here!
when this fail started I was 6th now I am 36 what the heck LOL
See now I had to switch to another computer a mac. Different names.
I can reply to my own reply at that cool!
Baseball to watch is not all that interesting or to play. You seem to be standing around an awful a lot.
There I am done my 5 replies.
OK, I have to ask…
What the $%#@ are you doing?!
*snork!*
You said $%#@! Maybe we should wash your mouth out?
At least I didn’t say *@&%.
I said 5 replies cause I hit the wrong button on a Mac which entered on the screen.
Changing what computer you use should not require a name change.
LIke this LOL
*THWACKS 5 eagles and takes his finches to boot*
No hitting Avis bad Avis bad Avis. And no stealing either.LOL
Harrt!
Walrusbrain
nonexistant
*plays the organ*
Now you’re pulling out all the stops!
Organ unplugged?
I’ll pass.
Just pass? Or Pass out?
triple bypass
Well, Fluffy is passionate.
or just passive?
not in public, I hope!
Are you Haydn movements in public MRN?
That explains the “Johnny Cash” look. He’s Bach in Black!
Did he Schütz?
No, but he had a fugue narrow escapes.
No, but he’s certainly Britton off more than he can chew
It’s actually dark blue. I know, ’cause I’m still wearing it.
you are really forward, qwaz.
beans!
Most guys turn gay cuz they get sucked into it.
your comment is full of suckage.
Where’s the halibut???
*thinks maybe the boiling vat of BaconLube™ is more appropriate*
o my it’s painful getting hit in the colon from the leg
yeyaeyayeayeyaeyaye
What the hell? What’s with all the trolls? Free day in the schools computer lab?
I guess they don’t often find a Fail they understand.
This is just too much information to digest.
Some things you need to take in slowly.
Intestin’e, it was found that slower was better more than half of the time.
That’s just offal Jam.
Offal-jam? That’s tripe!
I know some ruminant people who will be lining up for the bukkit after that comment. YUK!
Slowly? Oh…
I guess I should apologize to a few people.
Gonna take some guts to do that.
I know, I’m not sure I have it in me.
So you’re just going to bowel out??
No, I’ll do it. It’ll be cathartic.
Or you can do it like the abdominal snowman.
*snork!*
crunch time!
Alimentary, my dear Fluffy.
Ab-ductive reasoning. ^
When you’re running into first and you hear an outburst…
it’s cuz the bag esploded?
That’s amore?
That’s a-midget.
That’s a Mookie ^
That’s a Moomin ^
That’s a Brewski ^
thats a ….. Velvet Market
And I’m not cheap either, baby!
noo… your free
Her free what?
You’re worth more than that, Velvet!
Did I detect a Mookie up there? ^^
worth more than what, a pink market?
Ur-a-Moomin!
That’s a “moment”
Who’s yer momma?
There’s a moon. . .
♪…and dance by the light of the Moomin… ♪
♪ He’s a Moomin, she’s a Moomin, I’m a Moomin, that’s a Moomin, wouldn’t you like to be a Moomin too? ♪
That’s a Moomin ^
Aarrgghh! Refresh fail.
I almost never do that (except on a daily basis.)
Happy Hump Day, everyone!
That’s a moments madness sure to pass.
When the Moomin hits your eye like a big mallow pie, that’s amore!
guess mark won’t be too gay and happy today.
Is this article about the Vicar?
*ROFFLE!*
The circle of life. Everything comes back to the potato.
That potato gets more use than the rubber fist!
.
.
Somehow, that sentence didn’t sound dirty before I typed it.
At least the ET finger’s use volume is up there.
Up there? Is that even safe?
(I don’t know what is wrong with me today)
I detect a regression to the anal stage of development. Tell me about your mother.
She was very… orderly when I was Jung….
Strange you seem to choose this point of your life as your starting Marx.
Hey, all! Just wanted to remind everyone that Hegel can do what Immanuel Kant! (I’ve always wanted to use that one.)
Kant? That’s very offensive. Even here.
Lalala.
So it was . . .
♪ just you and your shadow . . . ♪
or is that a mythinterpretation?
*Long overdo SQUEEZE*
*squeeze!*
Classical conditioning does work!
♪ We know you, they know me, extrasensory synchronicity ♪
As long as it is up there and not up someone’s. -Cream.
Which came first, the vicar or the potato?
Not sure…think we’ll need to hash it out…
The vicar. I don’t think the potato was even aroused.
ROFLMAO!!!!
LOL!!!
Bravo Brewski!
Well, it’s one he can relate to.
Sounds like Pujols will be sore tomorrow.
ROFL!!
*Snicker*
Now that’s an unfortunate name. Sorta like Dick Butkis.
Somehow I doubt he got teased about it much. He ain’t exactly petite.
hehehehe
If you’re trying for a verbal representation of the headline, I think the implication is better expressed as:
he->he
You’re on a roll today. Working it from every angle, so to speak.
Artful Dodgers always manipulate the end result.
Hee hee! Some say that sliding into home base is a Cardinal sin. But I don’t mind, as long as they’ve at least Mets each other.
I’m no Angle butt interleague play is right up my alley.
I’m a right angle!
..just don’t be obtuse!
Relax Charlie, I’ve got an angle.
*tips halo to 45 degrees*
Great, another Royal screw-up!
*Ducks back to the minor leagues*
♪ I do believe in Angels! I do! I do!
I do believe in Angels! I do! I do! ♫
*Rings a bell*
Nah, I’ve made some Giant screw-ups myself, and that wasn’t one. I’m a screwball that likes to throw in a curve every now and then.
You’re a Brave man, for a Brewer.
It’s a Rockies road I travel. But as long I Dodger the Diamondbacks in my path, and a Ray of sunshine is on my shoulder, I love roaming the open Rangers.
With all of those Athletic moves you could be a Pirate and swashbuckle your way to the gymnastics Nationals.
To what degree would you not consider yourself an angle?
Thanks a lot folks, until I read the comments section I was thinking of that movie “supersize me”
That’s hot
See, we know you aren’t who you want us to think you are. She has a shirt that reads “Thats Hott”. You need to fail harder for us to believe you are that hot mess.
See this is what happens when you let Danish Butt Drillers loose on the ball field. Next thing you know there will prostate exams before the Star Spangled Banner.
a FAIL?
Survey Says ….. X X X
That my friends is a WIN! A head line like that in a newspaper and the editor allowed it equals a SUPER WIN!
I would have to agree with you on that…
The Angels pitcher meanwhile calls out from the dugout to the Ass-Cream vendor…..
They do those headlines on purpose to sell more papers.
ooOOOoooo Jeethuth Chritht!
Don’t get Mr. Hand stuck in there.
i dont get it
I would really like to see a cactus
3 balls your out!
Colons are very sturdy these days.
… You guys completely miss the point. The guy who posted this missed the point also. The guy’s name is Bartolo COLON (played for mtl expos few years ago). The failer prolly thought the title was failed cuz the pitcher got hit in the leg. Next time please do ur research bfore posting a fail.
Tian, you condescending (and apparently Canadian) ass:
We didn’t miss the point. We know Bartolo Colon is a pitcher, whose name happens to be a heteronym with a particular body part. This doesn’t make it less funny; in fact, this is why it IS funny.
anal always hurts.
If anal sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.
Not a fail here. This one was deliberate. I used to write headlines like this all the time
You all have no lifes (: